Summer’s all about fun and friends, and what better way to combine the two than with some groan-worthy puns? We have put together a list of all the best summer puns to use for your next post. Or if you’re looking for short summer jokes, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Our Favorite Summer Puns
No ship, Sherlock
This is shrimp-ly awesome!
Shell we go?
Finally! I can sea clearly now.
Let’s should shell-abrate good times and tan lines.
Feeling fintastic.
I whale love you until I die.
What’s all the comm-ocean?
Life is like a fanta-sea
To the Batfish Mobile!
Lake hair. Don’t care. Well, I care a little
We love fishing for the halibut!
This is my resting beach face
You’re the best sea-ster ever
Beach plans never flip-flop.
Eat my bubbles
Canoe imagine a more perfect day? Neither can I.
Giving in to the pier pressure
Last boat naut least.
I’ll shorely make you laugh.
Don’t worry BEACH happy
Whale, hello there, buddy.
You are one in a melon, girl!
Making a splash to beat the heat!
Don’t worry, beach happy
Keep palm and carry on.
Nobody likes a shady beach
Feeling breezy.
It’s a-boat time we got on the water
I like big buoys and I cannot lie
Keeping it reel at the lake
B.E.A.C.H – Best Escape Any One Can Have.
Tis the sea-sun.
Don’t be so stern
Oh ship, it’s a sea day
Sandy Cheeks reporting for duty.
Plank you very much
At the lake and keeping it reel
Let’s go camping — try not to s’more
Oar-ed out of my mind
Hooked. Like, for reels
Having a fintastic time
What’s this all aboat?
One thing’s for shore, I otter-ly love the ocean.
Let’s go camping, just for the hill of it
Come on, friends! Lettuce celebrate.
Come out of your shell
In need of some vitamin sea.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
It’s a-boat time to go for a sail
Finally made it to the beach. Shell yeah.
No one likes a shady beach
Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Where my beaches at?
If you wanna sashimi, you need to ask me out
Summer is never oh-fish-ially over
Hope you have a fintastic day.
Whatever floats your boat
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
You’re one in a watermelon.
Stay salty, dear.
S’more for me!
It’s lake o’clock somewhere
Back in the swim of things
Don’t ever get tide down.
Hey! Are you squidding me?
Beach you to it.
Hope you sea the beauty in life.
I lake you a lot!
I’m a reel expert. I can tackle anything.
The s’more the merrier.
Having yachts of fun with you
Riptides and tan lines.
I’m all tide up at the moment.
Hey beach! Long time no sea.
Cast away your troubles
Forever in need of some vitamin sea
Buoy, these views are fin-tastic
I stand for paddling.
Life is s’more fun with you
Water you doing?
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Taking a nap in my haddock
Water you waiting for?!
Everything is popsicle whenever I’m with you.
Don’t forget to seas the day.
Time to pack my glass flippers.
Let’s have fun, buoys and gulls!
Fishing you a wonderful day.
The s’more the merrier
Kiss my mast
Yeah buoy, we’re on a yacht!
I’ll be tuna-ing in tonight for my favorite show
Life’s a beach so just enjoy the waves.
You can’t be crabby when you’re fishing on a boat
I like big buoys and I cannot lie
Just a fish out of water
He’s so swordfish-ticated
It’s campfire time. Let’s get lit.
Sea you at the beach.
Water you doing, my friend?
B’Yacht’ch
Congrats! It’s time for a shell-ebration!
Whale, hello there.
Go with the float
This weekend was knot too bad
You don’t like the ocean? Beach, please.
Feeling a bit beachy
Happiness comes in waves
Stern, Baby Stern
Seas the day.
It’s time to be nauti.
She’s very much so-fish-ticated.
I will sea you at the beach.
This wonderful beach makes me so em-ocean-al.
You’re a catch.
Oh yeah buoy.
Things are already getting out of sand.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Don’t krill my vibe.
Salty, but sweet.
Definitely not salty about this view
Seas the beach day
Life’s a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Having a hull of a time
I’ll be back. Just hanging out with some grill friends.
It’s aboat time to go.
Having a hull of a time
Reading while sunbathing makes you wel-red
Adios beaches!
I love you to the shore line and back
I need a good paddling.
Having a reel good time with my besties
Stay salty, babe.
It’s a bit lake to start now
A fine kettle of fish
I’m feeling beachy today.
Love you to the beach and back.
Girls just wanna have sun
You’re diving me crazy
If there’s will, there’s wave
Don’t let the bad vibes tide you down.
Are we good, beaches?
I whale always love you.
This vacation is one in a melon
Oar-ed out of my mind
Don’t rock the boat
SUP-er.
I’m trying my best, but I keep floundering!
Fresh to depth.
If there’s a will, there’s a wave.
Another day at the of-fish
Hey, don’t worry. Just beach happy.
You are one crazy little sun of a beach
I can sea clearly now.
Having a reel good time with my besties
Don’t be such a pain in the boat.
Beach daze, always
You had me at boat
You used to call me on my shellphone.
Pain in the boat
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash
Sorry, I’m octopied.
Good things come to those who bait
The ocean made me salty.
This week I don’t give a ship
Stop clownfish-ing around!
Lakeaholic
Ship happens
Don’t give into pier pressure
That little sun of a beach.
Shell we dance?
Talk to the palm.
Sorry, I’m hot for you.
My love for you is in-tents!
Not salty about this situation
Avoid pier pressure
I’m melting for you.
I love shopping on Grouper-on
I’m hooked!
Tropic like it’s hot.
Anything is popsicle whenever I am with you.
Felt cute. Might go seas the day
Are you squidding me right now?
Hold on, I’m getting a bit em-ocean-al.
I’d love to sea more.
Lost at sea? I’m not shore.
You dive me crazy
Weapon of mast destruction
Leaving worries in our wake
You can’t swim with us.
Oh buoy, I’m not ready for summer to be over yet
What’s this all a-boat?
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Lake Puns, Beach Puns, Golf Puns, Moon Puns, Fall Puns, Short Summer Quotes and Funny Summer Captions.
Summer Jokes
Why did the ice cream cone get sunburned? It forgot to apply lotion!
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
Why did the bicycle fall over in the heat? Because it was two-tired!
How do you make a hot dog stand in the summer? Steal its chair!
Why did the beach always have great parties? Because it knew how to make waves!
Summer is the season for getting a tan – or as I like to call it, a solar panel for happiness.
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
What’s a summer fruit’s favorite dance? The watermelon crawl!
Why did the heatwave apply for a job in the kitchen? It wanted to turn up the heat!
Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
When it’s hot outside, I’m so cool that I make ice jealous.
Why did the popsicle go to school? To become a little cooler!
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit during summer? A blood orange!
What do you call a snowman with sunburn? A meltdown!
How do you make a hot dog stand in the summer? Steal its chair!
How hot is it? It’s so hot that even the shade is looking for shade!
What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish!
Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
What do you get when you cross a dog with a sunflower? A sunbark!
Why did the sun go to therapy? It had too many issues to work through!
Why did the bicycle fall over in the heat? Because it was two-tired!
The thermometer and I have a hot and cold relationship.
What did the sun say to the ice cube? You’re cool!
Why did the thermometer join social media? It wanted to post some sizzling selfies!
Why did the heatwave start a band? It wanted to create some sizzling beats!
I’m not lazy; I’m in energy-saving mode during the heatwave.
How do you stay cool during a heatwave? Sit next to a fan and open a window – it’s a breeze!
Why did the scarecrow become a lifeguard? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
What do you call a warm drink on a hot day? A steaming contradiction!
Why did the beach blush? Because the sea-weed!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms in the summer? Because they make up everything!
How do you catch a squirrel in the summer? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Why did the scarecrow become a successful lifeguard? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
When the heat is on, I’m just trying to keep my cool – it’s a temperature management skill!
I wanted to bake cookies, but it’s so hot that they turned into sun-dough!
The heatwave wanted to be an actor, but it couldn’t stand being in the hot seat.
How hot is it at the beach? So hot that even the sea is turning into a Jacuzzi!
What did one thermometer say to the other? You’re hot!
When it gets hot, I become a fan of air conditioning.
What’s a snowman’s favorite type of vacation? A tropical meltdown!
My ideal summer workout is lifting ice cream cones – it’s a sundae funday!
Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
Why did the ice cream go to therapy? It had too many sprinkles of emotional issues!
What did the sun say to the beach? You shore do know how to make me shine!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms in hot weather? Because they might become too reactive!
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
How do you organize a space party during a heatwave? You planet, and don’t forget the sunblock!
What’s the sun’s favorite game? Sunbathing!
In the summer, the only thing I chase is the ice cream truck.
How does the sun cut its hair? Eclipse it!
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit during summer? A blood orange!
Why do bananas use sunscreen? Because they might peel!
My thermostat has a great sense of humor – it always cracks a heat joke.
What’s the sun’s favorite subject in school? Solar-ship!
Hot Weather Jokes
What do you call a snow cone that tells jokes? A laugh-icicle!
What’s a beach’s favorite candy? Sandy kisses!
What’s a sunbathing cat’s favorite drink? A mice tea!
When the heat gets unbearable, I just turn on my cool mode.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved!
What did the sun study in school? Sun-ography!
What’s a beach’s favorite kind of math? Sand-digits!
Why did the weather report go to school? To improve its outlook!
What did one heatwave say to the other? Let’s give them a warm welcome!
What did the beach say to the tide? Long time no sea!
How does the ocean say hi? It waves!
What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
So that is it for our list of Summer Puns. We hope you found the perfect one!
About the Author
Laynni Locke
I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.
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