Are you looking for funny birthday captions to add to your photos? Look no further! We think that when it comes to birthday captions, funny ones are ideal so we’ve rounded up all the best ones. Celebrate your friends, family or your own birthday with the help of these amusing birthday captions.
Our Favorite Funny Birthday Captions
Zoom-ing into my birthday week!
It’s my birthday and that’s the tea.
It’s my birthday; I can wine if I want to.
Hugs, kisses and birthday wishes.
Smiling into my birthday week!
The best birthday present of all is love.
Woke up a little older… but not wiser.
Today is my birthday, and I’m riding high.
Sunshine and birthday wishes on my mind.
It’s midnight, which means it’s my birthday!
My birthday looks a little different this year.
Gonna party like it’s my birthday…’cause it is.
Telling everyone in sight that it’s my birthday!
Today’s the day I can wear this birthday crown!
Staring my birthday celebrations early this year!
Just went on my annual birthday shopping spree!
Dreaming that tomorrow will be my birthday again.
I have a craving for cake…It must be my birthday week.
My birthday is tomorrow…just in case anyone was wondering.
I got ready and put on REAL clothes to celebrate my birthday today. #GoMe
If I appear to be in a great mood today, don’t be alarmed. It’s my birthday!
Short Funny Birthday Captions
Warning: It’s my birthday today!
Birthday feels.
Found my birthday crown.
Peace, love and birthday fun!
My birthday, my rules.
Peace, love and birthday cake.
Making my birthday wish.
Birthday #mood!
Let the birthday shenanigans begin!
Birthdays are bigger in Texas.
Another birthday? No problem.
Adult-ish
Birthday girl/boy at your service!
My birthday week starts…now!
Today’s the best day of the year: my birthday!
Birthday hair and I don’t care.
A little birthday party for me!
New decade, who dis?
Welcome to club birthday!
Getting my birthday glam on!
Did someone say it’s my birthday?!
Feeling like a million bucks this birthday.
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Happy Birthday Captions for Yourself, Birthday Wishes for Friends, Funny Birthday Puns, First Birthday Wishes, Sister Birthday Wishes and Brother Birthday Wishes.
Funny Instagram Birthday Captions
Feeling cute. Maybe it’s my birthday glow.
Feeling cute, might celebrate my birthday later.
I can’t help being cute, I’m the birthday girl.
Felt cute. Then I remembered it was my birthday and I felt even cuter.
Birthday magic.
You only look as old as the last selfie you took.
Getting my birthday glow on.
Pop the bubbly, it’s my birthday!
Wishing I had s’more birthday wishes.
My heart is full this birthday.
Turn my birthday into a lifestyle.
Tell me I’m pretty. It’s my birthday.
Love is the best birthday present.
Birthday wishes and butterfly kisses.
If you’re reading this, it’s my birthday.
It’s my birthday and I’ll eat cake if I want to.
Loving being smothered with birthday love today.
I love nothing more than being the birthday girl!
Focused. Intelligent. Motivated. Oh, and cute.
I have no shopping budget today, it’s my birthday!
Today, I decided to be a birthday cupcake in a world full of muffins.
Heaven released a cute angel on this day in some years ago. Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to myself and I.
Is that a gray hair? Happy birthday to me.
Today is a whole new chapter! Happy birthday to me.
Ditching the gym and eating cake. Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to the funniest person I know — me.
Let me be the first one to wish myself a happy birthday!
Gonna party like it’s my birthday… ’cause it is.
Life’s too short to not celebrate every chance you get! Happy Birthday to me!
I got the “Happy Birthday” song playing on repeat.
Happy birthday to the most awesomehuman on this planet—me!
To those who didn’t greet me “happy birthday” today, you’ll be unfriended tomorrow.
Happy birthday to the other 17.7 million people who are celebrating their birthday today.
My birthday should be a holiday.
I hope my birthday cake is as yummy as me.
My birthday wish is I want more birthday cake!
It’s my birthday and I’ll laugh all I want today.
My birthday is today, but I’ll take presents whenever.
It feels like I’ve only aged 1 year since my last birthday.
I don’t usually brag, but when I do, it’s because it’s my birthday.
Today, I’m going to party like it’s my birthday. Oh wait, it is!
It’s proven by science that the more birthdays you celebrate, the longer you live.
It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
Today was amazing. I think the fact that it was my birthday made it 99% better.
Half birthdays deserve celebrations too!
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling you to eat more cake.
Postponing my birthday until further notice.
Birthday candles aren’t the only things getting lit this weekend.
Ready to celebrate another birthday milestone.
There’s a sort of birthday magic in the air.
Had a Zoom-tastic birthday party!
Birthday are never overrated.
A birthday party without cake is just a meeting.
I didn’t choose this birthday, this birthday chose me.
I always make bad decisions on my birthday.
Live for the moments you can’t put into words.
Not wasting a single second of my birthday today.
Every birthday is an opportunity to start with a clean slate.
A woman never reveals her age—especially on her birthday.
My birthday this year might be a mess, but I couldn’t care less. #Blessed
My birthday is today, but I’ll take presents whenever.
Everyone has birthdays. I’m glad mine is today.
Treating myself to a day filled with doing nothing. #BirthdayWish
Funny Happy Birthday to Me Captions
Wishing I could relive this day over and over again. Happy birthday to me!
Today is the most important day of my life. And I’m going to celebrate it accordingly. Happy birthday to me.
I’m kind of a big deal today. Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to the most awesome human on this planet—me!
Selfies, kisses and lovely birthday wishes.
Dear me, happy birthday!
Thanking God for being alive. Happy birthday to me.
Happy moments. Happy thoughts. Happiest birthday ever
This might be my favorite birthday to date!
Good news: Today is my birthday!
Work hard. Play hard. Eat cake. That’s now my life and birthday motto.
Happy birthday to me!
Today I’m just a whole year more incredibler.
Birthday vibes all around.
Taking the day off. It’s my birthday.
Jumping into this birthday headfirst.
Blessed to see another year.
Thank you, Mom, for giving birth to me.
This is the year my dreams will come true.
Wishing on candles and chasing my dreams.
Let me be the first one to wish myself a happy birthday!
Lovin’ my birthday glow.
Keep calm…it’s my birthday!
It’s my favorite holiday…my birthday!
I can’t stop smiling. It’s my birthday.
Announcement: Today is my birthday!
If you see this, you should know it’s my birthday.
Here’s to another year where I can grace everyone with my presence.
Calories don’t count today because it’s my birthday!
Life’s too short to not celebrate every chance you get. Happy birthday to me!
Surround yourself with people who are more excited for your birthday than you are.
Guess I’ll be singing “Happy Birthday” to myself this year.
Everyday is worth celebrating, but especially today because it’s my birthday.
Who’s ready to celebrate my birthday?
I can’t keep calm, it’s my birthday.
Celebrating this big day with all my faves.
Making my years count instead of counting the years.
Treating myself to a day filled with doing nothing. #BirthdayWish
Blow up the balloons and bring out the cake. Today is my big day!
Don’t tell me to act my age because I haven’t been this age before.
My b-day may be a little different this year, but I’m still feeling just as loved.
My birthday selfie game is strong.
Here’s my obligatory birthday selfie!
Would it really be my birthday if I didn’t take a selfie?
Best. Age. Ever.
Nothing can stop me this year.
Eating cake like it’s my job today.
Is it me, or am I aging backward?
Born to shine, especially today.
Today is all about me!
Harder, better, faster, stronger.
Cheers to me!
Feelin’ blessed.
On this day, a queen was born.
Life’s too short to not eat cake.
I think this will be my favorite age yet!
Life is a journey and I’m enjoying every mile of it.
Feeling like a princess today and nobody can tell me otherwise.
Why so many candles for such a small cake? I guess I’m getting old.
Move over coffee, today is a day for champagne.
I have a secret: I’m older today than I was yesterday.
Funny Birthday Couple Captions
Really grateful you were born.
Blessed to see another year with you.
It’s not the years that count, it’s the memories we’ve made over these years.
Here’s to you babe, celebrating all the good times we have had.
I’m so happy to be getting old with you.
I love you more than I love cake.
It may be your birthday, but you’re my greatest gift.
I love you to the beach and back.
No need for bday candles because you’ve already set my heart on fire.
Birthdays are better with you.
The greatest gift I ever got was you.
Making the years count instead of counting the years.
Hugs, kisses, and birthday wishes!
You’re not aging — you’re leveling up!
You’re another year older… and I’d fall in love with you all over again today. Happy birthday!
Another trip around the sun with the love of my life.
You’re aging like a fine wine.
The only other birthday as important as mine.
Every age looks good on you!
You’re worth celebrating every day.
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About the Author
Laynni Locke
I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.
And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.
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