100 Happy 34th Birthday Quotes and Wishes

The best way to say Happy 34th Birthday is with a perfect picture to memorialize the occasion. And the perfect picture needs the perfect short happy 34th birthday quote or wish, of course. So we have gathered all the best 34th birthday sayings for you to choose from. Whether it’s your turn to celebrate your 34th or a friend’s, these happy 34th birthday wishes can help, especially if you’re at loss for words.

Short Happy 34th Birthday Quotes

“It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.” — E.E. Cummings

“Everything I know I learned after I was 30.” — Georges Clemenceau

“30 is the new 20, unless you’re 20, then it’s the new 40.” -Dane Peddigrew

“After 30, a body has a mind of its own.” — Bette Midler

“Turned my birthday into a lifestyle.” — Drake, “Pop Style”

“I don’t know where I’m going from here, but I promise it won’t be boring.” — David Bowie

“Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it!” – Nicky Gumbel

“When you turn 30, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.” — Blair Sabol

“Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.” — Sammy Hagar

“The party don’t start till I walk in.” — Kesha

“Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.” — Ausonius

“Throw some glitter, make it rain.” — Kesha

“That’s the funny thing about birthdays, they’re kind of an annual thing.” – Rapunzel

“I’m ready to paaaaarty.” — Bridesmaids

“It’s my birthday. I’ma do what I like. I’ma wear what I like. I’ma party tonight.” — Anne-Marie

“Go shawty, it’s your birthday.” — 50 Cent

“There are four hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.” — Lewis Carroll

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” — Steven Wright

“My life is better with every year of living it.” — Rachel Maddow

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of 31st, 32nd, 33rd and 35th birthday quotes. For even more birthday lists, check out our Birthdays category or use the search bar to find the exact age you’re looking for.

Birthday Cake Quotes for 34th Birthdays

“Birthdays are a great time to stop and appreciate gravity. Sure, it makes things sag as you get older, but it also keeps your cake from flying all over the room, so you don’t have to chase it.” – Greg Tamblyn

“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.” — Edward Morykwas

“Cake, cake, cake, cake.” — Rihanna, “Birthday Cake”

“I like birthday cake. It’s so symbolic. It’s a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just ‘Happy birthday!’ because it’s this emblem of childhood and a happy day.” — Aimee Bender

“Celebration is life’s frosting: isn’t frosting the very best part of the cake?” – Bethenny Frankel

“If eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.” – Lorelai Gilmore

“Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?” – Bobby Kelton

“If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness.” – Aberjhani

“You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’” — Jerry Seinfeld

“Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It’s all about the memories.” — Buddy Valastro

Happy 34th Birthday Wishes

“May your birthday cake be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it.”

“Life begins at 34; the last 33 years have just been a practice. Happy Birthday!”

“Happy 34th birthday to someone who can finally hold their liquor but usually chooses not to.”

“Best friends are hard to find because the very best one is already mine. Happy birthday!”

“We live, we learn, we love, we smile, and sometimes, life hits us hard, but still, we try to survive. Your life has been an exemplary one. Happy 34th birthday.”

“Happy 34th Birthday! For your special day I made you a cake. BOOM YOU’RE A CAKE! You’re so very welcome.”

“Your birthday is the perfect excuse to get drunk on a weekday. Bottoms up!”

“Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. Happy 34th Birthday.”

“You know what they say about more candles… A bigger wish! Happy 34 Birthday.”

“May your 34th bday bring you a lot of cheer that you may smile until your cheeks hurt. I love you!”

“A birthday is one day in the entire year when you get preferential treatment without any effort. So enjoy it while you can! Happy 34th bday to you.”

“I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy 34th Birthday.”

“For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life. Happy 34th Birthday!”

“Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy 34 Birthday!”

“Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you I’m the second kind.”

“Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t predict, and definitely forget about the present because I didn’t get you one. Happy 34th!”

“I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy 34th Birthday!”

Happy 34th Birthday Sayings

• Wow, never been 34 before.
• Follow your birthday bliss.
• 34: When life truly begins.
• Favorite day of the year. #34
• May this 34th birthday mark a fresh beginning in my life.
• Ready to live my life blessed.
• 34 years, 34 reasons to celebrate.

• Made it to 34! I know. I’m as surprised as you are.
• Year 34, I’m ready! Toss the confetti.
• I’m wearing the smile my birthday gave me.
• The only things getting LIT today are the candles on my cake!
• Started from the bottom, now I’m 34.
• Birthdays are good for me. The more I have, the longer I live. lol.
• I’m grateful for life and for growth. I wish myself a happy birthday.
• Is this what growing up feels like?
• Officially 34, but still mentally about five.
• 34? Who cares. I just want cake.
• Schoolin’ life for 34 years
• I don’t get older; I level up.
• A year older, a year bolder.

• Wishing on 34 candles and chasing my dreams.
• It’s my birthday, so I’m celebrating everything.
• I wonder what’s going to happen next.
• Well look who just turned 34…
• POV: You can’t believe I’m 34 now.
• Staying 34 until further notice.
• Couldn’t turn 34 without posting my birthday ‘fit.
• Cheers to the one day of our lives, when we actually celebrate getting old. Happy 34th Birthday to me.
• I want to thank everyone for my special 34th birthday, come and join me as I celebrate it.
• Follow the call of the disco ball.
• Doughnut crush my vibes on my 34th birthday.
• I can’t keep calm, it’s my 34th birthday.
• It’s time to kiss 33 goodbye and welcome 34.
• It took me 34 years to get this cute.
• I don’t know how to act my age. I’ve never been this age!
• I’m just here for the birthday cake.
• 34 never felt better.
• I’m ready for something new now that I’m 34.
• Now we start planning for 35!

• Aged to perfection.
• The thing is I love birthday celebrations, but only when they’re mine.
• Heaven has been really good to me by adding another year to my age.
• It took 34 years to get this awesome.
• 34 is looking pretty good to me.
• Say hello to the world’s latest 34 year old.
• Woke up a little older… but not wiser.
• 34 34 34 34 I feel like 34.
• 34 years old. That’s, like, a real adult.
• On a scale of 1-10, feeling a solid 34.
• Going with the idea that nothing can stop me this year.
• Be good to me, 34.
• My good vibes speak for themselves.
• So this is where aging ends, right? #Forever34
• 34 – time to make some pour decisions.
• Pop the champagne, because this girl is 34.
• Chapter 34, Page 1.
• Here’s to the next chapter.
• So am I a real adult now?!
• Experience level: 34.
• I think 34 chances aren’t enough!
• You really gonna scroll without wishing me a happy 34th birthday?
• My day, my way. #34
• I’m officially the big 3-4.
• So this is 34.
• Made it to Level 34.
• Level up. #34
• 3.4.
• 34 is the new 29.
• Cheers to 34!
• Yes, I become 34.

• Season 34, Episode 1.
• It’s no time to be 34.
• Lap 34 around the sun…
• 34? Bring it on.
• Hey Siri, count the candles.
• Make a wish. #34
• Aging and raging. #34
• My day, my way. #34
• Wow, never been 34 before.
• Hey Siri, count the candles.
• Another year, another candle on the cake. #34
• I’ll enjoy the best of today and laugh like never before because it’s my 34th Birthday.
• Life’s too short to not celebrate every chance you get! Happy 34th Birthday to me!
• Stay in your birthday magic.
• I wish myself a happy 34th birthday since I am the definition of awesomeness.
• It’s my birthday, so I’m celebrating everything.

• 34 and glowing.
• Another year, another candle on the cake. #34
• It’s my 34th… I’ll wine if I want to.
• At 34 everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly.
• Act my age? Maybe next year.
• Honestly, my birthday should be a holiday.
• I’m not getting older. I’m getting better.
• I doubt tequila is the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
• Cheers to another lap around the sun. Hello, 34.
• Getting older but my inner child is ageless.
• Stuck in them twenty-somethings.
• I didn’t choose this 34th birthday, this birthday chose me.
• Turning 34 is a big deal so I deserve a big celebration!
• Hugs, kisses, and 34 birthday wishes.
• 34 is so fun I think I’ll repeat it again next year.
• Old enough to know better, still young enough to get away with it.
• Made it to 34! I know. I’m as surprised as you are.
• Got so distracted by cake, I forgot it was my own birthday.
• I don’t care how old I’m turning, so long as there’s cake. #SoThisIs34
• Got so distracted by cake, I forgot it was my own birthday. #SoThisIs34
• Of course, I don’t know how to act my age. I’ve never been this age before!
• Act my age? Maybe next year.

• Another year older, but I’ll need some extra time for that ‘wiser’ bit. #34
• Today is the day! You can finally “hit me with your best shot.”
• I don’t care how old I’m turning, so long as there’s cake.
• Today is a great day cause it’s my 34th birthday!
• Happy Birthday to the smartest person in this world, Happy Birthday to Me!
• Talk thirty four to me.
• It’s my birthday, so I’m celebrating everything.
• Never too old to wear a birthday crown.
• Hello, 34.
• 34 and you’ve never looked better. Here’s to you!
• Wishing my bestie, the absolute best on her best day of the year!
• Thanks for letting me bother you for the past 34 years.
• You’re the brightest star in the galaxy! Happy 34th birthday, bff!
• Age 34 but forever the baby of the group.
• HBD to my favorite secret keeper!
• Can’t believe it’s your birthday. Here’s to another year of amazing memories.

• Wishing my bestie, the best 34th birthday ever!
• I can’t think of a better gift than your friendship. Happy 34th birthday!
• Happy 34th birthday to the best confidante!
• Say hello to my new favorite 34 year old.
• Cheers to another trip around the sun! Keep shining. Happy 34th birthday!
• Let the cake games begin! Happy 34th birthday!
• Wishing my favorite partner in crime a very happy birthday!
• Thankful to be ringing in 34 with the best people I know.
• Cheers to more fun, more memories and cake! …
• I can’t imagine life without my best friend. …
• Another lap around the sun with the best people I could have ever asked for. Here’s to 34!
• Cheers to good friends, good vibes, and another 34 years.
• Age is just a number, but friends like these are forever. Thank you all for helping me ring in 34.
• Here’s to another 365 days of being fabulous.
• Celebrating 34 years of life.
• 34 years of me. Lucky you.
• Keep calm — it’s my 34th birthday.
• Vibin’ and thrivin’.
• POV: this is what 34 looks like.
• Manifesting the best 34th birthday.
• Growing and glowing. #34
• Keep calm – it’s my birthday.

• I think 34 looks good on me.
• 34th birthday selfies hit a little different.
• Birthday mode: the youngest I’ll ever be, and the oldest I’ve ever been. #34
• Selfies, kisses, and lovely 34th birthday wishes.
• Staying 34 until further notice.
• Who knew that 34 would look this good?
• Sunshine and birthday wishes on my mind.
• Here for cake, and cake only.
• That birthday glow. #Feeling34
• Birthday behavior! #34
• Cheers and beers to 34 years.
• And so begins Chapter 34.
• Turning 34 is nothing to wine about.
• I’m officially in birthday mode. #34
• I have mixed drinks about turning 34.
• I’m 34 now but age gives no guarantee on maturity.
• Don’t wanna be sappy so… let’s just say 34 is already one for the books.
• I’m too young to be this old.
• Chapter 34. Time to make some memories.

• 34 has never looked this good. Happy birthday!
• Say hello to my new favorite 34 year old.
• It’s my 34th birthday and that’s the tea.
• I should start getting serious, but I’ll eat confetti cake and wear a crown instead.
• Enjoying life, eating confetti cake.
• 34? Who cares. I just want cake.
• Achievement unlocked: 34.
• Wow, the cake’s really lit this year…
• Keep calm and celebrate 34 years.

So there you have it! Hopefully we were able to help you find the best quote or wish you were looking for.