Time on the beach is all about friends, fun and stupid jokes, which is why we have gathered all the best beach puns to use for your next post. And if you’re looking for short beach jokes, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Our Favorite Funny Beach Puns
Talk to the palm.
This weekend was knot too bad
You are one in a melon, girl!
Tropic like it’s hot.
Keep palm and carry on.
Whale, hello there.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
I like big buoys and I cannot lie
Making a splash to beat the heat!
Keeping it reel at the lake
Life’s a beach so just enjoy the waves.
Feeling a bit beachy
I’m all tide up at the moment.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Feeling breezy.
You’re one in a watermelon.
I require vitamin sea.
Back in the swim of things
Felt cute. Might go seas the day
I will sea you at the beach.
Happiness comes in waves
Having a fintastic time
Go with the float
I’ll shorely make you laugh.
Shell we dance?
This is my resting beach face
Buoy, these views are fin-tastic
Another day at the of-fish
You’re diving me crazy
Don’t krill my vibe.
Eat my bubbles
Anything is popsicle whenever I am with you.
Things are already getting out of sand.
I’m trying my best, but I keep floundering!
Come on, friends! Lettuce celebrate.
Weapon of mast destruction
Beach daze, always
That little sun of a beach.
Don’t ever get tide down.
Stay salty, dear.
Water you doing?
I whale always love you.
Stop clownfish-ing around!
Don’t be so stern
Come out of your shell
Stay salty, babe.
Having yachts of fun with you
Summer is never oh-fish-ially over
It’s a-boat time we got on the water
Love you to the beach and back.
Yeah buoy, we’re on a yacht!
One thing’s for shore, I otter-ly love the ocean.
Don’t let the bad vibes tide you down.
This week I don’t give a ship
I lake you a lot!
Oh ship, it’s a sea day
Plank you very much
Just a fish out of water
I’m hooked!
If there’s a will, there’s a wave.
You can’t be crabby when you’re fishing on a boat
Stern, Baby Stern
Shell we go?
Lost at sea? I’m not shore.
Canoe imagine a more perfect day? Neither can I.
Let’s get salty.
Lakeaholic
Leaving worries in our wake
I whale love you until I die.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash
Whatever floats your boat
Don’t be such a pain in the boat.
No one likes a shady beach
I’ll be back. Just hanging out with some grill friends.
Oar-ed out of my mind
Everything is popsicle whenever I’m with you.
It’s lake o’clock somewhere
You’re a catch.
It’s a-boat time to go for a sail
I stand for paddling.
Girls just wanna have sun
Salty, but sweet.
Tis the sea-sun.
Don’t worry, beach happy
I love you to the shore line and back
Time to pack my glass flippers.
It’s time to be nauti.
It’s campfire time. Let’s get lit.
You can’t swim with us.
Hope you sea the beauty in life.
Let minnow when we’re going to the beach.
Congrats! It’s time for a shell-ebration!
Sandy Cheeks reporting for duty.
Having a hull of a time
Avoid pier pressure
To the Batfish Mobile!
Lake hair. Don’t care. Well, I care a little
Fresh to depth.
You had me at boat
Hey! Are you squidding me?
Having a hull of a time
Cast away your troubles
What’s all the comm-ocean?
Hope you have a fintastic day.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Nobody likes a shady beach
Beach plans never flip-flop.
Water you doing, my friend?
You dive me crazy
Having a reel good time with my besties
Sorry, I’m hot for you.
I’ll be tuna-ing in tonight for my favorite show
Don’t worry BEACH happy
It’s a bit lake to start now
We love fishing for the halibut!
Riptides and tan lines.
Let’s have fun, buoys and gulls!
Shrimp-ly amazing.
I need a good paddling.
She’s very much so-fish-ticated.
B.E.A.C.H – Best Escape Any One Can Have.
Reading while sunbathing makes you wel-red
This vacation is one in a melon
Are we good, beaches?
Life’s a beach. Enjoy the waves.
In need of some vitamin sea.
Last boat naut least.
Oar-ed out of my mind
I can sea clearly now.
Giving in to the pier pressure
Don’t rock the boat
No Ship, Sherlock
What’s this all a-boat?
If there’s will, there’s wave
The ocean made me salty.
Adios beaches!
Don’t forget to seas the day.
Hooked. Like, for reels
I love shopping on Grouper-on
Taking a nap in my haddock
I’m a reel expert. I can tackle anything.
If you wanna sashimi, you need to ask me out
Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Oh yeah buoy.
I’d love to sea more.
Hey beach! Long time no sea.
Sorry, I’m octopied.
Pain in the boat
You don’t like the ocean? Beach, please.
This wonderful beach makes me so em-ocean-al.
Not salty about this situation
Are you squidding me right now?
Seas the day.
What’s this all aboat?
Hey, don’t worry. Just beach happy.
The s’more the merrier.
Sea you at the beach.
SUP-er.
He’s so swordfish-ticated
B’Yacht’ch
My love for you is in-tents!
Seas the beach day
Where my beaches at?
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Finally made it to the beach. Shell yeah.
Beach you to it.
Don’t give into pier pressure
Feeling fintastic.
At the lake and keeping it reel
I’m o-fish-aly ready.
A fine kettle of fish
S’more for me!
Having a reel good time with my besties
Kiss my mast
Definitely not salty about this view
Water you waiting for?!
I like big buoys and I cannot lie
You are one crazy little sun of a beach
I’m feeling beachy today.
Hold on, I’m getting a bit em-ocean-al.
Ship happens
Finally! I can sea clearly now.
Life is like a fanta-sea
This is shrimp-ly awesome!
You used to call me on my shellphone.
Whale, hello there, buddy.
You’re the best sea-ster ever
Life is s’more fun with you
Let’s should shell-abrate good times and tan lines.
It’s aboat time to go.
I’m melting for you.
Forever in need of some vitamin sea
Oh buoy, I’m not ready for summer to be over yet
The ocean is very crab-tivating to me!
Good things come to those who bait.
Fishing you a wonderful day.
Hold on, I’m getting a bit em-ocean-al.
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Summer Puns, Lake Puns, Short Beach Quotes, Beach Hair Captions and Beach Captions.
Summer Jokes
How hot is it at the beach? So hot that even the sea is turning into a Jacuzzi!
How do the beaches greet one another? With a good shake.
Why were the cops summoned to the beach? Because there was something fishy going on.
What is the most vital part of a fish? The balance!
What’s a beach’s favorite candy? Sandy kisses!
What’s a summer fruit’s favorite dance? The watermelon crawl!
How can we be sure that the sea is pleasant? It sways!
When it gets hot, I become a fan of air conditioning.
Why did the sun go to therapy? It had too many issues to work through!
What clothing do sheep dress up to the beach? It’s a baa-kini.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved!
How does the sun cut its hair? Eclipse it!
Why is the seaside so welcoming? Because it swells.
Why did the ice cream go to therapy? It had too many sprinkles of emotional issues!
What was the magician’s response to the fisherman? Choose a fish, any fish!
Why did the beach always have great parties? Because it knew how to make waves!
Where do sharks go on vacation? Finland!
What’s the sun’s favorite subject in school? Solar-ship!
When the heat gets unbearable, I just turn on my cool mode.
Does the banana apply sunscreen to his skin at the beach? It would not peel.
What’s a beach’s favorite kind of math? Sand-digits!
What does Cinderella dress up when she goes to the beach? Flippers are made using glass.
What did one heatwave say to the other? Let’s give them a warm welcome!
Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
What sort of music do killer whales enjoy? They pay attention to the orca star!
Who keeps the ocean clean? The sea mermaids.
Is the sand hot? Naturally, it is!
When the heat is on, I’m just trying to keep my cool – it’s a temperature management skill!
What is the name for a sluggish crayfish? What a slob!
Which sea monster is very well? The celestial fish!
Why do bananas use sunscreen? Because they might peel!
What is the name of seagulls which reside near the coast? A bagel.
Nothing was said by one ocean to the other; they waved.
What is the purpose of the sick boat? To get to the shore!
What’s the sun’s favorite game? Sunbathing!
What is the most commonly encountered insect on the beach? It’s a beach buggy
Which fish is the most valuable? The goldfish, of course!
My thermostat has a great sense of humor – it always cracks a heat joke.
What makes an octopus laugh? Features T.E.N. tickles!
What had the sea to say to the pirate? There was no sound it just waved!
What is an ocean beast’s preferred food? Ships and fish!
What did the beach say to the tide? Long time no sea!
In the summer, the only thing I chase is the ice cream truck.
Why are oysters not sharing their pearls? They’re shellfish, after all! What is the most tv Program on the seafloor? Fortune’s whale!
The heatwave wanted to be an actor, but it couldn’t stand being in the hot seat.
Did the beach make any comments as the water rose? No sea for a long time.
Summer is the season for getting a tan – or as I like to call it, a solar panel for happiness.
Why can’t the ocean laugh at itself? Because it’s overly salty
What twitches at the base of the ocean? I was a nervous wreck.
I’m not lazy; I’m in energy-saving mode during the heatwave.
Why did the beach blush? Because the sea-weed!
What exactly is scup? A fish scup
Why did the heatwave start a band? It wanted to create some sizzling beats!
What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish!
How does the ocean say hi? It waves!
So that is it for our list of Beach Puns. We hope you found the perfect one!
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Laynni Locke
I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.
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