Who agrees that something sweet can be the best part of the day? For all of you with a sweet tooth, we have put together a list of the best funny dessert puns for when you are ready for a chuckle.
Our Favorite Funny Dessert Puns
You’re the apple of my pie.
Scone a be a great day.
Wake me up before you cocoa!
I’m skipping dinner and getting straight to the pint.
Such a fortunate cookie for having a boo like you.
Everything I dough, I dough it for you.
Tough cookies never crumble.
I knew you were truffle when you walked in.
Bro, do you even sift?
Without dessert, I’d crumble.
I’ve already had one ice cream today, so this is my secondairy.
A deer’s favorite ice cream flavor is cookie doe.
Release the cake-n.
In my free time, icing.
Pie! See you later.
What the fudge?
Gonna milk this cookie for all it’s worth.
I have my eyes on the pies.
Don’t fight with me over chocolate, I am not someone to be truffled with.
Don’t be choco-late.
It’s an emotional day. Even the cake is in tiers.
I ate a peanut butter angel-y for lunch.
Bakers trade cake recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
I started baking a cake. It was s-pound-taneous.
This was baked to pie-fection.
Oh ginger snap, I ate all the cookies.
Let’s bake this happen more often.
Choc it up to experience.
Manners caketh a man.
Cut my cake into pieces. This is my last re-torte.
This cake is foam a bakery across town.
I’m baking free cakes through a pound-ation.
Let’s bake the world a batter place.
Party like it’s sherbet day.
When it comes to baking, don’t be afraid to take whisks.
I just want to flour this cookie with compliments.
Jar not going to believe who stole all the cookies.
Good pie-brations.
Chocolate? Here you bar.
The mouse was baking an mice cream cake.
The cake was tardy but butter late than never.
Our team made it to chiffon-als.
Mathematicians love angle food cake.
My love for you is un-cone-ditional.
Cookies are butter late than never.
If you need someone to delete your cookies, I’ll be right over.
Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten.
For goodness cakes.
I’m insecure about my favorite ice cream flavor. Call it my Neapolitan Complex.
No one ever felt Breyer’s remorse after purchasing ice cream.
Baking cakes is a whisk-y business.
You must listen when gingersnaps.
We’re going on a trip through the dessert.
In heaven, they celebrate birthdays with angel food cake.
I can’t cake my eyes off of you.
Life’s batter with cake.
Learn to share and stop Häagen-da’ ice cream.
Pie there.
I love you a choco-lat!
Thanks for pudding up with me.
Having my own ice cream shop is a real cream come true.
We’re a batch made in heaven.
Don’t you think it’s weir-dough when people don’t like cookies?
My relationship with ice cream is unhealthy because it’s so cold.
Gonna get chip faced.
They bundt the rules.
It’s time to cake it easy.
I wrote my dessert-ation on cake puns.
Mint ice cream must be good at poker because it has so many chips.
If you’re feeling down, eating ice cream will help rum raisin your spirits.
Say cheese…cake!
I cannoli be happy with you.
I shed a tiramisu so much.
You are the milk to my cookie.
I love having cookies ‘n’ dreams.
Pie like you berry much.
This will come in candy someday.
You cake my breath away.
A dog’s favorite cake is a pup-cake.
Let’s cake things happen. Don’t be afraid to take whisks.
You can get a discount on cake if you bundt-le it.
Donuts for dessert? How a-dough-rable.
You make my dreams crumb true.
My love for cookies is s’more than a feeling.
To the chocolate lovers, seven days without a bar makes one weak.
This is going to be choc full of fun.
I like big bundts and I cannot lie.
The cake said to the other, “I knead you.”
This cake recipe is history in the baking.
Ice cream so loud.
Hey lemon cookie, you’re the zest.
You ate all the cookies? Now, you’ve gone too jar!
Just trying to bake the world a better place.
Life is like a box of chocolates-full of nuts.
I’m going on vacation to Wai-cake-i Beach.
I had a dream about cakes. It was a chiffon-tasy.
A confection in the dessert is a cake-tus.
Bake it till you make it.
Ice cream-ed, “you cone do it!”
You can learn to make a banana split at sundae school.
Did it all for the cookie ‘Gram.
These cookies and I were mint to be.
I have chiffon-d memories from my childhood of baking.
It was redun-dee-nt.
I like ice cream strawberry much.
I don’t carrot all as long as there’s cake.
For dessert, turkey’s love to eat peach gobbler.
Don’t be sour-y for going to the lemon bar.
The cake is all about flour power.
The cake thief was bundt-er arrest.
Baking cakes is chiffon.
Once the ice cream princess married her prince, she became a Dairy Queen.
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Ice Cream Puns, Chocolate Puns, Ice Cream Quotes, Cake Puns, Ice Cream Captions, Dessert Captions and Chocolate Captions.
Short Puns About Dessert
I only have pies for you.
In pie we crust.
Slice to meet you.
Sorry this is choco-late.
This is heart-cake.
I’m a cake chiffon-atic.
History in the baking.
For goodness cakes…
I’ll never dessert you.
You cake me so happy.
With all of my tart.
You’re flan-tastic.
Jello, it’s me.
Sweet on this batch.
I only have pies for you.
Oh fudge!
Cake puns bake me smile.
Keep it anony-mousse.
It was a cookie mistake.
I like you a choco-lot.
I crust you.
Yippy pie yay.
I’m in a lot of truffle.
I started doing cake-won-do.
She custard out.
Let’s have flan-cakes.
I started doing pie-lates.
That was ins-pie-ring.
Come to the dark side.
Biscuit out of the way.
Life is what you bake of it.
You’re the apple of my pie.
Don’t go baking my heart.
Hot croc-olate.
Babycakes.
Cake back and relax.
Cake puns are chiffon-y.
I’m muffin without you.
You cannoli have one.
It was a real cake up call.
Say cheese-cake.
You cake me so happy!
You cake my day.
Ben and Jerry are partners in cream.
Funny Dessert Captions
- Always save room for dessert.
- If the saying “we are what we eat” is true, then I must be impressively sweet.
- No need for an occasion to eat cake.
- Sweet dreams are made of this.
- Desserts are the most crucial parts of any meal.
- You are what you eat, so eat dessert.
- I’ve never met a dessert I didn’t like.
- Yes, dessert Is my middle name.
- Dessert: “Here today, gone today.”
- Come to the dark side. We have dessert.
- Life is short, eat more dessert.
- Me + dessert = together forever.
- Dessert always sounds like a good idea.
- My sweet tooth is tingling.
- My life motto: “Always leave space for dessert!”
- Sorry, I’m busy eating dessert.
- Emotionally attached to dessert.
- I need some dessert therapy.
- Give me the dessert and nobody gets hurt.
- Dessert is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
- Everything’s better with dessert.
- Always say yes to dessert.
- Stay cool. Eat dessert.
Funny Dessert Quotes for Instagram Captions
“Don’t think that chocolate is a substitute for love! Love is a substitute for chocolate.” – Miranda Ingram
“Sometimes a girl’s gotta have some chocolate!” – Carrie Underwood
“Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.” – Fernando Pessoa
“I’m on a sugar crash.” — ElyOtto, “SugarCrash!”
“Dessert is like a feel-good song, and the best ones make you dance.” — Chef Edward Lee
“Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.” — Jo Brand
“If eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.” — Lorelai Gilmore
“Remember, no matter what life throws at us, we can always bake a cake!” – Sarah Ban Breathnach
“We’ll take the cake with the red cherry on top.” – Navjot Singh Sidhu
“We all have our vices, you know. One of my vices is ice cream.” – Devendra Banhart
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” — Charles M. Schulz
“All I wanted was dessert for every meal of the day.” – Christina Tosi
“Let them eat cake.” — Marie Antoinette
“Cake is a very beautiful thing.” — Milly Shapiro
“Life is short and unpredictable. Eat the dessert first.” — Helen Keller
“My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it’s on your plate.” – Thornton Wilder
“Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.” – Judith Olney
“The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from Chocolate!” – Terry Moore
“If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.” – Jane Seabrook
“I want candy.” — The Strangeloves
“Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.” – William Powell
“For me, almost always, the answer was cake.” – Diana Abu- Jaber
“Cupcakes – when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake.” – Dana Gould
“Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people.” — Audrey Hepburn
“Cake, cake, cake, cake.” — Rihanna, “Birthday Cake”
“The most dangerous food is wedding cake.” — James Thurber
“Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and ‘dessert’ you.” — Rick Astley
“Love ice cream. I let myself have that about once a week. Vanilla.” – Tim Tebow
“When I was a kid, I used to think, ‘Man, if I could ever afford all the ice cream I want to eat, that’s as rich as I ever want to be.’” – Jimmy Dean
So there you have it! Our list of puns about desserts. We hope you found the perfect one for you.
Now go eat your dessert!
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Laynni Locke
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