St. Patrick’s Day is a fun and festive holiday, the perfect time to share some laughs. Which is why we have gathered all the best St. Patrick’s Day puns for you to share. And if you’re looking for short St. Patrick’s Day jokes, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
St. Patrick’s Day Puns
You’re worth your weight in gold.
It’s ok to go a little cloverboard on St. Patrick’s Day.
The jig is up!
Irish I was at the pub right now.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
Zero luck was given on St. Patrick’s Day.
Suffering from Dublin vision.
Between a shamrock and a hard place.
Irish you a very Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Hope this St. Patrick’s Day bowls you clover.
Ale in a day’s work.
Don’t be elfish, share your pint!
Will you be my Pinch Charming?
I mustache you to have a very happy St. Patrick’s Day.
Zero luck was given on St. Patrick’s Day.
It’s time to get this paddy started.
That’s a bunch of ba-larney.
Dublin down on the fun!
You’re my lucky charm.
Hoppy St. Patrick’s Day!
Zero luck given.
Irish you were beer.
You’re my favorite ‘SHAM-azing’ Irish friend!
This Irish pun will have you Dublin over with laughter.
I’m head clover heels for you.
Irish I was at the pub right now.
The grass is always greener on St. Patrick’s Day.
Let’s have a sham-rockin’ good time tonight!
I found a four-leaf clover; now I be-leaf in luck.
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day.
Life is brew-tiful.
Bad Irish puns are just how eye roll.
Feelin’ lucky right meow and I’m not kitten around.
Wishing you a St. Paddy’s that’s clover the moon!
You put me to Seamus.
Irish I was at the pub right now.
Who’s your paddy?
I’m head clover heels for you.
I had one too many green beers, and now I’m suffering from Dublin vision!
I am so clover it.
You’re really clover.
I’m lucky and I gnome it.
I’m the life of the paddy.
Don’t push your luck.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
I’m Dublin over with laughter.
Let’s shamrock the night away!
Irish I may, Irish I might.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
Let’s get jiggy with it!
That last brew was a jig mistake.
It’s time to paddy like the Irish do!
I’ve hit shamrock bottom.
Party until the pint of no return.
Officially a gold digger.
Let’s shamrock and roll.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
Irish I was back in bed.
Irish puns are the most O’ffensive.
This Irish pun will have you Dublin over with laughter.
Wishing you a St. Patrick’s Day that’s clover the moon!
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day.
You’re off your shamrocker!
Dublin down on this St. Patrick’s Day celebration!
Irish every day could be St. Patrick’s Day.
It’s St. Patrick’s Day, go a little cloverboard.
Irish I had a pot of gold!
May the luck be with you.
Let’s paint the town green.
Ain’t that a Seamus?
Irish you knew how much I loved you.
Have your-elf a merry little St. Paddy’s.
Shamrock and roll.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
You’re off your sham-rocker.
Irish you a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer.
Tell me, what’s wrong with this pitcher?
Ale that glitters is gold.
When the dance is over, the jig is up.
I was going to get you shamrock tie for St. Paddy’s, but decided to get you a rain bow instead.
You shamrock my world.
That dance was a jig mistake.
Irish you were beer.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Ale’s well that ends well.
You’ve got fight for your right to paaaaaddy.
Distill my beating heart.
Keep calm and leprechaun.
Irish I may, Irish I might …
The jig is up!
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Puns on St. Patrick’s Day don’t just shame you, they Seamus all!
It ain’t over until it’s clover.
Irish I was Irish.
Happy St. Paddy’s to someone who’s worth their weight in gold.
Irish you were mine.
I’m giving you the green light to have a happy St. Paddy’s.
I’m lager than life.
Drinking of you this St. Patrick’s Day!
I’m here to paddy.
I was late to the paddy because my car brogue down.
I only have ice for you.
You’re so clover!
Stuck between a shamrock and a hard place.
I’ve got déjà brew.
Lucky you!
I’ve got no elf control.
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Funny St. Patrick’s Day Letter Board Quotes, Short Funny Spring Quotes, Funny March Letter Board Quotes and St. Patrick’s Day Chalk Board Art Ideas.
St. Patrick’s Day Jokes
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good jig!
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A sham-rock.
What do leprechauns put on their decks? Paddy O’ furniture.
What happens when shamrocks get jealous? They turn green with envy.
Why do Irish bakers use baking soda? It’s faster than Dublin the dough with yeast.
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite drink? Shamrock shake!
How do you pay for soft drinks on St. Patrick’s Day? With soda bread.
Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day? Because they’re always wearing green!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite song? “Somewhere Over the Rainbow.”
How do Irish zombies greet each other? Top of the moanin’ to you!
How do you make gold soup? Add 14 karots.
Why couldn’t the leprechaun pay rent? He was a little short.
What’s long, green, and only comes once a year? The St. Patrick’s Day parade.
Why did the leprechaun go to school? To improve his “green” skills!
What do leprechauns use to clean the toilet? Mr. Green.
Leprechauns can’t be barbers because they just don’t cut it.
Who says it’s not easy being green?
Why do leprechauns drink Guinness? Because they are pint-sized.
What’s an Irish baby’s favorite song? Patty Cake!
What kind of bow can’t be tied? A rainbow.
Where can you always find gold on St. Patrick’s Day? In the dictionary.
Why did the clover get invited to every party? Because it was always lucky!
Why should you never iron a four-leaf clover? Because you don’t want to press your luck!
What’s Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O’Furniture.
How do Irish chefs keep track of all their cooking tools? They have a whisk key.
Why did the leprechaun bring a pencil to the party? He wanted to draw some luck!
What do ghosts drink on St. Paddy’s Day? Boo’s.
What do you call a leprechaun’s favorite snack? Shamrock chips!
What do you call a mischievous leprechaun? A little troublemaker!
Why did the shamrock break up with the clover? It found someone greener!
Why did the pot of gold go to school? To get a little brighter!
What did the teacher say to the leprechaun after he was caught cheating? Seamus on you.
What do you call a four-leaf clover with poison ivy? A rash of good luck.
What’s the best month for a parade? March.
Why did the rainbow go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling very bright!
When is an Irish Potato, not an Irish Potato? When it’s a French fry.
What kind of potatoes aren’t Irish? French fries.
What do horses wear for good luck? Shoes.
What do you call a leprechaun who loves to tell jokes? A pun-derful friend!
Why shouldn’t you iron four-leaf clovers? It’s not good to press your luck.
What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended? Game clover!
What happens when four-leaf clovers get jealous? They turn green with envy.
Why did the rainbow get a promotion? It had great “colorful” ideas!
What kind of spells do leprechauns use? Lucky charms.
What did the leprechaun say to the rainbow? “You’re looking colorful today!”
What do you call a leprechaun’s favorite game? Hide and go leprechaun!
What’s Sylvester Stallone when he claims to be Irish? A shamrock.
What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick’s Day? Boos.
What does Ireland have more than anyone else? Irishmen.
What is a huge Irish spider called? A paddy long legs.
74. Why did the leprechaun quit his job? He kept getting short-changed.
What did the leprechaun use to keep his gold safe? A lucky lock!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite dance? The jig-a-lot!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? Because real rocks are too heavy.
Why did the Irishmen stop searching for gold? It didn’t pan out.
Why do leprechauns recycle? They like to go green.
Why did the leprechaun skip dinner? He already had a pot of gold.
How do Irish musicians show off on St. Patrick’s Day? They play their brag-pipes.
Why was your Irish friend late? Their car brogue down.
How can you tell if an Irishman likes your puns? He’s Dublin over in laughter.
Why was the leprechaun so good at math? He always counted on his luck!
Why do leprechauns argue a lot? They’re short-tempered.
Which instrument isn’t very modest? The brag-pipe.
Why did the four-leaf clover always win at hide and seek? It was too lucky to find!
Here today, leprechaun tomorrow.
What do you call a lazy leprechaun? A “slacker” on the luck!
Why did the clover break up with the weed? It wanted to find a better match!
When do the Irish make pour decisions? On St. Patrick’s Day!
Irish puns? They are so O’ffensive!
So that is it for our list of St. Patrick’s Day Puns and Jokes. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
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