As winter winds down people start getting more excited, social and are looking to have some fun, which is why we have put together a list of all the best funny spring sayings for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny spring jokes, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Spring Sayings
Don’t just watch the flowers grow, be the sunshine this spring.
Flocking to spring like a bird of paradise!
Friend tried catching faucet water, got a spring shower instead.
Spring has sprung, so let’s hop to it and enjoy the sunshine!
He put the petal to the metal
Hare today, gone tomorrow, it’s springtime!
I was in a great mood, so I decided to ring in the spring!
Don’t be a chicken, embrace spring and let yourself hatch into a new mindset.
I’m so excited for spring, I wet my plants!
Let’s make like a butterfly and flutter into spring!
What do you call a flower magician that only knows one magic trick? A one trick peony.
Spring cleaning: the annual reminder that clutter doesn’t spark joy but finding forgotten snacks does.
I be-leaf in you
Where do roses sleep at night? In a flowerbed.
No matter how long the winter, spring is sure to come.
In spring, every day is a blooming good day!
I’m so ready for spring, I’ve already got a spring in my sentence!
Garden flowers springing into action faster than I can keep pace!
Spring is when life’s alive in everything… except my potted plant.
Let’s hop to it and spring into action!
Spring has sprung, and so have I!
Too soon to whip out the bikini?
Spring forward with a smile on your face!
I’m feeling spring-tastic today! Time to leaf all my winter worries behind.
How can you tell the weather’s getting warmer? There’s a spring in your step!
My enthusiasm for spring is springing eternal!
Spring has officially sprung when your car is coated in a fine layer of pollen and your allergies are playing your sinuses like a jazz band.
Spring showers bring May flowers: Let’s make it rain petals!
I’m not a spring chicken anymore, but I can still hop to it!
The birds in my yard are springing to life with their morning melodies!
Why did the farmer bury all his money? He wanted to make his soil rich!
Daylight Savings springs ahead
Spring is nature’s way of saying, Let’s party!
Let’s spring into the weekend with some fun activities!
Time to turnip the heat and embrace spring.
Springtime is the land awakening, and my coffee is the only thing that’s blooming.
You May get some flowers
Sunshine and laughter: the perfect spring duo!
The trees are re-leafed
If people were seasons, spring would be the one who always forgets their lines but looks fabulous on stage.
That’s a re-leaf!
Don’t be a chicken, spring into action!
I’m so excited for spring, I’m just daffodil-ighted!
I’m springing into action, leafing my worries behind!
Why is spring the best time of year to open a flower shop? Business is blooming!
I’m just a hop, skip, and a jump away from loving spring!
Spring has finally sprouted, and so have my allergies!
Spring into action with a floral flair!
Let’s shower ourselves with positivity and bloom this spring.
Bee-lieve in the power of spring!
As spring approaches, his ideas begin to spring forth.
I tried to catch some fog in spring, but I mist.
Spring: the time of year when even the flowers get a little sun-kissed!
Why was the strawberry upset? He was in a jam!
I’m so excited for spring, I’m springing out of bed before sunrise!
Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.
I’m daisy-chained to my love for spring.
Don’t be a daisy, be a dandy – it’s spring time!
Lettuce turnip the beet in this spring garden!
I tried to make a pun about spring showers, but it just didn’t rain laughter.
Did you hear about the flower that went on a date with the other flower? It was a budding romance.
Spring has sprung, time to have some fun!
I always spring for the last cookie in the jar!
My garden is so lively in spring its like a spring concert for flowers
Why did the horticulturalist score top grades in gardening class? Because he was a blooming genius.
Spring is the best time to fall in love… with gardening!
Don’t be a daisy, be a dandy – it’s spring time!
I’m bouncing into spring with a spring in my step and a smile on my face.
I lilac springtime
April showers bring May flowers and a whole lot of sneezing.
How do you know that flowers are friendly? They’re always making new buds!
They can’t all be winters
Spring is when you can finally put that winter blubber in hibernation.
Spring: when the earth laughs in flowers and my nose starts its seasonal rebellion.
Spring into action with flowers in their starting blocks, ready to race.
What did the detective flower say to the bandit? Go ahead, make my daisy.
The front of March is all lion, and the back of March is all lamb.
The grass is always greener in springtime!
Is it just me, or does spring come with a side of existential renewal?
Let’s put a spring in our step and tackle the day!
Just remember, April showers bring May flowers…and potentially unexpected flash floods.
When you enter spring with high hopes but end up with a high pollen count instead.
Let’s spring this idea on our boss and see what they think!
Should you plant flowers in April? Sure, May as well!
That’s blooming great
Don’t stop be-leafing
What a re-leaf
Don’t be a daisy-ger, enjoy spring!
Spring forward with a smile on your face!
Why didn’t the rose want to get involved in the argument? Because it didn’t want to be stuck in a thorny situation.
I can’t wait to spring this surprise on my friend for their birthday!
Bloom baby, bloom
What is a bee’s favorite type of flower? Bee-gonia.
The best time to plant a tree is in the spring – it really puts down roots!
Spring = wildflowers in our hair
A peony for your thoughts
You’re my favourite off-spring
I’m so ready for spring, I’ve already got my tulips pre-pared!
How excited was the gardener for spring? So excited that he wet his plants!
Why are frogs so happy all the time? They eat whatever bugs them!
When is the best time to wash your Slinky? When you’re spring cleaning!
How does a flower whistle? Using it’s tulips.
You grow, girl
What is the best flower for a boy to give his mother? A son-flower!
You rose to the occasion
Let’s put a little spring in our step and make it bloom-tiful.
Warm today, cold tomorrow
Let’s put a little extra spring in our step.
Spring: The ultimate re-surgence, as everything comes back to life.
What happens when you tell an egg a joke? It cracks up!
I’m trying to spring into shape before summer rolls around.
Spring is proof that change can be beautiful, unless we’re talking about the clock change. That’s just cruel.
Spring is the time of year when it is summer in the sun and winter in the shade.
I’m feeling so springy today, I might just leaf for joy!
I haven’t botany flowers
Spring and summer rolls have different seasoning
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
Does February like March? No, but April may.
Its time to exercise away these spring rolls
A peony for your thoughts
You look fresh as a daisy
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from enjoying spring.
Time to shake off the winter blues and get sprung for spring!
Spring is when you finally get to put the sweater away, only to realize you need it for the evenings.
How did the bee brush his hair?With a honey-comb!
I think I’m going to spring for that fancy dinner tonight!
Why did the flower slip and fall? Because it was a whoosy daisy.
Every spring is the only spring, a perpetual astonishment with an occasional side of hay fever.
That’s a budding romance
Spring: when you suddenly realize there are more birds than just pigeons and crows.
I’m so excited for spring, I’m already fully bloomed with joy!
April showers bring May flowers, and puns in full bloom!
Daylight Savings springs ahead
What might you say if it starts raining ducks and chickens? This is some fowl weather!
Spring fever is in the air, so let’s dance like nobody’s tuliping!
I’m feeling positively spriggy in this spring weather.
Spring has sprung, and so have I!
Get cl-over it
Forget spring cleaning, it’s time for a blossom tidy-up!
Hello blossom! Long time no see.
Sunshine and laughter: the perfect spring duo!
Don’t you just love spring? It really puts a spring in your step!
I’m so excited for spring, I’m already plant-ing my outfits!
Spring: Warm today, cold tomorrow.
What springs to mind is daffodils
So this warmth concept isn’t all that bad.
Spring is the season for rainbows and sunshine, so let your positivity rain!
That’s a bud omen
As the king walked through the garden, he felt a sudden spring in his step.
I’m trying to enjoy the spring weather, but it keeps raining on my parade.
Hopping into spring with bunny ears and cheerful cheers!
He just needs a kick in the bud
Spring into step
Why do people love purple flowers? Because they are simply iris-istible.
Warm today, cold tomorrow
Alright spring, do your thing.
Business is blossoming
I’m all a-bloom with spring fever.
Spring is like a second cup of coffee for the year, it wakes everything up!
Don’t leaf me hanging, let’s sprout together this spring!
Let’s shed our winter coats and embrace the spring coats of petals!
My life is in full bloom
Rain or shine, spring is my favorite thyme.
What happens when you cross a dog with a flower? You get a collie-flower.
Let’s make like a tulip and bloom where we’re planted this spring.
Because I’m having the spring-time of my life
I’m so excited for spring, I’m already bouncing off the walls!
I was just pollen your leg
In spring, I’m like a dandelion in the wind, ready to make some wishes!
Don’t let the bed bugs spring!
Blossoming friendships: the root of spring happiness!
What was the tree’s favorite drink? Rootbeer!
Bought spring-loaded shoes, but my style didn’t bounce with them.
I’m sorry for the things I said when it was winter.
My life is in full bloom
Let’s spring forward and make the most of this beautiful day!
Don’t be a spring chicken, embrace the new beginnings of the season.
My plans for spring are springing into action faster than I anticipated!
Here comes the sunflowers
I ain’t dandy-lyin’
My enthusiasm for spring is springing eternal!
Because I’m having the spring-time of my life
You’d bee mad too
Spring is nature’s way of saying, Let’s have a bloomin good time!
As the snow melts in the spring, it becomes water under the fridge!
Spring: where every bud-y gets a chance to bloom!
I’m not lazy, I’m just in energy-saving mode until spring hits.
Spring into action and let your colors show.
Spring is the perfect time to plant some new ideas and watch them grow.
Spring break has sprung
I’m so egg-cited for spring, I could just crack a smile!
Spring has sprung, time to have some fun!
Plant smiles, grow laughter, harvest love.
Sunshine and tulips: The perfect spring bouquet!
I’m not crying. It’s allergies
That’s iris-istible
With a spring in his step, he danced through life like a daisy in the breeze.
I’m feeling so fly this spring, I’ve got a real buzz about me.
Feeling pollen-tastic: spring is the bee’s knees!
Thanks for my son-flowers
I love my little sprouts
What’s the best way to keep track of the flowers that have been planted using a spreadsheet? In rose.
I’m springing into action! But first, let me take a bumblebee.
Keep calm & Go outside
You grow, girl
Last, bud not least
No rain, no flowers – embrace the spring showers!
Life’s too short to wait for the flowers to bloom, let’s make our own spring!
Spring into action with some pun-tastic fun!
What did the dad flower call his youngest son? Hey, bud.
Go away winter, It’s springtime now
The grass is always greener in springtime!
The earth laughs in flowers
Blossom by blossom, the spring begins.
I’m feeling grape-ful for the sunshine and flowers of spring.
What do you get when you plant kisses? Tulips!
I’m feeling so hoppy about spring, I could spring into action at any moment!
Has he sprung the question?
What would you call a well-dressed king of the jungle? A dandy-lion!
They say ‘spring has sprung,’ but I’m still here waiting for it to boing, twang, or even just sproing.
What does a flower call its granddad? Poppy.
That’s a-may-zing
Spring is a time for growth and renewal – it’s blooming lovely!
Spring: the season that leaves you feeling sprout of this world!
Hopping into spring like a bunny on a field of daffodils!
You can poppy-n any time
Spring has sprung, and so have I… out of bed!
Let’s hop to it and embrace the spring spirit!
I’m so excited for the spring season to spring into action!
Spring is a time to stop and smell the flowers – just don’t pollen in love!
Ah, spring! When the only thing lower than the temperature is my willpower.
Let’s put a little extra spring in our step.
My lawn is so lush, it’s springing surprises every day!
What is a chicken’s favorite vegetable? Egg-plant!
What did the bee say to the flower? Hello, honey.
Let’s turn over a new leaf
My puns always spring laughter from my friends!
Don’t count your chickens before they bloom; count your tulips instead.
Don’t be a daisy deadbeat, enjoy the blooming season.
I’m so ready for spring, I could sprout wings and fly!
Time to stop and smell the flowers, it’s spring o’clock!
Why is the letter A like a flower? A bee comes after it!
You crack me up
Let’s make like a bouncy ball and spring into action!
But you’re no spring chicken
Spring has sprung, so lettuce romaine calm and carrot on.
Spring: Where allergies and lawns engage in a growth race.
What did the tree say to Mother Nature in spring? What a re-leaf!
Why are oak trees so forgiving? Every spring, they turn over a new leaf.
I’m spring cleaning my life one bad pun at a time!
Time springs eternal!
Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike? It lost its petals!
March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers…and June bugs!
I’m feeling on cloud nine as the spring showers bring flowers.
Spring: the music of open windows.
Some people look for a beautiful place in spring, others make a place beautiful by their sneezes.
I’m tulip-tastic about the springtime.
Time for spring cleaning!
Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’
Don’t be a rain cloud, be a ray of spring sunshine!
Spring makes everything young again, except my knees.
Spring is here to put a little extra bounce in our days!
Leap into spring!
My allergies are in full spring!
Time to break out all my sundresses
It’s not just a season, it’s a spring-tacular event!
She decided to release some tension by springing a spring.
When is it impossible to plant flowers? When you haven’t botany!
Spring is mint
Thyme for some daffodils
Spring has me feeling butterfly vibes!
Flocking to spring like a bird of paradise!
I’m all a-bloom with excitement for spring!
Spring: where the world gets a fresh coat of paint!
What do you call a bear who got caught in a spring shower? A drizzly bear!
The tulips are springing into season.
So that is it for our list of Funny Spring Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Inspirational Spring Quotes, Spring Flowers Letter Board Quotes and Funny March Letter Board Quotes.
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Laynni Locke
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