Summer is all about having fun and enjoying a laugh or two with friends, so we have put together a list of all the best funny beach captions for your next post. And if you’re looking for short funny beach quotes for Instagram, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Beach Captions
Disclaimer: The beach may cause extreme relaxation, changes in skin color, changes in state of mind, steady breathing, lower blood pressure, and in most cases it will cause addiction.
Because every day should feel like a day at the beach
Summer lovin’ happened so fast…I’m melting
Sun kissing ocean. Beach touching bum.
Sometimes, beach time with your best friend is all the therapy you need
The sunset is life’s way of saying good job, you survived today, here’s something pretty
Unwinding in a place where my beach vacation never ends
Catching rays and serving looks, summer style
Getting my Vitamin Sea
Keepin’ it sizzle
If life is a journey the beach is my destination
Don’t Worry, Get Sandy!
Set your clock to beach time
Palm trees & ocean breeze
Spending my summer on the beach
I want to run the beach’s length, because it never ends.
Summer is a state of mind
Heatwave? More like a heat rave!
I wonder if the beach misses me
Isn’t it technically happy hour anytime there’s this much sun?
Smell the sea, Feel the breeze. Hear the ocean be at ease.
Chasing sunrays, beach waves, and sunsets
Beating the heat with more heat
Sweltering but smoldering
Rise and shine, it’s beach walking time!
Beating the heat and living my best life
Turning up the heat with my summer vibes
Time spent at the beach is never time wasted
Just a hot girl summer doing hot girl things
Race to the sunset? Bet I’ll beach you there
Forever BEACHY
Let the countdown to the beach begin!
Heatwave hero
Life is better with vitamin sea
All vacations should be at the beach
Currently pretending I’m at the beach
They say home is where the heart is. For most people, that consists of four walls and a welcome mat. But for me, it’s the ocean.
I love you to the shore line and back
If you’re not barefoot, then you’re overdressed.
Heat wave hustler
If there aren’t palm trees I’m not going
This weather’s hotter than my mixtape
Making waves in this wave of warmth
Beach bums and setting suns
The smell of the ocean never gets old
An ocean breeze puts the mind at ease
Sizzling vibes only in this summer heat
Sweatin’ like it’s my day job
Tan lines fade, but friends are forever
Mercury rising, and so is my mood thermometer
This beach vacation should get a speeding ticket
As endless as the ocean, as timeless as the tides
Sweating like I’m on a first date, but it’s just Tuesday
The Beach, where doing absolutely nothing, is doing something
Don’t worry, beach happy
Waves for days
Sea you soon
What’s up, MTV. Welcome to my beach.
Summer daze and scorching rays
Meltin’ but still smeltin’ good
If you can’t take the heat, stay off my Instagram
One sun beam at a time
Flame and fortune
Sea you at the beach
Too hot to handle
Everything gets hotter when the sun goes down
I followed my heart and it led me to the beach
Let the sea set you free
Feeling that summery beachy feeling
Happiness is found under a palm tree
If I’m sweating, I’m not glistening, I’m melting
Life was meant for best friends and beach adventures
A cloudy day at the beach is still a day at the… Beach!
Beauty and the beach, featuring a scorching sun
Summer, please never end
Basking in the glow and going with the flow
I lost my heart to the sea
Popsicle diet advocate
Love you to the beach and back
Your only worry should be if the tide is going to reach your chair.
I’m a true OCEANHOLIC!
Eternity begins and ends with the ocean’s tides
Beach vibes and palm trees
The beach looks beautiful on you
I’m happiest when floating in the sea
Turning the walkway into a runway in this heat
Blue skies, denim short & a salty tan
Life is a BEACH enjoy the WAVES
Hotter than a pepper sprout and just as spicy
Child of the ocean
This is my Resting Beach Face.
Whipping out the sunnies for a day full of sunnies
Nothing but sandy skin and summer smiles
You either love the beach, or you’re wrong
Beach days always
If the heat is an art, I’m the masterpiece
Can’t sparkle without a little sweat
Just call me the human popsicle, I’m melting out here
I’m a beachoholic. I admit to being powerless over my flip flops; the warm sun on my skin, the cool wind in my hair, the sound of crashing waves & the umbrella thingy in my glass.
Just keep swimming
Getting my dose of Vitamin D and Vitamin sea
My tan lines may fade, but the memories won’t
Salty but sweet
Summer lovin’, happened so…hot
BEACH: Heaven On Earth
Solar powered and proud
Ocean Child
These are the beach days we live for
Sun-kissed and loving every minute of this warmth
So hot, even the shade is sweating!
Sun-kissed sun of a beach!
May you always have a shell in your pocket and sand in your shoes
Sun’s out, fun’s out and I’m here for all of it
Sizzling through this summer like…
May you always have a shell in your pocket and sand in your shoes.
Scorchin’ and storin’ memories
Is it global warming or is it just me?
Bask in the blaze
In the waves of change we find our direction
Sun’s out, puns out
My beach vacay is the best excuse for lazy days
I was born to explore, have adventures, and watch sunsets!
Salt water heals everything
The best memories come from bad ideas done with best friends
Sun’s out, puns out… and I’ve got nothing but hot jokes
Beach daze, always
Lemonade and shade days
Feeling the summer beach vibes
If you’re lucky enough to live by the sea, you’re lucky enough.
Every summer has a story, mine’s just a bit hotter
A little beach day lovin’
Glowing with the flow
Melt with you
All I need are beaches and palm trees
I want to be wild, beautiful, and free. Just like the sea.
Even castles made from sand fall to the ocean
Trying to keep it cool, but I’m not a cucumber
All I need is a palm tree and a cool breeze
When life gives you lemons, it’s too hot to make lemonade
Happiness is a day at the beach
If you can’t handle the heat, stay out of my posts
Good vibes happen on tides
Be grateful for good friends, hot sun, shady umbrellas and clear water
Turning up the heat with every step I take
Don’t worry BEACH happy
Too hot to handle, but still cool for the ‘gram
Sunshine at the beach
Current mood: Sweat, sparkle, and smile
When life gives you heat, make beach days
I need some beach therapy
I just wanna live on the beach. Walk it at night and then fall asleep with the windows open and listen to the waves crash.
All I need is a good dose of vitamin sea
Sun’s out, puns out
Sunset at the beach- a time to shell-abrate like none other
The beach gives me porpoise
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream – and AC!
Life is Better in a bikini
Gone to the beach. Be back never.
The tans will fade but memories will last forever
Beach life is better shared
Happier than a Sea gull with a french fry.
Food in tum. Beach under bum. Eyes on the sun.
Sunset beers, beach-side cheers, and dreamy days
Keep calm and ignore the thermometer
On the surface of the sun, casual Friday means no spacesuit
Sandy toes. Sunkissed nose.
Popsicle diet for the foreseeable future
The best therapy is beach therapy
Ocean Air, Salty hair.
Palm trees and 80 degrees
Scorched selfies all day
May there be just enough clouds in your life to create a glorious sunset
Keep Palm and Carry On
Sizzlin’ and chillin’, that’s the summer drill
High tides, good vibes
Any beach day spent with you is my favorite day
Beach therapy should be covered by health insurance
Solar powered and proud
You are the pina to my colada
Beach Bum
Go with the Flow.
Nights get longer. Life gets better.
Sunset + Beach + Friends + Food = Perfection
Not to brag, but I think the sun’s got a crush on me
Burnin’ bright and feelin’ alright
Beach. Sleep. Repeat.
Sun of a beach that’s a nice sunset!
No one likes a shady beach
Catch me melting over the summer spell – literally
Beach hair, don’t care.
I don’t want any shade unless I’m beneath a palm tree
Give me coffee to change the things I can, and the beach to accept the things I can’t.
I asked for a little sun, not a whole solar system!
Ending beach days in a beach daze
On the beach under a palm tree is the best place to be
Let the waves hit your feet and the sand be your seat
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should go to the beach.
Sizzling through the summer
Some days ya just wanna put on some sparkly fins… and go live under the flippin’ sea!
Chillin’ in the sunshine, living that heatwave life
Keep calm and let’s go to the beach
I’m not sunburnt, I’m just a little overcooked
My love for you is deeper than the ocean
My favorite painting is a sunset over a beach
Ain’t no shade when you’re made for the sun
When life gives you sun, make sunscreen lemonade
Just keep swimming through this hot weather wave
The more tan lines the merrier
Spending my vacation on the beach
Soaking up the sun and pretending I’m a well-done steak
Keepin’ it hot, never lukewarm
Heatwaves can’t touch this cool vibe
Melting the day away with a cool treat and hot beats
Beaches are better with friends
I have a love so deep the ocean would be jealous
Too hot to handle, too cute to care
I followed my heart, it lead me to the beach
Summer vibes on overload
Tropic like it’s hot
Sunshine is the best medicine
Happiness comes in waves
I need Vitamin SEA
Hanging with my grill friends
Ocean makes one forgot the world and just relax
Memories are made in flip flops
Beating the heat and living my best life
It was love at first sight the day I met the beach.
You, me and the beach
Sun, sand and pineapple in hand
Heat wave? More like heat rave!
Sun shine on my mind
Making this heatwave my personal runway
Girls just wanna have sun
Life is good at the beach
Call it fashion, but this sun hat is sheer survival
The grass is greener where the sun shines brighter
The waves of the sea help me get back to me
“Is it hot in here or is it just me?” – Everyone, every summer
Getting my daily dose of Vitamin Sea
Living on the sunny side of life today and always
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea
Living on the sunny side of life
You can never have too much beach
Here’s my “I’m not sweating, I’m glistening” look
Life is better at the Beach!
Flip-flops and crop tops: my heatwave uniform
Chasing palm trees
Just a hot-tea looking for some shade
The sun goes down. The moon comes up. And life goes on.
I want to live by the sea. Laughter, beauty, surfing & to be carefree.
Hotter than the forecast
Life is better in flip-flops
The beach is calling and I must go
If there’s will, there’s wave
Good Times and Tan Lines
Never stop chasing your summer
I hope someday I’ll wake up to see that I live on the beach.
Heat, happiness, and a million reasons to smile
Adios beaches!
Blazing trails and leaving salty tales
The beach: Life slows down. Friends stay longer.
Sweat? I prefer the term liquid awesome
Beach vacay is my happy place
There is no place like the beach… where the land meets the sea and the sea meats the sky
The best days are beach days
B.E.A.C.H – Best Escape Any One Can Have.
Sweatin’ glitter in the sunshine
Just a drop in this ocean of heat
Life’s better on the beach under a palm tree
Currently accepting any and all forms of ice cream bribes
Seas the beach day
Sun’s out, buns out, and life’s all about
Current mood: seeking shade and lemonade
Friends are the beaches of life
Sun’s out, buns out
Summer’s a wave, catch it
Those lazy, hazy, crazy days of beach vacation
Find me under the palms
My beach vacation is going swimmingly!
When life gives you sun, get a tan
We dream in colors borrowed from the sea
Soaking up the sun and radiating positivity
Throwing shade just to stay cool
Tropic like its hot.
Beach you to it.
Hot enough for ya?
Grillin’ and chillin’
Sunny with a chance of awesomeness
Hotness overload, but let’s keep it cool
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Beach Puns, Bikini Captions, Beach Hair Captions and Palm Tree Quotes.
Funny Beach Quotes
“My life is like a stroll on the beach… as near to the edge as I can go.” — Henry David Thoreau
“When two roads diverge… take the one that leads to the beach.” — Hannah Mckinnon
“It’s hard for me to put into words why I like the beach so much. Everything about it is renewing for me, almost like therapy — Beach Therapy.” — Amy Dykens
“Beach girls now, beach girls tomorrow, beach girls till the end of time.” — Luanne Rice
“There is nothing more beautiful than the way the ocean refuses to stop kissing the shoreline no matter how many times it is sent away.” — Sarah Kay
“When you walk on the beach at night, you can say things you can’t say in real life.” — J. Han
“Pour me a sunset, kill the night, and I promise to drink with you forever.” – William C. Hannan
“Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.” — William Goldman (in The Princess Bride)
“Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I look my best when I’m totally free, on holiday, walking on the beach.” — Rosamund Pike
“Don’t grow up too quickly, lest you forget how much you love the beach.” — Michelle Held
“After a visit to the beach, it’s hard to believe that we live in a material world.” — Pam Shaw
“Not everyone has to ride off into the sunset with a man. Some of us just want a tan.” — Mandy Hale
“I don’t weep over sandcastles anymore, I just watch the tides.” — Uma Sreekanth
“On the beach, you can live in bliss.” — Dennis Wilson
“To escape and sit quietly on the beach — that’s my idea of paradise.” — Emilia Wickstead
“Give a girl a margarita, put her on the beach. Smiles and paradise are now within reach.” — Spencer Antle
So that is it for our list of Funny Beach Captions and Quotes. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
About the Author
Laynni Locke
I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.
And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.
With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.