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100 Funny Pool Captions & Puns for that Amusing Aesthetic


We think that when it comes to pool captions, funny ones are the best, so we gathered a list of the best funny pool captions for Instagran for when you are ready to share your next photo. You might want to check out the list of funny pool puns, too.

Our Favorite Funny Pool Captions for Instagram

Spending my vacation lounging by the pool

Sunshine, poolside, downtime!

Pretty sure I was a mermaid in my past life

My favorite part of the day is playing in the pool

Always be nice to people who have a pool

Vacations by the pool are the best kind of vacations

Crazy day at the crazy pool

The infinity pool is my happy place

When all else fails, take a vacation at a pool

Just a couple of infinity pool lovers

Don’t ever miss a chance to be sun-kissed

Pool sunset with pool captions funny

Sunshine, poolside, downtime

Pool lineup this weekend

Be grateful for good friends, hot sun, and clear water

Peace, love, and chilling by the infinity pool

Vacationing until I forget all my passwords

Take your relaxation to the next level!

Water you think about this?

This is me before my epic canon ball

Swim at your own risk, lifeguard on beer break

Some people call me an aquaholic

Palm trees reflected in a pool at sunrise with a funny pool captions that reads today has been canceled. Go back to the pool

You are a pool of clear water where lights play

I could float in the pool for hours, just letting the water carry me

Gone swimmin’ in the infinity pool

Today has been canceled. Go back to the pool

Dive for the ultimate peace of mind

Welcome to the pool where memories are many and worries are few

A bikini can’t solve everything, but it’s a good start.

This infinity pool is mer-mazing

I just love barefoot adventures!

Falling in love with life, one infinity pool at a time

Can sitting by the pool be my day job already?

Embracing my inner flamingo

Don’t bother me. I’m on vacation!

Is that new perfume? No, that’s chlorine

The water doesn’t know how old you are

Person reflected in a pool at sunset with a infinity pool captions that reads reflecting on infinity pools

My timeout chair. No phones allowed

Balance out your backstroke

Whatever pool of possibility stand before you, JUMP IN

Forget the glass slippers – this princess wears flippers

Sunshine is the best medicine that we need

Stay in your infinity pool magic, babe

When it’s just you and the pool

Girls just wanna have pool parties

I’m relaying fast in the pool

Excuse me, this senorita needs a margarita

It’s not a vacation, its the lifestyle living my best life

Some of the best memories are made in bathing suits

Reflecting on infinity pools

You owe it to yourself to take the time for vacation

It’s always a good time to relax by the infinity pool

Palm tree and a pool at sunset and a cute pool captions that reads enjoy, relax, soak, and unwind

In my other life, I was a fish

If you didn’t splash, did a pool day even happen?

While I’m on vacation and at the pool, calories don’t count

Sunshine, Poolside, Downtime

Some of the best memories are made in flip flops

Don’t worry — I’ve been splashing since the ’90s

My favorite part of the day is playing in the pool

She believed she could chill by the infinity pool all day, so she did

Home is where the pool is

Find me wherever the pool floats are

The pool is totally on our agenda!

There might are a million fish in the sea, but I’m a mermaid

Take my hand and lead me the way… to the end of the pool

Just wanna jump into the pool

The limit to this infinity pool doesn’t exist

Life is so cool by the infinity pool

Enjoy, relax, soak, and unwind

Vibing and thriving by the infinity pool

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Short Pool Quotes, Pool Captions, Swimming Captions, Short Lake Quotes and Lake Puns.

Short Funny Captions About Swimming Pools

Its time to jump into the blue!

Just a bunch of mermaids

Don’t be afraid to jump in

Hanging by the pool

I need vitamin flamingo

Chlorine can be serene

Life is better in a bikini

Hair up, sunnies on

You mermaid to go far

Poolside is my paradise

Pool and palm trees with short funny captions about swimming pools

Having a fintastic time

This is Floatopia

Nothing but blue skies

It’s dive time

Having a fintastic time

Feeling tropical

Rooftop jump on my mind

Keep calm, lie down

I’m one pool kid

Mermaid off-duty

Cocktails by the pool!

Dipping my toe

Relaxed state of mind

A pink floatie in a pool with a summer pool captions that reads floating into summer like...

Secret piece of paradise

Pool moment with pops

Pool breeze is my perfume

Happy as a clam

Sorry, no lifeguard on duty

Soak in sun

Pool golden hour

Welcome to my infinity pool

Cannonballs at 10 AM!

I need vitamin flamingo

Water is purifying

We mermaid for each other

Oxygen is overrated

Best fins forever

Live a bikini kinda life

Over the edge

Salty but sweet

Life is cool by the pool

Pool side is my best side

We’re a bunch of pool girls!

To Infinity pool and beyond

So much water, such little time.

Mermaid with funny mermaid captions

I forgot my sunscreen

It’s dive time

This pool float is so cute

Just wanna lie here forever

Pool Puns

Here are some of our favorite pool puns.

  • When in doubt, swim it out.
  • Tropic like it’s hot.
  • Piña cola-duh
  • Water you doing?
  • Pool side is my best side.
  • Seas the day
  • Row row row your float
  • Quit pool-ing my leg
  • Good times and tan lines.
  • Let’s have a sinking feeling
Pool and loungers with funny pool puns
  • I have resting beach face
  • Tropic like it’s hot
  • Yeah, buoy
  • Fresh to the depth.
  • We’re pool for the summer.
  • Go with the flow.
  • The water you sinking about?
  • It’s time to pool on yourself!
  • Pun in the sun.
  • Life is water-ful
  • I have a sinking feeling.
Person in inflatable in infinity pool with pool puns that reads go with the float
  • I’m relaying fast in the pool
  • Can this never-ending pool, never end?
  • Got some good Poolaroids.
  • It deep-ends on my mood.
  • Back in the swim of things.
  • Go with the float
  • It’s a waterful life.
  • Having a fintastic time.
  • Where there’s a will, there’s a wave
  • Shell-abrate good times
  • A splashing good time!
  • Keep calm and swim on.
Mermaid with mermaid captions
  • Quit pool-ing my leg
  • Girls just want to have sun.
  • Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
  • Water you sinking aboat?
  • Keep palm and carry on.
  • To infinity pool and beyond.
  • Today is going swimmingly.
  • We were mermaid for each other.
  • You mermaid to go far.
  • Having a splashtastic time.
  • I’m relay fast in the pool.

So that is our list of funny pool puns, hopefully you found the perfect one for you.

Now go share your picture!

Woman holding up a clear chunk of ice on the beach

About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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