Independence Day is coming and it’s time to get the party started, so we have put together a list of all the best funny 4th of July letter board sayings and captions for your to share. And if you’re looking for short funny 4th of July letter board quotes for Instagram, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny 4th of July Sayings and Captions
Staying fly on the 4th of July.
Let’s go to the river and watch a thousand stars explode.
Stop hating U.S. ’cause you ain’t U.S.
Home of the brave since 1776.
Keep calm and sparkle on.
We didn’t start the 4th of July.
Snap, crackle, and pop.
Party like a patriot.
Today we all share the same sparkle in our eyes.
Snap, crackle, and pop.
You’ve got some 4th of July in your smile. It can light up the night sky!
Red, white claws … and I forgot what comes next.
Unleash your inner sparkle.
Celebrate like it’s 1776.
Start the fourth with a bang!
It was nice meat-ing all the folks who came out to the party this year!
Go wild with those 4th of July, baby!
Baby, I didn’t buy any 4th of July this year, because you’re the only one who lights up my sky.
Here’s to the next generation fighting for freedom.
I’m loving Lady Liberty.
Go wild with those fireworks, baby!
Current mood: Sparkling.
Do you even grill, bro?
Taking off like fireworks.
Pretty sure I was a sparkler in another life.
It’s something about fireworks in early July that makes it so American. Oh yeah we kicked the Brits ass so we celebrate.
Free to glitter.
Why aren’t there any knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings.
Loving America’s birthday cake.
License to grill.
My favorite color is freedom.
‘Bangin’
Sparkling so hard, I could be a firework.
Talk about being lit.
Fireworks make my ears yell!
I think I know which holiday is America’s favorite.
I American’t even right now.
Get your sparkle on.
Some moments are simply unforgettable.
The 4th of July lit up the sky but she lights up my life
Food, family, 4th of July.
If it involves barbecue, I’m in.
Current mood: Cue the sparklers.
Leave a little sparkle wherever you go.
We’re winging it behind the grill this year!
Four score and seven beers ago…
Keep calm and sparkle on.
4th of July won’t be the only thing exploding tonight.
Having a blast watching the 4th of July.
Happy Fork of July.
Independence now and forever!
Countdown to fireworks.
Taking off like 4th of July.
Nothin’ but freedom and fireworks.
Leave a little sparkle wherever you go.
If you didn’t grill on the 4th of July, did it even happen?
More sparkles, please.
Too cool for British rule.
The 4th of July lit up the night sky
Can a firework lose its job? Yes, after you’ve fired them.
Who else gets excited like a 5-year-old child when they see 4th of July fireworks?
Rosé in the U.S.A.
Made in the U.S.A
Fireball and 4th of July.
Don’t be afraid to sparkle a little brighter.
Party like the 4th of July, shining bright till you last.
Fireball and fireworks.
Four score and seven beers ago.
Every firework begins with a spark.
Empty plates = happy kids. Swipe to see the calm before the storm.
Too many sparklers?! The limit does not exist.
Firework pics or it didn’t happen.
Food was consumed. Missteaks were made.
Here’s to the stars and stripes.
Drinkin’ like Lincoln.
Too cool for British rule.
Sparkling so hard, I could be a firework.
Family, freedom, and fireworks.
Happy July 4th to you and yours!
Dear hot dog, you are really so barbie-cute.
You can’t handle all of this sparkle.
My heart beats red, white, and blue.
Keep calm and sparkle on.
Born to sparkle.
I hope you like 4th of July cause I want to end this night with a bang.
Let freedom ring!
Are you a firework?! Because you’er lighting up my eyes.
Rosé in the U.S.A.
Happy Birthday, America!
Have a Yankee Doodle Dandy day.
Red, white, and sparkly.
Uncle Sam called, he wanted his freedom back.
This house is ready to celebrate!
Sparkling so hard, I could be a firework.
Today we all share the same sparkle in our eyes.
Free haw!
Don’t mess with ‘Merica.
Celebrate the little things.
More sparkles, please.
Get your sparkle on.
America was born to sparkle.
Who knew red, white, and blue could look so cute?
Red, white, and barbecue.
If you watch the 4th of July with me, we could make our own spark.
Red, white and crew.
Sippin’ on liber-tea.
Where there is freedom, possibilities exist.
‘Ben drinkin’
Party like it’s 1776.
Ready for the 4th of July sparkle!
Free to glitter.
What’s the best kind of tea to drink on July 4th? Liber-tea!
I live to sparkle.
Red, white, and blue with my boo!
Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell? It’ll crack you up.
Proudly homemade.
Pursuing happiness with my posse.
Fireworks make my ears yell!
Pretty sure I was a sparkler in another life.
Red, white, and boozed.
I live to sparkle.
Sippin’ on liber-tea.
Baby, you’re a firework.
America sure knows how to throw a birthday party!
Fireworks, wine, and everything is fine.
Flip-flops, fireworks, and freedom.
Food, family, fireworks.
Young, wild, and free.
Free to sparkle.
Let the 4th of July sparkle and glitter surround you
Bye, bye to my sweet apple pie.
Young, wild, and free!
It’s your turn to shine.
Nothing but red, white, and blue.
The party don’t start until I walk in, right?
It’s not the 4th until I have a hotdog in hand.
Red, wine, and blue.
Pretty sure I was a sparkler in another life.
Talk about being lit.
Red, wine, and blue.
Pies, fries, and the Fourth of July.
I like my coffee black and my tea in the harbor.
You are my little ins-pyro-tion!
Freedom and 4th of July.
Sparkling so hard, I could be a firework.
Hot dogs and fireworks. ‘Nuff said.
Definitely felt the 4th of July with this one.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over my freedom ringing.
America has been spilling the tea since 1773!
It’s lit.
America was born to sparkle.
Who said 4th of July outfits could look this cute?!
Light up the sky on the 4th of July.
Stay fly, it’s the 4th of July!
If it involves fireworks, BBQ, and freedom — count me in.
Family, freedom, and 4th of July.
It’s your turn to shine.
Ring on, freedom!
Why aren’t there any knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings.
Come on baby, light my fire.
Light the fire sometimes and let it burn.
Sparkle like it’s the Fourth of July.
Bring me some crackers, which will help me to light up my life.
Sparkle away.
They call us snap, crackle, and pop!
Live life and shine brighter every day!
Uncle Sam wants YOU…to like this photo.
Cue the sparklers!
Burst out those flames who put you down, baby.
Firework pics or it didn’t happen.
Don’t be afraid to sparkle a little brighter.
Talk about being lit.
These fireworks are lit—literally!
More sparkles, please!
Hot dogs and 4th of July. ‘Nuff said.
Taking off like fireworks.
Keep calm and barbecue on.
More sparkles, please!
Definitely felt the fireworks with this one.
Come on baby, light my fire
Miss American Pie.
A flare for the dramatic.
Man, it feels good to be American.
Every firework begins with a spark.
Keep calm and sparkle on.
We’re going to indepen-dance the night away.
Flip-flops, 4th of July and freedom.
HBD to my favorite country.
I was definitely a sparkler in another life.
Start the fourth with a bang!
Some moments are simply unforgettable.
Let me know if you’re in the mood to see 4th of July of an entirely different kind.
Independance the night away…
Chill out with your grill out!
Bold stripes, bright stars, brave hearts.
Current mood: Cue the sparklers.
I’m here for the BBQ.
Who else gets excited like a 5-year-old child when they see fireworks?
Just like me and my date, the 4th of July went out with a bang
U.S. of Yay!
Glow on the darkest days!
Nothin’ but freedom and fireworks.
Baby, let’s make 4th of July every day of the year.
Dreams can grow wild born inside an American child.
Red, white, and turnt.
If you didn’t grill, did your Fourth of July even happen?
Cue the sparklers!
Oh say can you sea.
Have a Yankee Doodle day.
The best thing about memories… is making them.
Ready to sparkle
You can say that you’re my little firecracker!
I love you as much as I love pie.
Sparkle like it’s the Fourth of July.
My ins-pyro-tion!
HBD America.
George Washington says, “you’re welcome.”
You can say that you’re my little firecracker!
Stayin’ fly on the Fourth of July.
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell? You’ll crack up.
Celebrate the little things, and the big.
And so the adventure begins.
Taking off like 4th of July.
Oh, say can you sea.
Countdown to 4th of July.
Talk about a glow up.
Baby, you’re a firework.
She’s a firecracker.
Home of the free, est. 1776.
Est. 1776
Sparkle away.
Free to sparkle.
Trying to apply for a professional Fourth of July party crasher position. Need references.
These 4th of July fireworks are lit—literally!
Sparkle like it’s 1776.
You red, white and blew me away.
Never forget you belong to the land of the free.
Current mood: Sparkling.
Talk about a birthday party!
Sparkling so hard, I could be a firework.
Red, white, and my crew.
Family, 4th of July and the fourth of July.
Red, white, and blue with my favorite crew.
Taking off like 4th of July.
Keep calm and sparkle on.
Recognize how much of a firework you are.
Light up the sky like it’s the 4th of July.
Do you even grill, bro?
American dreamin’.
Pies, fries, and the 4th of July.
Happy Birthday America, you don’t look a day over 244.
I was definitely a sparkler in another life.
Star-spangled hammered.
Too many sparklers?! The limit does not exist.
Fireball and 4th of July fireworks.
Red, white, and emo.
I like my coffee black and my tea in the harbor.
Beach, please.
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Short 4th of July Quotes, Short July Quotes, Patriotic Quotes and Funny Summer Sayings.
Funny 4th of July Letter Board Quotes for Instagram
“I’m just living out the American dream.” —Madonna
“You’ll be my American boy.” —Estelle
“Only in America where we dream as big as we want to.” —Brooks & Dunn
“Born in the U.S.A.” —Bruce Springsteen
“We are like fireworks… rising, shining and finally… scattering and fading. So until that moment comes when we vanish like fireworks… let us sparkle brightly… always.” ― Tite Kubo
“America’s a family. We all yell at each other, and it all works out.” —Louis C.K.
“This time I’m really going off, fireworks.” —Drake
“The world needed more fireworks — especially now that there was going to be a shortage of beautiful, useless things.” — Scott Westerfeld
“Light me up, go ahead and light me up.” -Taylor Swift
“I’m just like my country, I’m young, scrappy, and hungry.” — Hamilton
“You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine.” -Katy Perry
“It’s Fourth of July weekend, or, as I call it, Exploding Christmas.” – Stephen Colbert
“I ignite the wick, and the firework takes flight. In that moment, I wish my existence were as simple as being set on fire and exploding in the sky.” ― Adam Silvera
“In childhood the daylight always fails too soon except when there are going to be fireworks.” – Jan Struther
“Sparks in the air like the 4th of July.” —Nicki Minaj
“…now I’m a spent firework; but at least I’ve been a firework.” — David Mitchell
“We’re the kids in America.” —Kim Wilde
“We’re all American girls, hear what we say, know what we mean.” —Sister Sledge
“Because beautiful things never last. Not roses nor snow and not fireworks, either.” — Jennifer Donnelly
“May freedom forever fly, let it ring.” –Zac Brown Band
“I’m captivated by you baby, like a fireworks show.” -Taylor Swift
“Light em up up up, I’m on fire.” -Fall Out Boy
“On second thought, I do like to brag … ‘Cause I’m pretty proud of the ragged old flag.”— Johnny Cash
“Nothing sparkly can stay.” — S.E. Hinton
“It’s a party in the U.S.A.” —Miley Cyrus
“Let your colors burst.” -Katy Perry
Don’t let anyone ever dull your sparkle.” — Marilyn Monroe
“Freedom, gotta have some faith in the sound.” —George Michael
“What was important wasn’t the fireworks, it was that we were together this evening, together in this place, looking up into the sky at the same time.” — Banana Yoshimoto
“Our love was made in the U.S.A.” —Demi Lovato
“I’m captivated by you baby, like a fireworks show.” — Taylor Swift
“Raise a glass to freedom, something they can never take away.” —Hamilton
“Baby, you’re a firework.” — Katy Perry
“Living in America, got to have a celebration!” —James Brown
“She was an American girl.” —Tom Petty
“Anything you want we got it right here in the USA.” —Chuck Berry
“It was twilight on the Fourth of July, sparkling colors were strewn across the sky.” —Mariah Carey
“Light em up up up.” — Fall Out Boy
“Brought to you courtesy of the red, white, and blue. —Toby Keith
“You’re much better than fireworks. They’re all over in a moment, and you’re going to stay for a fortnight. Besides, fireworks are noisy, and they make too much smoke.” — Kate Ross
“Don’t be afraid of the dark. Shine!” Vera Nazarian
“Yeah, I saw sparks.” Coldplay
“When man recognizes freedom breathe in.” —Pharrell Williams
“Light is prettiest in the dark.” Joyce Rachelle
“You could say we’ve always been red, white, and blue.” —Lynyrd Skynyrd
“You may be a redneck if… your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.” — Jeff Foxworthy
So that is it for our list of Funny 4th of July Quotes, Sayings and Captions. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
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