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100 Funny Boat Puns for When You are Aboat to Get on the Water

We think that when it comes to boat puns, funny ones are the best, so we have put together a list of all the best funny boat puns for when you are ready to smile. We have also included the best yacht puns, ship puns and sailing puns for your time on the water.

Funny Boat Puns

Buoy, these views are fin-tastic

Don’t give into pier pressure

Whatever floats your boat

You had me at boat

Felt cute. Might go seas the day

Having yachts of fun with you

Don’t rock the boat

Giving in to the pier pressure

It’s a-boat time we got on the water

Boat with funny boat puns

This weekend was knot too bad

Yeah buoy, we’re on a yacht!

This week I don’t give a ship

Oar-ed out of my mind

What’s this all a-boat?

Canoe imagine a more perfect day? Neither can I.

Just a fish out of water

Summer is never oh-fish-ially over

Forever in need of some vitamin sea

Boats on lake with boat lake puns

Don’t krill my vibe.

Oh ship, it’s a sea day

Hold on, I’m getting a bit em-ocean-al.

Last boat naut least.

Not salty about this situation

I like big buoys and I cannot lie

Definitely not salty about this view

Having a hull of a time

Boat with ship puns

What’s all the comm-ocean?

Weapon of mast destruction

Don’t be such a pain in the boat.

Having a reel good time with my besties

It’s a-boat time to go for a sail

One thing’s for shore, I otter-ly love the ocean.

A fine kettle of fish

Small boats on the ocean with a vitamin sea captions

Don’t be so stern

Partying like a lob-star

A salt weapon

I’m oar-ed out of my mind.

Just saying goodbye to my piers

Not the only fish in the sea

Do you like my ferry impressive boat?

That’s ferry impressive

Last but naut least

Where there’s a wave, there’s a way

It’s a-boat time we got to the lake

A stern talking to

Batten down the hatches

Take time to coast

I’m having yachts of fun

Boat with yacht puns

Some would say that I’m an aqua-holic

Water you looking at?

I like big boats and I cannot lie

Didn’t mean to barge in here

Wet-ever floats your boat.

Things are going quite swell

Mermaid to be in the sea

Sail-abrate good times, come on!

Sailboat with sailing puns

I ferry much love the ocean.

Well, plank you very much.

Taking the sea-nic route

It’s aboat time we all made it out on the water

Always yachts of fun with this crew

Kiss my mast

I’m super so-fish-ticated.

You can run but you can’t tide!

I’m knot shore if you noticed, but I’m on a boat.

My milkshake brings all the buoys to the yard

Boats on a lake with boat pun captions that says giving in to the pier pressure

You can’t be crabby when you’re on a boat

Pain in the boat

A whale of a good time

Water under the bridge

Oh buoy, I’m not ready for summer to be over yet

You are so boat-iful to me…

boat with cute captions for boat puns

I have very Pacific taste

Seriously, your jokes are keeling me.

Take the wind out of his sails

Loving this ferry-tail ending

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Boat Captions, Boat Quotes, Yacht Captions, Sailing Quotes, River Captions, Short Ocean Quotes, Fishing Captions and Cruise Captions.

Short Puns About Boats

Just call salt

Boat hair, don’t care

I love you a yacht

Off the hook

Dead in the water


No Ship, Sherlock

Ship happens

Yachts of fun

Boat with funny nautical puns


I’m o-fish-aly ready.

What’s up, dock?

Seas the day

Water you talking about?

What a boat-iful day today.

Stern, Baby Stern

A sail boat on the ocean with a funny boat captions that reads I live for taking the sea-nic route

Don’t be so shellfish.

Knot too shabby

What’s this all aboat?

It’s salt good

No ship, Sherlock.

Tis the sea-son.

Funny Boat Captions

  • Long weekends and living the boat life
  • Floating into the weekend
  • Messy buns and boat days
  • Some people are boat people. I am one of those people.
  • Life is better on the boat
  • The boat is calling. I must go.
Back of a boat, a lake and trees with a boat captions that reads whatever floats your boat
  • Weekend forecast: 100% chance of boating
  • On cruise mode
  • Gone boating
  • Eat. Sleep. Boat. Repeat.
  • You bring the boat and I’ll bring the bubbles
  • Floatin’ along
  • Boat, lake, sunset, perfect
A small boat on the beach with dark clouds behind and a boat instagram captions that reads the boat is calling. I must go.
  • Keep calm and boat on
  • Live. Love. Boat. Lake.
  • Let’s sail away into forever
  • Come sail away with me
  • Decided to let my dreams set sail
  • If your ship doesn’t come in, sail out to meet it

Funny Boat Quotes for Instagram Captions

“I want a boat that drinks six, eats four, and sleeps two.” – Ernest K. Gann

“If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out and meet it.” ― Jonathan Winters

“For the ocean is big and my boat is small. Find the courage.” – Alanis Morissette

“Boats, like whiskey, are all good.” – R. D. Culler

“A boat is like a magic world, like a little island.” – Renzo Piano

“Don’t bring an anchor, on a sinking boat.” – Anthony Liccione

Old boat on ocean with funny boat quotes by Liccione

“At sea, I learned how little a person needs, not how much.” – Robin Lee Graham

“The only ship you can truly steer in this ocean is the one you’re sailing.” ― Richelle E. Goodrich

“You haven’t lived until you’ve sailed.” ― David Sedaris

“The days pass happily with me wherever my ship sails.” ― Joshua Slocum

“Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’” – Steven Wright

Boat on calm water at sunset with boat quotes by Jimmy Buffet

“This boat that we just built is just fine; And don’t try to tell us it’s not; The sides and the back are divine;

It’s the bottom I guess we forgot.” ― Shel Silverstein

“I’ve always believed that a goal in life is not to own a boat but have a friend with a boat.” – Christie Hefner

“There are a lot of mysterious things about boats, such as why anyone would get on one voluntarily.” – P. J. O’Rourke

“If you boat a lot, you’re known as a boating enthusiast. I like to boat, but I just don’t want to ever be referred to as a boating enthusiast.” – Mitch Hedberg

“The love boat has crashed against the everyday.” – Vladimir Mayakovsky

Boat with funny yacht Instagram quotes by Roth

“There is nothing more enticing, disenchanting, and enslaving than the life at sea.” ― Joseph Conrad

“It isn’t that life ashore is distasteful to me. But life at sea is better.” – Francis Drake

“Life without a defined purpose is similar to a boat without a crew in the middle of the ocean.” – Debasish Mridha

“My escape is to just get in a boat and disappear on the water.” – Carl Hiaasen

“If the boat started shaking, we stayed on course and didn’t lose focus. That made the difference.” – Sebastian Vettel

“I’m sailing! I’m sailing! I’m sailing!… I’m sailing! I’m sailing! I sail! I’m sailiiiiiing!” — Bob Wiley on What About Bob

So there you have it! Our list of puns. Hopefully you found the perfect one for your boat photo.

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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