It is possible to be grateful and funny at the same time, so if you’re looking for that perfect balance, we have put together a list of all the best funny gratitude quotes for you to choose from. And if you’re looking for funny feeling thankful sayings, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Gratitude Quotes
“I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home… I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby.” — Nancie J. Carmody
“Gratitude is the wine for the soul. Go on. Get drunk.” Rumi
“Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude.” A.A. Milne
“Gratitude is the wine for the soul. Go on. Get drunk.” — Rumi
“Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.” — William Arthur Ward
“I feel a very unusual sensation – if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude.” Benjamin Disraeli
“You ought to be thankful a whole heaping lot, for the places and people you’re lucky you’re not!” — Dr. Seuss
“My socks may not match, but my feet are always warm.” — Maureen McCullough
“If a fellow isn’t thankful for what he’s got, he isn’t likely to be thankful for what he’s going to get.” Frank A. Clark
“Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses.“ — Alphonse Karr
“We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.” William Vaughn
“If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. Be mindful. Be grateful.” — Roy T. Bennett
“God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.” — Ethel Watts Mumford
“The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.” Eric Hoffer
“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.” Woody Allen
“I can multitask like crazy. I’m riddled with ADD – a blessing and a curse.” Glenn Beck
“I think we’re seeing in working mothers a change from ‘Thank God it’s Friday’ to ‘Thank God it’s Monday.’ If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.” — Ann Diehl
“You ought to be thankful a whole heaping lot, for the places and people you’re lucky you’re not!” — Dr. Seuss
“Gratitude is a currency that we can mint for ourselves and spend without fear of bankruptcy.” — Fred De Witt Van Amburgh
“This is a wonderful day. I’ve never seen it before.” — Maya Angelou
Thank you, God, for all the lessons. I think I’m officially done now, right??
“What if today, we were just grateful for everything?” — Charlie Brown
“Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.” — Mark Twain
“Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.” — Will Rogers
“Don’t pray when it rains if you don’t pray when the sun shines.” Leroy Satchel Paige
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.” — Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
“We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.” — William Vaughn
“God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.” Ethel Watts Mumford
“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.” — Woody Allen
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.” Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
“Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.” — Mark Twain
“Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.” William Arthur Ward
“Silent gratitude isn’t very much to anyone.” Gertrude Stein
“Though I am grateful for the blessings of wealth, it hasn’t changed who I am. My feet are still on the ground. I’m just wearing better shoes.” Oprah Winfrey
“Though I am grateful for the blessings of wealth, it hasn’t changed who I am. My feet are still on the ground. I’m just wearing better shoes.” — Oprah Winfrey
“The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.” — Eric Hoffer
“My socks may not match, but my feet are always warm.” Maureen McCullough
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Short Thank You Messages, Short Appreciation Quotes, Short Uplifting Quotes, Happy Sayings, Thank You Messages for Him, Teacher Appreciation Quotes and Feeling Blessed Quotes.
Funny Feeling Thankful Sayings and Affirmations
There’s always something to be thankful for. If you can’t pay your bills, you can be thankful you’re not one of your creditors.
Today I will be the person I was too lazy to be yesterday.
In life, just wing it. Nobody gets out alive.
We all know mirrors don’t lie. I’m just grateful that they don’t laugh.
Today, I’m thankful for closed doors. Because that’s where I found all the snacks.
My sense of humor is like a never-ending fountain of happiness.
If you can’t be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.
I’m on the ‘see food’ diet. I see food, and I eat it. Grateful for my 20/20 vision!
Thank you, coffee.
Some people right now should be very thankful that I can control my crazy.
I possess an endless supply of peace and jokes to brighten anyone’s day.
The thing I’m most grateful for right now is elastic waistbands.
Even though we can’t have all we want, we ought to be thankful we don’t get what we deserve.
There’s always something to be thankful for. If you can’t pay your bills, you can be thankful you’re not one of your creditors.
If cauliflower can become pizza, I can do anything!
No matter how bad your day seems, just remember someone out there has to clean the bathroom at Taco Bell.
I radiate joy and laughter and brighten the days of those around me.
If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
I’m grateful for chocolate, because it’s the answer, no matter what the question is.
I want to say thank you to all the people who walked into my life and made it outstanding, and all the people who walked out of my life and made it fantastic.
May the bridges I burn light my way.
I am a professional at finding humor in the little things.
The thing I’m most grateful for right now is elastic waistbands.
I embrace my weirdness.
We all know mirrors don’t lie. I’m just grateful that they don’t laugh.
Thank you God, for all the lessons. I think I am officially done now, right?
Today, I am as awesome as a dancing penguin in a tuxedo.
Inhale the good; exhale the crazy.
There’s one thing for which you should be abundantly thankful – only you and God have all the facts about yourself.
My laughter is contagious, and I’m spreading a smiling epidemic.
I am waiting for the coffee to kick in.
Let that shit go!
Make today so awesome, yesterday gets jealous.
I’m grateful for my dog, who listens to all my problems without offering any unsolicited advice. Truly a therapist in fur.
I am the CEO of my laughter; I choose laughter all day.
I’m thankful to have a family that takes eating as seriously as I do.
Even though we can’t have all we want, we ought to be thankful we don’t get what we deserve.
I want to to all the people who walked into my life and made it outstanding, and all the people who walked out of my life and made it fantastic.
B Negative is my blood type, not my personal mantra.
So that is it for our list of Funny Gratitude Quotes and Thankful Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
About the Author
Laynni Locke
I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.
And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.
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