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100 Cute and Funny Ice Cream Puns that are the Cream of the Crop


We think that when it comes to ice cream puns, funny ones are the best. Here we have gathered a list of all the best funny ice cream puns for when you are ready to smile. We have also included the best gelato puns, ice cream love puns and ice cream birthday puns..

Funny Ice Cream Puns

Your kiss, your (chocolate) kiss is on my list.

Choc it up to experience.

The favorite ice cream flavor of any electrician is sock-a-lot.

The coolest day of the week is Sundae.

I can’t quit ice cream cold Turkey Hill!

I’ve got a soft spot for soft serve.

I’ll stop the world and melt with you.

Some people are worth melting for.

I don’t cone-done that behavior.

Cones with funny ice cream puns

Halo darkness, my old friend.

Today’s forecast is sunny with a chance of sprinkles.

I love you Strawberry much!

Life is not a rocky road when I’m with you.

I like ice cream strawberry much.

Sundae is my favorite day of the week.

This is going to take up gelato my time.

Ice cream cones make the best journalists because they always get the scoop.

You’re the cream of the crop.

Ice cream parents like to play flavorites.

The ice cream truck broke down because of the rocky road.

The only flavor of ice cream that is late for everything is choco-late.

A deer’s favorite ice cream flavor is Chocolate Chip Cookie Doe.

Cone with ice cream puns

I think eating ice cream makes me waffle-y cute.

Ice cream lovers usually dance to the song “Watch Me Whip”.

Now, watch me drip.

I love ice cream a waffle lot.

I’ve already had one ice cream today, so this is my secondairy.

I’m skipping dinner and getting straight to the pint.

My relationship with ice cream is unhealthy because it’s so cold.

No need to have Breyer’s remorse after buying ice cream.

The popsicle said to his sonsicle, “Stick with me, little one.”

I love all types of ice cream. I don’t play flavorites.

Mint ice cream must be good at poker because it has so many chips.

Cones in a cup with short captions on ice cream

Ice cream because you are driving me crazy.

Ice cream, because I’m so excited about this ice cream.

Did you hear the scoop?

Do I love ice cream? You sherbet I do!

Ben and Jerry are partners in cream.

Anything is popsicle.

One thing every kind of ice cream loves to do is chill.

Eating large quantities of ice cream is my hidden Talenti.

Without dessert, I’d crumble.

I love having cookies ‘n’ dreams.

I just ate too much chocolate, nuts, and marshmallows. I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.

I’m chocolate to my appointment!

Don’t fight with me over chocolate, I am not someone to be truffled with.

This is going to be choc full of fun.

You got served! (soft serve)

Ice creams are bad at tennis because they have a soft serve.

The ice cream had to go to court after it got soft served.

I hope you are having gelato fun on your birthday.

Things are about to pop-sicle off.

Game of Cones is the best show ever.

Today’s forecast is sunny with a chance of sprinkles.

I love you un-cone-ditionally.

Just another manic sundae.

Sundae with ice cream puns for Instagram

The favorite chocolate of any big movie star is GoDIVA.

I knew you were truffle when you walked in.

Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor is vein-illa.

I’m insecure about my favorite ice cream flavor. Call it my Neapolitan Complex.

My one and cone-ly.

I lose cone-trol when I eat ice cream.

Hope your birthday is gelato fun.

Everyone likes to have ice cream over at their party because they are cool.

The ice screamed because the banana split.

If you want to be cool, eat ice cream.

Sundae with funny captions about ice cream

Chillin’ like a villain, from the flo to the ceilin’.

My ice cream and I are waffle-y cute.

I just love to eat ice cream a waffle lot.

You should be living the cream.

You’re the coolest pop.

Ice cream cones as parents are just big softies.

My day just got sprinkled with love.

My ice cream and I are waffle-y cute.

I wrote my dessert-ation on ice cream puns.

Having my own ice cream shop is a real cream come true.

A balanced diet is an ice cream in each hand.

Two cones with captions for ice cream lovers

You should always sweet treat yourself.

Livin’ the cream.

You can never have Breyer’s remorse after purchasing a lot of ice cream.

A deer’s favorite ice cream flavor is cookie doe.

When someone asks me if I love ice cream, I answer, “You sherbet I do!”

An ice cream lover’s favorite sound is ‘Manic sundae’ by ‘The Bangles’.

When people dessert you, eat ice cream.

No one ever felt Breyer’s remorse after purchasing ice cream.

Making this ice cream dish will take up gelato my time.

Snap, crackle, pop-sicle.

Learn to share and stop Haagen-da ice cream.

Come to the dark side.

We’re going on a trip through the dessert.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Ice Cream Quotes, Chocolate Puns, Dessert Puns, Cake Puns, Ice Cream Captions, Dessert Captions and Chocolate Captions.

Short Funny Puns About Ice Cream

  • Gonna get chip faced.
  • Oh fudge!
  • You make me melt.
  • I’m such a softie for ice cream.
  • I don’t de-serve you.
  • What’s the scoop?
  • I melt with you.
  • Cone-gratulations!
  • Halo from the other side.
  • Just a little sprinkle today.
  • Losing cone-trol.
Cones with short funny puns about ice cream
  • I’m totally nuts about you.
  • My cone worst enemy.
  • I wouldn’t cream of it!
  • You cone do it!
  • Sundae Funday.
  • Sundae School
  • I love ice cream so cherry much!
  • Be part of the cream team.
  • Life is sweet.
  • Netflix and chill.
  • Watch me whip.
Truffles with chocolate puns for Instagram
  • My friends are the sweetest.
  • Hey, sweet thang!
  • Be cool.
  • I can see your halo!
  • Be chill.
  • How cold? Ice cold!
  • Cold as ice.
  • I like the way you Rolo.
  • I love you a choco-lat!
  • Sorry this is choco-late.
  • You are Legendairy
  • Treat yo’self.
  • You are simply the sweetest.
Cake with dessert puns
  • You and I are mint to be.
  • Hey ice cream, wanna spoon?
  • So shorty, it’s sherbet day.
  • My friends are the sweetest.
  • Get here as soon as popsicle.
  • Hey ice cream, wanna spoon?
  • What the fudge?
  • Choc it up to experience.
  • Don’t be choco-late.
  • I love you dairy much.
  • Ice cream so loud.
  • You are too sweet.
  • An ice cream a day keeps the stress away.
  • My head says “go to the gym.” My heart says “eat some ice cream.”
  • Life without ice cream would be darkness and chaos.
  • Emotionally attached to ice cream.
  • Always in the mood for sprinkles and sugar cones.
  • I’ve never met an ice cream I didn’t like.
  • If I share my ice cream with you, you’re special to me.
  • Relationship Status: Ice Cream!
Two cones with ice cream captions
  • It’s never too cold for ice cream.
  • An extra topping never hurts!
  • You’re the sprinkles on my ice cream!
  • Follow me to the ice cream.
  • Ice cream time.
  • Smile, there’s ice cream!
  • Ice cream is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
  • Everything’s better with ice cream.
Cone iwth ice cream captions for Instagram
  • I’m such a softie for ice cream.
  • Sprinkle the world with kindness.
  • Ice cream above anything else.
  • Always say yes to ice cream.
  • Roses are red. Violets are blue. Diets are hard. Ice cream.
  • Stay cool. Eat ice cream.
  • Ice cream has my heart.
  • Whatever sprinkles your ice cream.
  • Ice cream: “Here today, gone today.”
  • Come to the dark side. We have ice cream.
Cone iwth ice cream captions
  • Only ice cream can give me “that” feeling.
  • Going nuts about ice cream.
  • There is no issue that ice cream cannot solve.
  • I am the official ice cream tester.
  • Life without ice cream is like a day without sunshine.
  • Nine out of ten people like ice cream. The tenth always lies.
  • It’s always ice cream o’clock somewhere.
  • Keep calm and eat ice cream.
Chocolate with short funny puns about chocolate
  • Here’s the scoop!
  • It’s ice cream time.
  • Cone-gratulations.
  • Treat yourself!
  • Ice, ice baby!
  • Sundae Funday.
  • Will run for ice cream.
  • But first, ice cream.

Funny Ice Cream Quotes for Instagram Captions

“Don’t think that chocolate is a substitute for love! Love is a substitute for chocolate.” – Miranda Ingram

“Sometimes a girl’s gotta have some chocolate!” – Carrie Underwood

“My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it’s on your plate.” – Thornton Wilder

“We all have our vices, you know. One of my vices is ice cream.” – Devendra Banhart

“You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It’s like a sauce!” – Chris Pratt

Ice cream in a cup with ice cream quotes for Instagram by Pratt

“Love ice cream. I let myself have that about once a week. Vanilla.” – Tim Tebow

“When I was a kid, I used to think, ‘Man, if I could ever afford all the ice cream I want to eat, that’s as rich as I ever want to be.’” – Jimmy Dean

“My love for ice cream emerged at an early age – and has never left!” – Ginger Rogers

“Ice cream is my comfort food.” – Jessie Ware

“I never say no to an ice cream.” – Ingrid Betancourt

“I eat ice cream. It’s better than booze.” – Del Shannon

“When I’m not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.” – Snoop Dogg

Two cones with funny ice cream quotes

“The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream.” – Wallace Stevens

“If I’m going to get an ice cream cone two or three times a week, then it’s a pleasure. No guilt.” – Melissa Leo

“I love ice cream and gulab jamuns.” – Farhan Akhtar

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” — Charles M. Schulz

“Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.” – Michael Levine

“Chocolate says I’m sorry so much better than words.” – Rachel Vincent

“As long as there is chocolate, there will be happiness.” – Wayne Gerard Trotman

Chocolate hearts with funny chocolate Instagram quotes by Brett

“Chocolate is happiness that you can eat.” – Ursula Kohaupt

“If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.” – Jane Seabrook

“What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?” – Cassandra Clare

“When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.” – Regina Brett

“Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.” – Jo Brand

And there you have it! That is our list of puns. We hope you found the perfect puns for you.

Woman holding up a clear chunk of ice on the beach

About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

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