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100 Short Funny and Cute Happy Valentine’s Day Sayings

Valentine’s Day is all about letting people know how much you love them. If you are having a hard time putting your feelings into words and are looking for the perfect short cute or funny happy Valentine’s sayings to express yourself, look no further. So whether you are looking for the perfect saying or message to include on your Valentine’s card or for a romantic caption for your Valentine’s post, we’ve got you covered.

Short Valentine’s Day Sayings

I like who I become when I’m with you.

I’d be so dang lost without you.

I love all the adventures we have together.

You make the world better.

I hope no one tells you, but you’re out of my league.

I love you more than ever.

You’re my cuddly, huggable rock.

You’re my favorite part of every day.

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Sweetness. Funniness. Hotness. Just HOW do you do it all?

You and I are such an awesome us.

I’m so happy to be on Team Us.

Thinking about you still makes my cheeks hurt from smiling so much.

Thanks for being you and for being mine.

At the heart of it all, we’re friends. I love that. I love you.

You still make me laugh like crazy. That’s true love.

Love you with all of my heart…and I’ve got a lot of heart!

A heart in love is a happy heart.

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You make my heart go ahOOOgah.

Valentine’s Day used to suck before I found you.

Kisses are lovely; chocolate kisses are divine.

My only goal is to make you happy every day.

My dream came true the moment I laid eyes on you.

I turned out to love you than a lot more than originally planned. Happy Valentine’s day

You’re the best, babe.

You’re my everything.

Love doing life with you.

We’re so awesome together.

Thanks for being my guy.

Long after the roses lose their color, I’ll continue loving you.

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This is getting serious!

I love coming home to you.

I’m so happy we’re a thing.

Loving you is so much fun.

My heart is all yours.

Share these smiles.

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You’re funny, sweet, smart AND hot?

I like you and I LIKE like you.

I still get butterflies.

I’m crazy about you.

My heart only beats for you.

Funny Valentine’s Sayings

Don’t look down here for the mushy stuff. That’s what the card was for!

Somebunny loves you. Seriously. You’re very popular with rabbits.

Valentine’s Day with you beats my best ever!

And the countdown to settling for each other continues.

Dunno, just felt right…love ya, was the point, I think.

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Share some candy with you.

It takes 437 licks to get the words off a candy heart. You’re welcome.

You’re like the thing to my other thing that goes with that first thing!

Will you be wine? I love ya merlots.

You are my soulmate, I heard it in a song.

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It’s true, like for sure.

Wish you were here to Valenwhine with me.

Eat some heart-shaped candy and know that you’re loved.

We got all the love we need.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Valentine’s Day Captions, Valentine’s Day Quotes for Him, Inspirational Valentine’s Day Quotes and Short Valentine’s Day Quotes.

Cute Valentine’s Day Sayings

Thanks for being my better half.

I get to wake up next to you each day. How cool is that??

You take my breath away. Always.

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Did you see where I put your valentine? Oh, wait…here it is.

We’ve shared a lot of Valentine’s Days, but it never gets boring loving you.

I’m so glad I’m with my best friend.

This will definitely be a kids-in-bed-early kind of night.

You’re my love, my best friend, my forever Valentine.

We’re the best couple I know.

I just love you SO! MUCH! UGH.

You give my heart peace over and over again. I love you so much.

We’re growing old together with a love that’s forever young.

You can distract me anytime.

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There are so many wonderful reasons I love calling you Valentine.

A lot of people like to say they’ve found their soul mate. But I’m the one who’s right about it!

I knew you were special when I met you. But day after day, you out-special yourself.

Love you. Can’t wait to show you how much. XOXOXO

Kisses and love go together like peanut butter and jelly.

I never knew anyone could be this lucky.

You are my comfort zone.

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You light up my world with your smile.

I didn’t know soulmates existed until I met you.

You light up my life in more ways than you’ll ever know.

It’s Impossible to love and be wise. I have decided to love on this valentine’s day.

I’m so lucky to be the one loving you.

You’re the bright spot in my day, every day.

Tonight is all ours. I can’t wait to celebrate with you.

Thanks for putting up with me. Love you!

You keep adding reasons why I’m glad I married you.

From your TV buddy—me.

Wishing the sweetest, happiest day to my forever Valentine.

I would like all of your Valentine’s Days, please.

Wish you were here for me to spoil today.

Especially today, I hope you feel how much I love you and how grateful I am to have you in my life.

Being part of us is the best thing I’ll ever be.

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These days, most people can’t remember a time when we weren’t us. That’s a sweet, sweet thing.

Your kindness, your strength, the way you look at me with so much love…this is why you’re my Valentine.

Just thinking about you as I sign this card is making me feel all mushy and romantic.

I write your name over and over in the margins of my imaginary notebook.

Turns out you’re so much more than just hot! I’m still very impressed.

You’re my everything.

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Punctuating your fights with kisses makes for spicier conversations.

I never knew a love like ours was possible.

Your love is the only thing I need to keep me warm on cold days.

I can’t believe I went years without having you in my life.

You are like hot chocolate and I am like Marshmallow. You are hot and I am sweet.

Cheesy Valentine’s Day Sayings

Time goes by, but you’re just as exciting to me as the day we met.

I don’t deserve you. Thanks for being mine.

I picked the best person ever to share my life with.

There’s no one I’d rather share a heart-shaped pizza with than you.

Every time I look in your eyes, I fall all over again.

Team Us is a very unbeatable team.

Always thanking my lucky stars that you’re my person.

You’re my forever love and I’m so grateful.

You are my Valentine every day, in every way.

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From fledgling lovebirds to salty old crows, I love that we’ve never lost our sense of humor…or the magic that makes us, us.

Love our life. Love all the things we are together.

You give me such a good feeling every time we’re together.

Being with you is the best feeling there is.

You put a smile on my face every day.

There’s nothing I wouldn’t do to make you happy.

Every experience shared with you has made me fall more in love with everything about you.

My world is nothing without you in it.

Trust me without questioning and love me unconditionally. I will always be there for you.

Fun Sayings for Valentine’s Cards

I love being with you no matter what we’re doing.

You have no idea how sexy you are.

Has it really been [10] years? I’d do it all over in a heartbeat.

Still not sure how I convinced you to marry me, but so glad I did.

Valentine’s Day and every day you make me so happy.

You make this life thing pretty awesome.

My heart belongs to you, now and always.

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We’re the best together, aren’t we? (Yeah, we are.)

Here’s to more adventures!

I couldn’t have picked a better person to give my heart to.

We’ve loved through it all, and that’s what makes me so proud of us.

It’s been a journey…one I’d do all over again.

We’ve loved each other through good times, rough spots and life’s joys and sorrows. I’m so thankful for that.

Holy crap, I have really lucked out here.

My “with you” times are the best part of any day.

How’d I end up with a total smokeshow like you?

Every kiss should be given as if it’s a last kiss and received as if it’s the first.

My heart still skips a beat when I see your face.

What would my life be without you in it?

Being with you has been the most incredible gift.

Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion

Right from the start, You stole my heart!

I go bananas over you

You melt my heart

I love you a hole punch

You make my heart glow

Love is an art, which comes from the heart

You are sweeter than Valentine’s day candy

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You are a-MAZE-ing

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are my Valentine’s day sweetie, and I always love you.

You color my world

I’m so sweet for you

You melt my heart like butter in a hot pan

I hope your Valentine’s day is as special to you as you are to me.

Keep calm and be my Valentine

A big bear hug for you

I love you berry much

Valentine Sayings for Friends

I hope your day is filled with special moments and reminders of how much you are loved. Happy Valentine’s Day!

You’re exactly what friends are for.

I’m so glad we can count on each other. Happy Friendentine

From your partner in crime.

It’s a day about love, and I totally love you, friend!

If you wanna split a bottle of wine and big box of chocolate, I’m down.

Glad Palentine’s Day is a thing so I can wish you a happy one!

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Who says Valentine’s Day is just for lovers? Annoying jerks, that’s who.

Our friend-love is so important to me.

Soul mates aren’t just a romantic thing. Thanks for being my friend soul mate.

Thanks for being the loyal and caring friend you are. Love you!

Here’s to a Valentine’s Day filled with good wine, good food and especially good friends like you.

Happy Valentine’s to one of my favorite people. Ever.

Besties are the best dates.

I’ll raise an awesome Valentine’s cocktail to you.

I hope you feel loved and appreciated on Valentine’s Day. Because you are.

Someday, our fairytale ending will come. Until then, there’s pizza.

Wish we could be together swapping chocolates and laughing over candy hearts like we used to.

You can’t have Valentine’s Day without wine. Well, we can’t, anyway.

Date schmate. We’ve got booze!

Roses are red. Lovebirds are annoying. Where is the chocolate? Let’s start enjoying.

Who needs a Val date when you can have a Gal (or Pal) date?!

“In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.” – Salman Rushdie

“A sweet friendship refreshes the soul.” – Proverbs 27:9

“True friends are always together in spirit.” – L. M. Montgomery

Valentine Candy Sayings

You are a “beary” special friend. For gummy bears

You’re such a smartie! For Smarties

I think you’re a star! For Starbursts

You’re off the hook! For gummy worms

You are one in a melon! For watermelon candies

Watermelon heart with Valentine candy sayings

I love you to pieces! For Reese’s Pieces

We are mint to be. For Junior Mints

Valentine, I “chews” you. For gum

You are the apple of my eye. For apple chips.

You are o-fish-ally awesome.  For Swedish Fish

“Donut” go breaking my heart. For a donut or donut holes.

We go together like cheese and crackers.  For a bag of Cheese-Its.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Poems for Valentines Day

“Roses are red, Violets are blue if you get lost then I’ll look for you.”

“Roses are red, Violets are blue, you’ve made all my dreams come true!”

“Roses are red, Violets are blue the first day I saw you that’s when I knew.”

“Roses are red, Violets are blue tell me you still love me and I’ll run to you.”

“Roses are red, Violets are blue, the first time I saw you, my heart knew.”

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“Roses are red, Violets are blue, what I feel in my heart is wonderful and new.”

“Roses are red, Violets are blue the stars shine bright but not as bright as you do.”

“Roses are red, Violets are blue, be my valentine? I love you!”

“Roses are red, Violets are blue, is it hot in here, or is it just you?”

“Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am so lucky to have you as my boo.”

“Roses are red, Violets are blue, You snore like a bear, but I’m still into you.”

Red rose

“Roses are red, Violets are blue, if I know what love is, it’s because of you.”

“Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m unoriginal, this is all I can do.”

“Roses are red, Violets are blue, poetry is hard. Avocado.”

“Roses are red, Violets are blue, in a world of love, just we two.”

“Roses are red, Violets are blue, my love will always be so true!”

Short Love Quotes for Your Valentine

“To love is to burn, to be on fire.” – Jane Austen

“Love is not love until love’s vulnerable.” – Theodore Roethke

“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” – Aristotle

“Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” – Franklin P. Jones

Two hands making a heart with inspirational short love quotes by Franklin P. Jones

“It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.” – Vladimir Nabokov

“True love stories never have endings.” – Richard Bach

”How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.” – Elizabeth Barrett Browning

“I love you for the part of me that you bring out.” – Elizabeth Barrett Browning

“I love you. I am at rest with you. I have come home.” – Dorothy L. Sayers

“Love is like the wind, you can’t see it but you can feel it.” – Nicholas Sparks

“Love loves to love love.” – James Joyce

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“Love is an untamed force.” – Paulo Coelho

“All you need is love.” – Paul McCartney

“Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles Schultz

“Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valery

“The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is to love and be loved in return.” – Natalie Cole

“We love because it’s the only true adventure.” – Nikki Giovanni

“I will love you my whole life. You and no other.” – Braveheart

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“I love you simply, without problems or pride.” – Pablo Neruda

“I love you. Remember. They cannot take it.” – Lauren Oliver

“I love you so damn much that it is starting to steal other words’ meanings. ” – Open-365

“There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.” – George Sand

“I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” — Jean Illsley Clarke

“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” — Lily Tomlin

“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” — Jules Renard

“I say if you love something, set it in a small cage and pester and smother it with love until it either loves you back or dies.” — Mindy Kaling

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” — Charles M. Schulz

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“Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.” — Judith Viorst

“What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.” — Pearl Bailey

“Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.” — Jeanne Moreau

“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” — Albert Einstein

“At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.” — Plato

“Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.” — Lisa Hoffman

“Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.” — H. L. Mencken

“True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.” ― William Goldman

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“Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” — Carroll Bryant

“Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.” — Fran Lebowitz

“You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.” — Henry Youngman

“The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.” — Blaise Pascal

“True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.” — Francois de la Rochefoucauld

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Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

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