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145 Delicious Dessert Captions, Quotes and Puns for that Sweet Treat


There is no bad time for dessert. And if you have found the perfect dessert, now you need the perfect dessert captions for Instagram. We have also included the best dessert quotes for Instagram because it is true that sometimes someone else has said it best first.

Or you might enjoy our list of dessert puns and cute dessert sayings that will put a smile on your face.

Best Dessert Captions for Instagram

  • Don’t go breaking promises; break pie crusts instead.
  • If the saying “we are what we eat” is true, then I must be impressively sweet.
  • No need for an occasion to eat cake.
  • Always save room for dessert.
  • Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.
  • Sweet dreams are made of this.
Cupcakes with dessert captions
  • A few more calories won’t hurt.
  • Desserts are the most crucial parts of any meal.
  • Fitness, you say? More like fit this cake in my mouth!
  • You are what you eat, so eat dessert.
  • Come to the dark side. We have dessert.
  • Dessert: “Here today, gone today.”
  • As long as dessert exists in this world, there will always be happiness.
  • Only dessert can give me “that” feeling.
  • Emotionally attached to ice cream
Cone with funny ice cream captions
  • I could give up dessert, but I’m not a quitter.
  • Life is short, eat more dessert.
  • Be a rainbow flavor in a sea of vanilla ice cream.
  • I’ve never met a dessert I didn’t like.
  • Never underestimate the power of dessert.
  • I’d rather have a dessert buddy rather than a workout buddy.
  • Who cares about calories anyway?
  • Yes, dessert Is my middle name.
  • Desserts have my heart.
  • Life’s too short to say no to cake.
Chocolate cake with cake captions
  • If I am not eating dessert, I am thinking about it.
  • Me + dessert = together forever.
  • If I share my dessert with you, you’re special to me.
  • Desserts are always the answer, no matter what the question is.
  • A little too much dessert is just about the right amount.
  • This must be what heaven tastes like.
  • Dessert always sounds like a good idea.
  • Sadness is no dessert in the freezer.
  • My sweet tooth is tingling.
  • Stressed read backward is desserts.
  • I don’t share blame. I don’t share credit. And I don’t share desserts.
  • Dare to be a doughnut in a world of plain bagels.
  • Dough-nut worry, be happy.
  • I don’t attend any event without dessert.
  • My life motto: “Always leave space for dessert!”
  • Sorry, I’m busy eating dessert.
Dessert with dessert captions for Instagram
  • A dessert a day keeps the stress away.
  • The cherry on top makes everything better.
  • My head says “go to the gym.” My heart says “eat some dessert.”
  • Life without dessert would be darkness and chaos.
  • Life is better with dessert.
  • If we are what we eat, well, I am awfully sweet.
  • I need some dessert therapy.
  • Always in the mood for sprinkles and sugar cones.
  • There is always room for dessert.
  • Give me the dessert and nobody gets hurt.
  • Every spoonful brings me closer to heaven.
  • Life is like a box of chocolates – full of nuts.
Chocolates with chocolate captions for Instagram
  • Desserts make life sweeter.
  • Dessert is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
  • Abs sure are great, but have you ever heard of dessert?
  • Everything’s better with dessert.
  • Sprinkles are just glitter for food.
  • I don’t like dessert…. said no one ever!
  • I’m such a softie for dessert.
  • Find someone who looks at you the way I look at dessert.
  • Dessert above anything else.
  • Always say yes to dessert.
  • I got 99 desserts ’cause I already ate one.
  • Roses are red. Violets are blue. Diets are hard. Dessert.
  • I’m eating the entire pint now so that it won’t be able to tempt me later.
  • My stomach has a separate dessert compartment.
  • Stay cool. Eat dessert.
  • You can’t be sad when you’re eating dessert.
  • I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
  • Dessert never asks me dumb questions. Dessert understands.
  • Are you feeling downie? Then eat a brownie!
  • I was led to believe there would be dessert…
  • Anything is good if it’s covered with sugar.
  • I don’t sugar coat. I’m not Willy Wonka.
  • Licking the bowl and leaving no trace!
  • No sugar needed. I believe I’m sweet enough.
  • Life is full of uncertainties, so eat dessert first.
  • But first, dessert.
Cake with funny captions about dessert
  • Eat gelato like there’s no tomorrow!
  • You’re the sprinkles on my dessert!
  • This must be what heaven tastes like.
  • Cold treats are my kind of comfort food.
  • Follow me to the dessert.
  • Dessert is totally an acceptable meal at this point.
  • Dessert time.
  • Smile, there’s dessert!
  • Life is short, so make it sweet.
  • Sweet, cold, and creamy with a chance of sprinkles.
  • Happiness is a dessert cone in each hand.
  • Going nuts about dessert.
  • Cake is always a good idea.
Cone with ice cream captions for Instagram
  • Warning: dessert makes your clothes shrink.
  • There is no issue that dessert cannot solve.
  • I am the official dessert tester.
  • Never trust anyone who doesn’t like dessert.
  • Life without dessert is like a day without sunshine.
  • Life is a struggle between good, evil, and dessert.
  • My soul’s had enough chicken soup. I want dessert.
  • Save the planet, it’s the only one with dessert.
  • Nine out of ten people like dessert. The tenth always lies.
  • Dessert is duct tape for the heart.
  • Donuts don’t judge, they understand.
  • Here for the dessert!
  • Gelato is sweet, and so am I!
  • Eat dessert for daily happiness.
  • It’s always dessert o’clock somewhere.
  • Dessert cravings are not to be taken lightly.
  • Keep calm and eat dessert.
  • Life’s too short to not get the double scoop.
  • Dessert is happiness condensed.
  • Dessert season goes from age one until death.
  • No one eats dessert with a sad face.
  • I love you more than dessert.
  • Don’t think that dessert is a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for dessert.
  • All you need is love. And dessert.
  • I run because I love my body. And dessert. I love dessert.
  • Desserts are my love language.
  • Dessert lovers have sweeter babies.
  • I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Chocolate squares with chocolate love captions
  • You’re the sprinkles on my dessert!
  • If I could marry dessert, I would.
  • Follow me to the dessert.
  • Hey dessert, wanna spoon?
  • If we are what we eat, well, I am awfully sweet.
  • We are mint for each other.
  • Gelato is sweet, and so am I!
  • You’re the sprinkles on my ice cream.
  • I’ll stop the world and melt with you.
  • You Are The Ben To My Jerry’s.
  • Dessert is happiness condensed.
  • If you were dessert, you would be my favorite flavor.
  • I love all types of dessert. I don’t play flavorites.
  • Love. Life. Dessert.
  • I love you more than dessert.
  • Peace, love, joy, and dessert.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Ice Cream Captions, Cake Captions, Ice Cream Puns, Chocolate Puns, Dessert Puns, Cake Puns, Cooking Captions, Baking Captions, Coffee Captions, Lunch Captions and Dinner Captions.

Short Captions for Dessert

  • I dream of dessert!
  • Here’s the scoop!
  • I’d go glazy without you.
  • Consider my mood lifted.
  • Sweet as a kiss.
  • What’s up, sugar?
  • You make me melt.
  • It’s dessert time.
  • I scream for dessert.
  • Ice, ice, baby.
Cone with short captions ice cream
  • Treat yourself!
  • I’m not sharing
  • Anything is popsicle.
  • Sundae Funday.
  • I melt for you.
  • Chilling Out.
  • Will run for dessert.
  • But first, dessert.
  • Life happens, dessert helps.
  • My dessert is calling; I must go!
  • Edible happiness.
  • Die eating dessert, and you die happy.
  • A dessert fixes everything.
  • Dessert paradise.
  • You had me at dessert.
  • It’s dessert o’clock!
  • A sweet treat.
  • Follow me to the dessert.
  • Picture-perfect dessert.
  • Stop and eat the dessert.
  • Delightful treats!
  • I regret nothing.
  • My sweet tooth is tingling.
  • Desserts run in my veins.
  • Did someone say dessert?

Short Dessert Quotes for Instagram

“Kindness is like sugar. It makes life taste a little sweeter.” — Carla Yerovi

“Don’t think that chocolate is a substitute for love! Love is a substitute for chocolate.” – Miranda Ingram

“Dessert is like a feel-good song, and the best ones make you dance.” — Chef Edward Lee

Chocolake cakes with dessert quotes for Instagram by Lee

“Sometimes a girl’s gotta have some chocolate!” – Carrie Underwood

“I want to be the girl with the most cake.” – Courtney Love

“My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.” – Boris Johnson

“May I feel like I feel when I’m about to eat cake.” – Greg Walloch

“Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.” – Fernando Pessoa

“I’m on a sugar crash.” — ElyOtto, “SugarCrash!”

“If it’s not chocolate, it’s not breakfast.”  –  Laini Taylor

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” — Charles M. Schulz

Chocolate squares and chocolate quotes for Instagram by Schulz

“People who love to eat are always the best people.” — Julia Child

“No matter how much I eat, there is always room for dessert. Dessert doesn’t go to the stomach. Dessert goes to the heart.”

“Sugar, how you get so fly?” — Baby Bash, “Suga Suga”

“Sugar brings happiness. Eating it once or twice a week in a dessert, that’s what life is about. There is nothing wrong with it.” – Adriano Zumbo

“Everybody’s got their poison, and mine is sugar.” — Derrick Rose

“Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.” — Jo Brand

“You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It’s like a sauce!” – Chris Pratt

Ice cream in a cup with ice cream quotes for Instagram by Pratt

“All I wanted was dessert for every meal of the day.” – Christina Tosi

“A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.” — Mary Poppins

“My love for ice cream emerged at an early age – and has never left!” – Ginger Rogers

“We all have our vices, you know. One of my vices is ice cream.” – Devendra Banhart

“I eat ice cream. It’s better than booze.” – Del Shannon

“Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.” – William Powell

Cupcakes with funny dessert quotes by Powell

“The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from  Chocolate!” –  Terry Moore

“If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.” – Jane Seabrook

“Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul.” – Dorothy Day

“Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.” – Jo Brand

“I want candy.” — The Strangeloves

“If eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.” — Lorelai Gilmore

“Love love and cherish life. Also, just eat the cake.” – Aaron Paul

“Celebration is life’s frosting: isn’t frosting the very best part of the cake?” – Bethenny Frankel

“For me, almost always, the answer was cake.” – Diana Abu- Jaber

“My boy lollipop, you make my heart go giddy up. You are as sweet as candy.” — Millie Small

Dessert Sayings

“Life’s too short to wait in line for the best dessert.”

“Imagine a world where dessert is illegal. I would never dream of being part of such a barbaric world.”

“Why pay for therapy when you can just have gelato for a tiny fraction of the cost?”

“I’m not overweight. I’m dessert enriched.”

“I’m a person of many moods, and they all require dessert.”

Dessert with dessert sayings

“Whether you succeed or fail, you celebrate with dessert.”

“Walking by dessert without eating it is impossible for me.”

“A balanced diet is a dessert cone in both hands.”

“Do I have a dessert addiction? No, dessert is the one addicted to me.”

“In heaven, a dessert has no calories and is served as the main course.”

“I used to have a dessert problem. Then I found some; Problem solved!”

“Cake is happiness in a tangible and edible form.”

“After working out, I always eat dessert. Just joking! I don’t workout.”

“I don’t care what the problem is. Dessert is always the answer.”

“I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking it to be dessert.”

“In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite off more than you can chew unless it’s dessert.”

“I can make dessert disappear in an instant! How about you, what’s your secret talent?”

“Even if ice cream is cold, it has the power to melt away a frozen heart.”

“Unlike therapy, you don’t need an appointment for dessert. Plus, it’s way cheaper!”

“Nothing is better than a friend, except a friend who is bringing dessert.”

“When life gives you lemons… throw them back and ask for dessert.”

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy dessert, which is basically the same thing.”

Our Favorite Dessert Puns

Cake it easy.

I am pro sugar-coating everything!

I tira-miss-u already.

You’re a total Sweet-tart.

You dessert the best!

Cake with dessert puns

I only have pies for you.

Doughnut worry anymore.

Thanks for pudding up with me.

Muffin compares to you.

Don’t be choco-late.

Don’t dessert me.

Here to bake your day.

I am your biggest flan.

May the pies be ever in your flavor.

Cake care of yourself.

Cake on place with cake puns

Laugh s’more, worry less.

I’m a cake-aholic!

Bake the world a better place.

What the fudge?!

Life is what you bake it.

Don’t be afraid to take whisks.

Jello from the other side.

You are flan-tastic.

So that’s our list! We hope you found the perfect captions on dessert you were looking for.

Now get out there and enjoy that dessert!

Woman holding up a clear chunk of ice on the beach

About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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