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The 250 Funny Beach Puns for a Laugh in the Sand


Time on the beach is all about friends, fun and stupid jokes, which is why we have gathered all the best beach puns to use for your next post. And if you’re looking for short beach jokes, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Our Favorite Funny Beach Puns

Talk to the palm.

This weekend was knot too bad

You are one in a melon, girl!

Tropic like it’s hot.

Keep palm and carry on.

Whale, hello there.

Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?

I like big buoys and I cannot lie

Making a splash to beat the heat!

Keeping it reel at the lake

Life’s a beach so just enjoy the waves.

Feeling a bit beachy

I’m all tide up at the moment.

Please excuse my resting beach face.

Feeling breezy.

You’re one in a watermelon.

I require vitamin sea.

Palm trees with beach puns

Back in the swim of things

Felt cute. Might go seas the day

I will sea you at the beach.

Happiness comes in waves

Having a fintastic time

Go with the float

I’ll shorely make you laugh.

Shell we dance?

This is my resting beach face

Buoy, these views are fin-tastic

Another day at the of-fish

You’re diving me crazy

Don’t krill my vibe.

Eat my bubbles

Anything is popsicle whenever I am with you.

Things are already getting out of sand.

Ocean with funny beach puns

I’m trying my best, but I keep floundering!

Come on, friends! Lettuce celebrate.

Weapon of mast destruction

Beach daze, always

That little sun of a beach.

Don’t ever get tide down.

Stay salty, dear.

Water you doing?

I whale always love you.

Stop clownfish-ing around!

Don’t be so stern

Come out of your shell

Stay salty, babe.

Having yachts of fun with you

Summer is never oh-fish-ially over

It’s a-boat time we got on the water

Love you to the beach and back.

Ocean with short beach puns

Yeah buoy, we’re on a yacht!

One thing’s for shore, I otter-ly love the ocean.

Don’t let the bad vibes tide you down.

This week I don’t give a ship

I lake you a lot!

Oh ship, it’s a sea day

Plank you very much

Just a fish out of water

I’m hooked!

If there’s a will, there’s a wave.

You can’t be crabby when you’re fishing on a boat

Stern, Baby Stern

Shell we go?

Lost at sea? I’m not shore.

Rock cliff and the sea with a Sea Captions for Instagram

Canoe imagine a more perfect day? Neither can I.

Let’s get salty.


Leaving worries in our wake

I whale love you until I die.

Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash

Whatever floats your boat

Don’t be such a pain in the boat.

No one likes a shady beach

I’ll be back. Just hanging out with some grill friends.

Oar-ed out of my mind

Everything is popsicle whenever I’m with you.

It’s lake o’clock somewhere

You’re a catch.

Cones with short funny puns about ice cream

It’s a-boat time to go for a sail

I stand for paddling.

Girls just wanna have sun

Salty, but sweet.

Tis the sea-sun.

Don’t worry, beach happy

I love you to the shore line and back

Time to pack my glass flippers.

It’s time to be nauti.

It’s campfire time. Let’s get lit.

You can’t swim with us.

Hope you sea the beauty in life.

Let minnow when we’re going to the beach.

Congrats! It’s time for a shell-ebration!

Beach with palm tree puns

Sandy Cheeks reporting for duty.

Having a hull of a time

Avoid pier pressure

To the Batfish Mobile!

Lake hair. Don’t care. Well, I care a little

Fresh to depth.

You had me at boat

Hey! Are you squidding me?

Having a hull of a time

Cast away your troubles

What’s all the comm-ocean?

Hope you have a fintastic day.

Please excuse my resting beach face.

Nobody likes a shady beach

Beach plans never flip-flop.

Blue ocean with funny summer vibes captions

Water you doing, my friend?

You dive me crazy

Having a reel good time with my besties

Sorry, I’m hot for you.

I’ll be tuna-ing in tonight for my favorite show

Don’t worry BEACH happy

It’s a bit lake to start now

We love fishing for the halibut!

Riptides and tan lines.

Let’s have fun, buoys and gulls!

Shrimp-ly amazing.

I need a good paddling.

She’s very much so-fish-ticated.

B.E.A.C.H – Best Escape Any One Can Have.

Reading while sunbathing makes you wel-red

This vacation is one in a melon

Are we good, beaches?

Waves on beach with funny summer beach captions and funny captions for beach pictures

Life’s a beach. Enjoy the waves.

In need of some vitamin sea.

Last boat naut least.

Oar-ed out of my mind

I can sea clearly now.

Giving in to the pier pressure

Don’t rock the boat

No Ship, Sherlock

What’s this all a-boat?

If there’s will, there’s wave

The ocean made me salty.

Adios beaches!

Don’t forget to seas the day.

Hooked. Like, for reels

Beach and cliffs with funny beach captions with friends

I love shopping on Grouper-on

Taking a nap in my haddock

I’m a reel expert. I can tackle anything.

If you wanna sashimi, you need to ask me out

Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.

Oh yeah buoy.

I’d love to sea more.

Hey beach! Long time no sea.

Sorry, I’m octopied.

Pain in the boat

You don’t like the ocean? Beach, please.

This wonderful beach makes me so em-ocean-al.

Not salty about this situation

Are you squidding me right now?

Seas the day.

What’s this all aboat?

Hey, don’t worry. Just beach happy.

The s’more the merrier.

Sea you at the beach.


He’s so swordfish-ticated

Cones with funny ice cream puns


My love for you is in-tents!

Seas the beach day

Where my beaches at?

All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.

Finally made it to the beach. Shell yeah.

Beach you to it.

Don’t give into pier pressure

Feeling fintastic.

At the lake and keeping it reel

I’m o-fish-aly ready.

A fine kettle of fish

S’more for me!

Having a reel good time with my besties

Kiss my mast

Definitely not salty about this view

Water you waiting for?!

I like big buoys and I cannot lie

You are one crazy little sun of a beach

I’m feeling beachy today.

Hold on, I’m getting a bit em-ocean-al.

Ship happens

Finally! I can sea clearly now.

Life is like a fanta-sea

Boats on lake with boat lake puns

This is shrimp-ly awesome!

You used to call me on my shellphone.

Whale, hello there, buddy.

You’re the best sea-ster ever

Life is s’more fun with you

Let’s should shell-abrate good times and tan lines.

It’s aboat time to go.

I’m melting for you.

Forever in need of some vitamin sea

Oh buoy, I’m not ready for summer to be over yet

The ocean is very crab-tivating to me!

Good things come to those who bait.

Fishing you a wonderful day.

Hold on, I’m getting a bit em-ocean-al.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Summer Puns, Lake Puns, Short Beach Quotes, Beach Hair Captions and Beach Captions.

Summer Jokes

How hot is it at the beach? So hot that even the sea is turning into a Jacuzzi!

How do the beaches greet one another? With a good shake.

Why were the cops summoned to the beach? Because there was something fishy going on.

What is the most vital part of a fish? The balance!

What’s a beach’s favorite candy? Sandy kisses!

What’s a summer fruit’s favorite dance? The watermelon crawl!

How can we be sure that the sea is pleasant? It sways!

Flipflops with short summer jokes

When it gets hot, I become a fan of air conditioning.

Why did the sun go to therapy? It had too many issues to work through!

What clothing do sheep dress up to the beach? It’s a baa-kini.

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved!

How does the sun cut its hair? Eclipse it!

Why is the seaside so welcoming? Because it swells.

Why did the ice cream go to therapy? It had too many sprinkles of emotional issues!

What was the magician’s response to the fisherman? Choose a fish, any fish!

Why did the beach always have great parties? Because it knew how to make waves!

Where do sharks go on vacation? Finland!

What’s the sun’s favorite subject in school? Solar-ship!

When the heat gets unbearable, I just turn on my cool mode.

Does the banana apply sunscreen to his skin at the beach? It would not peel.

What’s a beach’s favorite kind of math? Sand-digits!

What does Cinderella dress up when she goes to the beach? Flippers are made using glass.

What did one heatwave say to the other? Let’s give them a warm welcome!

Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!

Waves with short captions ocean waves

What sort of music do killer whales enjoy? They pay attention to the orca star!

Who keeps the ocean clean? The sea mermaids.

Is the sand hot? Naturally, it is!

When the heat is on, I’m just trying to keep my cool – it’s a temperature management skill!

What is the name for a sluggish crayfish? What a slob!

Which sea monster is very well? The celestial fish!

Why do bananas use sunscreen? Because they might peel!

What is the name of seagulls which reside near the coast? A bagel.

Nothing was said by one ocean to the other; they waved.

What is the purpose of the sick boat? To get to the shore!

What’s the sun’s favorite game? Sunbathing!

What is the most commonly encountered insect on the beach? It’s a beach buggy

Which fish is the most valuable? The goldfish, of course!

Floatie with funny summer jokes

My thermostat has a great sense of humor – it always cracks a heat joke.

What makes an octopus laugh? Features T.E.N. tickles!

What had the sea to say to the pirate? There was no sound it just waved!

What is an ocean beast’s preferred food? Ships and fish!

What did the beach say to the tide? Long time no sea!

In the summer, the only thing I chase is the ice cream truck.

Why are oysters not sharing their pearls? They’re shellfish, after all! What is the most tv Program on the seafloor? Fortune’s whale!

The heatwave wanted to be an actor, but it couldn’t stand being in the hot seat.

Did the beach make any comments as the water rose? No sea for a long time.

Summer is the season for getting a tan – or as I like to call it, a solar panel for happiness.

Why can’t the ocean laugh at itself? Because it’s overly salty

What twitches at the base of the ocean? I was a nervous wreck.

I’m not lazy; I’m in energy-saving mode during the heatwave.

Why did the beach blush? Because the sea-weed!

What exactly is scup? A fish scup

Why did the heatwave start a band? It wanted to create some sizzling beats!

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish!

How does the ocean say hi? It waves!

So that is it for our list of Beach Puns. We hope you found the perfect one!

Woman holding up a clear chunk of ice on the beach

About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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