When it comes time to celebrate another milestone, sometimes funny is best. So we have put together a list of all the best funny anniversary captions for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny anniversary quotes for Instagram, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Anniversary Captions for Instagram
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell
Being married to me is the real anniversary gift
When did we become an old married couple!?
Congrats to us on another year of being each other’s emergency contact…
“Husbands are like wine; they take a long time to mature.” — Letters to Juliet
Happy anniversary to the only person in the world I would share my food with
I’ll always be there for you, for you are my true love… but I just need half an hour on the couch. See ya! – Bluey
Your marriage is a masterclass in ‘How to Survive Life with Humor. Love you!
“Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them.” — How I Met Your Mother
Five stars ***** (would marry again)
“Marriage is nature’s way of keeping people from fighting with strangers.” – Alan King
Grateful that we both swiped right.
Lucky to love someone who’s the same kind of weird as me
Happy anniversary to the man who still thinks I’m funny, even when no one else does.
We’re not saying we stayed together so we could repost old photos from our wedding day, but… xoxo
Happy anniversary, from the best decision you ever made
Love you more than I love not sharing my fries — and that’s saying something.
I’m relieved that neither of you ghosted the other! Happy anniversary!
Forgot to cancel my 30-day marriage trial… Phew!
Everyone should have a husband like you (I don’t see why I should be the only one to suffer)
Here’s to another year of pretending to find each other funny #jk #maybe
Happy anniversary! Here’s to never again having a moment to yourself.
“Even a pain in the ass needs someone to take care of them.” — 28 Days
“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” — Joan Crawford
Just your annual reminder that, yes, we’re still in love
It wasn’t love at first sight – it took a full five minutes – Lucille Ball
Together is a wonderful place to be. Happy anniversary to us
Still together? Must be all that wine and selective hearing, don’t you think?
Congratulations for defeating the odds in your marriage.
There’s no one else in the world I’d rather have snoring next me.
They say behind every great man is a great woman. So, honey, on our anniversary, I just wanted to let you know I’m behind you…judging your every move.
You gotta take the good with the bad. Kids, if you’re gonna belong to someone, you better toughen up – Bluey
To my husband, on our anniversary: let’s continue to argue, tease each other, and make up with kisses. Love you!
Happy anniversary to the man who makes every day feel like a romantic comedy, complete with laughter, drama, and the occasional plot twist!
After all this time, my love for you is still stronger than my WiFi signal.
Your marriage has survived everything — even family dinners. Happy anniversary!
[Number] years together, but who’s counting?
Your love is like your laundry — sometimes a mess, but always there. Love ya!
Marriage is basically just sending each other memes from different rooms
Let’s commemorate the day you both decided to stop looking for someone better.
Happy anniversary! Here’s to love, laughter, and never agreeing on thermostat settings!
Another year of the mastering the art of agreeing to disagree – love that for us
Each and every day you’re my favourite notification
I’m everything, he’s just Ken
Thank you for pretending to listen to my stories for another year. Love you.
I love you even more than I’m annoyed by you… which is a lot
Happy anniversary! You’ve been together so long, even your arguments have arguments, LOL.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade.
You two are a classic couple, like peanut butter and jelly, Batman and Robin and the TV remote and the couch cushion. Here’s to many more years of perfect pairings!
Another year together and I’d still choose you over a room full of puppies
A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other
Cheers to another year. And another. And another…
Here’s to even more years of ordering takeaway and being in bed by 10pm
I’m still not sure how I convinced you to marry me – but I’m glad I did #sorrynorefunds
Annual reminder to my husband that today is our anniversary!
“Marriage is like a deck of cards… at the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” — Family Guy
You two are the ultimate team — like Batman and Robin, but with more snacks. Happy anniversary, parents!
Happy anniversary to the guy who can fix anything around the house except his questionable fashion choices. You’re lucky you have me!
“Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind.” — 27 Dresses
Congratulations! We’ve successfully tolerated each other for another 365 days!
Here’s to another year of surviving your driving (and my singing…)
And you’ll save all your dirtiest jokes for me/And at every table, I’ll save you a seat – Lover by Taylor Swift
My favorite part of waking up to you in the morning…is when you’re handing me coffee. Happy anniversary!
I like you very much. Just as you are – Bridget Jones
In every good marriage, it helps sometimes to be a little deaf – Ruth Bader Ginsburg
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life – Rita Rudner
Happy anniversary to the man who still thinks I’m hot, even when I’m in my sweatpants and no makeup. Love you!
Cheers to staying married even after assembling IKEA furniture together! Ha!
I could never replace you — unless I find someone who actually loads the dishwasher right. Happy anniversary honey!
Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is the husband—just kidding — happy anniversary!
Congrats on passing your annual marriage performance review, husband
You’re still the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life. Happy anniversary!
The best thing I swiped right on
I choose you – still
Love this for you
“We both said I do, and we haven’t agreed on a single thing since.” — So I Married an Ax Murderer
“I think anybody who falls in love is a freak. It’s a crazy thing to do. It’s kind of like a form of socially acceptable insanity.” — Her
Bet you thought we’d break up by now!
I know loving me isn’t always easy – but at least it’s worth it
“When you love somebody, you go deaf, dumb, and blind.” — The Way We Were
You still give me the same feeling as when I see my food coming at a restaurant.
The thing is, after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh – Sex and the City
This day never gets old
A new year of love, humor, and putting up with the in-laws is here!
Marriage: where ‘romantic dinner’ means eating on the couch in sweatpants.
You guys are like a romantic comedy… mostly comedy. Happy anniversary!
Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.
This serves as a yearly reminder that you are still legally wed.
If you’re sick of me, you hide it well. Happy anniversary!
Being married is mostly just shouting ‘what?’ from different rooms.
I’ve loved you since the day I realized you knew how to fix the Wi-Fi.
You made one year feel like a day
“A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.” — Paul Sweeney
Sorry, no refunds. Happy anniversary!
My husband thinks I’m crazy, but I’m not the one who married me!
“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.” — Friends
Well, you both made it another year without one of you ending up dead or in jail. I call that a win. Happy anniversary!
Even when I want to kill you, I love you
Another year means another reason to keep hiding the good snacks.
After all these years, I’ve learned that the key to a happy marriage is a remote control. And snacks. Lots of snacks.
You make marriage look easy — mainly by letting me win every argument. Happy anniversary!
Same time next year? #relationshipgoals
Thanks for never watching an episode of [favourite TV show] without me
May your love never run out like toilet paper.
Cheers to another year of pretending to know what I’m talking about and you actually listening. Happy anniversary, husband.
“To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.” — Ogden Nash
We go together like copy and paste — slightly annoying but inseparable and necessary.
I’ll keep on loving you, even when you’re old and wrinkly.
“When I was a kid, most of the advice that my dad gave me was crap. But there’s one thing that he said that was pure genius…he said, if you’re ever with a girl that’s too good for you, marry her.” — Valentine’s Day
I can’t believe how much I’m not sick of you.
Today, tomorrow, always
Wouldn’t trade you for anyone* *except [celeb crush]
Double digits, baby! Can’t believe how much I’m not sick of you
“When you love somebody, you go deaf, dumb, and blind.” — The Way We Were
Today we celebrate the best decision you’ve ever made.
You’re the reason ‘happy couple’ and ‘crazy couple’ sometimes mean the same thing. Love you guys!
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey
“They say marriage is about communication, but sometimes I wonder if you’re just talking to make sure I’m not near the TV.” — The Simpsons
So that is it for our list of Funny Anniversary Captions and Quotes. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
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Laynni Locke
I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.
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