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115 Tasty Donut Captions (With Quotes and Puns)


There is no bad time for a donut. And once you’ve found that perfect donut, you obviously need to find the perfect donut captions. Well, we have you covered with all the best donut captions for Instagram. We have also included the best donut quotes for Instagram captions because it’s true that sometimes someone else has said it best first.

Donut Captions for Instagram

Sprinkle the world with kindness.

I love you more than donuts.

I don’t like donuts…. said no one ever!

Be like a donut and find your center.

Donuts above anything else.

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at donuts.

Donut know what I’d do without you.

The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.

The center of a donut is 100 percent fat free.

I ate a donut without sprinkles… diets are hard.

A donut is happiness with sprinkles on top.

Donuts with donut captions

Whatever sprinkles your donuts.

Always say yes to donuts.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Diets are hard. Donuts.

A donut is the secret to eternal youth. Like, have you ever seen a 7-year-old eating a donut bar

Give me the donut and nobody gets hurt.

Never underestimate the power of donuts.

I’ve never met a donut I didn’t like.

Don’t think thata  donut is a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for donuts.

Me + donuts = together forever.

Donuts are always the answer, no matter what the question is.

Just knowing that I have a secret stash of donuts is genuinely comforting.

 If I share my donut with you, you’re special to me.

A little too much donut is just about the right amount.

A donut is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.

Donuts make life sweeter.

Everything’s better with donuts.

Abs sure are great, but have you ever heard of donuts?

Sprinkles are just glitter for food.

I got 99 donuts ’cause I already ate one.

Eat a well rounded breakfast.

Donuts with donut captions for Instagram

You are the glaze to my donut.

Check out my six-pack…box of donuts.

Luckily, self-centered donuts don’t exist.

Donut stress, just do your best.

Donuts have my heart.

All you need is love. And donuts.

Whatever sprinkles your donuts.

If I am not eating donuts, I am thinking about it.

Glazed, sprinkled, frosted, filled… every donut is special.

A person does not live by coffee alone… have a donut!

I run because I love my body. And donuts. I love donuts.

Here’s a dozen reasons to be happy!

Donuts: “Here today, gone today.”

Everything that I am, I owe to donuts.

Come to the dark side. We have donuts.

A bad day eating donuts is a better day doing anything else.

As long as donuts exists in this world, there will always be happiness.

I could give up donuts, but I’m not a quitter.

A donut is great. It gives you the energy to go buy more donuts.

When no one understands you, donuts are there.

Happiness is a donut in each hand.

I love you to the donuts and back.

Hold me closer, tiny donuts.

I’d rather have a donut buddy rather than a workout buddy.

Donuts are my love language.

Yes, donut Is my middle name.

Who cares about calories anyway?

Donuts don’t judge, they understand.

Pile of donuts with funny captions about donuts

You only live once. Devour the dozen!

Only donut can give me “that” feeling.

Rise and shine, it’s donut time.

Life is short, eat more donuts.

My soulmate might be a donut.

Going nuts about donuts.

Warning: donuts makes your clothes shrink.

Either you bring me some donuts or you leave me alone.

Donut lovers have sweeter babies.

There is no issue that donuts cannot solve.

Donuts and cupcakes…. my two favorite foods.

Eyes on the donut, not on the hole.

I am the official donut tester.

Never trust anyone who doesn’t like donuts.

Life without donuts is like a day without sunshine.

Life is a struggle between good, evil, and donuts.

My soul’s had enough chicken soup. I want donuts.

Never trust anyone who doesn’t like donuts.

Save the planet, it’s the only one with donuts.

Nine out of ten people like donuts. The tenth always lies.

Let’s go glazy.

Love. Life. Donuts.

Will run for donuts.

But first, donuts.

Life happens, donuts help.

My donut is calling; I must go!

Edible happiness.

Colorful donuts with short captions on donuts

Die eating donuts, and you die happy.

A donut fixes everything.

Think inside the box.

Glazed and delicious.

Donut paradise.

Donut kill my vibes.

Save a bagel. Eat a donut.

You had me at donuts.

It’s donut o’clock!

Sprinkle your day.

A sweet treat.

Follow me to the donuts.

Eat more hole foods!

Donuts are life.

Donut stop believing.

Picture-perfect donut.

Stop and smell the donuts.

Delightful treats!

I regret nothing.

My sweet tooth is tingling.

Donuts run in my veins.

Happiness is an unexpected donut.

Did someone say donut?

If you like these, you might also like our other lists of Chocolate Captions, Taco Captions, Burger Captions, Pasta Captions, Pizza Captions, Short Food Quotes and Funny Food Captions.

Short Donut Quotes for Instagram

“I’d rather get a hot dog or a doughnut than write a song.” – John Prine

“I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.” – John Belushi

“With a doughnut in each hand, anything is possible.” – Jameela Jamil

“You’re a cop. I need a doughnut.” – Jim Butcher

“Never eat a heavily sugared doughnut before you go on TV.” – John Cheever

“Anyhow, the hole in the donut is at least digestible.” – H. L. Mencken

Donut with donut quotes for Instagram by Mencken

“Reality is like a doughnut: Everything that is good and funny and juicy is outside the center, which is just emptiness.” – Olga Tokarczuk

“Stephanie, I’m begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can’t keep going like this.” – Janet Evanovich

“I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut.” – Rick Riordan

“I’m not going to work in a place where I can’t eat donuts.” – Kristen Ashley

“Donuts are not just food, they’re an institution.” – Anthony Bourdain

“Donuts – Is there anything they can’t do?” – Matt Groening

“As you ramble on through life, Brother, Whatever be your goal, Keep your eye upon the doughnut, And not upon the hole.” – Margaret Atwood

“There’s always time for doughnuts.” – Homer Simpson

“Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts.” – Shannon Wiersbitzky

“If you stop eating donuts, you will live 3 years longer. It’s just 3 more years that you want a donut.” – Lewis Black

“Sure, beauty has the power to excite men. But so does a box of donuts.” – Susan Jane Gilman

“That’s my favorite food group: donut. I love the donut.” – Laura Linney

“The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.” – Oscar Wilde

“Don’t look at the hole in the doughnut. Look at the whole doughnut.” – Branch Rickey

“Be sweet and honest always, but for God’s sake don’t eat my doughnuts!” – Emma Bunton

“I take the no-doughnut pledge, and then I break it.” – Lauren Graham

Donut with funny donut quotes by Graham

“I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead.” – Janet Evanovich

“I’m a little vague on the details but aren’t doughnuts just the most marvelous thing to ever come out of organised religion?” – Catherine Webb

“I have a doughnut every morning. The same kind, from a street cart. Vanilla frosted with sprinkles on one half, weirdly. How hard is it to sprinkle the whole thing?” – Allison Williams

“I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, ‘I don’t know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?’ You know, who knows?” – Oscar Nunez

“Hello, donuts. You’re looking muffin today.” – Mindy Kaling

“The donut is like the perfect special effect – it’s there when you need it and invisible when you don’t.” – Jaimie Warren

“Work hard and eat donuts. That’s my philosophy.” – Homer Simpson

“New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts.” – David Lynch

“Some people aren’t good at anything. Some people just really like donuts.” – Lisa Graff

“My favorite thing about the human body is that we’re all basically doughnuts.” – Tyler Oakley

“Krispy Kreme Doughnuts would be the best way to go” – Jennifer Asbenson

“America is at war. Go eat a donut.” – Chris Pratt

Donut Sayings

“Humans cannot live on coffee alone. That’s why donuts were invented!”

“Life’s too short to wait in line for the best donuts.”

“Happiness is a donut, and you deserve the best. Find your inner bliss.”

“I’m not overweight. I’m donut enriched.”

“Body type: works out, but definitely loves donuts.”

“I’m a person of many moods, and they all require donuts.”

“Whether you succeed or fail, you celebrate with donuts.”

“A balanced diet is a donut in both hands.”

Donut with funny and cute donut sayings

“Walking by donuts without eating it is impossible for me.”

“Do I have a donut addiction? No, donut is the one addicted to me.”

“I used to have a donut problem. Then I found some; Problem solved!”

“Life is like a box of donuts. You never know what you’re going to get.”

“In heaven, a donut has no calories and is served as the main course.”

“Who in the world normalized sending flowers during hard times?! Donuts are far more practical.”

“After working out, I always eat donuts. Just joking! I don’t workout.”

“I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.”

“I don’t care what the problem is. Donuts are always the answer.”

“I can make donuts disappear in an instant! How about you, what’s your secret talent?”

“In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite off more than you can chew unless it is a donut.”

“Unlike therapy, you don’t need an appointment for donuts. Plus, it’s way cheaper!”

“When life gives you lemons… throw them back and ask for a donut.”

“Nothing is better than a friend, except a friend who is bringing donuts.”

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy donuts, which is basically the same thing.”

Donut Puns

Eat more hole foods!

You drive me glazy.

Don’t be an a-hole.

You’re so sweet and hole-some.

Donut disturb.

You are a-glaze-ing.

Donut worry. Be happy.

Donuts with donut puns

You donut want to miss this!

Glazed and confused.

Donut let anyone tell you you’re less than incredible.

Donut ever give up.

Donut kill my vibes.

I like you a (donut) hole lot.

You donut how much I love you.

So there you have it! That is our list of the best captions on donuts and quotes about donuts. We hope you found what you were looking for.

Now get out there and enjoy that donut.

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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