Spring is a joyous and exciting time of year, so it seems perfect to share something funny. Which is why we have gathered all the best short funny spring quotes for you. And if you’re looking for short funny spring sayings, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Short Funny Spring Quotes
“Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.” – Ambrose Bierce
“Never look directly at the sun, instead look at the sunflower.” – Vera Nazarian
“Everything is blooming most recklessly; if it were voices instead of colors, there would be an unbelievable shrieking into the heart of the night.” – Rainer Maria Rilke
“It is no use trying to improve on children’s names for wildflowers.” – Mary Hunter Austin
“Spring is sooner recognized by plants than by men.” – Chinese Proverb
“No matter how chaotic it is, wildflowers will still spring up in the middle of nowhere.” – Sheryl Crow
“Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.” – Lewis Grizzard
“It’s spring fever. That is what the name of it is.” – Mark Twain
“Spring has come when you can put your foot on three daisies.” – Proverb
“In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.” – Mark Twain
“I must have flowers, always and always.” – Claude Monet
“Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world.” — Virgil A. Kraft
“Every spring is the only spring, a perpetual astonishment.” – Ellis Peters
“My favorite weather is bird chirping weather.” — Terri Guillemets
“I want to do to you what spring does with the cherry trees.” – Pablo Neruda
“Summer is only the unfulfilled promise of spring.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald
“No matter how long the winter, spring is sure to follow.” – Proverb
“What a strange thing! to be alive, beneath cherry blossoms.” — Kobayashi Issa
“I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer.” — Dodie Smith
“Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm.” — John Muir
“A little Madness in the Spring Is wholesome even for the King.” – Emily Dickinson
“Flowers don’t tell; they show.” – Stephanie Skeem
“That is one good thing about this world … There are always sure to be more springs.” – L. M. Montgomery
“Spring is when you feel like whistling, even with a shoe full of slush.” – Doug Larson
“Spring won’t let me stay in this house any longer! I must get out and breathe the air deeply again.” – Gustav Mahler
“Spring is the time of the year, when it is summer in the sun and winter in the shade.” – Charles Dickens
“If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.” – Anne Bradstreet
“It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart.” — Rainer Maria Rilke
“Life stands before me like an eternal spring with new and brilliant clothes.” – Carl Friedrich Gauss
“The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself.” – Ernest Hemingway
“Spring will come and so will happiness. Hold on. Life will get warmer.” – Anita Krizzan
“You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep spring from coming.” – Pablo Neruda
“Spring is nature’s way of saying, Let’s party!” – Robin Williams
“I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older.” – Virginia Woolf
“A life without love is like a year without spring.” – Octavian Paller
“Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.” -A.A. Milne
“In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.” – Margaret Atwood
“Spring comes: the flowers learn their colored shapes.” – Maria Konopnicka
“The promise of spring’s arrival is enough to get anyone through the bitter winter!” — Jen Selinsky
“In springtime, love is carried on the breeze.” – Emma Racine deFleur
“The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month.” – Henry Van Dyke
“Spring makes its own statement, so loud and clear that the gardener seems to be only one of the instruments, not the composer.” – Geoffrey B. Charlesworth
“A man has every season while a woman only has the right to spring.” – Jane Fonda
“Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May.” –William Shakespeare
“In those days, though, the spring always came finally but it was frightening that it had nearly failed.” ― Ernest Hemingway
“The earth laughs in flowers.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself.” – Proverb
“Yes, I deserve a spring – I owe nobody nothing.” – Virginia Woolf
“Don’t hurry, don’t worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.” –Walter Hagen
“Spring unlocks the flowers to paint the laughing soil.” – Reginald Heber
“Don’t let the tall weeds cast a shadow on the beautiful flowers in your garden.” –Steve Maraboli
“Science has never drummed up quite as effective a tranquilizing agent as a sunny spring day.” – W. Earl Hall
“Blossom by blossom the spring begins.” – Algernon Charles Swinburne
“An optimist is the human personification of spring.” – Susan J. Bissonette
“Walk lightly in the spring; Mother Earth is pregnant.” – Native American Indian Proverb (Kiowa)
“The flowers of late winter and early spring occupy places in our hearts well out of proportion to their size.” – Gertrude S. Wister
“Always it’s spring and everyone’s in love and flowers pick themselves.” — E. E. Cummings
“She turned to the sunlight, And shook her yellow head, And whispered to her neighbor: “Winter is dead.” ― A.A. Milne
“If people did not love one another, I really don’t see what use there would be in having any spring.” — Victor Hugo
“An optimist is the human personification of spring.” – Susan J. Bissonette
“Early spring is the time for vigorous change, a preparation for the heat-driven oppression that is to come.” — Henry Rollins
“Despite the forecast, live like it’s Spring.”- Lilly Pulitzer
“Spring is the only revolutionary whose revolution has succeeded.” – Marianne Van Hirtum
“Poor, dear, silly Spring, preparing her annual surprise!” – Wallace Stevens
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Funny March Letter Board Quotes, Funny Easter Sayings, Spring Chalkboard Art Ideas, St. Patrick’s Day Puns and Welcome April Quotes.
Short Funny Spring Sayings
You May get some flowers
I’m not a spring chicken anymore, but I can still hop to it!
Why is the letter “A” like a flower? Because a B comes after it.
Daylight Savings springs ahead
The grass is always greener in springtime!
April showers bring May flowers and a whole lot of sneezing.
I never liked gardening, but this spring it’s starting to grow on me.
What did one spring flower say to the other? You really got me growing.
How can you tell the weather’s getting warmer? There’s a spring in your step!
Spring is when you can finally put that winter blubber in hibernation.
Sunshine and laughter: the perfect spring duo!
What kind of shoes do frogs wear when spring comes? Open-toad.
Springtime is the land awakening, and my coffee is the only thing that’s blooming.
I’m so excited for spring, I’m springing out of bed before sunrise!
I be-leaf in you
It’s springtime already? You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
In spring, every day is a blooming good day!
My garden is so lively in spring its like a spring concert for flowers
Spring has finally sprouted, and so have my allergies!
Spring is nature’s way of saying, Let’s party!
Why do florists love springtime? Business is blooming!
I’m so ready for spring, I’ve already got a spring in my sentence!
Garden flowers springing into action faster than I can keep pace!
Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.
Why are trees so forgiving? Every spring they turn over a new leaf.
I lilac springtime
He put the petal to the metal
Spring: when the earth laughs in flowers and my nose starts its seasonal rebellion.
When you enter spring with high hopes but end up with a high pollen count instead.
I tried to make a pun about spring showers, but it just didn’t rain laughter.
I tried to catch some fog in spring, but I mist.
Don’t be a daisy, be a dandy – it’s spring time!
Why is April so clean? Because April showers.
I’m so excited for spring, I’m just daffodil-ighted!
Did you hear about the flowers who went on a date? It’s a budding romance.
Let’s make like a butterfly and flutter into spring!
I’m springing into action, leafing my worries behind!
Should you plant flowers in April? Sure, May as well!
Spring: the time of year when even the flowers get a little sun-kissed!
What did summer say to spring? “Help, I’m going to fall!”
Is it just me, or does spring come with a side of existential renewal?
What’s the best place to plant flowers at a school? In kinder-garden.
Let’s put a spring in our step and tackle the day!
That’s blooming great
What do you call an emergency in the spring? May day.
What is a bee’s favorite type of flower? Bee-gonia.
Why are flowers so popular? They have a lot of buds.
I was in a great mood, so I decided to ring in the spring!
I’m bouncing into spring with a spring in my step and a smile on my face.
Spring forward with a smile on your face!
How can you tell the weather’s getting warmer? There’s a spring in people’s steps.
Spring cleaning: the annual reminder that clutter doesn’t spark joy but finding forgotten snacks does.
Does February like March? No, but April May.
Don’t be a daisy-ger, enjoy spring!
What do you call a bear that got caught in a spring shower? A drizzly bear.
Spring has sprung, and so have I!
Did you hear about the flower that went on a date with the other flower? It was a budding romance.
Lettuce turnip the beet in this spring garden!
My enthusiasm for spring is springing eternal!
As spring approaches, his ideas begin to spring forth.
Spring showers bring May flowers: Let’s make it rain petals!
Let’s hop to it and spring into action!
Too soon to whip out the bikini?
That’s a re-leaf!
No matter how long the winter, spring is sure to come.
I’m just a hop, skip, and a jump away from loving spring!
I’m daisy-chained to my love for spring.
What do you call a flower magician that only knows one magic trick? A one trick peony.
How do you kiss in spring? With tulips.
Where do roses sleep at night? In a flowerbed.
Bee-lieve in the power of spring!
The front of March is all lion, and the back of March is all lamb.
They can’t all be winters
What a re-leaf
Flocking to spring like a bird of paradise!
Don’t stop be-leafing
Spring forward with a smile on your face!
Spring has sprung, time to have some fun!
Spring has sprung, so let’s hop to it and enjoy the sunshine!
Friend tried catching faucet water, got a spring shower instead.
I’m so excited for spring, I wet my plants!
Hare today, gone tomorrow, it’s springtime!
Spring is when life’s alive in everything… except my potted plant.
I’m feeling spring-tastic today! Time to leaf all my winter worries behind.
Don’t be a chicken, embrace spring and let yourself hatch into a new mindset.
The trees are re-leafed
Just remember, April showers bring May flowers…and potentially unexpected flash floods.
Don’t be a daisy, be a dandy – it’s spring time!
How do you know that flowers are friendly? They’re always making new buds!
What did the tree say when spring arrived? What a re-leaf.
So that is it for our list of Short Funny Spring Quotes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
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Laynni Locke
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