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100 Cake Captions for Those Tasty Moments

The perfect way to celebrate anything is with cake. And once you have the perfect cake photos it’s time to find those perfect cake captions. That’s where we come in. We have gathered all the best captions for Instagram so you will know just what to say.

Best Cake Captions for Instagram

  • Think inside the cake box.
  • How do I like my eggs? In a cake, duh.
  • Life’s too short to say no to cake.
Chocolate cake with cake captions
  • Happiness is eating leftover birthday cake.
  • Without icing, it’s just bread. I don’t like bread.
  • Forget the fork and dig right in!
  • There’s nothing better than cake but more cake.
  • Chocolate cake has eggs in it, which is a perfectly good breakfast.
  • Man cannot live on bread alone, so they made cake.
  • Sometimes you just need cake.
  • I’m so happy to have all my friends around, that I’m in tiers.
  • Cut my cake into pieces. This is my last re-torte.
  • Cake is mostly air, right?
  • Just another sweet moment in life.
  • Cake is for life, not just for birthdays!
  • I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.
  • A birthday can never have too much cake.
  • Cake is always a good idea.
Strawberry cake with funny cake captions
  • Put “eat cake” on top of your to-do list today and you’re sure to get at least one task done.
  • Happiness is knowing there is cake in the oven.
  • I am pretty sure chocolate cake tastes as good as skinny feels.
  • I’m not a cake addict! I’m just a little clingy to it.
  • I decorate cakes, what’s your superpower?
  • I like the concept of ‘have your cake and eat it, too.’
  • Forget the calories and just be happy.
  • I have abs-olutely no control when it comes to cake.
  • You’re so sweet.
  • I could give up cake, but I’m not a quitter.
Cake with first birthday puns
  • Count the memories—not the calories.
  • A ready-to-eat slice of heaven.
  • Sugarcoating everything is my specialty.
  • Count the memories—not the calories.
  • Icing for joy when I see cake.
  • Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen.
  • I’m here for the cupcakes.
  • A balanced diet is having a piece of cake in each hand.
  • Cake will always be the answer. The question is irrelevant.
  • If I was turned into cake, I would eat myself before anyone else could.
  • Cake never asks me dumb questions. Cake understands.
  • If eating cake is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.
  • There’s always room for cake.
Layered cake with cake captions for Instagram
  • Tastes as good as it looks.
  • Where there is cake, there’s hope.
  • If there are no cakes in heaven, I’m not going.
  • If eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
  • Happiness is knowing there‘s cake later.
  • Come to the dark side. We have cupcakes.
  • It’s an emotional day. Even the cake is in tiers.
  • Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen.
  • Nothing in this world is better than cake but more cake.
  • I couldn’t find a candle holder, so I bought a cake.
  • I want someone who looks at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
  • I love this cake almost as much as I love you.
  • Love is sharing the last piece of cake.
  • Let us celebrate our love with cake.
  • Live. Love. Cake
  • Love has four letters, and so does cake.
  • Made with love.
  • Love at first bite.
  • Made just for me.
  • Love is the frosting of life.
  • Love is when you have a mouth-watering slice of cake, and it’s the very last piece, but you let your loved ones have it.
  • Romance is the icing in the game of love.
  • Come to the dark side—we have cake.
  • When life hands you lemons, eat cake!
  • We almost didn’t put icing on your cake ’cause you’re so damn sweet already.
  • Let’s celebrate your aging with this cake.
Pink cake with cute cake sayings
  • We decided to skip the candles—they’re a fire hazard.
  • I have a secret to tell you. It’s inside the cake, so start eating!
  • Yeah, abs are great… but have you tried cake?
  • Whisking you a happy birthday.
  • When life goes awry, having a piece of cake is the way to go about it.
  • Where there is cake, there is hope.
  • Without dreams, one would be no greater than a cake with no icing.
  • You will never see an unhappy person holding a cupcake.
  • If we are what we eat, then I’m awfully sweet.
  • If there’s a whisk, there’s a way.
  • I always carry a knife in my purse… in case we’re having cake.
  • It’s a piece of cake.
  • No occasion is ever complete without a cake.
  • Pick up all the broken shards of your life and bake them into a delicious cake.
  • Obsessive doesn’t even begin to describe my love for cake. I’ll even fight little children if I have to.
  • Put “eat cake” on top of your to-do list today and you’re sure to get at least one task done.
  • Remember, you don’t need to justify eating a whole cake to anyone.
  • A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges.
  • Always carry a knife with you. Sometimes, cake appears without any warning.
  • Begin each day like it’s your birthday.
  • Cake is happiness in a tangible and edible form.
Cake with purple icing with funny sayings about cake
  • Cake will always be the answer. The question is irrelevant.
  • Chocolate cake has eggs in it, which is perfectly good for breakfast.
  • Eating cake every day is totally acceptable and justifiable. After all, it’s somebody birthday somewhere in the world.
  • Every unique individual deserves an equally special cake.
  • Never say no to cake.
  • I wish I was full of chocolate cake instead of feelings.
  • Slice, slice, baby.
  • Man cannot live on bread alone, so they made cake.
  • Merriment is cakes, cupcakes, and even more cakes.
  • My stomach has a separate compartment for cake.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Ice Cream Captions, Dessert Captions, Lunch Captions, Dinner Captions, Coffee Captions and Short Birthday Wishes.

Short Captions for Cakes

  • My sweet tooth is tingling.
  • So what if it’s not my birthday?
  • Crazy for cakes!
  • Bring on the cake!
  • Happiness is homemade cake.
  • Love at first bite.
Chocolate cake with short captions about cake
  • I’ll take another slice of that.
  • Whip it. Whip it good.
  • Keep calm and eat cake.
  • Fresh out of the oven.
  • Slice, slice, baby.
  • Babycakes.
  • Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin.
  • Cake is my happy place.
  • You make life so fun-fetti.
  • You want a piece of me?
  • Happiness starts here.
  • Home is where the cake is.
  • All you need is love. And also, cake.
  • All is fair in love and cupcakes.
  • I whale always love cake.
  • Only love could make me share this cake.
  • Love bakes the world go ’round.
  • Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.
  • This cake’s been sprinkled with love.
  • All you need is love. But a cupcake would also be nice.
  • You, me and cake.
Chocolate layer cake with cute cake Instagram caption for couples

Short Cake Quotes for Instagram

“A party without cake is just a meeting.” — Julia Child

“Remember, no matter what life throws at us, we can always bake a cake!” – Sarah Ban Breathnach

“Love love and cherish life. Also, just eat the cake.” – Aaron Paul

“The most dangerous food is wedding cake.” — James Thurber

“We’ll take the cake with the red cherry on top.” – Navjot Singh Sidhu

“If eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.” — Lorelai Gilmore

Cupcakes with cake quotes for Instagram by Gilmore

“Celebration is life’s frosting: isn’t frosting the very best part of the cake?” – Bethenny Frankel

“Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.” – Karl Pilkington

“Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be.” — Lady Gaga

“Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people.” — Audrey Hepburn

“Romance is the icing but love is the cake.” – Julia Child

“Cake, cake, cake, cake.” — Rihanna, “Birthday Cake”

“Success is not like a cake that needs to be divided.” — Maeve Binchy

“Let them eat cake.” — Marie Antoinette

“I want to be the girl with the most cake.” – Courtney Love

“For goodness sake, look at those cakes.” – James Brown

“May I feel like I feel when I’m about to eat cake.” – Greg Walloch

“I don’t want to die tomorrow knowing I could’ve had a piece of cake tonight.” – Gabriel Iglesias

“Irony is a way of having one’s cake while appearing to eat it.” – John Updike

“My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.” – Boris Johnson

“Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.” – Dean Koontz

“For me, almost always, the answer was cake.” – Diana Abu- Jaber

Cake with candles with funny cake Instagram quotes by Jaber

“I’d choose truth over cake but I’d try to find a way to get both to be honest.” – Craig Benzine

“Life is short and unpredictable. Eat the dessert first.” — Helen Keller

“Great! He has indigestion, so let’s torture him with cake.” – Kristin Cashore

“When you look at a cupcake, you’ve got to smile.” – Anne Byrn

“If I was made of cake I’d eat myself before somebody else could.” ― Emma Donoghue

“I’ve always told my children that life is like a layer cake. You get to put one layer on top of the other, and whether you frost it or not is up to you.” – Ann Richards

“What makes life so sweet? Cupcakes to eat and someone to love.” – Marie Williams Johnstone

“Cake is a very beautiful thing.” — Milly Shapiro

“Freedom is not to be bound by my wounds. And to be able to eat cake every day.” — Amanda de Cadenet

So that is our list of Cake Instagram Captions. We hope you found the perfect one.

Now get out there and enjoy that cake!

Woman holding up a clear chunk of ice on the beach

About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.