Short, Funny and Heartfelt Wedding Wishes and Messages to Say Congratulations to the Happy Couple

Wedding are a big deal and you want to share your best wishes to the happy couple, so we have put together a list of all the best wedding wishes for you to choose from. And if you’re looking for short wedding messages, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Wedding Wishes and Messages

A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.

May your love be like coffee – strong, comforting, and necessary for survival. Cheers to brewing a beautiful marriage!

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person.

You two go together like peanut butter and jelly. Wishing you a sweet and satisfying marriage!

Today, you’re saying, I do, but soon you’ll be saying, Do we have to go to your parents’ house again? Enjoy the beautiful journey of selective hearing!

Your love story is as beautiful as your friendship. Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness, my dear friend.

May your day be extra special and fun – because tomorrow the hard work begins!

They say that marriage is a great institution. And much like many types of institutions, you need to be crazy to get into it – Congratulations, you kooks!

Congratulations on finding the one person you want to annoy for the rest of your life!

Cheers to your wedding day! Remember, marriage is like a fine wine – it gets better with time, but a little bit of humor always adds the perfect flavor!

On your wedding day, I would like to disclose the secret to a happy married life. Well, it is such a secret that no one knows it. Here’s wishing you both a very happy married life.

Marriage doesn’t mean you own the person (just their stuff).

Wishing you both a lifetime of love and happiness. So glad I could be here to celebrate your special day with you!

We’re so grateful to be part of your special day. Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness.

Congratulations! May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and joy for years to come.

Wishing you a marriage filled with love, laughter, and a lifetime of happiness. Congratulations on your special day!

As you start this new chapter, we wish you all the love and happiness in the world. Congratulations on your wedding day!

Your marriage advice: Always remember to say sorry, even if it’s just for being right. It’s the secret sauce to a happy, laughter-filled marriage!

Our hearts are full of love for you. Wishing you a happy and fulfilling married life.

Some people marry for love. Some people marry for money. Some people just like getting gravy boats and other useless pieces of china.

Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and only a few arguments about whose turn it is to do the dishes. Congrats!

We’re thrilled to welcome you to the family! Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and happiness.

Marriage is as easy as a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!

They say marriage is a union of two souls. Well, get ready for the soul-bonding ceremony, and may your union be stronger than your Wi-Fi connection!

Cheers to a fabulous couple! Wishing you all the best on your new adventure together.

May your life together be filled with beautiful memories, love, and joy. Congratulations on your wedding day!

They say a successful marriage requires falling in love many times – always with the same person. Get ready for the rollercoaster of repeatedly falling in love, even when it’s not Valentine’s Day!

Stick this card on your fridge door and thank me later for not being the one who forgets anniversaries. Congratulations, bestie!

Look at you getting married while I am still swiping right for a conversation starter! Cheers mate!

 Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Before you got married, you were madly in love with each other. Now you will be mad at each other as well.

I’m so happy for you, my dear friend. Wishing you a lifetime of love, happiness, and adventure with your new spouse.

Remember, a happy marriage is a science – the perfect mix of love, laughter, and occasionally agreeing that your partner is right. Congratulations on your experiment!

Marriage is like a fine wine: it gets better with age. Just remember to keep the cork in! Cheers to you both!

As you embark on this beautiful journey together, may your love grow stronger each day. Best wishes on your wedding.

If you were dying to cook for someone your whole life, you could have just come to me. But anyway, wish you a happy married life ahead, babe!

As Bill and Ted said, ‘Be excellent to each other.’

I canceled all my appointments and an important meeting just so that I could make it to your wedding. After all, free food and booze were just too lucrative to give up. Congratulations.

Saying I do while getting married is like blindly clicking on the I Accept checkbox while installing new software on your computer. You do it despite having no clue of what will come next. Congratulations on getting married.

Today is the day you trade late-night video games for late-night discussions about throw pillows. Welcome to the next level of adulting – marriage!

May your love be as enduring as your Netflix binge-watching sessions together. Congratulations on choosing a partner for endless movie nights!

Here’s to a lifetime of making each other laugh, love, and happiness. Congrats!

Marriage is like a horror movie – you scream, you laugh, and occasionally, you wonder why you signed up for this in the first place. Enjoy the thrilling ride!

We’re so excited to welcome you into our family! Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness together.

Wishing you a marriage filled with love, laughter, and the occasional strategically timed eye roll. May your wedded bliss be endless!

Congratulations on your marriage! We’re so happy to have you as a new member of our family.

Marriage is a workshop where husband and wife work together, and the results are often unexpected. May your DIY project be a masterpiece!

Two become One: one bed, one remote, one bathroom! Congratulations on your union as life partners!

So glad to have you as part of our family! Here’s to many happy years ahead.

I’ll tell you the secret of a happy marriage. It remains… a secret to all! Wishing you all the best for the times ahead!

You’ve finally found someone who understands your weird jokes. Hold onto them forever!

So excited for you two! Wishing you all the happiness your hearts can hold.

Congrats on tying the knot! Let the good times roll!

Thanks for the free booze. Best wishes for a long, happy marriage!

Never laugh at her choices. You are her biggest one, dude! Congrats on this amazing journey you’re about to witness!

I would like to send you my best wishes on your lifelong contract. Congratulations!

You two are a match made in heaven! Wishing you endless happiness together.

There is nothing worse than a friend getting married. Now, my parents have one more reason to coax me into getting married. Congratulations.

Our family has gained a wonderful new member. We couldn’t be happier for you both!

Marriage is like a walk in the park. A park filled with quicksand. Good luck navigating the pitfalls, and may your love rise above all sticky situations!

To my wonderful friend, may your marriage be filled with love, joy, and success. Congratulations on your wedding!

To my amazing friend, may your marriage be as strong, loving, and beautiful as our friendship. Congratulations on your wedding!

Marriage is like a roller coaster: it has its ups and downs, but it’s one heck of a ride. Buckle up and enjoy the journey!

Marriage is sharing life’s moments – the good, the bad, and the downright awkward. May your journey be filled with more good than awkward!

Now that you’re married remember, a successful marriage is all about falling in love with the same person over and over again, especially when they leave their socks lying around. Good luck!

Here’s to a lifetime of love and happiness, with a side of laughter and a pinch of craziness. Congratulations!

So happy for you, my dear friend. May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and joy.

Marriage: where two become one and then spend the rest of their lives trying to decide what to have for dinner. Congrats!

I hope you get so many wedding gifts that you don’t realize none are from me.

Congratulations, my friend! Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness with your soulmate.

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what’s more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?

May your love be as unending as the list of chores that magically appears when your spouse is watching TV. Happy homemaking!

To my amazing friend, congratulations on your wedding! May your marriage be filled with love, laughter, and wonderful memories.

So happy to celebrate your big day with you! Congrats and best wishes!

Getting married is like going to drama school. May there be more comedy than melodrama.

They say marriage is a union of two forgivers. Get ready to become a forgiveness expert!

Stay in love, stay married, stay hopeful, most of all, stay together – divorce is too expensive

Marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. Brace yourself for some dinosaur-sized fun and a few unexpected roars!

Our family is growing, and we couldn’t be happier! Best wishes on your wedding day.

Congrats on your wedding! Just remember, the secret to a happy marriage is… well, if I knew, I’d be married by now. Good luck figuring it out!

Being married is like any other job; it helps if you like your boss!

So happy for you two! Here’s to a lifetime of love and laughter.

Happily ever after starts today! Remember, a happy marriage is all about compromise, so get ready to share the remote control.

And now you two have officially become one: one bed, one remote, one bathroom! Congratulations on your union as life partners!

I’ll tell you the secret of a happy marriage if you let me open your wedding gift with you; until then, congratulations!

Congrats on officially getting a lifetime subscription to ‘Guess What’s on my mind.’ Brace yourself for a lot of guessing games!

Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness together. I’m so grateful to have you as a friend and to celebrate your special day with you!

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The Mafia wants either your money or your life… Wives want both!

As you begin this new chapter in your life, know that we are always here for you. Congratulations on your wedding.

Sending you all the love and best wishes on your new journey together.

They say marriage is a game-changer. Well, get ready for a life filled with new levels, bonus rounds, and occasional respawn moments. Happy gaming!

They say the key to a happy marriage is a sense of humor. So, here’s to countless laughter-filled moments and surviving each other’s terrible jokes!

Congratulations on signing your life away!

Congratulations on convincing yourself to settle down. May the crazy days start!

May your love continue to grow as you become a cherished member of our family. Congratulations!

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. You guys must be truly insane or MADLY in love.

Like a well-constructed house, this marriage is built to last. Think of jewelry on birthdays as your insurance.

Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness. May your marriage be filled with beautiful moments and endless laughter.

May the love you share today grow stronger as you grow old together. Congratulations on your wedding!

In the circus of life, you may have lived like a lion so far. But your wife, the new Circus Master, will tame you into a domesticated cat in no time. Good luck with your tightrope act.

I am happy that you are married now. Congratulations on being expensively stupid.

Wishing you a lifetime of love, joy, and laughter. May your union be filled with happiness and everlasting companionship.

Congrats on your wedding! May your love be modern enough to survive the times but old-fashioned enough to last forever.

In life, we should always keep our eyes wide open. However, after marriage, it’s better to close them!

You guys are the cutest couple! Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness.

Welcome to the family! We’re so happy to share this special day with you both.

We’re so grateful to have you as a new addition to our family. Congratulations and best wishes!

May you live each day like your last and live each night like your first.

Congratulations on your nuptials. May you cherish the memories you create today and grow together in love and understanding.

Here’s to a beautiful new chapter as you join our family. Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness.

Your wedding cake may be sweet, but the real treat is finding someone willing to share it with you for a lifetime. Enjoy the sweetness together!

May your love story be filled with countless moments of joy and happiness. Warmest wishes on your special day.

Congratulations, my friend! I couldn’t be happier for you as you start this new chapter with your soulmate.

Some future advice for the groom: the most effective way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget it… once!

Wishing you a marriage that’s as strong as your Wi-Fi signal – no dropouts, only full bars of love and connection!

In the words of Mindy Kaling: I don’t want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting or the work it takes to plan a date night. I want to hear that you guys watch every episode of The Bachelorette together in secret shame or that one got the other hooked on Breaking Bad, and if either watches it without the other, they’re dead meat. I want to see you guys high–five each other like teammates on a recreational softball team you both do for fun.

 I’d say you rushed it, but he is a gem, so I’ll make my peace with your wedding and get dressed, too. Congrats bub!

Marriage is like a deck of cards – it starts with a diamond and ends with a club. But hey, at least you’ll always have an ace up your sleeve!

What do late-night parties, outings with friends, and lazy weekends have in common? They all disappear after you get married. So cheers to this new chapter!

The day he got your Elephant-Ant joke, I knew this was real! Congratulations on finding a man as weird as you.

As you enter this lifelong contract, remember that it’s not just a piece of paper; it’s a fancy receipt for your ‘forever purchase.’ Enjoy the warranty!

Thank you so much for giving us a day to chill. Today is a wonderful day to be married! Congrats.

Yay! You’re married! Wishing you all the best in your life together.

Congratulations on finally getting hitched! Here’s to love, laughter, and a happily ever after.

Marriage is like a roller coaster – exhilarating, occasionally terrifying, and best enjoyed with someone by your side. Buckle up for the ride!

As you start this new chapterwe wish you all the love and happiness in the world. Congratulations on your wedding day!

Congrats on your first adopted baby – Your husband!

We’re so grateful to be part of your special day. Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness.

May your journey as husband and wife be filled with love, laughter, and countless blessings. Congratulations!

Cheers to the man who’s voluntarily signing up for someone else to control the TV remote. May your favorite shows forever be on!

Congratulations. May your love story be as beautiful and inspiring as you are.

Congrats, you lovebirds! Can’t wait to see what the future holds for you both.

Getting married is like reading Shakespeare – you get comedy, romance, and a whole lot of history and tragedy. Cheers to Shakespeare and you!

Congratulations on finding a forever fun topic of discussion for our con call now. I love you.

Congratulations on your wedding, my friend! May your love story be as beautiful and inspiring as your friendship.

Wishing you a lifetime of love, happiness, and adventure together. I’m so glad to call you my friend.

Our hearts are full of love for you. Wishing you a happy and fulfilling married life.

Congratulations on finding someone to share your bed, your laughter, and your most questionable life choices. Here’s to navigating the craziness together!

Today, I have realized that life is not fair for single people like me. Until now, I had to buy you a gift only once a year on your birthday. Now I have two birthdays plus a wedding anniversary to buy gifts for. You guys are getting expensive – but so worth it! Congratulations.

May the bond you share today grow stronger with each passing day. Congratulations on your marriage.

Congratulations on embarking on life’s journey called marriage.. which is either a two-way street between compromise and sacrifice or a one-way street to divorce.

You two are proof that love is not only blind but also has a great sense of humor. Congratulations on your marriage!

You are in for a big surprise because you have failed to decode the biggest mystery-when two become one, halved is the fun.

Marriage is like a game of Monopoly. Sometimes, you pass ‘Go’ and collect $200, and other times you land on Boardwalk and pay a hefty price. Roll the dice wisely!

Marriage advice: Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge. Just kidding! Wishing you a lifetime of peaceful nights and joyous days.

The only upside to your wedding is that now you have someone else who you can irritate when you are bored. Congratulations to both of us!

Today, you’re not just getting a wife; you’re getting a co-author for your life story. May your story be filled with plot twists and hilarious chapters!

Wishing you both a beautiful journey ahead as you build your new life together. Congratulations on your wedding day!

Wishing you a marriage as strong as your Wi-Fi signal and as reliable as your pizza delivery. May your love be delivered hot and fresh every day!

You two are perfect together! Congrats on your wedding day!

You will have moments when you really love your husband, and then there will be the rest of the time.

They say marriage is a great institution, and much like many types of institutions, you need to be crazy to get into it.

Now that you’re married remember: A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. Prepare for daily doses of love!

Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together – problems that never existed before you married. But since you’ve picked your problems, let’s celebrate. Cheers!

Congratulations, our sweet son. May your love story be as beautiful and inspiring as you are.

Getting married is like being in drama school. You get to practice everything from comedy to melodrama to tragedy. Congratulations on your journey to the theater!

As you begin this new chapter in your life, know that we are always here for you. Congratulations on your wedding.

Cheers to the person who’ll now be witness to your morning hair and midnight snack cravings. May your fridge always be stocked, and your love withstand late-night snack thefts!

Wishing you both a lifetime of happiness, love, and joy. Congratulations on your union.

Congratulations on your wedding! Remember, marriage is all about finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Enjoy the journey of constant teasing!

We couldn’t be more excited to have you join our family. Wishing you both a lifetime of love and happiness.

What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.

Your laughter will be dead, and your rejoicing will be nullified. There’s going to be just one voice at home now, and that is your wife’s. Happy married life!

Welcome to our family! We’re thrilled to be part of your special day and wish you all the love and happiness in the world.

From being the master of your own destiny to sharing a bathroom schedule – welcome to the epic adventure called marriage. May your love story have a happy ending with clean socks!

Why marry when jumping in front of a train is easier and faster?! Just kidding! Hope your wedding finds you smiling!

Now that you’re married, you’ll discover the true meaning of husband material – someone who irons out life’s wrinkles with love. Best wishes on becoming the ultimate fabric softener!

So that is it for our list of Wedding Wishes and Messages. We hope you found the perfect one!

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Funny Wedding Captions, Wedding Guest Captions, Wedding Cake Captions and Short Couple Quotes.