Summer is all about having fun and enjoying a laugh with family and friends, so we have put together a list of all the best funny summer sayings for your next post. And if you’re looking for short funny summer quotes, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Summer Sayings
I’ll shorely make you laugh.
Hip, Hip, Hooray for the Hot Summer Day!
Salty but sweet, the beach is my retreat.
Who needs a calendar in summer? Every day is called ‘YAYday’!
Summer’s in town, folks, and it’s ready to party till dawn.
Hello Summer, let’s seas the day together!
Summer heat: because sweating indoors should be an Olympic sport.
Sippin’ on sunshine.
Whale, hello there, buddy.
Hope you sea the beauty in summer life.
Sizzling and chilling, all summer long.
If you need me, I’ll be in my happy place.
Summer logic: If you can’t stand the heat, stay in the freezer.
Summer’s here, time to live on the sunny side of life!
Don’t ever get tide down.
Catch me chasing sunsets and snacks.
Just here for the barbecue and belly laughs.
Life’s a beach, and kids are here to play!
Mermaid off-duty. Send snacks.
Bikinis, beaches, and besties.
Last boat naut least.
Squirt gun wars, with no real scores, just summer laughs, in endless roars.
Aloha beaches! Where’s the party?
The tans will fade but the memories will last forever.
B.E.A.C.H – Best Escape Any One Can Have.
July is filled with the charm of long days and short nights, and in between nothing.
Tropical state of mind.
Shady beaches make the best friends.
Hello, sunshine!
Summer: where every day feels like a leap into a cool pool.
I’m not sweating, it’s my body’s summer sparkle.
Sun-kissed and carefree.
The sunsets earlier, but my sunburns last forever.
Flip-flops: the glass slippers of summer.
Guess who’s here to turn the heat up? Yep, it’s Summer!
Just a beachy sun of a beach.
Sunset chaser.
August is like the Sunday of summer.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Goodbye to summer and hello to fall.
Sunshine is the remedy for everything.
Life’s a beach, enjoy the waves.
Who needs a sauna when you’ve got a car parked in the sun?
Guess who’s back? Summer, with a tan line agenda!
If you’re not barefoot, you’re overdressed.
It’s a-boat time we got on the water
Island vibes and funny jibes.
Sunkissed and blessed by the sea’s caress.
Seashell collecting, memories projecting, summer’s treasures, worth inspecting.
Late-night BBQs, under the moon’s hues, summer’s magic, in nightly views.
In summer, anything is popsicle.
Keep palm and carry on.
Who needs snowflakes when you’ve got seashells?
Summer vibes only.
I like big buoys and I cannot lie
Summer always ends with good memories.
Nobody likes a shady beach
Beach bummin’ and dreamin’.
I’m an aqua-holic, especially when the beach calls.
Living in the golden hour.
Hot weather tip: Stay cool, don’t melt, have fun.
Living on island time and a good rhyme.
Sending you some sunshine and smiles.
Can’t touch this – said the hot sand at noon.
Summer daze and starry nights.
Summer is over. Time to officially remember what day of the week it is.
Sandcastles: summer’s skyscrapers.
What’s this all aboat?
A summer I’ll always remember with people I’ll never forget.
If summer had a flavor, it would be watermelon with a dash of freedom.
Summer’s recipe: a splash of adventure, a sprinkle of sunshine, and a heap of fun.
Oar-ed out of my mind
Summer lovin’, happened so fast.
Sea you at the beach where we don’t have to tide down our spirits.
The sun’s out and so is my willingness to leave the house.
Life is at the beach. All you have to do is find your wave in June.
Sunset chaser and joke raiser.
Summer’s RSVP arrived: ready to party under the sun!
Summer is never oh-fish-ially over
Summer motto: less screen time, more scream time on roller coasters!
Grillin’ and chillin’.
Summer’s here, time to switch from coffee dates to ice cream escapades.
In summer, ice becomes water faster than I can make decisions.
Flip-flop tan lines, summer’s funny signs, a season’s tale, in quirky designs.
Whatever floats your boat
Sunshine on my mind.
My air conditioner and I are in a committed relationship this summer.
Make sure not to fizzle when the summer starts to sizzle.
When you enter August, you want some beach days, some relaxing days, and some wife-out-of-town days.
Summer breezed in, ready to rewrite our chill-out playlist.
Summer: Hair gets lighter, water gets warmer.
Sunshine on my mind.
Orange you glad it’s summer?
Summer: when your sweat has sweat.
The sun is always shining somewhere.
Summer just walked in, and it’s already too hot to handle!
Why do summers in childhood feel magical? Because every day is a new adventure.
S’mores: the official spice of summer camp life.
Surf, sun, and silly fun.
Where my beaches at?
Toes in the sand and a cocktail in the hand
Flip-flops, sunhats, and belly laughs.
A slice of summer paradise.
Keep palm and carry on to the beach.
Keepin’ it reel at the lake.
I sweat glitter in the summer heat.
You are the sunshine that lights up my life.
School’s out, sun’s out, and tongues out for snow cones!
Love and sunshine are all I need.
Flip flops, sunnies, and sandy toes.
March into May to witness that fullness of life in June.
Inflatable pools, cool retreats, in backyards, summer’s beats.
Sunshine and smiles.
Summer, the time when the sun becomes a daily companion.
Beach bums and setting suns.
Finally made it to the beach. Shell yeah.
Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Where can I get more vacation days?
Why was summer so good at math? It always adds up to fun!
Gone to the beach. Be back never.
Let it be July, Bring the Summer Beach Back, and our Let our life be simple again.
Sunkissed bliss.
When summer ends fall begins.
Ocean air, salty hair.
Camping out, under the stars, summer shows us who we are.
Summer strolled in like it owned the place, as usual.
Salty hair, don’t care.
Keep calm and beach on.
Sunshine is the best accessory.
Tan lines and lots of sunshine, please.
Vacation mode: activated.
Good times and tan lines.
In the battle of sunscreen vs. sun, may the SPF be with you.
Summer’s over? Guess my flip-flops didn’t get the memo.
Look who decided to grace us with sunshine and lazy afternoons – Summer!
Resting beach face
I’m like a sunflower; I thrive in the sunshine.
Wave after wave, the beach is my rave.
Tan lines fade, but memories last forever.
Summer: when fans become the most loyal friends.
Life is better in flip-flops. Life is better in June.
It’s a-boat time to go for a sail
In need of some vitamin sea.
July is for people who love rain, sunbaths, outings, and fewer clothes.
Back in the swim of things
Some days are cool while others are hot; August is the month we are talking about.
Summer: the season where your AC works harder than you do.
At the lake and keeping it reel
Summertime: when your biggest problem is choosing between the pool or the beach.
Sunny side up.
Sun’s out, puns out!
Seas the day, one wave at a time.
Let’s go camping, just for the hill of it
There is always that one summer that changes you.
Suns out, puns out!
Too cool for the pool? Never!
Oh look, Summer’s back and so is my will to go outside!
The end of every summer has a story.
Well, would you look at that? Summer decided to show up again.
S’more for me!
Grill master with a splash of humor.
Summer nights and city lights.
Summer nights: when bedtime stories are written in the stars.
Life’s a beach, and then you dive.
In summer, ‘burning calories’ takes on a whole new meaning.
I’m on island time and humor dime.
Keep your face towards the sun and let shadows fall behind you.
Hey Summer, ready to flip the switch from warm to scorching?
Stay salty, dear.
Wake me up when it’s summer
Hello, Summer! Let’s create some sunny stories.
Is it hot outside, or is that just the world giving us a group hug?
Why do fish never get hot? They’ve got cool waves all summer!
Making a splash this summer!
Why does the sun go on vacation in summer? To work on its tan!
Come out of your shell
Summer’s here, bringing along a suitcase full of sunshine and smiles.
Garden blooms, in vibrant rooms, summer’s palette, endlessly looms.
Is it just me or is the sun a little too clingy in the summer?
Good times, tan lines, and hilarious signs.
The only layers I’m interested in this summer are in my smoothies.
Call me a beach bum with a pun.
It’s lake o’clock somewhere
Ice cream solves everything.
Sunscream for ice cream!
Why did summer break up with school? It needed more space to shine!
At the beach, life’s peachy and the vibes are beachy.
Sandy Cheeks reporting for duty.
Beach hair, don’t care.
Canoe imagine a more perfect day? Neither can I.
When all else fails, take a vacation
The scent of August: Bright sunlit skies, nature’s warm colors, and the smell of seasons are about to change. The hint of new beginnings, knowing something wonderful is around the bend.
Make it a summer you’ll always remember, with people you’ll never forget.
Give me coffee to change the things I can, and the beach to accept the things I can’t.
Beach, please.
August: The last hot, sweaty month, standing between me and pumpkin season.
Sun vibes only.
When in doubt, go on vacation!
Seas the day, don’t let it drift away.
Saying goodbye to sun and sandy feet and hello to sweaters and changing leaves.
Remember, it’s only hot until you start cooking bacon on the sidewalk.
Lost at sea? I’m not shore.
Every sunset is an opportunity to reset.
Bare feet, sun-kissed cheeks, and endless beaches.
Make your June good, July better, and the month of August best by looking into the eyes of the sun.
June: when summer starts!
When life gives you sunny days, make play-dates.
Beach hair, don’t care, as long as there’s fun in the air.
Let your smile be as bright as the sun.
Catch me by the pool, outsmarting the sun with shades.
I’m solar-powered and ready to shine!
Don’t worry BEACH happy
Wave goodbye to your worries, let the ocean take them away.
Make your June good, July better, and the month of August best.
No one likes a shady beach
Summer: Hair gets lighter. T-shirts get funnier.
Feeling breezy.
I need summer to be longer so I have more time to do nothing.
Let’s go camping — try not to s’more
Hide and seek champion: the ice cream truck.
The beach: where doing absolutely nothing is doing something.
Catch waves, not feelings.
Sun-kissed and blessed.
Ice cubes clinking, in drinks we’re sinking, summer’s way of winking.
Let’s shell-ebrate the good times by the beach.
Stay wild, sun child.
Hooked. Like, for reels
Forever chasing that golden hour.
Tropic like it’s hot!
Making a splash to beat the heat!
Hammocks swinging, with books we’re bringing, in summer’s grasp, we’re simply singing.
Dear Sun, can you stay a little longer?
Sunny skies and happy vibes.
Heat advisory: take a cold shower, the world is not ready for your hotness.
Giving in to the pier pressure
Summer’s here, let the flip-flop symphony begin!
Who needs a tan when the heat is giving me this lovely tomato look?
Sunshine state of mind.
I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
Lemonade kisses & summer wishes
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter for summer!
Having a fintastic time
Tropic like it’s hot at the beach.
Popsicles: the official currency of summer fun.
Summer’s back with a promise of golden glows and mellow nights.
Avoid pier pressure, relax by the sea.
Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand….hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
In summer, my favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
Oh ship, it’s a sea day
To all those pinning Halloween costumes and Christmas-themed recipes, let me just say… Calm down! It’s August.
Sun, sand, sea, and me – the perfect summer spree.
Jump into summer like it’s a pool of endless possibilities.
A fallen leaf is nothing more than a summer’s wave goodbye.
Suns out, tongues out for ice cream!
Let’s flamingle with a touch of humor.
Hey! Are you squidding me?
Soaking up the sun and good vibes.
Tis the sea-sun.
Hope you have a fintastic day.
There is always that one summer that changes you.
Eat my bubbles
Knock knock. Who’s there? Summer, ready to turn up the heat!
Eat, beach, sleep, repeat.
Shore thing, I’m beach-bound.
Beach plans never flip-flop.
The tans will fade, but summer memories will last forever.
The sun doesn’t know it’s a star. It just shines.
I need to go where there’s no shoes and no responsibilities.
Global warming? More like, globe’s warning: stay indoors!
Beach you to it.
This heat has me making shadow puppets in the freezer.
Life is just right with the beach in sight.
Summer should get a speeding ticket – goes by way too fast!
You are one in a melon, girl!
Summer’s making an entrance, and it’s beachy keen to see us.
You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.
Shell-abrate good times and tan lines.
Finding my sole mate at the beach – flip-flops.
May June bring you joy, happiness, love, and lots of sunshine.
Summer lovin’, had me a blast, and a good laugh.
Keeping it reel at the lake
Hello, Summer, let’s dance under the sun and sing with the waves.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
In the hierarchy of summer, ice cream is the supreme ruler.
Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
Palm trees, ocean breeze, funny tees.
Don’t worry, beach happy
Friends, sun, sand & sea. That sounds like a summer to me.
Don’t be so stern
Sunshine kisses & summer wishes
You’re one in a watermelon.
Welcome back, Summer! My air conditioner wasn’t missing you.
Hello Summer, ready to make some waves together?
Chasing the sun.
Good vibes happen on sunny days.
Chasing sunsets and dreams.
Keepin’ it cool this summer.
Where there’s a will, there’s a wave.
Sunshine and kisses.
Beach, please – I’m on vacation mode.
Summer is like that high-maintenance friend who’s only cool when there’s a pool.
If the heat doesn’t kill you, the humidity has got your back.
Beach days always end on a good tide.
B.E.A.C.H.: Best Escape Anyone Can Have
Summer is the best time to find out what your car’s dashboard items can melt into.
Summer storms, a sudden transform, a cool reprieve, from the norm.
Summer nights, fireflies’ flights, a spectacle that ignites delights.
Why did summer break up with spring? It needed more space… heater.
A crab walked into a bar and the sea-foam followed.
Summer sauntered in, whispering tales of sun-kissed adventures.
Summer’s here to turn us all into human popsicles.
High tides, good vibes, and beachside rides.
Beach reads, under the sun, with every page, more fun’s spun.
Soaking up the sun and good vibes.
Summer: when the weather’s hotter than your crush.
Let’s dance in the sun, wearing wild flowers in our hair
Vacay vibes and funny tribe.
One thing’s for shore, I otter-ly love the ocean.
Sun’s out, puns out.
Always make sure to get your daily dose of Vitamin Sea.
Sunny days, happy rays.
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Summer Puns, Short Summer Letter Board Quotes, Summer Aesthetic Quotes, Funny 4th of July Letter Board Quotes, July Letter Board Quotes, June Quotes, July Quotes and August Quotes.
Short Funny Summer Quotes
“Summer passes and one remembers one’s exuberance.” — Yoko Ono
“Summer is the annual permission slip to be lazy.” – Regina Brett
“It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.”- Anne Fadiman
“Summertime and the livin’ is easy.” – Porgy and Bess
“Sunshine and happiness go together like fish and chips!” ― Catherine Pulsifer
“In summer time to simply be.” – Paul Laurence Dunbar
“Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.” ― Nora Ephron
“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Life’s short. Eat dessert first, work less and vacation MORE!!” ― Lea Mishell
“The summer night is like a perfection of thought.” – Wallace Stevens
“A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.” – Raymond Duncan
“I wonder what it would be like to live in a world where it was always June.” — L.M. Montgomery
“July is a blind date with summer.” – Hal Borland
“Our one wish is that the summer never ends! In the summer, I will get a golden tan.” – Paul Dini
“The summer looks out of her brazen tower, through the flashing bars of July.” – Francis Thompson
“Let the sun shine on me, for I care not for the moon.” ― Spanish Proverb
“Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.” – Al Bernstein
“Sunrays must be the sun’s way of dancing alone.” – Prem
“It is easy to forget how effervescent and free we all felt that summer.” – Anna Godbersen
“A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about.” – John Mayer
“When I feel the heat, I see the light.” ― Everett Dirksen
“The brief flashbacks are sun-kissed, summery and optimistic.” – Steven Soderbergh
“Summertime is always the best of what might be.” ― Charles Bowden
“Vacation is that time when you wish you had something to do while doing nothing.” –Frank Tyger
“It’s summer and time for wandering…” – Kellie Elmore
“I love how summer just wraps its arms around you like a warm blanket.” — Kellie Elmore
“Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.” -Russell Baker
“July, that lovely hell, all velvet dresses and drapes stuffed into a hot little hole.” – Laura Kasischke
“But tomorrow may rain, so I’ll follow the sun.” – The Beatles
“Only at the beach can we go a splishin’ and a splashin’.”- Kate Summers
“In summer, the song sings itself.” – William Carlos Williams
“Some of the best memories are made in flip flops.” ― Kellie Elmore
“What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.” – Jane Austen
“If there’s heaven for me, I’m sure it has a beach attached to it.” – Jimmy Buffett
“It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.” -Walter Winchell
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”- Steve Martin
So that is it for our list of Funny Summer Sayings and Short Funny Summer Quotes. We hope you found the perfect one!
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Laynni Locke
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