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115 Funny Coffee Captions to Start Your Morning with a Smile

We think that when it comes to coffee captions. funny ones are the best so we have put together a list of the best funny coffee captions for Instagram for when you are ready to share your next photo. We have also included the best funny coffee quotes for Instagram for when someone else has said it best first.

Our Favorite Funny Coffee Captions for Instagram

  • Caffeine is the other Vitamin C.
  • Life is short – have another cup of coffee.
  • The accessory that always matches my outfit: coffee.
  • Always down for a coffee date.
  • A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away.
  • Too much morning, not enough coffee.
  • Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.
  • I‘m going to get coffee by whatever beans necessary.
  • Relationship status: Looking for a tall, dark, rich cup of coffee.
  • All you need is love and a strong coffee.
  • I can’t espresso how much you bean to me.
  • When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.
Black coffee with funny coffee captions
  • I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need a coffee.
  • Sending you a whole latte love.
  • Dear coffee, you were in my dreams last night.
  • You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.
  • Life can be tough, coffee helps.
  • Don’t feel depresso, have an espresso.
  • Espresso now, compliments later.
  • I like my coffee how I like my men: strong, invigorating, and too hot for me.
  • Cappuccino? More like Cappucci-yes!
  • I’m sorry for what I said before my morning coffee.
  • Hit me with your best espresso shot.
  • My coffee and I: strong, bitter, and hot enough to burn you.
  • I made pot of coffee, espresso-ly for you.
Latte with funny latte captions
  • Everyone needs a daily pick-me-up in the form of a great latte.
  • Time spent with friends enjoying a cup of coffee is a time well-spent.
  • Don’t disturb me when you see me hanging out with friends over some coffee.
  • Thanks a latte for me being my friend
  • A day without a latte is…just kidding, I have no idea
  • It’s always happy hour at the latte bar
  • Everything I brew, I brew for you
  • It’s easy to say no to an extra-caffeinated pick me up
  • Any time is a good time for a latte.
  • There’s nothing like a warm latte to get you through the day.
  • Fall? Pumpkin spice lattes reign supreme.
  • I love creamy coffee, especially on a Monday.
  • Fine coffee is better than fine wine.
  • My mood depends on the coffee I drink before we talk.
  • I don’t have time to take a nap, I have time for a latte.
  • Words cannot espresso how much you mean to me.
  • Does coffee count towards my eight glasses of water a day?
  • Hocus pocus! I need coffee to focus!
  • My zodiac is a coffee bean.
  • Guess what? It’s coffee o’clock.
  • Caffeine — It maintains my sunny personality.
  • A coffee, black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.
  • Another day, another cup of coffee.
Black coffee with funny coffee Instagram captions
  • You simply can’t do any work before you have coffee flowing through your bloodstream.
  • A day without coffee is…just kidding, I have no idea.
  • Today’s to-do list is sponsored by coffee.
  • Any time is a good time for coffee.
  • Where have you bean all my life?
  • With enough coffee, I could rule the world.
  • Inhale the caffeine, exhale the negativity.
  • Coffee, because it’s too early for wine
  • Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.
  • Never seen anything more brew-tiful
  • Coffee smells like magic and fairytales.
Latte with latte Instagram captions
  • Thanks a latte for me being my friend.
  • Some call it self-confidence – I call it coffee.
  • Coffee: the hot friend I was telling you about!
  • Behind every great day is a cup of coffee.
  • I’ve bean thinking of you a Latte.
  • Today’s good mood is sponsored by lattes
  • Still dreaming of the first time I sipped on a caramel latte.
  • Friends and coffee go so well together.
  • You deserve the best friend award if you buy me coffee.
  • A latte a day keeps the doctor away
  • Never seen anything more brew-tiful
  • I was meant to be a coffee lover forever.
  • Meetings before coffee? No way!
  • Today’s to-do list sponsored by coffee
  • Saying that you drink a latte is like saying that you eat lunch.
  • It’s a good time for a coffeeeeeeee
  • Sending you a whole latte love
  • Power up your mornings with a cup of coffee.
  • Don’t talk to me before I drink my coffee.
  • Not in the mood until I have my coffee.
  • Stressed but at least, I am coffee obsessed.
  • There’s no such thing as a bad day, as long as you’re having a latte
  • With a latte in hand, I could rule the world
  • Latte art is even more satisfying in the fall.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Latte Captions, Matcha Captions, Coffee Captions, Tea Captions and Morning Captions.

Short Funny Captions About Coffee

  • You’re brew-tiful.
  • Hey there, hot stuff.
  • We’re the perfect blend.
  • Coffee, aka, survival juice.
  • Sip sip, hooray!
  • Iced, iced coffee, baby.
  • Bottomless thanks!
  • Espresso yourself.
  • It’s a brew-tiful day.
  • Better latte than never!
  • Do you get deja brew?
  • I love you a latte.
  • Coffee: because crack is bad for you.
  • I need a hug…..e cup of coffee.
  • My body runs on coffee.
  • We’ve all bean there.
Black coffee with short funny captions about coffee
  • Hello, this is my mug shot.
  • Call me the queen of caffeine.
  • Take life one sip at a time.
  • So frustrated! I need to venti.
  • Coffee is my love language.
  • Be fa-brew-lous!
  • You keep me ground-ed.
  • Bean there, done that.
  • Save water, drink coffee.
  • Don’t worry, be frappé.
  • You’re steaming hot!
  • And summer is for iced lattes.
  • I am nice after I have coffee.
  • Caffeine is the other Vitamin C
  • Behind every great day is a latte
  • Nothing beats a good latte
  • My zodiac is a coffee bean
  • I’ll give it my best shot.
  • Rise and grind!
  • Sorry, I’m latte.
  • But first, coffee.
  • You mocha me very happy.
  • You’re steaming hot!
  • Another day, another latte
  • Bean there, done that
Lattes with short captions about lattes
  • This is how we brew it
  • We’re all just drinking lattes.
  • But first, a latte
  • It’s coffee o’clock!
  • I’ll take a latte with my sunshine
  • Hello, this is my mug shot
  • You keep me ground-ed
  • Mugs and kisses
  • More love and lattes, please
  • This is what latte love looks like.
  • Lattes. Jokes. Life.
  • I love you a latte
  • Keep Calm & Latte On
  • Take life one sip at a time
  • Just sip it

Short Funny Coffee Quotes for Instagram

“My day doesn’t really start until I’ve had my Starbucks latte.”  Heidi Klum

“Adventure in life is good. Consistency in coffee even better.” Justina Headley

“There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.” Rian Aditia

“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?” –  Albert Camus

“Coffee first. Schemes later.” Leanna Renee Hieber

Black coffee with short funny coffee quotes for Instagram by Hieber

“If it wasn’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” – David Letterman

“I believe in a former life, I was coffee.” — Lorelai Gilmore

“The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword.” Old Arabic Saying

“I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.” Sandra Bullock

“Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” Fran Drescher

“I have measured out my life with coffee spoon.” T.S. Eliot

“But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.” David Lynch

“Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline—the first often tasting like the second.” Edward Abbey

Latte with latte quotes for Instagram by Klum

“Coffee is a language in itself.” Jackie Chan

“I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.” Jac Vanek

“I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.” Terri Guillemets

“To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” Hugh Jackman

“I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.” Napoleon Bonaparte

“Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” Alphonse Allais

“Caffeine and sugar—the two basic food groups.” Laurell K. Hamilton

“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?” Cassandra Clare

“Life’s too short for bad coffee.” – Gord Downie

Black coffee with funny coffee Instagram quotes by Downie

“I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” – Clark Gable

“They said I could be anything, so I decided to be caffeinated!” – Lizzie Chantree

“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” – Lewis Black

“Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.” Jessi Lane Adams

“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” Abraham Lincoln

“I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge.” Jennifer Lopez

Matcha with matcha quotes for Instagram by Reps

“What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.” Henry Rollins

“Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.” Terri Guillemets

“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” – Earl Wilson

“Boy, I will say anything for a cup of coffee!” – Lorelai Gilmore

“It doesn’t matter where you’re from—or how you feel…there’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.” – Gabriel Bá

And that’s it for our list of Funny quotes and captions! We hope you found the perfect one for you.

Now sit down and enjoy your coffee!

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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