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100 Funny Chocolate Puns that are Choc Full of Fun


Looking for a funny chocolate pun? Look no further. We have put together a list of all the best chocolate puns including chocolate bar puns, candy bar puns and hot chocolate puns.

Funny Chocolate Puns

Your kiss, your (chocolate) kiss is on my list.

Chocolate cake puns bake me smile.

She was in tiers over her toppled chocolate cake.

Jar not going to believe who stole the chocolate cookies.

This will come in candy someday.

Choc it up to experience.

There was a guy who once tried eating four chocolate bars all at once. He became Mr. Choke-a-lot.

The Oreo decided to go to the dentist because it lost it’s filling.

Chocolate? Here you bar.

Chocolate with funny chocolate puns

Two chocolates had a baby. The sweet baby made their heart Starburst.

Life is like a box of chocolates-full of nuts.

Some dream of chocolate cake, others bake it happen.

Baking chocolate cakes is a whisk-y business.

Donuts for dessert? How a-dough-rable.

You ate all the cookies? Now, you’ve gone too jar!

The favorite ice cream flavor of any electrician is sock-a-lot.

Without dessert, I’d crumble.

Chocolate? Here you bar.

The favorite chocolate bar of every bus driver is a Double Decker.

I only eat chocolate for you, so there will be more of me to love.

Be kinder to me.

I’ve got a few Twix up my sleeve.

Chocolate balls with chocolate puns

Life’s batter with chocolate cake.

Thanks for pudding up with me.

I love having cookies ‘n’ dreams.

I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars…snickers.

The little chocolate Reese-ently told her parents much she appreciates them.

It started with a Hershey’s kiss.

I’m in a bit of a Crunch writing this chocolate pun.

Such a fortunate cookie for having a boo like you.

Learn to share and stop Häagen-da’ ice cream.

Chocolate cake with cake puns for Instagram

You are the brightest star in the Milky Way.

I heard some chocolate jokes for kids the other day, but it wasn’t that funny and only got Snickers out of me.

I just ate too much chocolate, nuts, and marshmallows. I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.

You make me melt.

Chocolate cakes are not really good friends because they have a habit of dessert-ing people.

Wake me up before you cocoa!

I’m chocolate to my appointment!

A company once started making cat-shaped chocolates. They named it Kit Cat.

Wishing you a birthday that’s choc full of fun!

Hot chocolate warms my insides.

It’s an emotional day. Even the chocolate cake is in tiers.

Gonna milk this cookie for all it’s worth.

Don’t fight with me over chocolate, I am not someone to be truffled with.

To the chocolate lovers, seven days without a bar makes one weak.

This is going to be choc full of fun.

Truffles with chocolate puns for Instagram

Yesterday, I stole half of my friend’s Kit Kat. Today, they did the same to me. I guess it was Kit for Kat.

The conspiracy theories convention was a lot like a box of chocolate. It was all full of nuts.

The chocolate parents were going through a Sour Patch. But they made it through.

Come to the dark side.

Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten.

This is a chocolate cake, not a pun-cake.

The chocolate cake is all about flour power.

My love for cookies is s’more than a feeling.

I am cocoa-nuts about you.

Cake with dessert puns for Instagram

The other day, I had an After Eight just after half-past seven.

all the cookies.

Someone threw some milk chocolate bars at me. How dairy!

I knew you were truffle when you walk in.

Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.

This will definitely come in candy.

This chocolate cake recipe is history in the baking.

Think inside the chocolate cake box.

I wrote my dessert-ation on cake puns.

I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.

In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.

All the chocolates were having a Jolly good time at the Christmas party.

Nothing shall come betwixt my candy and I.

Chocolate cake with short captions about cake

This chocolate cake is foam a bakery across town.

We’re going on a trip through the dessert.

There are so many Reese-ons why chocolates and peanut butter are a great combo.

There are so many Reese’ons why you’re the best.

I’ve got two mars bars, three snickers, a Twix, and a kinder. Somehow, I’m just not cut out to be a bounty hunter.

Those who invest in chocolate put their money behind bars.

Chocolake cake with funny birthday cake captions

You should always use a Lindt roller to get chocolate off of your shirt.

The favorite chocolate of any big movie star is GoDIVA.

I knew you were truffle when you walked in.

I don’t ever buy any trail mix without chocolate or dried fruits. It’s just nuts.

There are so many Reese-ons why chocolates are the best thing in the world.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Ice Cream Puns, Ice Cream Quotes, Dessert Puns, Cake Puns, Ice Cream Captions, Dessert Captions and Chocolate Captions.

Short Funny Puns About Chocolate

Gonna get chip faced.

Oh fudge!

What the fudge?

Choc it up to experience.

I’m in a lot of truffle.

I love you dairy much.

Ice cream so loud.

Hot croc-olate.

Don’t be choco-late.

Chocolate with short funny puns about chocolate

Release the cake-n.

For goodness cakes.

You are too sweet.

You’re my kinder girl.

Chocolate shavings with funny captions about chocolate

I can’t Reese’st you!

You are the Kit Kat’s meow.

Chocolate cake is my butter half.

Gonna get chip faced.

I like the way you Rolo.

Chocolate squares with chocolate love captions

This is kinder sweet.

Tough cookies never crumble.

You stole a Reese’s Piece of my heart.

I love you a choco-lat!

Sorry this is choco-late.

Sorry, I’ve been bitter.

Funny Chocolate Captions

  • Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
  • Chocolate: “Here today, gone today.”
  • Come to the dark side. We have chocolate.
  • Chocolate is always the secret ingredient.
  • A bad day eating chocolate is a better day doing anything else.
  • Life happens, chocolate helps.
  • I’ve never met a chocolate I didn’t like.
  • Me + chocolate = together forever.
  • Chocolate is calling; I must go!
Chocolate squares with cute captions for chocolate
  • Forget love; I’d rather fall in chocolate.
  • Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.
  • Either you bring me some chocolate or you leave me alone.
  • Life without chocolate is like a day without sunshine.
Chocolate squares with chocolate love captions
  • I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter.
  • When no one understands you, chocolate is there.
  • Dip it in chocolate; it’ll be fine.
  • Life is a struggle between good, evil, and chocolate.
  • My soul’s had enough chicken soup. I want chocolate.
  • Anything tastes better when dipped in chocolate.

Funny Chocolate Quotes for Instagram Captions

“Don’t think that chocolate is a substitute for love! Love is a substitute for chocolate.” – Miranda Ingram

“Sometimes a girl’s gotta have some chocolate!” – Carrie Underwood

“Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.” – Michael Levine

“Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.” – Fernando Pessoa

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” — Charles M. Schulz

Chocolate squares and chocolate quotes for Instagram by Schulz

“Chocolate says I’m sorry so much better than words.” – Rachel Vincent

“If it’s not chocolate, it’s not breakfast.”  –  Laini Taylor

“As long as there is chocolate, there will be happiness.” – Wayne Gerard Trotman

“Chocolate is happiness that you can eat.” – Ursula Kohaupt

“The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!” –  Terry Moore

“When we don’t have the words chocolate can speak volumes.” – Joan Bauer

Chocolate hearts with funny chocolate Instagram quotes by Brett

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” – Linda Grayson

“If there’s no chocolate in Heaven, I’m not going.” – Jane Seabrook

“What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?” – Cassandra Clare

“When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.” – Regina Brett

Chocolake cakes with dessert quotes for Instagram by Lee

“Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.” – Jo Brand

“I never met a chocolate I could not eat.” – Danielle Steel

So that is our list of puns about chocolates.

Woman holding up a clear chunk of ice on the beach

About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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