100 Short and Funny Couple Captions to Add Humor to Your Relationship

If you love to be funny, being with a partner that can keep up with your jokes is priceless. Looking for hilarious couple captions? You’ve come to the right page! We think that when it comes to couple captions, funny ones are the best so we’ve rounded up all the best funny couple captions to add humor to your relationship and Instagram posts.

Short Funny Couple Captions

Birds of the same feather, flock together.

Thank you, Tinder.

Two heads, one heart.

We’re nuts about each other!

I’m glad we both swiped right.

They said we wouldn’t work, but we did.

The king and the queen. Bow before us!

You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.

Everything is better when we do it together.

Can’t keep calm when we’re this crazy in love!

Our love is never ending, my heart is overflowing.

You are the butter to my bread, and the breath to my life.

My heart beats faster when I’m near you, or is it the coffee?

A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my LOVE for you.

I love you to the beach and back.

There isn’t anything I need but you and maybe a cheeseburger.

When we’re together I hear music, or is it just ringing in my ears?

I don’t care if you’re sick. I’ll kiss you because you’re worth catching a cold over.

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams.

That person who enters your life out of nowhere and suddenly means the world to you.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

You’re my life hack!

We’re best friends, right?

Happy co-dependence day!

I think you’re lacking vitamin mE.

We are badasses with good asses!

Us weirdos gotta stick together.

It’s not easy being perfect…like us.

We go together like COPY & PASTE.

You’re all my heart ever talks about.

We go together like cookies and milk.

Love is a friendship that has caught fire.

I would be sad if you left me, please don’t.

Might as well face it, we’re addicted to love.

You have this incredible way of making my heart happy.

…and they lived apple-y ever after

How lucky am I that of all the fish in the sea, I caught you.

You’re wonderful and I wonder how you could be mine.

Love is a two-way street that is constantly under construction.

I tell you everything, at least everything I think you should know.

Guess what? We both like taking long romantic walks…to the fridge.

We may hate ourselves in the morning, but we’re loving each other tonight.

I love you a latte!

I love you, dumb dumb.

We are made for each other.

I think we make a cute couple.

My heart would be empty without you.

We’re definitely two of a kind!

We’re our own kind of awkward.

Together, we will rule the world.

You can’t get rid of me that easily!

Every time I see you, I love you more.

You are my soulmate, I heard it in a song.

You are my today and all of my tomorrows.

If it makes you feel better, you can hold my hand.

I still fall for you every day (and twice on Sunday)!

It’s funny how we both look silly and cute together.

With you I feel like I’m walking on air…hope I don’t fall.

Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much.

Like rain, I will always fall for you

True love is inexhaustible; the more you give, the more you have.

When we kiss fireworks go off, either that or my phone exploded.

Relationship is perfect when it doesn’t have you and me, but when it has us.

You are the source of my joy, the center of my world and the whole of my heart.

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Short Funny Relationship Captions

I lava you! Do you lava me?

Like peanut butter and jelly.

You and me against the world.

The secret is out!

You can distract me anytime.

Once I marry him, he’s finished!

My favorite hobby is flirting with you.

I’ll be annoying her for the rest of her life.

My favorite person to text…57 times a day.

Lying in your loving arms is heaven on earth.

We have fun together. Coincidence…I think not!

You’re the only person I would share my snacks with.

My heart goes boom when you are in the room.

My favorite place in all the world is NEXT TO YOU.

Pizza is my favorite food, but my favorite you is you.

I open my heart to you, just make sure you sew it back up.

Don’t you think that “Husband and Wife” has a nice ring to it?

I still get butterflies even though I’ve seen you a hundred times.

Falling for you.

We both caught a virus called love. The only cure left for us now is marriage.

When we’re together, hours feel like seconds. When we’re apart, days feel like years.

You + Me = True Love.

You are the yin to my yang.

You and Me. Forever. Please?

Breaking up in 3…2…1…just kidding!

Paradise found.

Love at frost sight.

You + me = *insert heart emoticon here*

Kissing burns 6.4 calories per minute.

Happiness is…the unconditional love.

I hope my love falls like rain all over you.

The only time I stop talking is to kiss you.

Do you realize how amazing you are to me?

Sorry to be cheesy, but you’re my butter half!

So here we are doing embarrassing stuff together.

A day without you is ugly, a day with you is beautiful.

One simple I LOVE YOU can change everything for the better.

I sent my comments by email because you make me tongue-tied.

If we’ve spent this long time together, then we’re up to something.

You are a treasure that cannot be hidden as you shine so bright.

Love is being stupid together.

I love you so so so so much!

You are truly so SPECIAL to me.

We are partners-in-crime for life!

Together is our favorite place to be.

Hanging with my cutie (pumpkin) pie.

We go together like fruit and cake.

My heart is perfect because you are inside.

I never want to stop making memories with you.

My dream wouldn’t be complete without you in it.

You make me smile so much my face cramps up.

He stole my heart, so I’m stealing his last name.

I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you’ve got two hands.

Our home is different than any house because you’re in it.

Food tastes better when you eat it with someone you love.

Don’t want to get all mushy, but I’m seriously falling for you.

You’re my favorite place to go when my mind searches for peace.

True lovers are never apart. May be in distance but never in heart.

There are so many beautiful reasons to be grateful. You’re one of them.

You are my best friend and my other half. You mean the world to me and I LOVE YOU.

Funny Captions for Boyfriend

Two peas in a pod.

You make my heart go boom!

I would download you anytime.

You are the ‘she’ to my ‘nanigans’.

We are bad asses with good asses!

At least this balloon is attracted to me!

This one’s mine! Touch and you’re a goner!

You’re my favorite flavor.

With you, I can be myself. That’s saying a lot.

Your hand fits in mine like it’s made just for me.

I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.

If loving you is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right.

When you are around..nothing else really matters!!

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.

Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.

You are the pumpkin spice to my fall.

We look at each other like how we look at chocolate cake.

Every moment I spend with you is like a beautiful dream come true.

Love brought us together, keeps us together, and will never let us part.

Our relationship comes from the heart, the other parts aren’t bad either.

I sent you a message of love, it came back undeliverable, what’s up with that?

Funny Captions for Girlfriend

I wanna grow old with you.

I look at you and I’m home.

You are my everything.

I love you just as much as I love cake.

The best is yet to come, no really I promise.

You are one cute cookie, can I be your milk?

Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.

I think I’m nuts for you. Either that or I’m just plain nuts.

I fell in love with you the first time you laughed at my jokes.

Happiness is a drug. And I want to be your dealer.

Fight, make up, repeat, fight, make up, repeat, let’s skip the fight part.

The rose and the thorn, and sorrow and gladness are linked together.

I hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave…because of your butt.

Each day I love you more, today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.

I’ll follow you anywhere, just like a faithful dog without the panting or shedding.

Sorry ladies, he’s mine.

You are the ‘he’ to my ‘heartbeats’.

I’m not going away, I’m sticking to you like glue.

Sometimes, I wonder if love is worth fighting for. But then, I remember your face and I’m ready for war.

Funny Captions About Love

My heart beats for you..!!

Together we make a family.

Sugar and spice, that’s us.

Together we are complete.

I love you so much, I’ll even cook.

I am completely in love with you.

We go together like MILK & COOKIE.

It’s you and me against the world, baby!

We go together like cupcakes and frosting.

We go together like hot sauce and everything.

He stole my heart, so I’m stealing his surname.

I love my crazy, goofy, sometimes stupid boyfriend.

I don’t need the whole world to love me, JUST YOU.

I’ll keep my promise to you, what did I promise again?

You’re more than just arm candy, you’re my sugar rush.

Love doesn’t need to be perfect, it just needs to be true.

The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed.

Nothing to see here, just the world’s cutest couple, move along.

Falling in love can be dangerous if you don’t have something soft to fall on.

You are my dream come true.

My heart is yours.

Loving you is easy.

All of me loves you.

Beauty attracts the eye, but personality captures the heart.

When I’m with you, time stands still.

You smile, I melt.

I love being loved by you.

I love you a latte.

Love is a song that never ends.

I told the stars about you.

Keep calm and take a selfie

Like rain, I will always fall for you.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Life isn’t perfect, but we are.

Here’s to being my emergency contact.

Thanks for being so good at killing spiders.

Hope you enjoy this “elfie” from us.

It wasn’t love at first sight, but we turned out okay.

Here’s our submission for the cutest couple award.

We still don’t know why we’re even in a relationship.

I’m always in a better place with you. Thanks for cleaning up.

You’re the reason why I look down at my phone and then bump on a wall.

Funny Captions About Couples for Holidays

I love you, pumpkin.

Life is gourd with you around.

What a gourdgeous day to spend with you.

You’ve pumpkin patched my heart with love.

Just spicing date night up by going to a pumpkin patch.

All you knead is love — and pumpkin pie.

Love at first bite.

There are so many things I am thankful for this year, but at the very top of that list is you.

Giving thanks for you all year round.

I’m so grateful for good times and you.

You’re the pumpkin to my pie

The snuggle is going to be real today.

Getting Christmas cozy with my sweetie.

If kisses were snowflakes, we’d be having a blizzard!

What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe.

You rock my Christmas socks

No lying… We’ve been more naughty than nice!

This one had me at “ho ho ho”!

Hope you enjoy this “elfie” from us.

The first of many Christmases together.

All I want for Christmas is you… and cookies… and hot chocolate.

Rockin’ each other’s Christmas socks.

Funny Valentine Couple Captions

Valentine’s Day looks amazing on us!

February 15 is my Valentine’s Day—hello, cheap candy!

Valentine’s Day sucks, but you don’t.

Consider this post my Valentine’s Day card.

All you need is love (and chocolate).

You’re the only person I send the heart eyes emoji to.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Valentine’s date is cuter than you.

Hanging out on cloud 9 with my Valentine.

Valentine, I’m yours.

Here’s to a lifetime of Valentine’s Days with you.

I never liked Valentine’s Day until I met you.

You make me love Valentine’s Day.

Hugs, kisses and Valentine wishes.

Couples that laugh together, last together.

Cuter than Cupid

If paper valentines were still a thing, I’d give mine to you.

Who needs Cupid?

Happy Valentine’s Day to the best thing I ever found online.

Cupid called, he wants his arrow back.

Valentine’s Day sucks, but you don’t.

What Cupid says, goes.

Short Funny Love Quotes for Couples

“You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.” — Hussein Nishah

“I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” — Jean Illsley Clarke

“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.” — Melanie Clark

“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” — Lily Tomlin

“Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby — awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.” — Lemony Snicket

“Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.” — Judith Viorst

“What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.” — Pearl Bailey

“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” — Albert Einstein

“At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.” — Plato

“Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you.” — Dolly Parton

“Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.” — Lisa Hoffman

“Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.” — H. L. Mencken

“Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” — Carroll Bryant

“Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.” — Fran Lebowitz

“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.” — Mae West

“The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.” — Blaise Pascal

“True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.” ― William Goldman

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” — Joan Crawford

“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” — Erich Segal

“True love stories never have endings.” — Richard Bach

“The course of true love never did run smooth.” — William Shakespeare

“Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze.” — Elinor Glyn

“A life lived in love will never be dull.” — Leo Buscaglia

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” — Charles M. Schulz

“One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.” — Sophocles

“People should fall in love with their eyes closed.” — Andy Warhol

“Love is sharing your popcorn.” — Charles Schultz

“Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore.” — Bree Luckey

“I love you and I like you.” — Parks & Recreation

“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” — Elizabeth Evans

“I do know some things. For example, I know I love you. I know you love me.” — Game of Thrones

“I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.” — Forrest Gump

“Would I rather be feared or loved? Um… Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” — The Office

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