145 Funny Fall Quotes for that Hilarious Autumn Vibe

Our favorite time of the year has arrived. We all love fall. Who doesn’t? There are many reasons to enjoy this season: the chilly, crisp air, the changing colors of the leaves, not to mention all the fun holidays. To help get you in the mood, we scoured the internet for the best funny fall quotes and funny fall sayings. When it comes to fall quotes, funny ones are usually our favorites and this collection is perfect if you’re looking for some fall humor.

Our Favorite Funny Fall Quotes

“Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns.” — George Eliot

“Fall colors are funny. They’re so bright and intense and beautiful. It’s like nature is trying to fill you up with color, to saturate you so you can stockpile it before winter turns everything muted and dreary.” — Siobhan Vivian

“Fall has always been my favorite season. The time when everything bursts with its last beauty, as if nature had been saving up all year for the grand finale.” — Lauren DeStefano

“The autumn wind is a pirate. Blustering in from sea with a rollicking song he sweeps along swaggering boisterously. His face is weather beaten, he wears a hooded sash with a silver hat about his head… The autumn wind is a raider, pillaging just for fun.” — Steve Sabol

“Autumn is the mellower season, and what we lose in flowers we more than gain in fruits.” — Samuel Butler

“Around and around the house the leaves fall thick, but never fast, for they come circling down with a dead lightness that is somber and slow.” — Charles Dicken

“The leaves fall, the wind blows, and the farm country slowly changes from the summer cottons into its winter wools.” — Henry Beston

“And the sunsets of autumn—are they not gorgeous beyond description? More so than the brightest dreams of poetry?” — Charles Lanman

“The heat of autumn is different from the heat of summer. One ripens apples, the other turns them to cider.” — Jane Hirshfield

“There is a harmony in autumn, and a luster in its sky, which through the summer is not heard or seen, as if it could not be, as if it had not been!” — Percy Bysshe Shelley

“I cannot endure to waste anything so precious as autumnal sunshine by staying in the house.” — Nathaniel Hawthorne

“Designers want me to dress like spring, in billowing things. I don’t feel like spring. I feel like a warm red autumn.” — Marilyn Monroe

“I can smell autumn dancing in the breeze. The sweet chill of pumpkin, and crisp sunburnt leaves.” — Ann Drake

“As long as autumn lasts, I shall not have hands, canvas and colors enough to paint the beautiful things I see.” — Vincent Van Gogh

“When i’m out and it’s autumn, my thank you’s to the universe seem infinite.” ― Darnell Lamont Walker

“I see the turning of a leaf dancing in an autumn sun, and brilliant shades of crimson glowing when the day is done.” — Hazelmarie Mattie Elliott

“The leaves fall, the wind blows, and the farm country slowly changes from the summer cottons into its winter wools.” — Henry Beston

“The leaves fall patiently, Nothing remembers or grieves, The river takes to the sea, The yellow drift of leaves.” — Sara Teasdale

“Listen … With faint dry sound, Like steps of passing ghosts, The leaves, frost-crisp’d, break free from the trees, And fall.” — Adelaide Crapsey

“A wind has blown the rain away and blown the sky away and all the leaves away, and the trees stand. I think, I too, have known autumn too long.” — E.E. Cummings

“There is something so special in the early leaves drifting from the trees – as if we are all to be allowed a chance to peel, to refresh, to start again.” — Ruth Ahmed

“It’s the first day of autumn! A time of hot chocolatey mornings, and toasty marshmallow evenings, and, best of all, leaping into leaves!” — Winnie the Pooh

“Leaves descending to the ground, Orange, magenta, green & brown, The cool crisp breezes in the air, Autumn season must be here” — Charmaine J Forde

“Anyone who thinks fallen leaves are dead has never watched them dancing on a windy day.” — Shira Tamir

“No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees, no fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds — November!” — Thomas Hood

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Short Fall Quotes, Autumn Quotes, September Quotes, September Captions, Back to School Quotes, Fall Letter Board Sayings and Falling Leaves Quotes.

Short Funny Fall Quotes

“I come alive in the fall time.” — The Weeknd

“Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.” — Albert Camus

“Autumn! The greatest show of all times!” ― Mehmet Murat Ildan

“Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Autumn’s the mellow time.” — William Allingham

“Autumn…the year’s last, loveliest smile.” — William Cullen Bryant

“Notice that autumn is more the season of the soul than of nature.” — Friedrich Nietzsche

“Autumn passes and one remembers one’s reverence.” — Yoko Ono

“I come by light of an autumn moon.” — Broken Bells

“Autumn arrives in early morning, but spring at the close of a winter day.” — Elizabeth Bowen

“But now it’s time for me to go, the autumn moon lights my way.” — Led Zeppelin

“If a year was tucked inside of a clock, then autumn would be the magic hour.” — Victoria Erickson

“I’ll just end up walkin’ in the cold November rain.” — Guns N’ Roses

“Autumn wins you best by this, its mute appeal to sympathy for its decay.” — Robert Browning

“No spring nor summer beauty hath such grace as I have seen in one autumnal face.” — John Donne

“Notice that autumn is more the season of the soul than of nature.” — Friedrich Nietzsche

“I hope I can be the autumn leaf, who looked at the sky and lived. And when it was time to leave, gracefully it knew life was a gift.” — Dodinsky

“But I miss you most of all, my darling, when autumn leaves start to fall.” — Frank Sinatra

“Love the trees until their leaves fall off, then encourage them to try again next year.” — Chad Sugg

“Autumn is a second spring where every leaf is a flower.” — Albert Camus

“Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree.” — Emily Bronte

“Even those fallen leaves dance, on the musical wind cadence.” — Anoushka Tyagi

“There is a subtle magic in the falling of old leaves.” — Avijeet Das

Funny Autumn Quotes

“Autumn leaves are falling, filling up the streets; golden colors on the lawn, nature’s trick or treat!” — Rusty Fischer

“It’s like going back to school. You know, autumn! Time for ‘Harry Potter’.” — Robbie Coltrane

“The Autumn is old; The sere leaves are flying; He hath gather’d up gold, And now he is dying… Old age, begin sighing!” — Thomas Hood

“If I were a bird, I would fly about the Earth seeking the successive autumns.” — George Eliot

“Autumn is the hardest season. The leaves are all falling, and they’re falling like they’re falling in love with the ground.” — Andrea Gibson

“The heart of autumn must have broken here, and poured its treasure upon the leaves.” — Charlotte Bates

A wind has blown the rain away and blown the sky away and all the leaves away, and the trees stand. I think, I too, have known autumn too long.” — E. E. Cummings

“Two sounds of autumn are unmistakable…the hurrying rustle of crisp leaves blown along the street…by a gusty wind, and the gabble of a flock of migrating geese.” — Hal Borland

“The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop away from you like the leaves of Autumn.” — John Muir

“And the sun took a step back, the leaves lulled themselves to sleep and autumn was awakened.” — Raquel Franco

“Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter’s pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.” — Dorothy Parker

“Autumn leaves don’t fall, they fly. They take their time and wander on this their only chance to soar.” — Delia Owens, ‘Where The Crawdads Sing’

“Wild is the music of the autumnal winds amongst the faded woods.” — William Wordsworth

“Autumn mornings: sunshine and crisp air, birds and calmness, year’s end and day’s beginnings.” — Terri Guillemets

“In autumn, don’t go to jewelers to see gold; go to the parks!” — Mehmet Murat Ildan

“Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all.” —  Stanley Horowitz

“Autumn carries more gold in its pocket than all the other seasons.” — Jim Bishop

“I saw old autumn in the misty morn stand shadowless like silence, listening to silence.” — Thomas Hood

“Dancing of the autumn laves on a surface of a lake is a dream we see when we are awake.” — Mehmet Murat Ildan

“Autumn burned brightly, a running flame through the mountains, a torch flung to the trees.” — Faith Baldwin

“What are little boys made of? Snips and snails and puppy-dog tails, that’s what little boys are made of. What are little girls made of?  Sugar and spice and everything nice, that’s what little girls are made of.” — ‘What are Little Boys Made Of?’

“When everything looks like a magical oil painting, you know you are in Autumn!” — Mehmet Murat Ildan

“I was drinking in the surroundings: air so crisp you could snap it with your fingers and greens in every lush shade imaginable offset by autumnal flashes of red and yellow.” — Wendy Delsol

“And all the lives we ever lived and all the lives to be are full of trees and changing leaves…” — Virginia Woolf

“Everyone must take time to sit and watch the leaves turn.” — Elizabeth Lawrence

“It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seed in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn.” — B. C. Forbes

“Anyone who thinks fallen leaves are dead has never watched them dancing on a windy day.” — Shira Tamir

“Is not this a true autumn day? Just the still melancholy that I love—that makes life and nature harmonize.” — George Eliot

“The tints of autumn…a mighty flower garden blossoming under the spell of the enchanter, frost.” — John Greenleaf Whittier

“Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.” — Doug Larson

“I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” — Henry David Thoreau

“How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.” — George Burns

“Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple.” — J.K. Rowling

“October gave a party; The leaves by hundreds came, The Chestnuts, Oaks, and Maples, And leaves of every name. The Sunshine spread a carpet, And everything was grand, Miss Weather led the dancing, Professor Wind the band.” — George Cooper

“Ah, September! You are the doorway to the season that awakens my soul… but I must confess that I love you only because you are a prelude to my beloved October.” ― Peggy Toney Horton

“October, the extravagant sister, has ordered an immense amount of the most gorgeous forest tapestry for her grand reception.” — Oliver Wendell Holmes

“Bittersweet October. The mellow, messy, leaf-kicking, perfect pause between the opposing miseries of summer and winter.” — Carol Bishop Hipps

“October, the extravagant sister, has ordered an immense amount of the most gorgeous forest tapestry for her grand reception.” — Oliver Wendell Holmes.

“I used to love September, but now it just rhymes with remember.” — Dominic Riccitello

“For anyone who lives in the oak-and-maple area of New England, there is a perennial temptation to plunge into a purple sea of adjectives about October.” — Hal Borland

“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” — L.M. Montgomery

“October’s poplars are flaming torches lighting the way to winter.” — Nova Bair

“It must be October, the trees are falling away and showing their true colors.” – Charmaine J Forde

“September days have the warmth of summer in their briefer hours, but in their lengthening evenings a prophetic breath of autumn.” ― Rowland E. Robinson

“A boy who loved Autumn. A girl who was forever October.” ― Nitya Prakash

“It’s like summer wear the world out, and by October everyone is just ready for a nap” ― Ta-Nehisi Coates, The Water Dancer

“Let the leaves fall where they may, Welcome October, Autumn is here” ― Charmaine J Forde

“Rest your eyes well before September because with all its colours autumn is coming to visit them!” ― Mehmet Murat Ildan

“September days have the warmth of summer in their briefer hours, but in their lengthening evenings a prophetic breath of autumn.” ― Rowland E. Robinson

“We know that in September, we will wander through the warm winds of summer’s wreckage. We will welcome summer’s ghost.” – Henry Rollins

“No spring nor summer beauty hath such grace as I have seen in one autumnal face.” — John Donne, The Autumnal

“September tries its best to have us forget summer.” – Bernard Williams

“September was a thirty-days long goodbye to summer.” ― Lea Malot

“By all these lovely tokens, September days are here. With summer’s best of weather and autumn’s best of cheer.” – Helen Hunt Jackson

Funny Fall Sayings

“Oh my gourd, we’ve got plenty!”

“Autumn skies and pumpkin pies”

“My favorite color is October.”

“What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin patch.”

“You’re the pick of the patch.”

“Sweater weather is better together.”

“Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit.”

“Pumpkin spice and everything nice.”

“Go big or gourd home.”

“How ‘Bout Them Apples?”

“It’s football season! Spice, spice baby.”

What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you

If you’re not into fall, you can leaf me alone

I haven’t tripped, but here I am in the fall

What is the cutest season? Awwtumn

Don’t stop be-leafing

Don’t be so fall of yourself!

Oh my gourd I love fall

I never want to leaf this beautiful place

You are unbe-leaf-able

Never fear, pumpkin-flavored everything is here!

Orange is the new black

I never want to leaf this beautiful place

Orange you glad it’s fall?

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash

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