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145 Short Brother and Sister Quotes for Instagram for that Sibling Aesthetic


Your sibling can be your best friend or the biggest pest. And sometimes both at the same time. So when you get the perfect sibling photos you need the perfect short sibling quotes for Instagram to go with them and let the world know what you think.  We have gathered all the best funny sibling sayings in one spot so all you have to do is find the one that does your picture justice.

Short Brother and Sister Quotes for Instagram for Siblings

“Your siblings will always be your siblings. That can never change.” — Sally Painter

“Sometimes siblings can get in each other’s space.” — Gisele Bündchen

“Having lots of siblings is like having built-in best friends.” — Kim Kardashian

“Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something.” — Lemony Snicket

Sisters with short brother and sister quotes for Instagram by Snicket

“A sibling is the lens through which you see your childhood.” — Ann Hood

“Comparison is a death knell to sibling harmony.” — Elizabeth Fishel      

“Never let an angry sister comb your hair.” — Patricia McCann

“You’re not my best friend. You’re my sister, and that’s more.” — Jenny Han

“The best thing about having a sister was that I always had a friend.” — Cali Rae Turner

“A brother is a friend given by nature.” — Ernest Legouve

“The family is one of nature’s masterpieces.” — George Santayana

“What causes sibling rivalry? Having more than one kid.” — Tim Allen

Siblings on beach with funny sibling quotes by Allen

“I may not be my brother’s keeper, but I am my brother’s brother.” — Jeffrey Holland

“Relationships with siblings are ineradicably fixed in our psyches.” — Siblings in Development

“We all have competitive relationships with our siblings.” — John Benjamin Hickey

“A sibling represents a person’s past, present, and future.” — John Corey Whaley

“The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.” — Robert Brault

“I think I’m funny because my family, my siblings were funny.” — Martin Short

“Siblings know your greatest faults, yet still love you and come to your defense.” — Sally Painter

“Siblings seem to be tethered to each other like anchors around their ankles.” — Sally Painter

“Siblings – the definition that comprises love, strife, competition and forever friends.” — Byron Pulsifer

“Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.” — Sam Levenson

“Siblings are the people we practice on, the people who teach us about fairness and cooperation and kindness and caring – quite often the hard way.” — Pamela Dugdale

“Sibling rivalry was, and still is to this day, rampant in my family. We were all competing for my parents’ divided attention.” — Janine Di Giovanni

“They say that no matter how old you become, when you are with your siblings, you revert back to childhood.” — Karen White

“Your siblings are the only people in the world who know what it’s like to have been brought up the way you were.” — Betsy Cohen

Siblings on beach with clever funny quotes on siblings by Cohen

“Siblings know you better than anyone. They may not always admire you, but they’ll always be intensely interested in you.” — Dr Terri Apter

“In many sibling relationships, the rate of conflict can be high, but the fun times in the backyard and the basement more than balance it out.” — Po Bronson and Ashley Merryman

“The power of a sibling who knows everything about you, who knows the family you grew up in, who carries half your genes – there’s nothing quite like that.” — Jeffrey Kluger

“When an only child finds himself no longer the one and only as siblings are born into the family, he quickly learns the art of adapting to life’s changes.” — Sally Painter

“Siblings are the people we practice on, the people who teach us about fairness and cooperation and kindness and caring, quite often the hard way.” — Pamela Dugdale

“You can kid the world, but not your sister.” – Charlotte Gray

Siblings with funny sister quotes by Gray

“Board games bring out the worst in siblings, especially when they don’t draw the Get Out of Jail Free Card and then land on Park Place and Boardwalk! — Sally Painter

“If you want to understand the dynamics of siblings, just watch the game show Family Feud.” — Sally Painter

“In some ways, siblings, and especially sisters, are more influential in your childhood than your parents.” — Deborah Tannen

“Siblings always remember every wrong you did to them, but they also remember your every kindness.” — Sally Painter

“If I have friends I don’t like, I can drop them. You can divorce a husband or wife. Siblings are inescapable.” — Geoffrey Greif

“Siblings have a unique relationship. They share a secret language – a private code that unlocks common experiences. They are family, tied together by kinship throughout life.” — Kenneth J. Doka

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Funny Sister Captions, Funny Brother Captions, Short Sister Quotes, Short Brother Quotes and Funny Sibling Quotes.

Sibling Sayings for Brothers and Sisters

  • We didn’t realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun.
  • I can’t promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you won’t have to face them alone.
  • I didn’t know love until mom and dad showed me you.
  • You bring out that little bit of childhood that can never be lost.
  • Life would be a bore without you as my sibling.
  • We laugh together. We explore together. We learn together.
  • Perpetually torn between “I can’t live with them” and “I can’t live without them.”
  • Small moments with my sibling = big memories.
  • Siblings – the heart of so many happy memories.
Kids with sibling captions
  • I thought everything was fine. And then my sibling arrived. And then things became perfect.
  • Glad to have someone who understand just how weird my parents are
  • You can count on me like one, two, three!
  • Our paths may change, but we will always be connected.
  • Happiness is knowing your sibling loves you so much.
  • You don’t choose your sibling; they are god’s gift to you, as you are to them.
  • I smile because you are my sibling, I laugh because you cannot help it.
  • As different as night and day, yet our blood is the same. Our bond is forever.
  • Best mates. Sometimes.
Siblings holding hands with funny sibling captions
  • With my sibling by my side, it’s impossible to have a bad day.
  • In case anyone wanted a sibling update, here it is.
  • I’m mom’s favorite, my sibling is mom’s second favorite
  • Strangers think I’m shy, my friends think I’m outgoing, but my sibling knows that I’m completely insane.
  • We have our up and downs but we always come out of them stronger and together as siblings.
  • My sibling is the best example of sugar, spice, and everything nice (on most days).
  • If you have a sibling you have more than enough to be thankful for
  • The most annoying yet most wonderful sibling ever.
  • Sisters are different chocolates from the same box.
Sisters on rock iwth funny sister captions for Instagram
  • You are my superhero as I am your superhero.
  • Good Times + Crazy Sibling = Great Memories!
  • When I said I will not tell anyone my sibling does not count
  • Same blood but I look better
  • Of all the toys I have to play with I choose my sibling any day
  • A little sibling time is good for the soul.
  • Annoying my sibling is my favourite pastime.
  • Siblings are like sour patch candy. They are sour and sweet, all in one go.
  • Siblings are therapists you can drink with.
  • Siblings are for sharing laughter and wiping tears.
  • Time spent with siblings is worth every second.
  • Together forever, for always, no matter what.
  • My sibling is just the right mix of chaos and love.
  • It’s my job to annoy my sibling, no matter how old they are.
  • Blood doesn’t make a sibling — love does.
Kids with sibling captions for Instagram
  • My sibling’s not perfect (obviously, because my parents had me after), but I still love him
  • My sibling is the best and worst part of my childhood.
  • Sibling love is unique from other forms of love.
  • Blood makes you related, loyalty makes you siblings.
  • When we have each other, we have everything.
  • I can’t work with my sibling without laughing
  • Thanks to you, I will have a friend for the rest of my life.
  • I never asked for a sibling, but I’m sure glad I got one
  • Even if I had the power to choose my sibling, I’d always go with her.
  • Brothers are strange creatures.
Brothers on beach with funny brother captions.
  • Money can buy anything except a sibling
  • A sibling is someone who knows everything about you and loves you anyway
  • No matter the distance, we are connected by the heart.
  • When siblings stand shoulder to shoulder, who can even stand a chance against them?
  • No buddy like a sibling. No partner like a sibling.
  • Sibling are awesome friends we didn’t have to find.
  • You bring out the best in me. And worst.
  • From beginning to end, you’re my very best friend.
  • Not always to eye, but always to heart.
  • Our parents made us siblings, we become friends on our own.
  • I just know you’ll be there when I ask for backup.
  • Siblings don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.
  • Don’t try to mess with us!
  • Siblings are joined heart to heart.
  • Wouldn’t trade this sibling for the world.
  • United we stand.
  • Getting into petty arguments is our favorite game!
  • Through laughter and tears, we will always be there for one another.
  • This is us.
  • No one picked me on me, except for you
  • Mess with my sibling and I’ll beat you up.
  • My sibling = my shadow
  • I love my mini-me
  • Let’s go piss off our parents together
  • A little sibling time is good for the soul
  • Couldn’t have done it without my siblings.
People with short captions about siblings
  • Feeling connected to my siblings.
  • We are all crazy, one way or another.
  • Nothing like petty sibling arguments.
  • The original and the remix.
  • Sibling time is perfect content.
  • Siblings stick together.
  • Nice growing up with you!
  • My sibling is the squad I want
  • Love my sibling to the moon and back.
  • We’re stuck together like glue.
  • We go together, like drunk and disorderly.
  • I love my sibling to the moon and back.
  • Lean on me, count on me, tell on me.
  • Your existence both annoys and pleases me.
  • In good company.
  • Everything I am, you helped me be.
  • We go together like PB&J.
Two sisters with funny short sister captions
  • Couldn’t imagine life without my big bro
  • Thankful that I can call you my sibling.
  • No one messes with my sibling, except me!
  • Born crazy, and we’re remaining that way.
  • Here’s to the best scapegoat in the world!
  • Seeing you happy makes me happy too.
  • Every sibling has a story. Welcome to ours!
  • Partners from beginning to end.
  • We fight. We make up. We’re siblings
  • Partners-in-crime.
  • We got this.
  • My protector and my nemesis all rolled into one: My sibling
  • I lost count of all the noogies he gave me, but I still love my brother
  • I wouldn’t let my sibling do anything stupid… alone.
  • No matter how many times you tattled on me, I still love you.
  • Despite being a pain in the neck, you’ve always been the best
  • Like tree branches, siblings may grow in different directions, but their roots will always be one.
  • I smile because you’re my sibling. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it!
  • Having a sibling with the same quirks is priceless.
  • Siblings: part blood, part rivals, part mentors, and forever friends.
People around fire iwth funny captions for siblings
  • You’re the best sibling there is in the world! I’m still the favorite, though.
  • Getting in trouble together since we were in diapers
  • My sibling is the only enemy I can’t live without
  • We’ll be siblings and friends until we’re old and senile. Then we can be new friends.
  • A sibling is like that annoying itch you can’t scratch.
  • I asked my parents for a pet monkey, but they gave me a sibling.
  • Getting in trouble together since we were in diapers
  • Who needs superheroes when you have a sibling?
  • Being siblings means being there for one another.
  • Bringing back that sibling bond.
  • Oh, my siblings can be the best—and the worst.
  • Being best friends with your siblings is a different type of lit.
  • The greatest gift our parents ever gave us was each other.
Siblings hiking with funny sibling captions
  • Siblings are strange and can be annoying but they are also your best friend.
  • The best kind of sibling rivalry is the kind where you can celebrate each other.
  • Pushing the limits of sibling relationships since 1977.
  • Sometimes it takes an ‘selfie’ for siblings to cooperate.
  • There’s this one rule: siblings are forever.
  • Friends change. Lovers leave. Siblings are eternal.
  • My sibling is so adorable, I refuse to believe they are related to me.
  • I never thought we’d be the type for sibling selfies, but here we are.
  • Our parents always said sibling rivalry would make us stronger. They were wrong.
  • When your sibling gives you the stink eye when you’re trying to show them off on Instagram.
  • Don’t you love being in a sibling group chat? Even if it’s annoying.
  • My biggest enemy is also my best friend: my brother
  • Brothers are strange creatures
  • Love, strife, competition, and sisters.
  • Just a couple of dudes being bros.
  • Nothing can stop me from loving my brother.
  • Life would be a bore without me, right bro?
  • My brother is the only enemy I can’t live without.
People by odean with cute funny captions about brothers
  • No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
  • Happiness is homemade.
  • Gotta keep bro code
  • Anything but basic bros
  • My brother from the same mother
  • World’s Okayest Brother
  • No one can match this bromance
  • I’d rather be with my sister.
  • Totally, bro.
  • There’s no “buddy” like a brother
  • The uglier the selfie, the closer the brother
  • Brothers are different chocolates from the same box.
  •  Brothers are forever!
  • Epic sister moment
Sisters on beach with sister captions
  • Best brother ever!
  • This brother rules!
  • Blessed with the best.
  • Good brother vibes only.
  • Crazy brothers!
  • My brother is totally crazy. But don’t worry, he does go normal from time to time.
  • Because I have my brother, I will always have a friend
  • Brothers don’t let you do stupid things alone.
  • Sisters = sweet, crazy conversations and misunderstandings full of half sentences.
  • People come and go, but brothers actually stay.
  • Brothers for life
  • Bro life fo sho life
  • Bro my goodness…
  • Brotherly Love
  • Living our dreams. Creating sister memories.
  • Bros being bros
  • My brother > Your brother
  • Brother = Best Friend
  • Take it easy, bro
  • Laughter brings a brother closer.
  • We’ll always be a team.
  • No sister is perfect. We argue, we fight & we even stop talking to each other at times, but in the end, my sister is my sister. The love will always be there!
  • I’ve got your back, and you’ve got my back.
  • Success keeps you glowing. Sisters keeps you going.
  • A sister doesn’t need to be perfect, she will always be your sister.
  • Through thick and thin.
  • You can fool anyone, but never your little sis.
  • We laugh, we cry, we make time fly.
  • Double the fun, double the trouble.

So that is our list of short brother and sister quotes for Instagram! We hope you found the one you were looking for.

Now get out there and enjoy that family time!

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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