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100 Perfectly Flirty Captions for Instagram

Do you want to send a flirty message but aren’t sure what to say? Not to worry, we have collected all the best flirty captions for Instagram to send with a wink. We have also included the best flirty quotes for Instagram for when someone else has said it best first.

Flirty Captions for Instagram

  • My heart is mine but whenever I argue with it about you, it takes your side.
  • You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.
  • Giving up is always an option but never my choice.
  • Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  • If you were a tear, I would never cry in fear of losing you.
  • I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook.
  • Thinking of you is my favorite part of the day.
  • When you sat down next to me, my heart just forgot to breathe.
  • Girl: why are you following me? Boy: My mom told me to follow my heart.
  • I dream of you, even when I’m wide awake.
Couple with flirty captions
  • How did God let you down from heaven?
  • With me, you’ll always have a shoulder to lean on.
  • Live in my heart rent-free, for the rest of your life.
  • Till the day, I can hold you in my arms, I’ll hold you in my heart.
  • I’ve got so much to say, but your eyes keep on interrupting me.
  • Come on over. I’ve got all your favorites ready. Burger, fries and me. [wink wink emojis]
  • I love the way, it feels, when you sleep next to me.
  • 8 billion people on this planet, yet all I need is you.
  • God made dirt. God made light. God made guys so that girls can flirt.
  • Did you fall from the sky, just to make me fall in love with you?
  • I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.
Couple with flirty captions
  • That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.
  • I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
  • Every time I look into your eyes I see my paradise.
  • The only person that goes through my mind is you.
  • When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
  • Girl: Why are you following me? Boy: My parents told me to always follow my dreams.
  • You seem like an oxygen to me, without you it’s hard for me to breath.
  • What would you ask from me, if I assure you the answer is “Yes?”
  • Don’t tire yourself at work. You’ll need some energy for later. [wink wink emojis]
  • I wish I were your homework so that you’ll concentrate on me every evening.
  • I read a study that said kissing helps to remove stress. I’m stressed right now. Do you think you can help?
  • It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
  • What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
  • There’s so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
  • Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?
  • If I had a British accent I would never shut up.
  • Lets flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I’m yours.
Couple with funny flirty captions
  • God was showing off when He created you.
  • That awkward moment when your crush mistakes your kindness for flirting.
  • Girl, aren’t you tired? You’ve been running in my heart all day.
  • I’m like a fish out of water when I don’t see YOU!
  • Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your love.
  • I’m not flirting. I’m just extra attentive to someone who is attractive.
  • Are you my oxygen? Without you, I find it difficult to breathe.
  • I promise to be always on your side. Or under you. Or on top. The choice is yours.
  • Even Google Maps doesn’t have the route to your heart. Can you tell me?
  • Kissing burns a ton lot of calories. Wanna workout?
  • Do I know you? Cos, you look a lot like the future Mrs. [Insert Name]
  • Not many girls can take my breath away. But, you don’t even have to try.
  • I used to be a terrible flirt. I’m much better at it now.
  • Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.
  • Advice to women: Date like a man and you’ll never get hurt.
  • Hershey’s makes millions of kisses every day. All I’m asking is just one from you.
  • I think my perfect menu would include you.
  • Forget the butterflies; I get the whole zoo when I see you.
  • Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet.
  • I want to be the girl your “ex” hates, and your mom loves.
  • Something is wrong with my mind. It has nothing in it, but thoughts of you.
  • Every morning I wake up happy because I know I will see you.
  • Stolen kisses are always sweetest.
  • God made mud.. God made dirt.. God made guys so girls can flirt.
  • Let make it short and simple, I love you.
  • If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?
  • I’m on my bed, and you’re in yours. One of us is in the wrong place.
  • My heart’s mine, but whenever we argue, it ends up taking your side.
  • I can read lips when they’re touching mine.
  • You’re my first thought when I wake up and the last thought before I hit the bed.
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Couple with flirty Instagram captions
  • Unexpected kisses are the sweetest.
  • Even the gloomiest days become sunny when you smile at me.
  • Let’s do some, “We shouldn’t be doing this,” things.
  • Let’s flip a coin. Heads, you’re mine. Tails, I’m yours.
  • I’m so in love with everything about you.
  • It wasn’t love at first sight. But, love at every sight.
  • I know everything changes, but you’ll always be in my heart.
  • You know a girl is serious about you when they use your name in a text.
  • Heart changes, I know they do but this heart always belongs to You.
  • I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.
  • I’m in my bed, you are in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.
  • I will hold you in my heart, till I can hold you in my arms.
  • If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?
  • My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.
  • Honestly, I have no idea how to live without you.
  • Talking to you is the favorite part of my day.
  • If we were together right now, what would we be doing?
  • Come, see me tonight. I promise that you won’t regret missing your sleep.
  • This is ………… killing me. [Change the blank to laundry, homework or whatever you’re doing]. Be my hero and come and rescue me.
  • Some of the best moments in life are the ones; you cannot tell anyone about.

If you like these, you might also like our lists of Girl’s Night Captions, Smile Captions, Laughing Captions, Confident Captions, Crush Captions, WCW Captions, Being Single Captions, Love Captions and Villain Era Captions.

Short Captions About Flirting

  • I’m falling in like you know.
  • I’m 50% single.
  • You are the like of my like.
  • I have high double standards.
  • You are the beat of my heart.
  • It’s not my fault that I fell for you.
  • You turn me into Wordsworth!
  • I’m 100% single just for you.
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  • Yes, I’m thinking about you right now.
  • My day is incomplete without talking to you.
  • Excuse me, why are you so sexy?
  • If I had a British accent, I would never shut up.
  • I wish I were your cuddly bear.
  • You’re in my 2 am thoughts.
  • You’re so hot. I get a tan just by looking at you.
  • Too hot to handle.
  • 8 billion people in this world and I only want you.
  • I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.
  • I am a fish out of the water without YOU!
  • You have no idea how much you mean to me.
  • If I had a British accent I would never shut up.
  • I need you like a heart needs a beat.
  • You make me nervous in a good way.
  • When you’re near me, my whole body tingles.
  • FYI, I’m wearing the smile you gave me.
  • I’m addicted to the feel of your hands on mine.
Two hands holding each other with short love quotes for couples
  • I replay our first kiss a thousand times.
  • What to do? Black or Pink? Care to Help?
  • Oh, I just got out of the shower.
  • Can you feel me, when I think about you?
  • I would love to be your damsel in distress.
  • You’re my Prince Charming.

Short Flirty Quotes for Instagram

“A day without sunshine is a day without you.” – Kenna

“I loved you for a thousand years and missed you in all of them.” – Christina Strigas

“I’m so in love, every time I look at you my soul gets dizzy.” – Jesse Tyler Ferguson

“You are, and always have been, my dream.” –Nicholas Sparks

“Clever as the Devil and twice as pretty.” – Holly Black

“I’m a fish swimming by … catch me if you want me.” – Janet Fitch

Person at sunset with short flirty quotes for instagram by Fitch

“I love you. That is the beginning, that is the end. That is everything.” – Ella Frank

“I’m afraid to lose you and you’re not even mine.” – Drake

“For the two of us, home isn’t a place. It is a person. And we are finally home.” – Stephanie Perkins

“I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.” – Roy Croft

“I think about you constantly, whether it’s with my mind or my heart.” — Terri Guillemets

 “I want your mind. Your strength. I want to be worth your time.” – Tahereh Mafi

“Two souls with but a single thought. Two hearts that beat as one.” – Friedrich Halm

“In your smile, I see something more beautiful than the stars.” – Beth Revis

“Can I tell you that in my eyes not even God would be good enough to command you?” – Kele Moon

Heart hands and sunset with short cute couple quotes by Winchell

“If you want me you’re going to have to come and get me.” – Tiffanie DeBartolo

“You are the best decision my heart ever made.” – Kennedy Ryan

“The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected.” ― Nicholas Sparks

“His eyes have made love to me all evening.” ― Marguerite Gautier

“I want you to know, that you deserve the best. You’re beautiful.” – Lil Wayne

“Sweetheart, I have no intention of denying you a thing.” – Rebecca Brooks

“I think of you only twice a day ― when I am alone and when I am with someone else.” – Amit Kalantri

“I want you to know that you’re the hottest biscuit this side of the gravy boat.” – Erin McCarthy

“Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.” – Gary Allan

“I heard that the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.” – Kerry Cohen

“I don’t mind hot and spicy. Actually find that appealing in a girl. And chicken wings.” – Julie James

“When I want to smile, I know exactly what to do. I just close my eyes and think of you.” – Rakii Retondo

Couple on train tracks with funny flirty quotes from movies from The Way We Were

“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever.” – Alfred Lord Tennyson

“If goodness is its own reward, shouldn’t we get a little something for being naughty?” – Lauren Bacall

“Sex is a team sport, sugar.” – Cherise Sinclair

“If you were a bullet I would shoot myself to have you in me.” – Maygin Nikki

“And if I were a naughty little boy, the idea is to spank me into good behavior?” – Marquis de Sade

“You are enough to drive a saint to madness or a king to his knees.” – Grace Willows

“Baby, where we’re going, you won’t need a shirt.” – Vernon D. Burns

“I got my eyes on you. You’re everything that I see, I want your hot love and emotion. Endlessly.” – Drake

“Don’t get me wrong. I’m happy to be your morning lollipop, but I need to eat, too.” – Pamela Clare

“You burn for me. I’ve thought of nothing but how hot you’d run if I took my time.” – Setta Jay

“Out of all the toads I kissed you are my first prince.” – James D Wilson

“Are you tired? You should be! You’ve been running through my mind all day.” – Gary Barlow

“You turn me on from across the room, and I’ll completely melt if you come any closer.” ― Crystal Woods

“I’m addicted to your allure and I’m fiending for a cure.” ― Christina Aguilera

So that is it for our list of Instagram Quotes for Flirting and Captions for Flirting. We hope you found the perfect one for you.

Now go start flirting!

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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