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The 260 Best Summer Puns and Jokes for a Sunny Chuckle


Summer’s all about fun and friends, and what better way to combine the two than with some groan-worthy puns? We have put together a list of all the best summer puns to use for your next post. Or if you’re looking for short summer jokes, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Our Favorite Summer Puns

No ship, Sherlock

This is shrimp-ly awesome!

Shell we go?

Finally! I can sea clearly now.

Let’s should shell-abrate good times and tan lines.

Feeling fintastic.

I whale love you until I die.

What’s all the comm-ocean?

Life is like a fanta-sea

Blue ocean with funny summer vibes captions

To the Batfish Mobile!

Lake hair. Don’t care. Well, I care a little

We love fishing for the halibut!

This is my resting beach face

You’re the best sea-ster ever

Beach plans never flip-flop.

Eat my bubbles

Canoe imagine a more perfect day? Neither can I.

Giving in to the pier pressure

Last boat naut least.

I’ll shorely make you laugh.

Don’t worry BEACH happy

Whale, hello there, buddy.

You are one in a melon, girl!

Making a splash to beat the heat!

Don’t worry, beach happy

Waves on beach with funny summer beach captions and funny captions for beach pictures

Keep palm and carry on.

Nobody likes a shady beach

Feeling breezy.

It’s a-boat time we got on the water

I like big buoys and I cannot lie

Keeping it reel at the lake

B.E.A.C.H – Best Escape Any One Can Have.

Tis the sea-sun.

Don’t be so stern

Oh ship, it’s a sea day

Sandy Cheeks reporting for duty.

Plank you very much

At the lake and keeping it reel

Sunset with short captions for beaches

Let’s go camping — try not to s’more

Oar-ed out of my mind

Hooked. Like, for reels

Having a fintastic time

What’s this all aboat?

One thing’s for shore, I otter-ly love the ocean.

Let’s go camping, just for the hill of it

Come on, friends! Lettuce celebrate.

Come out of your shell

In need of some vitamin sea.

All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.

It’s a-boat time to go for a sail

Finally made it to the beach. Shell yeah.

No one likes a shady beach

Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.

Where my beaches at?

If you wanna sashimi, you need to ask me out

Summer is never oh-fish-ially over

Hope you have a fintastic day.

Whatever floats your boat

Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?

You’re one in a watermelon.

Stay salty, dear.

S’more for me!

It’s lake o’clock somewhere

Back in the swim of things

Don’t ever get tide down.

Hey! Are you squidding me?

Beach you to it.

Hope you sea the beauty in life.

I lake you a lot!

I’m a reel expert. I can tackle anything.

The s’more the merrier.

Having yachts of fun with you

Riptides and tan lines.

I’m all tide up at the moment.

Hey beach! Long time no sea.

Cast away your troubles

Forever in need of some vitamin sea

Buoy, these views are fin-tastic

I stand for paddling.

Person on dock with lake life puns

Life is s’more fun with you

Water you doing?

Please excuse my resting beach face.

Taking a nap in my haddock

Water you waiting for?!

Everything is popsicle whenever I’m with you.

Don’t forget to seas the day.

Time to pack my glass flippers.

Let’s have fun, buoys and gulls!

Fishing you a wonderful day.

The s’more the merrier

Kiss my mast

Yeah buoy, we’re on a yacht!

I’ll be tuna-ing in tonight for my favorite show

Life’s a beach so just enjoy the waves.

You can’t be crabby when you’re fishing on a boat

I like big buoys and I cannot lie

Just a fish out of water

Boat with funny boat puns

He’s so swordfish-ticated

It’s campfire time. Let’s get lit.

Sea you at the beach.

Water you doing, my friend?


Congrats! It’s time for a shell-ebration!

Whale, hello there.

Go with the float

This weekend was knot too bad

You don’t like the ocean? Beach, please.

Feeling a bit beachy

Happiness comes in waves

Stern, Baby Stern

Seas the day.

It’s time to be nauti.

She’s very much so-fish-ticated.

I will sea you at the beach.

This wonderful beach makes me so em-ocean-al.

You’re a catch.

Oh yeah buoy.

Things are already getting out of sand.

Please excuse my resting beach face.

Beach and cliffs with funny beach captions with friends

Don’t krill my vibe.

Salty, but sweet.

Definitely not salty about this view

Seas the beach day

Life’s a beach. Enjoy the waves.

Having a hull of a time

I’ll be back. Just hanging out with some grill friends.

It’s aboat time to go.

Having a hull of a time

Reading while sunbathing makes you wel-red

Adios beaches!

I love you to the shore line and back

I need a good paddling.

Having a reel good time with my besties

Stay salty, babe.

It’s a bit lake to start now

A fine kettle of fish

I’m feeling beachy today.

Boats on lake with boat lake puns

Love you to the beach and back.

Girls just wanna have sun

You’re diving me crazy

If there’s will, there’s wave

Don’t let the bad vibes tide you down.

Are we good, beaches?

I whale always love you.

This vacation is one in a melon

Oar-ed out of my mind

Don’t rock the boat


I’m trying my best, but I keep floundering!

Fresh to depth.

If there’s a will, there’s a wave.

Another day at the of-fish

Hey, don’t worry. Just beach happy.

You are one crazy little sun of a beach

I can sea clearly now.

Having a reel good time with my besties

Don’t be such a pain in the boat.

Beach daze, always

You had me at boat

lake beach lined with trees at sunset and a lake puns for Instagram caption that reads feeling a bit beachy

You used to call me on my shellphone.

Pain in the boat

Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash

Sorry, I’m octopied.

Good things come to those who bait

The ocean made me salty.

This week I don’t give a ship

Stop clownfish-ing around!


Ship happens

Don’t give into pier pressure

That little sun of a beach.

Shell we dance?

Talk to the palm.

Sorry, I’m hot for you.

My love for you is in-tents!

Not salty about this situation

Avoid pier pressure

I’m melting for you.

I love shopping on Grouper-on

I’m hooked!

Tropic like it’s hot.

Anything is popsicle whenever I am with you.

Felt cute. Might go seas the day

Are you squidding me right now?

Waves with short captions ocean waves

Hold on, I’m getting a bit em-ocean-al.

I’d love to sea more.

Lost at sea? I’m not shore.

You dive me crazy

Weapon of mast destruction

Leaving worries in our wake

You can’t swim with us.

Person in water short captions about swimming

Oh buoy, I’m not ready for summer to be over yet

What’s this all a-boat?

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Lake Puns, Beach Puns, Golf Puns, Moon Puns, Fall Puns, Short Summer Quotes and Funny Summer Captions.

Summer Jokes

Why did the ice cream cone get sunburned? It forgot to apply lotion!

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!

Why did the bicycle fall over in the heat? Because it was two-tired!

How do you make a hot dog stand in the summer? Steal its chair!

Why did the beach always have great parties? Because it knew how to make waves!

Summer is the season for getting a tan – or as I like to call it, a solar panel for happiness.

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!

Flipflops with short summer jokes

What’s a summer fruit’s favorite dance? The watermelon crawl!

Why did the heatwave apply for a job in the kitchen? It wanted to turn up the heat!

Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!

When it’s hot outside, I’m so cool that I make ice jealous.

Why did the popsicle go to school? To become a little cooler!

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit during summer? A blood orange!

What do you call a snowman with sunburn? A meltdown!

How do you make a hot dog stand in the summer? Steal its chair!

How hot is it? It’s so hot that even the shade is looking for shade!

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish!

Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

What do you get when you cross a dog with a sunflower? A sunbark!

Floatie with funny summer jokes

Why did the sun go to therapy? It had too many issues to work through!

Why did the bicycle fall over in the heat? Because it was two-tired!

The thermometer and I have a hot and cold relationship.

What did the sun say to the ice cube? You’re cool!

Why did the thermometer join social media? It wanted to post some sizzling selfies!

Why did the heatwave start a band? It wanted to create some sizzling beats!

I’m not lazy; I’m in energy-saving mode during the heatwave.

How do you stay cool during a heatwave? Sit next to a fan and open a window – it’s a breeze!

Why did the scarecrow become a lifeguard? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

What do you call a warm drink on a hot day? A steaming contradiction!

Why did the beach blush? Because the sea-weed!

A summer joke

Why don’t scientists trust atoms in the summer? Because they make up everything!

How do you catch a squirrel in the summer? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Why did the scarecrow become a successful lifeguard? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!

When the heat is on, I’m just trying to keep my cool – it’s a temperature management skill!

I wanted to bake cookies, but it’s so hot that they turned into sun-dough!

The heatwave wanted to be an actor, but it couldn’t stand being in the hot seat.

How hot is it at the beach? So hot that even the sea is turning into a Jacuzzi!

What did one thermometer say to the other? You’re hot!

When it gets hot, I become a fan of air conditioning.

What’s a snowman’s favorite type of vacation? A tropical meltdown!

My ideal summer workout is lifting ice cream cones – it’s a sundae funday!

Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!

Why did the ice cream go to therapy? It had too many sprinkles of emotional issues!

What did the sun say to the beach? You shore do know how to make me shine!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms in hot weather? Because they might become too reactive!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!

How do you organize a space party during a heatwave? You planet, and don’t forget the sunblock!

What’s the sun’s favorite game? Sunbathing!

In the summer, the only thing I chase is the ice cream truck.

How does the sun cut its hair? Eclipse it!

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit during summer? A blood orange!

Why do bananas use sunscreen? Because they might peel!

My thermostat has a great sense of humor – it always cracks a heat joke.

What’s the sun’s favorite subject in school? Solar-ship!

Hot Weather Jokes

What do you call a snow cone that tells jokes? A laugh-icicle!

What’s a beach’s favorite candy? Sandy kisses!

What’s a sunbathing cat’s favorite drink? A mice tea!

When the heat gets unbearable, I just turn on my cool mode.

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved!

What did the sun study in school? Sun-ography!

What’s a beach’s favorite kind of math? Sand-digits!

Why did the weather report go to school? To improve its outlook!

What did one heatwave say to the other? Let’s give them a warm welcome!

What did the beach say to the tide? Long time no sea!

How does the ocean say hi? It waves!

What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!

So that is it for our list of Summer Puns. We hope you found the perfect one!

Woman holding up a clear chunk of ice on the beach

About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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