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100 Ken and Barbie Captions that are Kenough

Like two peas in a pod, Barbie and Ken are the pop culture couple of the moment. If you’ve got a great Barbie and Ken photo, we have gathered all the best Ken and Barbie captions for Instagram for your next post. We have also included the best short Ken and Barbie quotes for Instagram for when someone else has said it best first.

Our Favorite Ken and Barbie Captions for Instagram

Living our happily ever after as Barbie and her Ken

Barbie and Ken: a love story for the ages.

Living our happily ever after as Barbie and her Ken

Making memories together, just like Barbie and Ken always do.

Living life to the fullest, just like Barbie

The original power couple: Barbie + Ken

Together we create our dream house of love.

Dolls with Barbie and Ken captions

He’s the Ken to my Barbie.

The real magic happens when Ken meets Barbie

Blonde, beautiful, and always on the go.

Dream it, believe it, live it with Barbie and Ken

Playing house, but in real life.

A little bit of Ken and Barbie can go a long way

When you’re the perfect plastic duo built to last through

Being fabulous, just like Ken and Barbie

Living in a dream world, just like Ken and Barbie

Living life in color, just like Ken and Barbie

Finally found my forever doll partner in crime!

Life is more fun when you live it like Barbie and Ken.

You’ve got me wrapped up n pinkest of sweet embraces

Dolls with Ken and Barbie captions

Dreaming big and living life like Ken and Barbie.

Make every day a Ken and Barbie kind of day

Being Ken and Barbie is our superpower.

Ken and Barbie, the ultimate fashion icons

Let’s be real, who wouldn’t want to be Ken and Barbie?

Making every day an Instagram-worthy moment

Together forever, never apart – maybe in distance but never in heart

Playing house, but in real life.

Picture-perfect couple, just like Barbie & Ken.

Doll with Barbie doll captions

Dream with Barbie and Ken

Dream date with my Ken every day.

Barbie and Ken: The ultimate fashion icons.

Blonde hair, blue eyes, and endless possibilities.

We fit together like two pieces of a puzzle – that’s us!

Life is short, live it like Ken and Barbie.

When in doubt, wear pink and sparkles.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Barbie Captions, Blonde Captions, Vintage Captions, Confident Captions and Inner Child Captions.

Funny Ken Captions for Instagram

I am Kenough.

My job … is just beach!

Anywhere else I’d be a 10.

Can you feel my Ken-ergy?

Feeling Kenough.

Person with funny Ken captions for Instagram

Welcome to my Mojo Dojo Casa House.

There are no multiples of Allan. He’s just Allan.

Ken only has a good day when Barbie looks at him.

To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn’t about horses I lost interest.

I’m just looking for a long-term, long-distance, low-commitment casual girlfriend.

I’m trained to stand confidently here.

I’m a liberated man, I know crying’s not weak.

Barbie Costume Instagram Captions

Babes who party – Barbie style.

Living my best life, one outfit at a time.

Too glam to give a single damn.

DollGoals: Me today, you tomorrow?

Barbie Goals achieved!

Feeling extra glam, like a real-life Barbie doll.

It is the best day ever! So was yesterday, and so is tomorrow, and every day from now until forever.

Pretty in pink and sweet like candy floss!

Barbie vibes on point.

Doll with funny Barbie captions

Because Barbie can be anything, women can be anything!

Barbie dreamland is my happy place.

Barbie has a great day every day.

Life in plastic, it’s fantastic!

Out of the box, but still sparkling.

Adding a pop of pink to every day.

Dreaming big, just like Barbie

Beauty, brains, and a whole lot of Barbie

I’m a doll, but I still want to party.

I can already feel my heels lifting.

Life in plastic, it’s fantastic.

Doll with Barbie Instagram captions

Here’s to being a boss Barbie

Living life in Barbie mode: classy, sassy, and a little bad-assy!

Pink dreams and high heels.

Making all your Barbie dreams come true

Just call me your real-life Barbie!

Keep calm and let’s go, Barbie!

Living life in style, just like Barbie

Hi, Barbie!

Think of me as the Barbie you’ll never get to play with.

Wearing my crown and owning the throne.

P, pretty I, intelligent N, never sad K, cool!

Life in plastic — it’s fantastic!

No one puts these Barbie and Ken back in their boxes.

Doll with Barbie captions

Think of me as the Barbie you’ll never get to play with.

I’m here for little girls and their dreams in the least creepy way possible.

Pink just looks so good on us.

In a world filled with Stereotypical Barbies, be Weird Barbie.

Life in plastic, it’s fantastic

Chillin’ in my dream house, feelin’ fabulous.

I don’t have anything big planned. Just a giant blowout party with all the Barbies, and planned choreography, and a bespoke song. You should stop by.

Dream dollhouse vibes only.

Life’s a runway, so I’m always runway-ready like Barbie.

If Barbie were real, she’d totally want my wardrobe!

Barbie by day, boss by night.

Barbie’s got a brand new attitude, and it’s all about the sassy.

Barbie vibes with a boss babe twist.

Barbie is all these women — and all these women are Barbie.

Living that dreamhouse lifestyle.

My Barbie dream

Come on Barbie lets go party.

To live in Barbie Land is to be a perfect being in a perfect place. (Unless you have a full-on existential crisis — or you’re a Ken.)

It ain’t easy being pretty in pink.

Every night is girls night.

Short Captions About Ken and Barbie (and Allen)

Forever a Barbie girl

Barbie, the original influencer

Living in a Barbie world.

Feeling Kenough

Unleashing my inner Barbie.

Allens matter, too.

Feeling like a Barbie dream.

Forever a Barbie girl.

Barbie doll short captions about Barbie

Always thought I was an Allen

Blonde ambition

Barbie knows how to work it.

Pink is my signature color.

There’s no such thing as “just Allen”.

So I guess I’m Ken?

Forever a Barbie girl

Barbie, the ultimate fashionista

Barbie, the ultimate style icon

Barbie: The ultimate dreamer.

Keep calm and look like Barbie.

Dream big, shine bright

Person with short captions for pink outfits

Barbie by day, boss by night

Keep calm and be Ken

Keep calm and keep an eye on Allen

A Barbie girl in a Barbie world.

Maybe you’re an Allen kind of girl

Barbie never goes out of style.

Feeling like a real-life Barbie

Too glam to give a damn

All about that Barbie life

Short Ken Quotes for Instagram

“Buckle up, Babe. Barbieland is now Kenland.” -Ken

“Men rule the world!” -Ken

“I will beach you both off.” — Ken

“Shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize.” — Ken

“I’m trained to stand confidently here.” -Ken

“What if there’s beach? You’ll need someone professional in that.” — Ken

Beach with short Ken quotes for Instagram from Barbie movie

“Ken is me.” -Ken

“Horses are just extensions of men.” -Ken

“Horses are just men extenders.” — Ken

“I’m a liberated man. I know crying’s not weak.” — Ken

“I have all the genitals.” — Ken

“Sublime!” — Ken

“Why didn’t Barbie tell me about patriarchy?” — Ken

“I am Kenough.” — Ken

“Here I’m just a dude and you know what? That’s enough.” -Ken

“I’m trained to stand confidently here.” — Ken

“We just took patriarchy and turned it patriarchy.” -Ken

“You guys are not doing patriarchy very well.” -Ken

“To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn’t about horses, I lost interest anyways.” — Ken

Ken and Barbie Instagram Quotes

“Basically, everything that men do in your world, women do in ours.” – Barbie

“Barbie is a doctor, and a lawyer, and so much more than that.” – Barbie

“Barbie always represented the fact that a woman has choices.” Ruth Handler

“I’m a man with no power, does that make me a woman?” — Aaron Dinkins

“But it’s Barbie and Ken. There is no just Ken.” -Ken

Pink car with Ken and Barbie costume Instagram quotes from Barbie movie

“Listen to the beat of your heart and keep on dancing.” – Barbie In The Pink Shoes, 2013.

“I can do the splits. I have a funky haircut and I smell like basement.” — Weird Barbie

“Trust your true self.” ‘Barbie Fairytopia: Mermaidia.

“Get your sparkle on. Show this world where you belong.” Barbie

“Life in plastic is fantastic.” Aqua.

“Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo.” Zoe Saldana

“I’m not Barbie, and I’m alright with that.” Pink

“We Barbie dolls are not supposed to behave the way I do.” Sharon Stone.

“Anything is possible.” Barbie In The Nutcracker, 2001.

Person with funny Barbie Instagram quotes by Chyna

“Barbie is my role model. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.” Paris Hilton.

“Come on Barbie lets go party.” Aqua.

“I am the living Barbie Doll, how are you?” Jeffree Star.

“No one can make you feel inferior not without your consent.” Barbie

“Barbie is my fashion icon. People think I’m Paris Barbie – and it’s a compliment.” Paris Hilton.

“Barbies, nails, and fashion – I’ll take everything in baby pink, please.” Jeffree Star.

Barbie in pink with short Barbie quotes for Instagram by Barbie

“My Barbie doll is definitely a reflection of me and my personality.” Ally Brooke.

“If I’m feeling like a Barbie girl, I’m gonna throw that blonde wig on. It’s just the mood.” Blac Chyna

“I’m the Barbie, keep a lotta plastic. Little pink stars, put em on my jacket.” Nicki Minaj.

“Since I was little, I loved Barbie and dreamed about looking like her one day.” Andrea

And there you have it! That is our list of quotes and captions. We hope you found the perfect one for you.

Now go share your Ken and Barbie photo!

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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