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Funny Happy Cinco de Mayo Letter Board Quotes and Party Captions

Cinco de Mayo is always one of the most fun celebrations of the year, so we have put together a list of all the best Cinco de Mayo letter board quotes for your next post. And if you’re looking for short Cinco de Mayo party captions, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Funny Happy Cinco de Mayo Party Captions and Letter Board Sayings

I don’t always celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

 Let’s caption those selfies of mine celebrating Cinco de Mayo!

Cinco de Drinko.

Lettuce enjoy some tacos.

I don’t always celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but when I do, I do it with a sombrero on my head.

A balanced diet is a taco in one hand and a margarita in the other hand.

All things are possible through tequila and tacos.

You had me at tequila.

 Pack of Cinco de Mayo with cheese, dollops of cheese.

Short cinco de mayo captions

 It is all about a grand Fiesta.

In a serious relation-chip.

 Tequila brings out the real you.

Wild about tequila.

Surround yourself with positivity and plenty of tacos.

Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone. Enjoy.

Happiness is chips and guacamole.

Livin’ la vida tequila!

 What is Cinco de Mayo without tequila?

Cinco de Mayo party captions

 Cinco de Mayo can be celebrated any day.

 You have guac to be kidding me.

DTF = Down To Fiesta.

 I’m in a serious relation-chip with guacamole.

 Anything that’s got Cinco de Mayo is meant for me.

Celebrating Cinco in style.

 It’s Cinco de Mayo. Just in queso you didn’t know.

Fiesta until the sun comes up.

 First, we have a couple of tequilas, and then we talk about anything else.

 Cinco de Mayo with Cinco de Drinko.

Your hidden talent comes out after a few shots of tequila.

Tacos with taco puns

 This beer tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow.

Nacho average party animal.

 Did somebody say churros?

Stock up on the tequila, it’s Cinco de Mayo!

All you need is Cinco de Mayo and good friends.

 Time for us to go and have that Fiesta, then a siesta.

Cinco de Mayo doesn’t come around every week – although I wish it did.

The tacos are calling and I must go.

Live life like it’s Cinco de Mayo.

Take life with a grain of salt and lime.

I’m in a serious relation-chip with guacamole.

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 If you don’t love Cinco de Mayo, we just cannot be good friends.

It’s not a party until the salsa starts flowing.

It’s nacho problem.

Let’s burrito the hatchet—it’s Cinco de Mayo, after all!

 Life is short, so wear your party pants.

 I can’t make everybody happy. I’m not a burrito.

In Queso an emergency, pray to Cheesus!

Celebrate responsibly.

Have a margarita and keep yourself happy.

Celebrate all day, rest all night.

Tacos + cerveza = best friends.

Life is short, so put on your party pants and dance.

“I hate Cinco de Mayo,” said no one ever.

Friends with funny party captions

 Until further notice, celebrate everything.

Add a little festa to your life.

I’m just here for the tacos and tequila.

 After a while, tequila will make you do everything.

 Fiesta all day, siesta all night.

But first, tequila.

Holy guacamole—how is it already Cinco de Mayo?

The best way to celebrate Cinco de Mayo = tacos, tequila and good friends.

 Spring is about tackles, tequila, and sunshine.

 To beer, or not to beer? That’s a silly question.

Tequila brings out the real you.

Beers at sunset with beer captions

Came for the food, stay for the fiesta.

It’s not a party until the tequila gets flowing.

 Who do you think you are? A burrito?

First we fiesta, then we siesta.

Keep calm and drink margaritas.

Think of tacos and remain happy.

Enjoying Cinco de Mayo to the fullest.

Cinco de Mayo reminds us of the importance of unity and standing together in adversity.

 Cinco de Mayo is an enchanting experience!

When life gives you limes, ask for tequila and salt.

Tacos with short captions on tacos

Sugar or salt?

My Disney Princess’s name would be Taco Belle.

Cinco de Mayo is not just a day but a state of mind.

You’re the tequila to my lime.

Feliz Cinco de Mayo!

Margaritas: once you have one, you just can’t stop.

Party like there’s no tomorrow.

Wishing everyone a colorful, fun and festive Cinco de Mayo.

Life is one big fiesta.

Team Tequila.

 Life is one big Cinco de Mayo.

Cinco de Mayo letter board quotes

Surround yourself with tacos, not negativity.

 I’m always trying to create a quote on Cinco de Mayo.

Happy Drinko de Mayo!

 Tequilas make me a fantastic dancer.

 You’ll want to start dancing after a couple of tequilas.

 Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

Guac is extra, and so am I.

Loud nights and blurry experiences.

A full stomach means a happy heart. Happy Cinco de Mayo!

What do I have in common with tacos? Every now and then I fall apart.

Queso is where every kiss begins.

Let’s taco ’bout it.

Palm trees and ocean with Mexico Captions

Two tequilas turn me into a dancer.

This tequila tastes like I’m a really good dancer.

Find me where the tequila is.

Tequilas make me a fantastic dancer.

 Queso is where any kiss begins.

 Every kiss begins with queso.

Happiness is chips and guacamole.

Let’s all calm down and…drink a few tequilas.

 If life gives you limes, make margaritas.

Shots with party captions

Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.

Shake your maracas for Cinco de Mayo!

Forget the flowers, bring me tacos.

I love our friend-chip.

 Some people are just born to enjoy any Cinco de Mayo at all.

Fiesta. Siesta. Tequila. Repeat.

Did someone say margarita?

Tonight’s forecast: cloudy with a chance of tequila.

I wonder if tacos think about me as much as I think about them.

I’m a taco-holic.

Cinco de Mayo with Cinco de Drinko.

 The power of tequila shots. One, two, three, floor.

Tacos with taco captions for Instagram

Let’s give them something to taco ’bout.

Cinco de Mayo or Cinco de Drinko

Cinco de Mayo is not ordinary. Don’t make it ordinary.

Taco ‘bout a fun holiday.

 You should live life just like Cinco de Mayo.

Since it is May 5th and I’m on a diet, I’ll take the Cinco but hold de Mayo.

Cinco de Mayo: because the margarita won’t drink itself.

Who do you think you are? A burrito?

The Cinco de Mayo celebrations continue!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What’s more fun than tequila for two?

Life is a party, so dress like one.

Here, the guac is always extra.

Fiesta like there’s no mañana.

Beers with beer Instagram captions

Mas tequila!

The fun never stops on Cinco de Mayo. Let’s fiesta!

Don’t burrito your head in the sand.

Forget your problems and let’s party.

 Let’s calm down and drink a few tequilas.

Te amo… tequila!

Cinco de Mayo is a time to celebrate the beauty and richness of Mexican culture.

The only bad margarita is the one you didn’t drink.

Tequila made me do it.

A margarita or two can make everything right in the world.

Fiesta all day, siesta all night.

 Could you think of anything else but Cinco de Mayo at this time?

 My only happy place is with guacamole and chips.

You’re the chips to my salsa.

Person walking on beach with Mexico captions

Salsa your way into something comfortable and let’s dance!

 Cinco de Mayo is all about hangovers the next day.

The fiesta doesn’t start until I walk in.

 A few shots of tequilas bring out the dancer in me.

Tequila: you CAN dance.

Good food and tequila are all we need.

Believe it or not, tequila is my spirit animal.

A margarita a day keeps the doctor away!

Stop trying to make everyone happy – you’re not guacamole.

Let’s toast our margaritas to Cinco de Mayo.

Tacos give me life.

What is Cinco de Mayo without tequila?

 It’s ok, guacamole. I’m extra, too.

 Believe it or not, tequila is my spirit animal.

 My favorite soup? That’ll be tequila.

Friends don’t let friends go tequila-less.

Shots with party captions

May the 5th be with you.

The power of tequila shots. One, two, three, floor.

 Thank you from the bottom of my glass.

Soup of the day: tequila.

Tacos and tequila: the two essential food groups.

It’s tequila time.

Don’t tequila my vibe.

Until further notice—celebrate everything.

This señorita needs a margarita.

Taco tribe.

 The fun never stops with Cinco de Mayo. It has just begun.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of May Letter Board Quotes, Hello May Quotes, May Captions, Memorial Day Letter Board Quotes, Mother’s Day Quotes and Memorial Day Captions.

Happy Cinco de Mayo Letter Board Quotes

“Life is a party, dress like it.” Audrey Hepburn

“Every year, thousands of Americans mistakenly refer to Cinco de Mayo as Mexico’s Independence Day.”  Joe Baca

“Every year, thousands of Americans mistakenly refer to Cinco de Mayo as Mexico’s Independence Day” Joe Baca

“I had to learn quick, because I was performing in Cinco de Mayo festivals with babies crying and people lifting their beers, and you know the feather dancers would come, and they’d say, “What are you, a poet? You’re next”.” Sandra Cisneros

“Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius.” Heather Brewer

Funny Cinco de Mayo quotes

“I don’t drink anymore for Cinco de Mayo. I celebrate with Mexican food, or as it’s known in Mexico: ‘food.’” Craig Ferguson

“At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.” ― Rachel Vincent “One single visit is not enough to be able to say that you know Mexico.” ―  Enrique Peña Nieto

“Cinco de Mayo is an important day. The Mexicans had to defend themselves from the French. It is historically significant, but it is not Mexican Independence Day.” Kuno Becker

“What was that saying? When life gives you lemons, go to a taco stand.” Mariana Zapata

“I didn’t think of what I was doing as political. To me, it was a way to make the best out of what I liked to do privately, which was to dress up.” Cindy Sherman

“In Mexico, we never forget; we always remember those who fought for freedom on Cinco de Mayo.” Monica Ortiz

Tacos with short tacos quotes for Instagram by Thompson

“Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you don’t know what that means, maybe you are a little out of touch, or maybe you are the governor of Arizona.” Craig Ferguson

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” The Office

“Mexico. Our brother from another mother. A country, with whom, like it or not, we are inexorably, deeply involved, in a close but often uncomfortable embrace. Look at it. It’s beautiful. It has some of the most ravishingly beautiful beaches on earth. Mountains, desert, jungle. Beautiful colonial architecture, a tragic, elegant, violent, ludicrous, heroic, lamentable, heartbreaking history.” ― Anthony Bourdain

“I could write prophetically about how perfect the taco is.” Ken Baumann

“So, after a while, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who’s drunk come up and tell you you’re great.” Rick Derringer

 “Happy Cinco de Mayo. In honor of Cinco de Mayo, mayor Bill de Blasio is filling all New York City potholes with guacamole.” David Letterman

“Everything goes better with tacos.” Rachel Caine

 “Find the person that cherishes you as much as you love tacos.” Carlos Wallace

People with drinks and party night quotes for Instagram by Laroche

“Happy Cinco de Mayo! It’s a holiday that is as respectful of Mexican traditions as Epcot Center’s Mexican food pavilion.” Conan O’Brien

“Cinco de Mayo has come to represent a celebration of the contributions that Mexican Americans and all Hispanics have made to America.” Joe Baca

‍“Mexico is a mosaic of different realities and beauties.” Enrique Peña Nieto

So that is it for our list of Cinco de Mayo Letter Board Quotes and Party Captions. We hope you found the perfect one!

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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