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100 Funny Wedding Captions for all those Amusing Moments

A wedding day is a very special time for everyone. But it doesn’t have to be taken too seriously. So when you have the perfect picture and you want to put an amusing spin on it check out our list of funny wedding captions for Instagram. We have also included the best funny wedding quotes for Instagram for when someone else has said it best first.

Best Funny Wedding Captions

  • Although we know you only came for the cake, thanks for staying for the vows.
  • Congrats on being stuck with me forever!
  • Free beer (and a wedding).
  • It’s time to conquer the world!
  • Marriage is quite a perilous lifelong expedition. Wish both us good luck!
  • Once-in-a-lifetime event? No, let’s get married every year!
  • Not only did we tie the knot, we also tied our hearts and souls.
  • Pack your bags; we’re getting married!
  • Unbelievable! To think that you’re mine now and I‘m truly yours.
  • Honestly, I have forgotten what life was like without you.
  • Next to you is my favorite place.
  • Booze, food, and bad dance moves.
  • Doubling the pleasure with mutual participation.
  • I just showed up for the cake.
Cake with funny wedding captions
  • I love you, and I like you.
  • Meet your new king and queen!
  • Serving good looks from every angle.
  • Lucky to have found one another in this vast world.
  • On to the next page of our love story.
  • Taking on the world together.
  • Welcome to our fairy tale!
  • Love at first sight was just a legend to me…until I saw you.
  • Sticking with you till the very end.
  • It just got real.
  • Officially “Mr.” and “Mrs.”
  • Your best and your worst—I love both!
  • Don’t marry someone you can live with. Marry someone you can’t live without.
  • Sometimes, dreams do come true.
  • We decided on forever.
  • When “yes” means “forever.”
  • Catastrophically in love with each other.
  • All I wish for is may my arms find you every time I wake up.
  • We fell in love, and now we’re flying.
  • Cheers to love and laughter!
Flowers with funny wedding guest captions
  • And we lived happily ever after.
  • Beside me is my best friend, and behind us is our family.
  • Happy to be alive and together!
  • Marriage? Yeah, it has a nice ring to it.
  • This is where our forever starts.
  • Our favorite love story? Ours!
  • Dream wedding come true.
  • Not your ordinary love.
  • Wherever, whenever, this is our dream.
  • No longer two but one.
  • True love is the greatest adventure.
  • We said, “Yaaaas!”
Groom with wedding captions funny
  • Forever exists, and we’ll prove just that!
  • Just married. Surprise!
  • We are going to be weird old people.
  • And so, the adventure begins!
  • A sweet ending to a new beginning.
  • Dreams do come true. I found you.
  • Have you heard the news? We’re married!
  • Now, this is an event that doesn’t happen every day!
  • This just might be our most romantic escapade yet.
  • Basically, the royal wedding.
  • Crazy how we just woke up and decided to get married!
  • Goodbye wedding planning, hello married life!
  • Life version 2.0 begins now!
  • Not the royal wedding you expected, huh?
  • Now we can hang out forever!
  • Together is the best place to be.
  • Confetti here, champagne there, love everywhere.
  • Emotional wedding. Cake in tiers. Geddit?
  • I’m sorry for the things I said when I was making the guest list.
  • Life ain’t perfect, but this wedding is!
  • Okay, enough with the ceremonies, and let the cake be served!
  • Thanks for not saying no.
Cake with funny wedding Instagram captions
  • Love truly, drink deeply, and dance badly.
  • Made possible by two people who fell hopelessly in love.
  • One day down, forever to go.
  • We are taking our state of friendship to the highest level.
  • About damn time!
  • No maps needed here. We just know that we’re on the right course.
  • So, what should we name our kids?
  • Let’s celebrate!
  • Seriously awesome couple.
  • Yup, this love is a forever kind of thing.
  • Not only did we catch each other’s eye, we also caught each other’s heart.
  • Where the aisle ends, forever begins.
  • All the love songs seem to be about the two of us now, huh?
  • You be my glass of wine; I’ll be your shot of whiskey.
Couple with funny wedding captions
  • Turns out I kind of like having you around.
  • Wedding of the century, I guess.
  • Do you know what’s going to be more awesome than our wedding? Our marriage!
  • Forever is really long time, but if it’s with you, then I’m sure I’ll have a blast!
  • And thus begins our greatest adventure yet.
  • Grow old with me, and let’s be merry forever!
  • Not to brag, but I think we, indeed, are the perfect match!
  • To the countless crazy adventures that await the both of us!
  • How about food, drinks, and endless entertainment…for the rest of our lives?
  • Now we can hang out forever!
  • Happily ever after begins here.
Decorations with funny wedding captions for Instagram funny
  • Thank you for showing up in my life.
  • Made for each other.
  • To infinity and beyond.
  • An hour of wedding, a lifetime together.
  • So, who got the better deal? We both did!
  • You and me, forever, every day.
  • You’re my person.
  • To a lifetime of happy anniversaries.
  • Thus begins the endless sleepover with my favorite weirdo.
  • Watch us build an empire together.
  • You said, “I do,” so “I did,” too!
  • Good luck to the both of us.
  • Cheers to the world’s cutest married couple!
  • Husband and wife; best friends for life.
  • Ready to start the grand escapade called “marriage.”

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Wedding Captions, Bachelorette Party Captions, Bachelor Party Captions, Wedding Captions for Friends and Wedding Guest Captions.

Short Funny Captions About Weddings

  • Bridezilla? Who, me?
  • Eat, drink, and be married.
  • Holy sh*t, we got married!
  • I do, I do, I do!
  • Love is in the air!
  • No ugly crying today, please.
  • Sh*t just got real!
  • Soulmates for life!
  • It was love at first swipe.
  • Just eloped; no big deal.
  • Quarantine partners for life.
  • The hunt is over!
Cake topper with short funny captions about weddings
  • This relationship has set sail!
  • Wedding bells, here we go!
  • Best. Day. Ever.
  • Fueled by love.
  • Just married.
  • Locked in for life!
  • Mutual weirdness forever.
  • Rooted in love.
  • Sip, sip, hooray!
  • Today’s the big day!
  • We did.
  • We’ve got this!
  • Yes, we do.
  • All of my smiles start with you.
  • Last chance to run away.
  • Current Mood: Married!
  • Just say you won’t let go.
  • Two hearts beating as one.
Champagne with wedding guest Instagram captions
  • A picture-perfect day.
  • My melting point is your smile.
  • Better together.
  • Fun times ahead.
  • Let the good times roll!
  • My other half.
  • Please, pray for us.
  • Stuck like glue.
  • Together forever.
  • We’ve decided on forever.
  • You had me at hello.
Hearts with wedding captions for Instagram
  • Forever has a nice ring to it.
  • Till death do us part-y.
  • You still like me, right?
  • I do, we did.
  • It’s about time.
  • No longer two, but one.
  • We are in love. Ain’t it obvious?

Funny Wedding Quotes for Instagram

“Remember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning.” —H. Jackson Brown, Jr

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” —Rita Rudner

“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.” —Benjamin Franklin

“Who won in life? Me. Because I got to marry you.” —Chip Gaines

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” —Prince Philip

“Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” —Will Ferrell

“Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you.” —Megan Mullally

Couple with funny wedding quotes for Instagram for her by Young

“I married for love, but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored.” —Cameron Esposito

“You go, ‘You make me laugh, you make me smile, you make me feel loved, you make me food.'” —Nikki Glaser recalling Amy Schumer’s wedding vows

“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you will be happy. If you get a bad one, you will be a philosopher.” —Socrates

“Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.” —George Bernard Shaw

“Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.” —Mickey Rooney

“My wife didn’t take my name, which isn’t weird, but what’s weird is when people think it’s weird, like we’re on a first-name basis anyway.” —Mark Agee

“Love, gratitude, compassion, because sometimes every man or every woman will drive their partner crazy.” —Goldie Hawn

Couple on beach with funny wedding Instagram quotes for him by Garner

“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to persuade my wife to marry me.” —Winston Churchill

“Michelle’s like Beyoncé in that song, ‘Let me upgrade ya!’ She upgraded me.” —Barack Obama

“Husbands are like wine, they take a long time to mature.” —Donatella in Letters to Juliet

“Marriage is like a tense, unfunny, version of ‘Everybody Loves Raymond.’ Only it doesn’t last 22. It lasts forever.” —Pete in Knocked Up

“Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass.” —Mac MacGuff in Juno

“Look, you want to know what marriage is really like? Fine. You wake up, she’s there. You come back from work, she’s there. You fall asleep, she’s there. You eat dinner, she’s there. You know? I mean, I know that sounds like a bad thing, but it’s not.” —Ray on Everybody Loves Raymond

Sunset over ocean with inspiring funny quotes about live by Charles Schulz

“The first draft of my vows, which I wrote the day after we got engaged, clocked in at around 70 pages.” – Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation

“She’s your lobster. Come on, you guys. It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws.” —Phoebe Buffay in Friends

So that is our list! The best Funny Instagram Quotes for Wedding and Funny Captions for Wedding. Hopefully you found the perfect one for you.

Now go post that picture!

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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