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125 Shopping Captions for When You are Ready to Buy

Shopping can be an enjoyable way to spend a day and for when you’ve come up with that perfect purchase, we have made a list of all the best shopping captions for Instagram for your next post. We have also included the best shopping quotes for Instagram for when someone else has said it best first.

Our Favorite Shopping Captions for Instagram

  • Shopping is never a bad idea.
  • A good pair of shoes can take your outfit from ordinary to extraordinary.
  • I wish I could have unlimited money for shopping.
  • Life is too short to wear boring clothes.
  • I have too many shoes, said no shoe lover ever.
  • All you need is love. And wifi, and a credit card
  • Up all night to get lucky.
  • Money doesn’t bring happiness, but shopping does
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  • Life is short, buy the shoes.
  • Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping
  • Do you ever stress about money then accidentally order clothes?
  • Nothing haunts you more than the items you don’t purchase
  • Life’s a beach, so make sure you have the right shoes.
  • Fashion is what you buy, style is what you do with it.
  • Happiness is not in money but in shopping.
  • Life is a Mini Mall so buy a mini dress as soon as possible.
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  • Each day is a page in your fashion story.
  • Who needs love when there’s this thing called shopping.
  • Me, every morning to my friend: I really need some new clothes.
  • The perfect shoe can make any outfit shine.
  • To shop or not to shop, what a silly question.
  • I could give up shopping, but I’m not a quitter
  • I may be a beginner at some things, but I’m a black belt in shopping
  • I love replacing my feelings with new clothes.
  • Nothing haunts us like the things we didn’t buy.
  • Yes, I am shoe-aholic; no, I don’t need help.
  • Rain drop, drop top, all I ever do is shop
  • My favorite emails are the ones that tell me my order has been shipped
  • I only buy shoes on two occasions, when I need them, and when I don’t need them.
  • I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist
  • Shopping is the only sport I need.
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  • We always hold hands, If I let go, she shops!
  • All you need is cute shoes and the rest will come.
  • Shopping is always a good idea
  • I’m nicer when I like my outfit.
  • The bags under my eyes are designers
  • I don’t need therapy, I just need new shoes.
  • Just let me shop and no one gets hurt
Person with funny black dress captions
  • If men liked shopping, they’d call it research.
  • You know what rhymes with Friday? Shopping.
  • I like my money right where I can see it – hanging in my closet
  • Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect, please.
  • When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes
  • Get in, loser. We‘re going shopping.
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  • The only thing better than new shoes is new shoe smell.
  • Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life
  • Keep calm and go shopping online.
  • Do not disturb! Shopping in progress.
  • If you can’t stop thinking about it then buy it.
  • Some say laughter is the best medicine but we say it’s new shoes.
  • I’m sorry for what I wore when it was cold
  • Nothing a little shopping can’t fix
  • I have enough clothes and shoes I never need to go shopping again…” – Said no girl ever.
  • Sweating while you shop counts as exercise
  • I am only one pair of shoes away from a good mood.
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  • My favorite sport is tracking my online orders.
  • It’s all about good friends and good shopping.
  • A day without new shoes is such a waste.
  • The quickest way to get to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
  • I have a degree in shopping.
  • Take the road less travelled. But first get some new shoes.
  • Online shopping: no makeup, no pants, no problem.
  • Work hard until you no longer need to look at that price tag
Person with dress captions for Instagram
  • Just let me shop and no one gets hurt.
  • Me, every morning: I really need some new clothes.
  • My motto in life, “Shopping is cheaper than a therapy!”
  • Because I bought it on sale, I actually made money
  • Shortest horror story ever: SOLD OUT
  • I’ve been shopping for years and I still have nothing to wear.
  • I love to go shopping and see what catches my eye
  • Happiness is only a pair of shoes away
  • Each day is a page in your fashion story

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Shoe Captions, Black Dress Captions, Red Dress Captions, Blue Outfit Captions and Summer Outfit Captions.

Short Captions About Shopping

  • Keep calm and go shopping
  • Work hard to shop hard
  • It’s an “add to cart” kind of day!
  • Work hard to shop hard.
  • I have a degree in Retail Therapy
  • Shopping is my cardio.
  • Life is short. Buy the dress.
  • Saturday is for shopping.
  • Born to Shop
Person with short captions about shopping
  • My therapy is SHOPPING
  • It’s shop o’clock
  • My favorite words: It’s on sale.
  • Road to my heart is shopping
  • Bad vibes don’t go with my outfit.
  • My fav: Shopping and Coffee
  • Treat yo self.
  • When in doubt, go shopping
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  • My shoe collection is a work of art.
  • Shopping cart status: overflowing
  • It’s shop o’clock somewhere!
  • I wanna go shopping.

Short Shopping Quotes for Instagram

“I rationalize shopping. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.” — Rita Rudner

“I shop, therefore I am.” — Barbara Kruger

“Shopping is my cardio.” — Carrie Bradshaw, Sex And The City

“God, I love Christmas shopping.” — Sophie Kinsella

“For some, shopping is an art; for others, it’s a sport.” — Pamela Klaffke

Person with short shopping quotes for Instagram by Klaffke

“We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.” — Henry Youngman

“Is there more to life than shopping?” — Amanda Ford

“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.” — Franklin P. Jones

“I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.” — Carrie Bradshaw, Sex And The City

“And then, I do love my shopping, but actually, lounging is the big thing.” — Delta Burke

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“I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.” — Tammy Faye Bakker

“Happiness is not in money, but in shopping.” — Marilyn Monroe

“Well, I like shopping.” — Lianne La Havas

“If a man doesn’t fit, you can’t exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater.” — Rebecca Bloomwood

“I’m much more of a city girl. I like the mall. I like shopping.” — Chloe Kim

“I love vintage shopping, I think it’s really fun. And I love the feeling of finding the most amazing piece for less.” — Emma Roberts

“I love shopping. There is a little bit of magic found in buying something new. It is instant gratification, a quick fix.” — Rebecca Bloom

“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” — Bo Derek

Person with funny shopping Instagram quotes by Derek

“The quickest way to get to know a woman is to go shopping with her.” — Marcelene Cox

“The only consolation I had was buying things. If I bought some pretty thing it cheered me up for a while.” — Iris Murdoch

“My mom passed on her obsession of all things antique or vintage. I love to go thrift store shopping or explore any sort of garage sale. Treasure hunting is a family passion.” — Zoey Deutch

“Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.” — Adrienne Gusoff

“If men liked shopping, they’d call it research.” — Cynthia Nelms

Person with short black dress quotes for Instagram by Lagerfeld

“The car, the furniture, the wife, the children—everything has to be disposable. Because you see the main thing today is—shopping.” — Arthur Miller

“I love shopping; I’m a jeans and a T-shirt kind of girl, but I go classy when I dress up – with a little bit of sexy.” — Adrianne Palicki

“Ever notice there are no clocks in stores? It’s like casinos; they don’t want you to know how much time you’ve spent dropping your quarters.” — Gina Barreca

“You sold your soul to the devil when you put on your first pair of Jimmy Choo’s, I saw it.” — Emily, Devil Wears Prada

“I think they should list shopping as a cardiovascular activity. My heart never beats as fast as it does when I see a ‘reduced by 50 percent’ sign.” — Sophie Kinsella

So that is our list of Instagram Quotes for Shopping and Captions for Shopping. Hopefully you found the perfect one for you.

Now go share your shopping photo!

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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