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Lighten Things Up With the 140 Best Blonde Captions for Instagram

When your great hair day needs sharing, we have put together a list of all the best blonde captions for your next post. So if you’re looking for blonde captions for Instagram, we have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Best Blonde Captions for Instagram

  • Get yourself some hair with flair.
  • When you’re not blond and thin, you come up with a personality real quick.
  • Blondes have more fun… but you already knew that.
  • The best part of being blonde is forgivable momentary lapses of common sense.
  • Crying is for ordinary women. Pretty women go to the hairdresser.
  • From blonde to blonder: my journey to the light side.
  • Hair is a beautiful form of self-expression.
  • Life’s a bleach and then you dye.
  • Shine bright like my blonde hair.
  • Life is too short to have boring hair.
  • Therapy is expensive. Get a hair cut instead.
  • I’ve had long hair, I’ve had short hair, and I’ve had in-between hair… and it’s all good.
  • Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your golden hair. Oh wait, that’s me!
  • Hair doesn’t make the woman, but good hair definitely helps.
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  • My mood depends on how good my hair looks.
  • Assume nothing. Inside every dumb blond, there may be a very smart brunette.
  • I have got the perfect hair with a golden touch.
  • My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood hair.
  • Rapunzel got nothing on me.
  • If you don’t look good, we don’t look good.
  • Holding my hair with one bobby pin.
  • Hair so blonde, it puts Goldilocks to shame.
  • I personally prefer being a blonde, but whatever it takes for the character.
  • Life’s too short to have boring hair.
  • They say brunettes are smart. But blondes? We’re brilliant.
  • It’s okay to be a little obsessed with your hair.
  • Gentleman, Classic, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
  • Invest in your hair. It is the crown you never take off.
  • I have expensive habits and being blonde is one of them.
  • Picasso had his pink period and his blue period. I am in my blonde period right now.
  • Aspiring to be a mix of Marilyn Monroe and Elle Woods.
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  • Life is better in shades of blonde.
  • Wishing you a good hair day.
  • What doesn’t kill you only makes you blonder.
  • It’s hairy possible that I changed my ‘do.
  • Blondes: Lighting up the room since… forever!
  • Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb!
  • Not a dumb blonde, just really good at playing one.
  • A blonde with a brain? That’s a lethal combo.
  • Improve your selfies, see your stylist!
  • I don’t need a relaxer. My hair ain’t stressed out.
  • Tangled up in this blonde magic.
  • Blonde and brainy, just like Elle.
  • Beauty comes from the inside. And by the inside, I mean inside the hair salon.
  • Say it out loud, I am blonde and I am proud.
  • Blondes aren’t just pretty. We’re golden!
  • I am a queen crowned in my blonde curls.
  • Life is short. Make each hair flip fabulous.
  • What happens at the hair salon stays at the hair salon.
  • Highlight of my day? My blonde hair, of course.
  • Shine so bright they need shades.
  • Breaking news: Blonde steals the show again.
  • Sure my life isn’t perfect, but my hair is.
  • Inner beauty is fantastic. But a little balayage doesn’t hurt.
  • Curls + Blonde = Double Trouble.
  • This hair was made for flipping.
  • Blondes: Just like brunettes, but better.
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  • My goals include making my own money and perfecting my hair flip.
  • Just a brunette and a blonde with an unbreakable bond.
  • Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.
  • Hairdressing is not a job, it’s a craft.
  • Making the world brighter, one strand at a time.
  • Dry shampoo is just like coffee for your hair.
  • Hair is jewelry. It’s an accessory.
  • Proud supporter of messy hair.
  • Great hair. Because you only get one first impression.
  • You say blonde like it’s a bad thing.
  • It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde.
  • Life’s not perfect, but my blonde sure is.
  • You can’t control everything. Your hair was put on your head to remind you of that.
  • Blondes and sunshine, the perfect duo.
  • Hair style is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself.
  • People will stare. Make it worth their while.
  • You can’t buy happiness but you can go to the hair salon and that’s basically the same thing.
  • Elegance is the only beauty that never fades, just like my blonde.
  • Back to my roots. And by roots, I mean blonde.
  • It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations, it’s very easy to surprise people.
  • Highlighting all my best features.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of New Hair Captions, Long Hair Captions, Beach Hair Captions, Glam Captions, Main Character Captions, Captions for Girls and Sun Kissed Captions.

Short Blonde Captions

  • The blonder, the better.
  • Shining from the top down.
  • I whip my hair back and forth.
  • Gentlemen prefer blondes.
  • Blonde is beautiful.
  • On the bright side of life.
  • Alexa, turn the blow dryer on.
  • Barbie, who?
  • Blonde and perfect.
  • Let your hair do the talking.
  • A breath of fresh hair.
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  • Keep calm and go blonder.
  • New blonde, who this?
  • I like to feel blonde all over.
  • If blondes could kill…
  • Blonde and boujee.
  • Blonde bombshell.
  • I care for my hair.
  • Living my best blonde life.
  • Golden locks, golden hour.
  • Blonde hair, don’t care.
  • I’m as free as my hair.
  • Blonde, bold, and beautiful.
  • Sun-kissed hair, don’t care.
  • Well, well. Hair we are.
  • Born to be blonde.
  • Blushing and blonde.
  • In my blonde era.
  • Leaving the dark side.
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  • Lettin’ my hair do the talking.
  • Legally blonde.
  • Blondes do it better.
  • New hair, new me.
  • About time I lighten up.
  • New hair, who dis?
  • Keep calm and go blonde.
  • Dare to dye it blonde.
  • Elle Woods would be proud.
  • My life is a blonde moment.
  • You can’t win at being blonde.
  • Blondes do it better.
  • Love is in the hair.
  • Trying to perfect my hair flip.
  • 50 shades of blonde.
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  • Love at first highlight.
  • Happy hair, happy life.
  • *Flips hair.*
  • Not your basic blonde.
  • Please clap for my blonde hair.
  • When in doubt, go blonde.
  • Too blonde to handle.
  • Happy hair, happy life.
  • Lighten up, it’s just hair!
  • Highlighting my best feature.
  • Too glam to give a damn.
  • Red, white, and blonde.
  • Be bold, be blonde.
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  • Bad hair day? I don’t know her.
  • Long hair, don’t care.
  • Busy being blonde.
  • Happy hair, happy life.
  • I am a dirty blonde.
  • Love is in the hair.
  • Going, going, going blonde.
  • Blonde affair.

Blonde Quotes for Instagram

“You know, just because you’re a blonde type doesn’t mean you can’t suddenly do serious parts.” ― Cleo Moore

“You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you’ll never get any sleep with a redhead!” ― Jamie Luner

“Hair, not just blonde, but radiating gold like a candle flame behind a window in winter.” — Stuart Dybek

“It’s great to be a blonde. With low expectations it’s very easy to surprise people.” ― Pamela Anderson

“I enjoy flitting around between hair colors. I find it fascinating when people think I’m naturally blonde, as I’ve only been blonde for about two seconds.” ― Holliday Grainger

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“I like to feel blonde all over.” ― Marilyn Monroe

“Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb!” ― Heidi Klum

“It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde.” ― Marilyn Monroe

“I may be a dumb blonde, but I’m not that blonde.” ― Patricia Neal

“When I’m a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they’ll believe me because they weren’t listening to me.” ― Kylie Bax

“She was what we used to call a suicide blonde– dyed by her own hand.” ― Saul Bellow

“The best part of being blonde is forgivable momentary lapses of common sense.” ― Caity Lotz

“When I was blonde I was perceived as an innocent and sweet young girl.” ― Samantha Mathis

“I don’t think it’s true that blondes have more fun… Trust me, it is not true!” ― Mila Kunis

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“When you’re not blonde and thin, you come up with a personality real quick.” ― Kathy Najimy

“I’m living proof blondes are not stupid.” ― Paris Hilton

“If I have only one life . . . let me live it as a blonde.” ― Shirley Polykoff

“I’m a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette.” ― Olivia Wilde

“It is possible that blondes also prefer gentleman.” ― Mamie Van Doren

“I love blonde hair but it really does something different to you. I feel more grounded when I have dark hair, and I feel more ethereal when I have light hair. It’s unexplainable. I also feel more Italian when my hair is dark.” ― Madonna Ciccone

“I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde.” ― Dolly Parton

“I didn’t want to kill girls… even vampire girls. Though I might make an exception for that blonde.” ― Stephenie Meyer

“Leo thought of blondes as much too smart and much too dangerous.” ― Rick Riordan

“Being blonde is definitely a different state of mind. I can’t really put my finger on it, but the artifice of being blonde has some incredible sort of sexual connotation. Men really respond to it.” ― Madonna Ciccone

“I am not a redhead, I’m a blonde.” ― Cynthia Nixon

“I’m such a blonde. It just doesn’t make sense for me to have dark hair.” ― Jessica Simpson

“These blondes, sir, they’re responsible for a lot of trouble.” ― Agatha Christie

“Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy.” ― Lisa Kudrow

So that is it for our list of Blonde Captions for Instagram. We hope you found the perfect one!

Now go share your photo!

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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