We think that when it comes to pool captions, funny ones are the best, so we gathered a list of the best funny pool captions for Instagran for when you are ready to share your next photo. You might want to check out the list of funny pool puns, too.
Our Favorite Funny Pool Captions for Instagram
Spending my vacation lounging by the pool
Sunshine, poolside, downtime!
Pretty sure I was a mermaid in my past life
My favorite part of the day is playing in the pool
Always be nice to people who have a pool
Vacations by the pool are the best kind of vacations
Crazy day at the crazy pool
The infinity pool is my happy place
When all else fails, take a vacation at a pool
Just a couple of infinity pool lovers
Don’t ever miss a chance to be sun-kissed
Sunshine, poolside, downtime
Pool lineup this weekend
Be grateful for good friends, hot sun, and clear water
Peace, love, and chilling by the infinity pool
Vacationing until I forget all my passwords
Take your relaxation to the next level!
Water you think about this?
This is me before my epic canon ball
Swim at your own risk, lifeguard on beer break
Some people call me an aquaholic
You are a pool of clear water where lights play
I could float in the pool for hours, just letting the water carry me
Gone swimmin’ in the infinity pool
Today has been canceled. Go back to the pool
Dive for the ultimate peace of mind
Welcome to the pool where memories are many and worries are few
A bikini can’t solve everything, but it’s a good start.
This infinity pool is mer-mazing
I just love barefoot adventures!
Falling in love with life, one infinity pool at a time
Can sitting by the pool be my day job already?
Embracing my inner flamingo
Don’t bother me. I’m on vacation!
Is that new perfume? No, that’s chlorine
The water doesn’t know how old you are
My timeout chair. No phones allowed
Balance out your backstroke
Whatever pool of possibility stand before you, JUMP IN
Forget the glass slippers – this princess wears flippers
Sunshine is the best medicine that we need
Stay in your infinity pool magic, babe
When it’s just you and the pool
Girls just wanna have pool parties
I’m relaying fast in the pool
Excuse me, this senorita needs a margarita
It’s not a vacation, its the lifestyle living my best life
Some of the best memories are made in bathing suits
Reflecting on infinity pools
You owe it to yourself to take the time for vacation
It’s always a good time to relax by the infinity pool
In my other life, I was a fish
If you didn’t splash, did a pool day even happen?
While I’m on vacation and at the pool, calories don’t count
Sunshine, Poolside, Downtime
Some of the best memories are made in flip flops
Don’t worry — I’ve been splashing since the ’90s
My favorite part of the day is playing in the pool
She believed she could chill by the infinity pool all day, so she did
Home is where the pool is
Find me wherever the pool floats are
The pool is totally on our agenda!
There might are a million fish in the sea, but I’m a mermaid
Take my hand and lead me the way… to the end of the pool
Just wanna jump into the pool
The limit to this infinity pool doesn’t exist
Life is so cool by the infinity pool
Enjoy, relax, soak, and unwind
Vibing and thriving by the infinity pool
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Short Pool Quotes, Pool Captions, Swimming Captions, Short Lake Quotes and Lake Puns.
Short Funny Captions About Swimming Pools
Its time to jump into the blue!
Just a bunch of mermaids
Don’t be afraid to jump in
Hanging by the pool
I need vitamin flamingo
Chlorine can be serene
Life is better in a bikini
Hair up, sunnies on
You mermaid to go far
Poolside is my paradise
Having a fintastic time
This is Floatopia
Nothing but blue skies
It’s dive time
Having a fintastic time
Feeling tropical
Rooftop jump on my mind
Keep calm, lie down
I’m one pool kid
Mermaid off-duty
Cocktails by the pool!
Dipping my toe
Relaxed state of mind
Secret piece of paradise
Pool moment with pops
Pool breeze is my perfume
Happy as a clam
Sorry, no lifeguard on duty
Soak in sun
Pool golden hour
Welcome to my infinity pool
Cannonballs at 10 AM!
I need vitamin flamingo
Water is purifying
We mermaid for each other
Oxygen is overrated
Best fins forever
Live a bikini kinda life
Over the edge
Salty but sweet
Life is cool by the pool
Pool side is my best side
We’re a bunch of pool girls!
To Infinity pool and beyond
So much water, such little time.
I forgot my sunscreen
It’s dive time
This pool float is so cute
Just wanna lie here forever
Pool Puns
Here are some of our favorite pool puns.
- When in doubt, swim it out.
- Tropic like it’s hot.
- Piña cola-duh
- Water you doing?
- Pool side is my best side.
- Seas the day
- Row row row your float
- Quit pool-ing my leg
- Good times and tan lines.
- Let’s have a sinking feeling
- I have resting beach face
- Tropic like it’s hot
- Yeah, buoy
- Fresh to the depth.
- We’re pool for the summer.
- Go with the flow.
- The water you sinking about?
- It’s time to pool on yourself!
- Pun in the sun.
- Life is water-ful
- I have a sinking feeling.
- I’m relaying fast in the pool
- Can this never-ending pool, never end?
- Got some good Poolaroids.
- It deep-ends on my mood.
- Back in the swim of things.
- Go with the float
- It’s a waterful life.
- Having a fintastic time.
- Where there’s a will, there’s a wave
- Shell-abrate good times
- A splashing good time!
- Keep calm and swim on.
- Quit pool-ing my leg
- Girls just want to have sun.
- Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
- Water you sinking aboat?
- Keep palm and carry on.
- To infinity pool and beyond.
- Today is going swimmingly.
- We were mermaid for each other.
- You mermaid to go far.
- Having a splashtastic time.
- I’m relay fast in the pool.
So that is our list of funny pool puns, hopefully you found the perfect one for you.
Now go share your picture!
About the Author
Laynni Locke
I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.
And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.
With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.