A new season has arrived and, as they say, you need to laugh to keep from crying. So we have put together a list of all the best funny fall sayings for your next post. And if you’re looking for short fall sayings for Instagram, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Fall Sayings
Eat, drink & be scary
What did the tree get when it went on vacation? Paid leaf.
Who rules the pumpkin patch? The pump-king.
Channel the flannel
Salty about summer ending
Fall is where the heart is.
Hay there! Enjoying the season?
Summer should get a speeding ticket – goes by way too fast!
Why did the apple break up with the pumpkin? There just wasn’t enough thyme!
Maple trees are really good at “leaf”-ing a lasting impression!
What is the cutest season? Awwtumn
When it comes to pumpkin spice, I’m all in — it’s brew-tiful this time of year!
Is it really a pile of leaves if you haven’t jumped in it?
A fallen leaf is nothing more than a summer’s wave goodbye
The sun’s rays can’t “shone” through the clouds when fall fog rolls in.
September: The last month, standing between me and pumpkin season.
Can’t reply, eating a pie
I’m falling for these puns; they really know how to crack me up!
We got lost in this maize
Foliage is the new black.
Why did the pumpkin sit on the patio? Because it wanted to be a little gourd!
I love flannels and selfies in the fall most of all
Autumn leaves and pumpkins please.
When the going gets tough, the tough go pumpkin picking.
The only thing getting lit this weekend is my pumpkin spice candle
In fall, I can never “bear” to miss a good bonfire; the warmth really “brings out” the best of us!
How do pumpkins get their gossip? Through the vine.
I like you a pumpkin-latte
The owl was really wise but was quite “hooted” about his favorite fall treats.
Let’s just fall it a day
Falling leaves means one thing: It’s football season!
Cutest pumpkins in the patch
You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!
Leaf your worries behind; it’s time to fall into some fun!
Don’t sweat the fall stuff
Until next time, summer
What did the sweater say to the scarf? I’m “knit” to be together!
Summer’s hit the rakes, now it’s time for fall
Leaf it to me to make you smile.
When the leaves start to change, I can’t help but get a little bough-t of excitement.
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s maple leaves
Let’s turn over a new leaf.
Fall’s well that ends well
Don’t stop be-leafing
Pumpkin spice and everything nice
I love you more than pumpkin pie — and that’s saying a lot
Autumn leaves and pumpkins please
Life is better in a sweater
Why was the pumpkin surprised? It was caught off gourd.
What do jack-o’-lanterns do when they go out? Get lit.
As the days grow shorter, I find myself “fall”ing for more cozy sweaters.
The corn maze was such a “-maize”-ing adventure; you really “ear” it to believe it!
Long sleeves and autumn leaves
Who helps little pumpkins cross the road? The crossing gourd.
These colors are unbe-leaf-able!
Determined to step on all the crunchy leaves
When the pumpkin spice latte starts to flow, it’s the season for “squash”ing all doubts!
Don’t stop be-leaf-ing in fall magic.
Well hello there September
It’s fall coming back to me now
What do apples do for exercise? Core-strengthening exercises.
Blessed and pumpkin-obsessed
Follow the pumpkin patch road
Why did the apple cry? Someone hurt its peelings.
I’m the pun King
Spice, spice baby
Autumn skies and everything’s fine
I thought about writing a novel about fall, but I just couldn’t find the right plot twist!
This is my resting witch face
When autumn rolls around, I really start to feel the crunch!
Orange you glad it’s fall?
I’m the ghostest with the moistest
The scent of September: Bright sunlit skies, nature’s warm colors, and the smell of seasons are about to change. The hint of new beginnings, knowing something wonderful is around the bend.
Why did the tree change its color? It wanted to turn over a new leaf.
Did you hear about the fruit that went to jail? It was a bad apple.
My friends said I was all over the place this season, but hey, I’m just trying to stay grounded!
When the trees shed their leaves, do they ever get cold feet?
I’m aMAIZED we escaped
What happens when fall is over? Autumn leaves.
It’s all fun and games until someone loses their pumpkin!
These puns are un-be-leaf-able.
Meet me under the falling leaves
Leaves can “change” their colors, but they still can’t seem to stay grounded.
Never fear, pumpkin-flavored everything is here!
October: sweater weather and pumpkin season.
Leaves are falling, autumn is calling
What did the leaf name its baby? Rustle.
I love fall beyond a seasonable doubt
Cozy sweaters “weave” together comfort and style, especially during sweater weather!
Why don’t trees use the internet? They can’t stand the “hack”-ing!
Sweater weather is better together.
The acorns decided to team up, and boy, did they make a big “splash” in the forest!
Do you know why skeletons don’t like fall? They don’t have the guts to leaf the house!
Why do scarecrows make great friends? Because they’re outstanding in their field!
How can you tell if a pumpkin is a pirate? It’s got a patch.
Eat, drink, and be scary
The apples fell far from the tree, but they still know how to keep it “core!
Let’s get this gourd started!
Fall so hard motherpumpkins wanna spice me
Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To gourd the other side!
I made a terrible pun about autumn, but I leaf it to your imagination!
September…Chapter 9
When the leaves hit the ground, it’s time for a fall-out!
Why kind of computers do apples use? Macs.
Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.
Pumped for pumpkins!
How am I feeling? Never sweater
They’ll make you fall head over heels.
This jack-o-lantern is gonna be lit
Pumpkin patch exploring is my part-time job for the next three months
Fall foliage is nature’s way of showing us that change can be beautiful, so leaf your worries behind!
The early bird catches the autumn worm.
I like you a latte
I told my pumpkin to stop being so gourd-acious!
As the temperature drops, my enthusiasm to “chill” out is really “fall”ing off.
I asked the leaves what they liked most about fall; they said, “We’re just trying to branch out!”
No more treats? This is unBOOlievable
Time to get lit like a bonfire.
Happy fall, y’all!
Goodbye summer. It’s been fun!
Runs on pumpkin-flavored coffee
The grass is always greener on the other side of autumn.
FALLing in love
Why do trees hate tests? Because they get stumped all the time!
I’m feeling gourd-geous in this season.
All I want are autumn leaves and pumpkins, please
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his “field” during autumn!
Pumpkin patching time!
Great pumpkin believers
When the apple decided to break up, it just couldn’t “peel” away from its past.
Fall is a-maize-ing!
September shows us how beautiful it is to let things go.
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes
You’re the (caramel) apple of my eye.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good “beet!”
This view is gourd-geous
Orange you glad it’s fall?
Which band is every pumpkin’s favorite? The Spice Girls.
Spice up your life—it’s pumpkin season!
Cozy sweater, hot coffee, fall leaves, repeat
Get yourself a pumpkin. It will never ghost you
What did the tree say when it passed its test? What a re-leaf!
The acorns were feeling extra “nutty” this season. Must be all the fall “cheer”!
Don’t count your pumpkins before they hatch.
Some say autumn is “un-be-leaf-able,” but I think it just keeps getting better!
Why do trees always get in trouble in fall? Because they’re too shady!
Long sleeves & falling leaves
As the days grow shorter, I find myself falling behind on my leaf-reading.
Life is better in September
I’m totally “board” with summer; bring on the fall festivities!
When it comes to baking, a pie can “crust” the competition any day!
Hay baby, hay baby, hay!
There’s a new pumpkin in the patch!
Did you hear about the shocked tree? It was in disbe-leaf.
Do I love fall? Apple-solutely!
The tans will fade but the memories will last forever
Tea and fuzzy socks season
Orange is the new black
Leaf me alone, I’m trying to enjoy my fall!
Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed
What did one autumn leaf say to another? I’m falling for you!
They say fall is the best time to branch out and explore!
What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the pumpkin? I’m on fire for you.
Why was the corn always invited to parties? Because it knows how to “ear” everyone out!
I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like
What’s my blood type? Pumpkin spice
Why didn’t Cinderella medal at the Olympics? Because her coach was a pumpkin.
Where there’s a will, there’s a way to rake leaves.
Why did the tree go to therapy? It couldn’t stop “leafing” its problems behind!
Sweater weather is better together
Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything
The trees have been gossiping, and I heard they’re just dying to leaf us with some secrets.
When it comes to raking leaves, I’m just “dying” to make a “pile” of fun!
I’m simply a-maized.
I’m feeling gratefall for these autumn days
What’s Darth Vader’s favorite kind of apple? Empire.
What sport do pumpkins like to play? Squash.
What do you get when you run over a pumpkin? Squash.
I had a great time at the apple festival; it was the core of fun!
A summer I’ll always remember with people I’ll never forget
Don’t put all your eggs in one pumpkin.
What kind of gourd hates the city? A country pumpkin.
When it’s fall, I’m always ready to take the plunge into cider season!
It’s no use crying over spilled cider.
October is my favorite color
Some days are cool while others are hot; September is the month we are talking about.
Wheat did you say about fall?
What’s a gourd’s least favorite band? The Smashing Pumpkins.
Keep calm and buy pumpkins
Leaves, flannel, and football are all I need
What do you call a leaf who’s great at math? A “counted” fall!
Why was the leaf humiliated? It had a fall from grace.
How do you know when a pumpkin is sick? It doesn’t feel so gourd.
Hay there!
Why do jack-o’-lanterns avoid conflict? They don’t have any guts.
The corn mazes always seem a-maize-ing; you really can’t beet a good time!
I told my friends I was going to acorn my way through fall, and they thought I was nuts!
I love fall from the bautumn of my heart
The proof is in the pumpkin pie!
I love how fall makes everything so much more re-leaf-ing!
Ready to pumpkin spice things up!
Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a pumpkin patch? Because the leaves might eavesdrop!
Why shouldn’t you invite trees to your party? They never leaf.
Oh my gourd I love fall
If you don’t like fall, you can leaf me alone
What do pumpkins use for money? Pumpkin bread.
The sweater I wore today is so cozy; I can’t help but knit about it.
I’m acorn-y kinda person.
It’s September Time to welcome fall
The corn stalks formed a band, but they couldn’t find their “roots” in the music scene.
If you think autumn is bad, just wait until winter; it’ll be brr-isk!
Life is better in October
Leave your stress behind.
I’m falling for you more than leaves in autumn.
When it rains, it pours pumpkin spice.
Don’t leaf me hanging!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Summer, you are my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye
What happens when apples drink too much? They get sauced.
One bad apple doesn’t spoil the entire harvest.
This season is unbe-leaf-able!
The season of pumpkin patch photos commences
I’ve got a real crush on cider season; it’s a total squeeze!
You’ve got to be in it to win it, and that includes fall festivities!
Hangin’ with the leaves
How did the apple get hurt? It fell too far from the tree.
Falling for this season
Pumpkin spice and everything nice
What do leaves say at the end of autumn? See you next fall.
Hocus pocus and chill?
You are the pumpkin spice to my fall
How do leaves know if they’re related? They trace their family tree.
Sweater weather the better weather
Every autumn, I feel like I’m falling head over “heels” for all the seasonal treats!
Autumn skies and pumpkin pies
Goodbye summer, hello fall
I’m spicing things up
I’m not a fan of fall; I’m just here for the pumpkin spice and everything nice!
Pumpkin patch princess
The trees are really showing off their colors; it’s like they’re trying to leaf a mark!
Go Big or Gourd Home
Don’t autumn-otally forget to gather your pumpkins; it’s a harvest to remember!
Let’s get this party gourd-ed.
I get a little corny when the autumn breeze starts blowing!
I don’t celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween
You’re the apple of my pie.
Everyone was “board” at the party until the hayride finally arrived!
I’d like to see you s’more
What kind of pumpkin works at a pool? A life-gourd.
You could say this autumn has been un-fall-gettable!
Did you hear about the leaf that lost its tree? It was stumped.
I wanted to tell a story about falling leaves, but it wasn’t my best leaf-telling.
Foggy mornings always have a way of “mist”-ifying the best of plans.
Fall is just a part of leaf
When the leaves start falling, the trees really know how to “turn” things around!
Fall leaves: just the icing on the rake
I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin
The sweet potato got promoted, proving that he’s quite the “root” of success.
You can’t make an omelet without breaking some leaves.
Every time I see a pile of leaves, I can’t help but leaf it be!
Oh my gourd, it’s beautiful outside!
Oh my gourd, look at these leaves!
This season is un-be-leaf-able for some pun-tastic fun!
That scarecrow had a lot of “hay”-spirations, but he couldn’t quite stand up to the pressure.
A leaf a day keeps the doctor away.
It seems like all the leaves changed in one fall swoop
What kind of dog does a pumpkin have? A gourd dog.
Don’t be so fall of yourself!
It’s not the heat, it’s the fall that gets you.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, unless it’s a rotten one!
Hello, September!
In an autumn state of mind
Where should a leaf go when its bank is closed? To another branch.
Why are apples so popular? They’ve got a-peal.
You are never too old to play in the leaves
Give ’em pumpkin to talk about
A penny saved is a penny earned, unless you drop it in a pile of leaves.
The apples were having a meeting, but it was hard to find a good “peel”ing for conversation!
I’ve fallen for this season; it’s just too a-peeling!
What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you
Falling leaves show us how beautiful it is to let things go
Channeling all the flannel
I can’t believe how fast everything is falling into place this season!
It’s September so I’m off enjoying fall
Fall in love at first sight.
I haven’t tripped, but here I am in the fall
So that is it for our list of Funny Fall Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Short Fall Letter Board Quotes, Short Fall Captions, Fall Puns, Short Funny Positive Quotes and Short Funny Work Sayings.
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