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225 Funny Happy Thanksgiving Puns and Jokes

Even when it’s all about giving thanks and appreciating the good things in your life, it’s always great to add a laugh. Which is why we have put together a list of all the best Thanksgiving puns for your next post. And if you’re looking for short Thanksgiving jokes to dazzle the dinner table, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Funny Thanksgiving Puns

Beauty and the feast.

This weather is paw-some.

Don’t pie over spilled milk.

Pie’ve been waiting all season for this

It’s fall in the family.

I only have pies for you.

No fowl play.

I only have pies for you.

Gobble ’til you wobble.

Happy Thanksgiving puns

Go on, bake my day.

The smashing pumpkins

Unless it’s pumpkin spice, I don’t give a frappe

Pumpkin spice and everything nice.

Silence of the yams.

Pumpkin sure smells good in here!

Don’t leaf me!

Hop in the autumn-mobile for a fall drive.

A turkey breaks up with his girl just because he could not get to the first baste!

Let the gourd times roll.

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Here I yam!

The tur-key to my heart is Thanksgiving food.

Dad is such acorn-y person.

I’m starving. I’m actually hen-gry

The Amazing Cider-Man.

I would never leaf you.

Have the baste thanksgiving ever!

I’m pumpkin you up!

Time flies when you’re having pum-pkin

Whatever floats your gravy boat.

Life is gourd.

Be of gourd cheer.

Four pumpkins on straw with a pumpkin patch Instagram captions that reads follow the pumpkin patch road

Like feather, like son.

Don’t be acorn-y.

I’m at your beck and fall.

In every life, a little cranberry must fall.

It’s everything or stuffing.

Let the gourd times roll!

I’m just here for the pumpkin pie.

All pie myself.

That’s how I casser-roll.

Season the day!

Live free or pie.

The runaway turkey looked a little smir-key.

Top of a pumpkin and funny Thanksgiving captions that says happy piesgiving folks!

Your henwriting has improved.

You’re gourdgeous

I like you a (pumpkin spice) latte.

I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin

I yam legend.

Gravy is the turKEY to my heart

Thanksgiving dinner is a like a band with four percussionists: Everybody fights over the drumsticks.

Save the turkey leftovers so they don’t go to waist

No more Mr. Spice guy.

These pumpkins are simply gourd-ous.

Isn’t this season just wonder-fall?!

Go big or gourd home

I yam what I yam.

You hold the tur-key to my heart!

Happy Thanksgiving puns

I only have pies for you.

Every pumpkin should have a gourd dog.

Gobble ‘til you wobble.

Well, that’s fall folks!

 Do or pie.

Don’t let your gourd down this fall.

Oh my gourd, we’re having the best time at the pumpkin patch

I’m on a dinner roll.

This corn dish is a-maizing!

Mama, I’m pumpkin home!

Chick or treat!

Get rich or pie trying.

I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like.

Even books wear jackets in the fall.

Hello gourdgeous

Fall so hard mother pumpkins wanna spice us

With all the pumpkins around, autumn is definitely the most gourd-geous season.

Don’t make me do pumpkin I’ll regret.

It’s much ado about stuffing.

Thanksgiving horn with fruit and gourds and Thanksgiving puns for Instagram that reads pie plucking love this holiday

You hold the tur-key to my heart!

I’d like to cut back on thanksgiving leftovers but I can’t cut back cold turkey

Be-leaf it or not, it’s Thanksgiving.

I think you just might be onto pumpkin…

Talk turkey to me.

Pumpkin pi.

Seeing the turkey dressing always makes me blush.

You’re the gift that keeps on Thanks-giving.

This stuffing is tur-key to success.

Baby, I was corn this way!

Turkey deeds done dirt cheap.

Pie me a river.

Fall you need is love!

That’s the way the pumpkin spice crumbles.

Orange you glad it’s fall?

Did you know turkeys can never get the flew?

Pour some gravy on me.

A turkey looks like a ghost because it is a gobbling.

Blood type: Pumpkin Spice.

Corn to be wild.

Don’t leaf out! It’s fall.

Let me fall you sweetheart.

Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.

pile of pumpkins with a funny pumpkin patch captions that reads go big or go home

It’s the most wonderfall time of the year.

My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.

I’m pumpkin to talk to you.

A star is corn.

Bread-y or not, here I crumble!

Get rich or pie trying.

It’s Thursday but it feels like fry-day

Don’t fall us, we’ll fall you!

Pumpkin out puns like it’s nobody’s business

That was hen, this is now.

Thanksgiving dinner: All in a holi-day’s work.

Sweater late than never.

My Thanksgiving sign is Pie-sces.

Spice, spice, baby.

Fall leaves with funny fall couple captions

This turkey tastes funny. It’s a quir-key.

What did the cranberry say to the gravy? Let’s get sauced.

No more Mr. Nice Pie!

A big turkey is called a gobbler, so a small turkey is called a goblet.

It’s all pumpkin back to me now.

It’s fall coming back to me now.

You’re pumpkin special.

Fall’s well that ends well.

Oh my gourdness, it’s autumn!

I confess, I’m pie-ning for you.

I love my pumpkin spice a latte

Looking for puns? I’m a pun-king.

My favorite fall outfit is a har-vest.

War and Piece

Let’s pumpkin spice things up!

That’s fall, folks!

Orange you glad it’s autumn?

 Pie, pie Birdy!

Hello gourdgeous.

Forever hounding for leftovers to tur-keep for later…

You occu-pie my thoughts

Piece and love

Playing the wishbone game is a snap.

It feels like scarecrows are stalking us.

Person holding fall leaf with funny fall instagram captions

Fall I want is you!

Oh my gourd. I love Thanksgiving.

The most popular game title for turkeys might be Turkey Tetris – zzini!

Cutie pie

May the forest be with you.

It’s all or stuffing.

 Fall good things must come to an end.

This turkey is poultry in motion.

It’s fall you can eat!

Pumpkin pi

You’re my sweater half.

I’m a real pumpkin-head.

Piece (of pie) out.

Pumpkin’s gotta give.

I’ve been pumpkin iron at the gym

We can clean the dinner plates in one fowl swoop.

My turkey looked the exact same! Maybe it was a gobblegänger.

And they lived apple-y ever after.

I’m fowling for you!

Dear gourd

Last but not feast.

It doesn’t get butter than this.

Arrgh, I’m a pie-rate.

We’re pumpkin apart at the seams!

Pie love spending time with you

There’s always pumpkin there to remind me.

Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s maple leaves.

Old habits pie hard.

Don’t sweat the fall stuff

Ready to squash

Where do turkeys go when they die? The gravey-yard

You ain’t seen stuffing yet!

This could be the start of pumpkin big.

Hey I just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe.

This chilly weather is soup-er!

The nap after eating is called the silence of the yams.

Gourd goals

You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!

 Pumpkin everything, please!

Nobody puts gravy in the corner.

Baby, we were corn to run.

Fall aboard!

I’ve got stuffing to lose.

Did someone say “sweater weather”?

Fall is a-maize-ing.

I’m at your beck and fall.

Corn in the U.S.A.

Don’t even chai to say you love fall more than me.

I’ve got my eyes on the pies

I always fall head over heels for fall.

Four red canadian leaves held in a hand with a funny fall captions that reads don't stop be-leafing

Me + PSL = Squashgoals.

Don’t gossip in the cornfield, there are too many ears around.

Don’t leaf me hanging.

Squash Goals

It’s the fall of yet another season.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Thanksgiving Captions, Funny Thanksgiving Captions, November Quotes, November Captions and Sweater Weather Captions.

Funny Thanksgiving Jokes

What baseball position do turkeys play? First baste.

Did you hear about the feuding desserts? They didn’t see pie to pie.

What do turkeys drink wine from? Gob-lets.

No turkey this year? I suspect fowl play!

What is the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? – A tur-key

What did one pie say to the other? “You wanna piece of me?”

Did hear about the cursing turkey? It had a fowl mouth.

Thanksgiving joke

Who needs a wine glass, when you’ve got a gobble-let?

Why did the turkeys cancel school? There was going to be fowl weather.

If you cross a turkey with some corn and veggies, what do you get? – Enough food for Thanksgiving.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? – Quack, quack!

What did the ocean say to the Pilgrims? Nothing, it just waved.

What is a turkey called on the day after Thanksgiving? – Lucky.

Did you hear about the pumpkin pie that apologized? It was a piece offering.

Why did the Pilgrims stay in Plymouth? It was rockin’.

Did you hear about the Thanksgiving buffet? It’s fall you can eat.

Did you hear about the turkey that went into IT? It was a technical fowl.

Did you hear about the sick turkey? It was feeling under the feather.

funny pumpkin joke

Who comes when little cranberries lose a tooth? The Tooth Berry.

What do you call a running turkey? – Fast food

Why are Pilgrims so popular? They’re a chip off the old rock.

What flavor of ice cream do Pilgrims prefer? Rocky road.

What wish did the turkey make on his birthday? – That people find another entree for Thanksgiving.

Why are movies starring a turkey rated R? – Because of their fowl language.

Did you hear about the poultry convention? They brought in a turkey-note speaker.

Did you hear about the spontaneous turkey? It decided to wing it.

Why did the turkey say no to dessert? – He was already stuffed.

Did you hear about possessed turkey? It had a poultry-geist.

How’d the turkey know it was going to snow? It got a winter feather advisory.

Where do cranberries get soft serve? At the Berry Queen.

Falling leaves with clever funny captions on fall

Did you hear about the stuffing costume? It was dressing in disguise.

What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite letter? The “C.”

Why did the leaf join the military? It answered the fall of duty.

Why did the police arrest the turkey? – They suspected fowl play.

Did you hear about the Pilgrim band? They’re called “New Kids on the Rock.”

Did you hear about the maize comedian? He only tells corny jokes.

So that is it for our list of Thanksgiving Puns and Jokes. We hope you found the perfect one!

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

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