Easter is a fun and meaningful time of year, when people love to spend time with friends and family. So, to add a bit of humor to the occasion we have put together a list of all the best funny Easter sayings for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny Easter quotes, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Easter Sayings
I’ve hidden all the candy… in my stomach.
Somebunny loves you!
“Easter may not take the cake, but it does take all the cake coloring.” — Melanie White
“If you see a rabbit laying little brown eggs, don’t eat them. It’s not chocolate!” — Unknown
Not a care in the world.
Wishing you a basket full of egg-citement this Easter!
The prettiest Easter egg in the basket!
Hoppy Easter to some-bunny special.
My mom asked me what I’m doing at Easter. I said the same as Jesus – going out Friday, coming back Monday.
I carrot even.
What stories do Easter eggs tell their children? Yolk tales
Home is wherever I’m with you.
I’m always egg-static to see you.
You’re one funny chick.
Hopping into Easter like…
“I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too.” — Barbara Bretton
My favorite hunny bunny.
May your Easter be filled with lots of chocolate, bunnies, and eggs.
Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.
How was your Easter? I’m dyeing to know.
“The Easter Bunny ate all of the carrots we left for him. What a pig.” — Steve Carell
Hopping into spring like…
Thought I wouldn’t post an Easter pic this year? Yolk’s on you.
You’re my forever cuddle bunny.
We clean up pretty nice.
I’ve been dyeing to decorate some Easter eggs!
“You’ll just fall asleep and then you’ll see Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.” — Thom Eberhardt
Follow the bunny, he has the chocolate.
You and I are like two Peeps in a pod.
Some-bunny’s excited for Easter!
Happier than ever.
I’m looking for an adult Easter egg hunt. Instead of a fuzzy bunny and plastic eggs, they hide glasses and wine.
My Easter puns are very bunny.
Taking the eggs-press lane to church today.
“Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal and new life.” — Janine di Giovanni
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur in place? With hare spray
The most exciting part of the Easter celebration is that the bunny lays an egg!
Reality called, I hung up.
The Easter bunny’s favorite dessert? Carrot cake, of course!
The Easter bunny needs to be fluffier — get the hare brush.
Putting all my eggs in one basket today.
Easter hugs coming your way.
What an egg-citing day.
The best Easter is one spent with your peeps.
What an egg-citing day.
Let’s hope these Easter eggs are all they’re cracked up to be.
“I wanted to give up my children for Lent, but nobody would take them.” — Melanie White
It’s wabbit season.
Happy Easter to everybunny!
Best friends!
Happy Easter! Can I come over and assist you to get rid of those eggshells?
Spring has sprung!
Hope you have an egg-cellent Easter.
Nobody cracks me up like you.
Gather round, and listen to my Easter tail. Don’t worry, it has a hoppy ending.
Nothing makes me hoppier than you.
Hoping my Easter guests will help me take down the tree.
Who else is egg-cited for Easter?
Having trouble selling my Lent calendars where every day you open a new square and it’s empty.
Bunny hop time!
You’re just some-bunny that I used to know.
“Easter has been cancelled – they found the body.” — Jim Butcher
I won’t say my memory’s bad, but it’s to the point now that I can hide my own Easter eggs.
Easter is the only time of the year when it’s perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket.
Color me egg-cited to wish you a Happy Easter!
The Easter Bunny must get a lot of eggs-ercise.
My chocolate bunny is bigger than yours. Happy Easter!
In the spirit of Easter, I’ve decided to keep the dust bunnies as decorations.
Hoppy Easter to all my peeps!
Hop hop hooray!
I’m all ears today.
I Know What You Did Last Supper.
Ready for a hoppin’ good Easter.
Dyed eggs, full hearts, can’t lose.
Chick magnet.
Easter puts a little spring in my step.
Some-bunny needs a hug.
Chick me out!
Mimosa weather.
“Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there.” — Clarence W. Hall
Here’s to bunnies, flowers, and springtime.
Tell the chocolate bunny I’ll pass. I have enough men in my life who are hollow and disappointing.
Hippity, hoppity, Easter’s on its way!
Bunny, I’m home!
“There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.” — Linda Grayson
You had me at hello.
Lent is over, where’s dessert?
“Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life.” — S.D. Gordon
Hoppy Easter to my favorite practical yolker!
You’re never too old for the egg hunt.
Sending you warm Easter wishes … by hare-mail!
You’re a good egg.
Our hearts speak the same language.
Some bunny loves you!
I hope your Easter is as sweet as a chocolate bunny.
I’ll celebrate anyone who can turn water into wine.
Spring fling!
Happy Easter to a good egg!
Bunny kisses and Easter wishes.
My forever egg hunt partner.
“No presents for Christmas? That’s like Easter without high-stakes poker.” — Steven Levitan
Together is my favorite place to be.
“If this is an Easter egg, then you must be the Easter Bunny.” — Romeo Muller
Any holiday which starts with a ‘Good Friday’ can’t be all bad.
“All excited for Easter. The cross is up and completely decorated.” — Albert Brooks
All hopped up on Easter candy.
I’d hop to the end of the world for you.
What do all the eggs want to do when the egg hunt starts? Scramble!
Happy Eggs-ter!
Fresh outta clucks.
Chick me out!
That’s all for Easter Sunday, yolks.
Test your cluck at the egg hunt.
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up!
Like bunny, bunny, bunny, oh! Thought you’d always carrot mine.
Easter celebrations are a great way to get people out of their shells.
You stole my heart… but I’ll let you keep it.
You crack me up!
No matter the question, the answer is probably chocolate.
Using the eggs-press lane today.
Feeling egg-stra!
There’s truly no bunny like you.
The best is yet to come.
All the bunny ladies, now put your paws up!
Hope you have a hoppin’ good Easter!
Don’t worry, be hoppy.
Hope you have an egg-ceptional Easter this year!
Without you, I’d go off the Peep end.
You’re so bunny, you always make me laugh.
There’s nothing better than a friend — unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
You can always count on Easter for being a good hare day.
Sunny hunny.
I have so many egg puns, it’s not even bunny.
Hop til you drop.
With somebunny special.
A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even if you’re a little cracked.
Living life in full bloom.
I wanna dance with some-bunny.
You might not carrot at all, but you are ear-resistible.
Sending chocolate to everyone who double taps.
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
“All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!” — Lucy Van Pelt
Smiles for miles!
Show me the bunny!
Some-bunny is thinking of you!
I’m egg-stremely ready for this egg hunt.
Eggs love you very much.
Will you be my bunnytime?
I’m just here for the chocolate.
Sorry, eyes — prepare to dye.
I whip my hare back and forth.
Way too egg-cited about this eggs-cellent holiday.
Eating candy around the cluck today.
No-bunny loves you like I do.
“Easter, so longed for, is gone in a day.” — James Howell
Are you an Easter eggs-pert?
I love Easter so much, it’s not even bunny.
Ears hoping you have a very Hoppy Easter!
The Easter bunny loves jewelry, especially 14 carrot gold.
Hopped on over for some Easter fun.
I need to eggs-ercise off all this chocolate.
Found about 1,000 eggs already. Trying to explain to this cop it’s not my fault if Whole Foods did a bad job hiding them.
Feeling the sunshine.
“Easter is a time for dressing up, looking your best, and hunting for candy. It’s Halloween in reverse.” — Melanie White
It is the Easter bunny and Easter eggs, but which is which, does a bunny really lay eggs. Wishing you a happy Easter!
Would you hop to the moon and back for me?
Love was made for me and you.
I carrot-bout you so much!
(Cad)bury me in chocolate.
Let’s live hoppily ever after.
If you see a rabbit laying little brown eggs, don’t eat them. It’s not chocolate!
Those Easter eggs are really to dye for.
Do you think I’m funny? I think I’m bunny!
Here’s to wishing we all learn how to turn water into wine.
“Easter is not a passport to another world; it is a quality of perception for this one.” — W.P. Lemon
Follow the bunny, he has the chocolate.
Hope you survive or resurrect from the chocolate time you are about to take. Happy Easter!
Easter basket full of joy and chocolate.
Happy Easter to some-bunny who always cracks me up.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for chocolate.
Have an egg-citingly fantastic Easter Sunday!
It’s officially time for the egg hunt — let’s hop to it!
This Easter Sunday, I might whisk it!
It’s amazing how a bunny can lay such beautiful eggs.
“Easter: Hide & Seek with eggs.” — Melanie White
“I said a prayer that the Easter Bunny gets all his work done.” — Joseph C. Cavella
Can anybody find me some-bunny to love?
Golf is just the adult version of an Easter egg hunt.
Can you carrot me to the store?
Happy Easter to the person who brings me out of my shell.
Nobody’s too hip to hop on Easter.
Sweet egg-scape.
I’m all ears today.
Ears to you this Easter!
Don’t worry, be hoppy!
Hope you have lots of fun searching for your Easter eggs. May the best chocolate win.
May your Easter be fun-filled and egg-citing.
Beware of the Easter bunny! It comes with a lot of tasty calories and a fun time with family.
Every bunny was kung fu fighting.
“Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas.” — Jack Handy
Easter: My favorite excuse to eat chocolate for every meal.
Cute chick.
My favorite music to listen to on Easter is hip-hop.
Ears hoping you have a hoppy Easter.
I’m so egg-cited and I just can’t hide it.
Hey there, hop stuff.
I don’t even carrot at all about how many chocolate bunnies I’m eating today.
You gotta hop ’til you drop.
We found eggs in a hopeless place.
How do I like my eggs? Cadbury.
There’ll be no fowl-play on Easter Sunday!
You’re a good egg.
I need to shell out for some more Easter chocolate!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip hop
Hope you have an egg-stra special Easter.
I know how you love chocolates, and this Easter I am sending you chocolate bunnies.
Your kisses are to dye for.
Considering Easter my official excuse to eat chocolate for every meal.
Having a great hare day.
“My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.” — Amy Sedaris
You’re hotter than hot cross buns.
*insert Easter caption here*
I carrot believe it’s Easter.
Cutest chicks I know.
You might not carrot all, but you’re irresistible!
All of this celebrating is eggs-hausting.
This food is so good! It hops!
Why is the Easter bunny so funny? He always has a good tail.
Holiday family dinners are complicated enough without introducing a spiral-cut ham into the mix.
I’m putting all my eggs in one basket.
One step closer to summer.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for chocolate.
We’re like two Peeps in a pod.
Felt cute, might fluff my tail later.
Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast? IHOP
Not decorating any eggs today? Yolk’s on you.
“So this chocolate princess. Her knight in shining armor is the Easter Bunny.” — Rachel Cohn
All you need is love — and a chocolate bunny.
I can’t believe it’s already Easter. It seems like just yesterday it wasn’t Easter.
I hope your Easter is as eggstraordinary as you are. Happy Easter!
Spending the day with my favorite Peeps.
So that is it for our list of Funny Easter Sayings and Quotes. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Short Happy Easter Wishes, Happy Easter Quotes for Kids, Funny Easter Quotes and Short Funny Spring Quotes.
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