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100 Funny Moon Puns and Jokes that are A-moon-sing


Sometimes your best photos are of the moon on a special night. And we think that when it comes to moon puns, funny ones are the best, so we gathered a list of the best funny moon puns for when you are ready to smile. We have also included the best sky puns and space puns.

Funny Moon Puns

Space puns are a-moon-sing.

Use your i-moon-gination.

Grow up and be a moon (man).

You’re outta this world.

You know what they say: like father, like sun!

It’s all ready, sun and dusted.

What are your com-moon interests.

Moon-opoly – The best game to play in space.

Sky me to the moon.

Night sky with moon puns

Those puns are straight lune-y.

Don’t trit-on me.

Don’t take things so siriusly.

In order to find out where the sun went, I had to stay up all night.

I checked out a book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

I’m so disappointed. I keep pressing the space bar on my keyboard, but I’m still on Earth.

Dust the way to go.

It’s just a phase.

Her story was very nebula-s.

Astronauts are the only people who keep their jobs after they get fired.

My boyfriend wanted me to give up my career in NASA to marry him, but I couldn’t. I need my space.

My world revolves around you.

Don’t proton to be someone you’re not.

Not everyone can pull off wearing a spacesuit, but I’m going to rocket.

My kid is obsessed with the moon. I’m hoping it’s just a phase.

That meal was so w-earth (worth) every penny.

The moon is really blue-tiful.

Night sky with moon puns

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There’s no mer-cur-y for what ails me.

Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos have deep rockets.

What’s E.T. short for? He has little legs.

What did the astronaut do after he crashed into the moon? He Apollo-gized.

I love you to the moon and back.

How do you keep your pants up in space? With an asteroid belt.

Why did the astronaut get fired? He was spacing out at work.

That was a tre-moon-dous effort.

Atmosphere puts a smile on my space.

Don’t try to moon-ipulate people.

The cow jumped over the mooo-n.

I like planet puns, it’s a nice change of s-pace.

You should apollo-gize for your mistakes.

When all is said and sun, I prefer the summer.

Going to space? Been there, sun that!

When life gives you le-moons…

See you crater, space invader!

Night sky with moon puns for Instagram

That person was a real lunar-tic.

Bloom where you’re planet-ed.

Satte-lite the night.

It’s all sun and games until you run out of sunshine puns.

Think about it: the sun’s only son is its sole-heir.

I thought about putting an observatory in my house, but the cost was astronomical.

I wanted to have a space-themed birthday party, but there was no one to planet.

It’s my dust-iny to be the greatest player.

He wasn’t phased by the challenge.

Gravi-tea keeps me grounded.

Learning about space all day is exhausting. I need a launch break.

Einstein released his theory about space, and it was about time, too!

The barber eclipse people’s hair.

Do you know the gravity of the situation?

You’re really in the ozone today.

Quit your waning and phase already.

Night sky wiht moon jokes

I’m addicted to space jokes, but someday I’ll over-comet.

The earth’s rotation really makes my day.

H-earth – blue planet in front of the fireplace.

You brighten my day.

I love you with all my heart and solar.

Heaven must have centaur from above.

Why does the moon need money? It’s on its last quarter.

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail? It had no atmosphere.

I’m over the moon for you!

What animal followed the cow over the moon? A space sheep.

You moon (mean) a lot to me.

You make my world go round.

I’m tired of doing Orion’s share of the work.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Moon Captions, Sun and Moon Quotes, Sky Captions, Fall Puns, Summer Puns, Short Sky Quotes and Star Captions.

Short Puns About the Moon

Don’t be so moon-dy.

You’re space-cial.

The duck side of the moon.

Space rocks!

You rock-et my world.

Puns are so capricorn-y.

You rock my world!

Dust (just) do it.

Don’t be so mo-dust.

Hold on a moon-ute.

Come sky with me.

Night sky iwth short puns about the moon

I’m feeling blue.

All suited up with no space to go.

Know your w-earth (worth).

Happy b-earth-day!

Lend you a listening ear-th.

Look on the bright side.

Once in a blue moon.

See you moon.

Night sky with puns for the moon

Wait a moon-ite (minute)

You light up my world.

I’d be in the dark without you.

Will you crater to my every whim?

Funny Moon Captions

  • The moon made my night
  • The moon illuminates my path
  • The beauty of the moon
  • I love the silvery moonlight
  • To the moon and beyond
  • Here’s to the nights illuminated by the full moon’s glow.
  • Darling, you lost the moon while counting the stars.
  • Feeling moonstruck
Orange sky with a half moon and moon captions for Instagram that reads feeling moonstruck
  • The moon made me do it
  • The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to.
  • Talking to the moon tonight.
  • Chasing the moonlight
  • Loved by the moon
  • A moonlight stroll
  • Moonlight is nature’s night light
  • Moonlight shining brightly through the night
  • Moonlight, magic in the air.
Crescent moon with moon Instagram captions
  • Moonlight shadows.
  • Born to chase the moonlight.
  • Moonlight is nature’s night light.
  • Moonlight shining brightly through the night.
  • Dancing in the dark in the pale moonlight.
  • Mood swings in progress…
  • I’m so full of moon craters.
  • It’s full. It’s bright. And it’s out to get you.
Half moon in dark sky with moon captions that reads the biggest little thing in the sky
  • I’m feeling moonstruck today.
  • I like my outer space.
  • The moon made me do it.
  • The moon is opposing Jupiter. Don’t get involved – it’s their problem.
  • Beautiful moonlight
  • Ray of moonlight
  • A moonlight stroll
  • Kiss the moon and make a wish.
  • You take me to the moon and back.
  • Your eyes are brighter than the moon.
  • Moon in my eyes, sun in my heart.
Moon at sunset with trees and captions about moon and sun
  • Live by the sun, love by the moon
  • The moon up high, the sun down low.
  • Moon in my eyes, sun in my heart
  • My soul in the sky
  • Take me to the sky
  • Silhouetted on the sky
  • A dreamy night sky
  • Watch the midnight sky
  • Living by moonlight and starlight
  • Full moon on a starry evening

Funny Moon Quotes for Instagram Captions

“Moonlight is sculpture; sunlight is painting.” – Nathaniel Hawthorne

“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.” — George Carlin

“I still say, ‘Shoot for the moon; you might get there.’” — Buzz Aldrin

“Don’t worry if you’re making waves just by being yourself. The moon does it all the time.” — Scott Stabile

“The moon is friend for the lonesome to talk to.” — Carl Sandburg

“I swear, the reason for full moons is so the gods can more clearly see the mischief they create.” — Michael J. Sullivan

Full moon and clouds and stars with funny moon quotes by Thomas Fuller

“Full moon is a good fisherman; every eyes are easily caught in his net!” — Mehmet Murat Ildan

“Promises are like the full moon, if they are not kept at once they diminish day by day.” – German Proverb

“This is what I’m talking about: the bewitching power of moonlight. Moonlight incites dark passions like a cold flame, making hearts burning with the intensity of phosphorus.” — Rampo Edogawa

“The moon is a loyal companion. It never leaves. It’s always there, watching, steadfast, knowing us in our light and dark moments, changing forever just as we do. Every day it’s a different version of itself. Sometimes weak and wan, sometimes strong and full of light. The moon understands what it means to be human. Uncertain. Alone. Cratered by imperfections.” — Tahereh Mafi

“Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.” — Coolio

“Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.” – Buddha

Moon and clouds with a moon in the sky quotes by Toni Morrison

“I’m in no hurry: the sun and the moon aren’t, either.” — Alberto Caeiro

“I always look up at the moon and see it as the single most romantic place within the cosmos.” — Tom Hanks

“Do not swear by the moon, for she changes constantly. then your love would also change.” ― William Shakespeare, “Romeo and Juliet”

“I want to be in love with you the same way I am in love with the moon with the light shining out of its soul.” — Sanober Khan

“Moonlight drowns out all but the brightest stars.” — J.R.R. Tolkien

Moon in a dark sky with a moon quotes by Mark Twain

“Be both soft and wild. Just like the moon. Or the storm. Or the sea.” — Victoria Erickson

“How many ways can you describe the sky and the moon?” — Toni Morrison

“Drink in the moon as though you might die of thirst.” — Sanober Khan

“The moon shines full on the full of the moon.” — Anthony T. Hinks

“You gazed at the moon and fell in the gutter.” – Thomas Fuller

“Wakin’ up to find another day. The moon got lost again last night, but now the sun has finally had its say.” – Gwen Stefani

“Goodnight, moon. Goodnight, stars. Goodnight planets, comets and… Mars. Yes, even you, Mars. And not only for the sake of the rhyme.” – Paul The Astronaut

“What good is the Moon? You can’t buy it or sell it.” – Ivan Boesky

So that is it for our list of puns. We hope you found the perfect one for you.

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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