Summer may be over but the laughs don’t have to be, which is why we have gathered all the best fall puns to use for your next post. And if you’re looking for short fall jokes, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Our Favorite Fall Puns
Let’s squash that rumor.
This chilly weather is soup-er!
I always fall head over heels for fall.
Pumpkin pi.
Go on, bake my day.
May the forest be with you.
Don’t leaf me hanging.
Don’t gossip in the cornfield, there are too many ears around.
Hay there, hot stuff!
It’s fall coming back to me now.
What did the ginkgo tree say when it answered the phone? “Yellow!”
That’s fall, folks!
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s maple leaves.
I only have pies for you.
Isn’t this season just wonder-fall?!
Don’t even chai.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Looking for puns? I’m a pun-king.
It’s the most wonderfall time of the year.
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
No more Mr. Spice guy.
Don’t leaf me!
Quit being so witchy-washy!
Hey pumpkin, you’re looking boo-tiful.
Witchy-washy
You’re my sweater half.
Don’t sweat the fall stuff
This weather is paw-some.
It’s time to fall in love.
Don’t even chai to say you love fall more than me.
Fall aboard!
Do you have anything to fall back on?
Do you think Gourdon Ramsay would have some good pumpkin recipes?
Hay there!
I donut know what I ever did without pumpkin spice.
If it isn’t pumpkin flavored, I don’t want it.
Sweater late than never.
Don’t be acorn-y.
Dad is such acorn-y person.
Hello gourdgeous.
With all the pumpkins around, autumn is definitely the most gourd-geous season.
Snack-o-lantern
Feelin’ gourd.
Orange you glad it’s autumn?
I’m fallin’ for you.
You’re the (caramel) apple of my eye.
Every pumpkin should have a gourd dog.
The Amazing Cider-Man.
I like you a (pumpkin spice) latte.
Did someone say “sweater weather”?
I would never leaf you.
It feels like scarecrows are stalking us.
Let it tree.
And they lived apple-y ever after.
Piece (of pie) out.
These pumpkins are simply gourd-ous.
Wow, you’re jacked.
Even books wear jackets in the fall.
Hop in the autumn-mobile for a fall drive.
Spice, spice, baby.
Don’t leaf out! It’s fall.
My favorite fall outfit is a har-vest.
I’m falling for you.
I’m at your beck and fall.
Too cute to spook.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Don’t let your gourd down this fall.
Dear gourd!
Carve out the good times!
Fall-elujah
Carving out some time for fun
I wrote a big book about autumn. I titled it A Tome.
Who is the best apple picker? We need a de-cider.
Make like a tree and leaf.
I love you a latte.
This latte is spice-tacular.
Let’s squash the drama and leaf it all behind.
FALLing in love.
Sweater weather is always better.
I’m acorn-y person.
You’re the apple of my pie.
Be-leaf in yourself.
Orange you happy it’s fall?
Donut know what I ever did without my PSL.
Are you oakay? Yes, I’m pine.
We declare this land autumnomous.
I spy with my little pie.
Mum’s the word!
You’re so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Crisp air, don’t care.
Go big or gourd home.
Fall is amaizing.
I’m a pun-king.
Trick or treat yo’ self.
Unleashing the joy this season.
Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
Falling in puppy love.
Don’t be afraid to fall.
Orange you glad it’s fall?
Pumpkin spice and chill.
Falls well that ends well.
Bet your autumn dollar, fall is my favorite.
This maze is going to be a piece of spice cake.
Leaf me alone.
Resting witch face
The scarecrow hits the hay before 9:00 PM.
Pumpkin spice and everything nice
These treats just really bake my day!
If you don’t like sappy puns, you better leaf right now.
You’re the pick of the patch.
That’s fall folks!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
You a-maize me.
Happy hollow-ween.
Pumpkin spice up your life!
Fall in love with moments.
This cooler weather is soup-er.
Beautifall
Don’t stop be-leafing.
Bet your Autumn dollar, it’s my favorite season!
Pumpkins are the only fruit that I’ll be eating for the foreseeable future.
You’re nuttier than a fruitcake!
If money grew on trees, we’d be raking it in.
What did the sign at the corn maze say? Don’t get lost in the maize.
Let’s squash this rumor right now.
Leaf operating officer.
You’re my gourd luck charm.
A pumpkin a day keeps the doctors away.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Gourd of the Rings.
Life is gourd.
Beauty is in the pie of the beholder.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Let’s get lit.
Pumpkin spice, spice, baby.
Blessed and pumpkin spice obsessed!
I’m ahead of the carve.
Are you fall real?
You’re my lil’ chunk of pumpkin!
I’m turning over a new leaf this fall.
Can’t help fallin’ in love.
I’ve just been promoted to commander-in-leaf.
Hay there!
Fall is the best season fur-real.
Spicetacular!
You’re the candy apple of my eye.
I love pumpkin spice a latte.
I’m feeling gratefall for these autumn days.
I’m the pum-king of fall.
Hello, gourd-geous.
You truly a-maize me!
You really autumn know…
I heard it’s awwtumn.
Let’s pumpkin spice things up!
Your pumpkin carving skills are a-maize-ing!
Nothing to seed here. (Seriously, we ate all the pumpkin seeds.)
You autumn know…
I’m so excited to chai on all the fall sweaters.
New pinecone, who dis?
I’m acorn-y person.
With summer over, it’s time to chill.
Hay girl, hay!
Squash goals
Sometimes s’more is s’more.
Easy as pumpkin pie
At the gym getting jacked.
Have a gourd time!
And then they lived apple-y ever after.
Smashing pumpkins.
I haven’t tripped, but here I am in the fall.
Rakes-n-pains.
Pride comes before the fall.
I yam what I yam.
(Pumpkin) pie beg to differ!
Summer is better than autumn? That’s a fallacy.
Nuttin’ to see here.
Pie beg to differ!
Witches get stitches.
I’m so corn-fused.
Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern.
I’m the commander-in-leaf.
Let’s just fall it a day.
Oh my gourd!
Bautumns up! It’s time for fall cocktails.
I truly think that you’re my sweater half.
Let’s all breathe a sigh of re-leaf.
Here today, acorn tomorrow.
Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit.
Putting the “pup” in “pup-kin.”
FALLing in love with autumn.
This weather is un-be-leafable.
Fall down once, stand up twice.
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Fall Jokes
What’s the best car to drive in the fall? An autumn-mobile.
What happens when fall is over? Autumn leaves.
What do trees need to us Why shouldn’t you gossip in a corn field?
Why was the leaf humiliated? It had a fall from grace.
Why are apples so popular? They’ve got a-peal.
What did the tree say at the end of autumn? Fall’s well that ends well.
What do jack-o’-lanterns do when they go out? Get lit.
What is the cutest season of the year? Awwwtumn.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
What did the gingko tree say when the phone rang? Yellow!
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? The straw-berry.
What did the tree get when it went on vacation? Paid leaf.
What do apples do for exercise? Core-strengthening exercises.
What do squirrels watch on TV? Nut-flix.
Did you hear about the shocked tree? It was in disbe-leaf.
Which part of town do apples avoid? The seedy part.
What should you wear to keep warm in autumn? A har-vest.
What do you call grouchy apples? Crabs.
Why did the tree laugh? It heard acorn-y joke.
Did you hear about the fruit that went to jail? It was a bad apple.
Why shouldn’t you invite trees to your party? They never leaf.
Too many ears around.e the internet? A log-in.
Why did the tree change its color? It wanted to turn over a new leaf.
Did you hear about the leaf that lost its tree? It was stumped.
What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie? Your teeth.
Who rules the pumpkin patch? The pump-king.
What’s the sweetest season of the year? Aww-tumn.
How do you know when an apple is embarrassed? It turns red.
What did the tree say when it passed its test? What a re-leaf!
Why did the apple wait to make cider? It was mulling it over.
What’s a gourd’s least favorite band? The Smashing Pumpkins.
What does autumn do when winter comes? Autumn leaves.
Which pumpkin band is everyone’s favorite? The Spice Girls.
Why was the pumpkin surprised? It was caught off gourd.
How can you tell if a pumpkin is a pirate? It’s got a patch.
How do you get an apple to stop snoring? Make it turn over.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
What happens when apples drink too much? They get sauced.
What does one leaf say when he is angry? Leaf me alone!
Why didn’t Cinderella medal at the Olympics? Because her coach was a pumpkin.
What kind of pumpkin works at a pool? A life-gourd.
What do leaves say at the end of autumn? See you next fall.
Why did the scarecrow go to bed? It was time to hit the hay.
Where do apples vacation? The Big Apple.
What’s a tree’s least favorite month of the year? Sep-timber.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timberrrrrrr!
What kind of dog does a pumpkin have? A gourd dog.
How do you know when a pumpkin is sick? It doesn’t feel so gourd.
Who helps little pumpkins cross the road? The crossing gourd.
Where should a leaf go when its bank is closed? To another branch.
What did the leaf name its baby? Rustle.
What do you call a dude who loves autumn? A fall guy.
Why did the scarecrow take first prize? It was out-standing in its field.
What’s the best way to fix a broken pumpkin? Use a pumpkin patch.
How do books stay warm in the fall? They put on a jacket.
Why do birds fly south in the fall? Because it’s too far to walk.
What do pumpkins use for money? Pumpkin bread.
When is corn not corn? When it’s a maize.
Why did the apple cry? Someone hurt its peelings.
What sport do pumpkins like to play? Squash.
How did the apple get hurt? It fell too far from the tree.
How do pumpkins get their gossip? Through the vine.
What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the pumpkin? I’m on fire for you.
Why do jack-o’-lanterns avoid conflict? They don’t have any guts.
What kind of gourd hates the city? A country pumpkin.
Why did the pumpkin get robbed? It let its gourd down.
What do apples learn about in math class? Apple pi.
What do you get when you run over a pumpkin? Squash.
How do leaves know if they’re related? They trace their family tree.
Why kind of computers do apples use? Macs.
So that is it for our list of Fall Puns. We hope you found the perfect one!
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Laynni Locke
I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.
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