The temperature is starting to drop and you know what that means, which is why we have put together a list of all the best funny fall captions to enjoy before winter arrives. And if you’re looking for short funny fall quotes for Instagram captions, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Fall Captions
Ah, Autumn! When ‘chill’ finally applies to the weather and not just my Netflix plans.
Never fear, pumpkin-flavored everything is here!
Channel the flannel
What happens when apples drink too much? They get sauced.
I told my pumpkin to stop being so gourd-acious!
Is it really a pile of leaves if you haven’t jumped in it?
Salty about summer ending
Let’s get this gourd started!
When the trees shed their leaves, do they ever get cold feet?
Autumn leaves and pumpkins please
Autumn skies and pumpkin pies
A leaf a day keeps the doctor away.
Which band is every pumpkin’s favorite? The Spice Girls.
When the leaves start falling, the trees really know how to “turn” things around!
October: sweater weather and pumpkin season.
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes
How did the apple get hurt? It fell too far from the tree.
Oh my gourd, look at these leaves!
You can’t make an omelet without breaking some leaves.
You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!
I told my friends I was going to acorn my way through fall, and they thought I was nuts!
This season is unbe-leaf-able!
Summer, you are my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye
You are the pumpkin spice to my fall
Don’t put all your eggs in one pumpkin.
Why do trees always get in trouble in fall? Because they’re too shady!
Life is better in October
In fall, I can never “bear” to miss a good bonfire; the warmth really “brings out” the best of us!
What happens when fall is over? Autumn leaves.
I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like
What did the leaf name its baby? Rustle.
The tans will fade but the memories will last forever
Meet me under the falling leaves
I’m feeling gratefall for these autumn days
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To gourd the other side!
I’m ready for the season of crunching leaves and my snack choices echoing that sentiment.
September: The last month, standing between me and pumpkin season.
I’m the pun King
Orange is the new black
Hocus pocus and chill?
All I want are autumn leaves and pumpkins, please
Long sleeves & falling leaves
Grateful, thankful, and fueled by coffee.
Leaves are falling, autumn is calling
It’s all fun and games until someone loses their pumpkin!
It seems like all the leaves changed in one fall swoop
Pumpkin spice and everything nice
When the going gets tough, the tough go pumpkin picking.
Some days are cool while others are hot; September is the month we are talking about.
This is my resting witch face
Until next time, summer
I’ve got a real crush on cider season; it’s a total squeeze!
Espresso yourself with fall flavors.
The grass is always greener on the other side of autumn.
It’s September so I’m off enjoying fall
A fallen leaf is nothing more than a summer’s wave goodbye
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his “field” during autumn!
I love how fall makes everything so much more re-leaf-ing!
What did the tree get when it went on vacation? Paid leaf.
As the days grow shorter, I find myself “fall”ing for more cozy sweaters.
When autumn rolls around, I really start to feel the crunch!
The season of pumpkin patch photos commences
Fall’s well that ends well
Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed
I’m simply a-maized.
If you don’t like fall, you can leaf me alone
Why do scarecrows make great friends? Because they’re outstanding in their field!
What is the cutest season? Awwtumn
Don’t stop be-leafing
Fall in love at first sight.
One bad apple doesn’t spoil the entire harvest.
Don’t count your pumpkins before they hatch.
September…Chapter 9
Falling for this season
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
This is my pumpkin carving shirt.
The sun’s rays can’t “shone” through the clouds when fall fog rolls in.
What do apples do for exercise? Core-strengthening exercises.
Let’s turn over a new leaf.
The scent of September: Bright sunlit skies, nature’s warm colors, and the smell of seasons are about to change. The hint of new beginnings, knowing something wonderful is around the bend.
Goodbye summer. It’s been fun!
Well hello there September
The corn mazes always seem a-maize-ing; you really can’t beet a good time!
Autumn leaves and coffees, please.
I’m acorn-y kinda person.
If you think autumn is bad, just wait until winter; it’ll be brr-isk!
My friends said I was all over the place this season, but hey, I’m just trying to stay grounded!
Where there’s a will, there’s a way to rake leaves.
Pumpkin spice and everything nice
FALLing in love
Pumpkin patch princess
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, unless it’s a rotten one!
Do you know why skeletons don’t like fall? They don’t have the guts to leaf the house!
Why did the apple break up with the pumpkin? There just wasn’t enough thyme!
Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
Summer should get a speeding ticket – goes by way too fast!
When it comes to raking leaves, I’m just “dying” to make a “pile” of fun!
Life is better in a sweater
When it rains, it pours pumpkin spice.
No more treats? This is unBOOlievable
The first day of fall means my coffee order suddenly doubles in length and spice.
I can’t believe how fast everything is falling into place this season!
Leaf your worries behind; it’s time to fall into some fun!
I like you a latte
When the pumpkin spice latte starts to flow, it’s the season for “squash”ing all doubts!
Eat, drink, and be scary
Hay there! Enjoying the season?
October is my favorite color
It’s fall coming back to me now
The apples fell far from the tree, but they still know how to keep it “core!
Tea and fuzzy socks season
With the first leaf drop, so goes my enthusiasm for shaving.
I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin
Leaf me alone, I’m feeling fall today.
Why did the tree change its color? It wanted to turn over a new leaf.
Hay there!
Wheat did you say about fall?
Spice up your life—it’s pumpkin season!
Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything
How am I feeling? Never sweater
I’m aMAIZED we escaped
When it’s fall, I’m always ready to take the plunge into cider season!
Fall: When the trees turn into exhibitionists and the pumpkins get all the attention.
Leaf it to me to make you smile.
Boots, scarves, and lattes: my autumn uniform.
I love flannels and selfies in the fall most of all
I’m not falling; I’m just autumn-tically awesome.
When it comes to baking, a pie can “crust” the competition any day!
This view is gourd-geous
Don’t autumn-otally forget to gather your pumpkins; it’s a harvest to remember!
Sweater weather is better together
Get yourself a pumpkin. It will never ghost you
I’m spicing things up
I had a great time at the apple festival; it was the core of fun!
Hangin’ with the leaves
Soup’s on and the sweater’s out!
The apples were having a meeting, but it was hard to find a good “peel”ing for conversation!
Spice, spice baby
Hoodies, hot cocoa, and heaps of leaves.
Every autumn, I feel like I’m falling head over “heels” for all the seasonal treats!
Cutest pumpkins in the patch
When it comes to pumpkin spice, I’m all in — it’s brew-tiful this time of year!
Flannels, firesides, and hot apple cider.
First day of fall: cue the pumpkin invasion in 3… 2… 1…
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s maple leaves
When the leaves hit the ground, it’s time for a fall-out!
The corn maze was such a “-maize”-ing adventure; you really “ear” it to believe it!
I love fall beyond a seasonable doubt
A summer I’ll always remember with people I’ll never forget
Determined to step on all the crunchy leaves
Let’s just fall it a day
There’s a new pumpkin in the patch!
Do I love fall? Apple-solutely!
Leaves, flannel, and football are all I need
Time to get lit like a bonfire.
Everyone was “board” at the party until the hayride finally arrived!
Let’s get this party gourd-ed.
In an autumn state of mind
Sweater weather the better weather
Hello, September!
These colors are unbe-leaf-able!
Runs on pumpkin-flavored coffee
What did the tree say when it passed its test? What a re-leaf!
This jack-o-lantern is gonna be lit
Summer’s hit the rakes, now it’s time for fall
Long sleeves and autumn leaves
What’s Darth Vader’s favorite kind of apple? Empire.
What did the sweater say to the scarf? I’m “knit” to be together!
Fall leaves: just the icing on the rake
Give ’em pumpkin to talk about
That scarecrow had a lot of “hay”-spirations, but he couldn’t quite stand up to the pressure.
Leaf me alone, I’m trying to enjoy my fall!
Did you hear about the shocked tree? It was in disbe-leaf.
Orange you glad it’s fall?
I love you more than pumpkin pie — and that’s saying a lot
Fall is a-maize-ing!
Don’t stop be-leaf-ing in fall magic.
Can’t reply, eating a pie
The owl was really wise but was quite “hooted” about his favorite fall treats.
Ready to pumpkin spice things up!
Goodbye summer, hello fall
Fall is where the heart is.
Some people fall in love; I fall into a pile of leaves.
Autumn skies and everything’s fine
Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.
Pumped for pumpkins!
I’m the ghostest with the moistest
Cozy sweater, hot coffee, fall leaves, repeat
What’s my blood type? Pumpkin spice
Why did the pumpkin sit on the patio? Because it wanted to be a little gourd!
It’s September Time to welcome fall
Why kind of computers do apples use? Macs.
Great pumpkin believers
Fall foliage is nature’s way of showing us that change can be beautiful, so leaf your worries behind!
I’m falling for you more than leaves in autumn.
Don’t sweat the fall stuff
Sweater weather is better with hot chocolate and marshmallows.
You are never too old to play in the leaves
Foggy mornings always have a way of “mist”-ifying the best of plans.
This season is un-be-leaf-able for some pun-tastic fun!
Foliage is the new black.
I’m not a fan of fall; I’m just here for the pumpkin spice and everything nice!
I get a little corny when the autumn breeze starts blowing!
Orange you glad it’s fall?
Who helps little pumpkins cross the road? The crossing gourd.
The acorns were feeling extra “nutty” this season. Must be all the fall “cheer”!
Cozy sweaters “weave” together comfort and style, especially during sweater weather!
Keep calm and buy pumpkins
As the days grow shorter, I find myself falling behind on my leaf-reading.
I haven’t tripped, but here I am in the fall
I’m just here for the apple cider donuts.
Blessed and pumpkin-obsessed
Autumn skies and pecan pies, that’s my kind of joyride.
Leaves can “change” their colors, but they still can’t seem to stay grounded.
A penny saved is a penny earned, unless you drop it in a pile of leaves.
Pumpkin patch exploring is my part-time job for the next three months
Fall so hard motherpumpkins wanna spice me
The acorns decided to team up, and boy, did they make a big “splash” in the forest!
Leave your stress behind.
When the leaves start to change, I can’t help but get a little bough-t of excitement.
The proof is in the pumpkin pie!
I’m totally “board” with summer; bring on the fall festivities!
On the first day of fall, Mother Nature said, ‘Let there be boots’.
What do you call a leaf who’s great at math? A “counted” fall!
Why did the tree go to therapy? It couldn’t stop “leafing” its problems behind!
I love fall from the bautumn of my heart
Falling leaves show us how beautiful it is to let things go
Go Big or Gourd Home
I’m falling for these puns; they really know how to crack me up!
Maple trees are really good at “leaf”-ing a lasting impression!
Happy fall, y’all!
The trees have been gossiping, and I heard they’re just dying to leaf us with some secrets.
Don’t be so fall of yourself!
When the apple decided to break up, it just couldn’t “peel” away from its past.
What do leaves say at the end of autumn? See you next fall.
Autumn leaves and pumpkins please.
Fall is just a part of leaf
The sweet potato got promoted, proving that he’s quite the “root” of success.
These puns are un-be-leaf-able.
Don’t leaf me hanging!
The early bird catches the autumn worm.
I’d like to see you s’more
September shows us how beautiful it is to let things go.
As the temperature drops, my enthusiasm to “chill” out is really “fall”ing off.
They’ll make you fall head over heels.
Maple and scones for cozy autumn mornings.
You’ve got to be in it to win it, and that includes fall festivities!
I’ve fallen for this season; it’s just too a-peeling!
Oh my gourd I love fall
Some say autumn is “un-be-leaf-able,” but I think it just keeps getting better!
Why was the corn always invited to parties? Because it knows how to “ear” everyone out!
It’s no use crying over spilled cider.
Who needs spring cleaning when fall cluttering is so much more festive?
You could say this autumn has been un-fall-gettable!
I’m feeling gourd-geous in this season.
I thought about writing a novel about fall, but I just couldn’t find the right plot twist!
Why don’t trees use the internet? They can’t stand the “hack”-ing!
I wanted to tell a story about falling leaves, but it wasn’t my best leaf-telling.
How do leaves know if they’re related? They trace their family tree.
Fall: Proof that change is beautiful and full of pumpkin spice everything.
I asked the leaves what they liked most about fall; they said, “We’re just trying to branch out!”
Pumpkin patching time!
Eat, drink & be scary
Spooky season with a chance of pumpkin patches.
Oh my gourd, it’s beautiful outside!
I don’t celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween
We got lost in this maize
The sweater I wore today is so cozy; I can’t help but knit about it.
Squash goals: eat more pie.
Life is better in September
Hay baby, hay baby, hay!
The only thing getting lit this weekend is my pumpkin spice candle
The corn stalks formed a band, but they couldn’t find their “roots” in the music scene.
Sweater weather is better together.
Every time I see a pile of leaves, I can’t help but leaf it be!
The trees are really showing off their colors; it’s like they’re trying to leaf a mark!
They say fall is the best time to branch out and explore!
Channeling all the flannel
I love fall most of all, but these cookies are a close second.
What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you
Wrap up warm; it’s a breeze out there!
I like you a pumpkin-latte
Falling leaves means one thing: It’s football season!
Follow the pumpkin patch road
I made a terrible pun about autumn, but I leaf it to your imagination!
Keep calm and stay cozy—it’s fall, y’all.
Turning a new leaf in my fall best.
It’s not the heat, it’s the fall that gets you.
I add a touch of autumn to every outfit—call it my fall flair.
Chai is high on my fall priority list.
You’re the apple of my pie.
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of October Captions, Short October Quotes, Funny October Letter Board Quotes, Funny Thanksgiving Letter Board Quotes, Funny November Letter Board Quotes, November Captions and Short November Quotes.
Short Funny Fall Quotes for Instagram Captions
“Autumn’s the mellow time.” — William Allingham
“Anyone who thinks fallen leaves are dead has never watched them dancing on a windy day.” — Shira Tamir
“Even if something is left undone, everyone must take time to sit still and watch the leaves turn.” — Elizabeth Lawrence
“It’s the first day of autumn! A time of hot chocolatey mornings, and toasty marshmallow evenings, and, best of all, leaping into leaves!” — Winnie the Pooh
“I cannot endure to waste anything so precious as autumnal sunshine by staying in the house.” — Nathaniel Hawthorne
“I loved autumn, the one season of the year that God seemed to have put there just for the beauty of it.” — Lee Maynard
“Love the trees until their leaves fall off, then encourage them to try again next year.” — Chad Sugg
“Autumn is a second spring where every leaf is a flower.” — Albert Camus
“But now it’s time for me to go, the autumn moon lights my way.” — Led Zeppelin
“Autumn leaves don’t fall, they fly. They take their time and wander on this their only chance to soar.” — Delia Owens
“It’s like going back to school. You know, autumn! Time for ‘Harry Potter’.” — Robbie Coltrane
“Autumn is the hardest season. The leaves are all falling, and they’re falling like they’re falling in love with the ground.” — Andrea Gibson
“If a year was tucked inside of a clock, then autumn would be the magic hour.” — Victoria Erickson
“In autumn, don’t go to jewelers to see gold; go to the parks!” — Mehmet Murat Ildan
“I come alive in the fall time.” — The Weeknd
“If I were a bird, I would fly about the Earth seeking the successive autumns.” — George Eliot
“In October any wonderful unexpected thing might be possible.” — Elizabeth George Speare
“The heat of autumn is different from the heat of summer. One ripens apples, the other turns them to cider.” — Jane Hirshfield
“Autumn arrives in early morning, but spring at the close of a winter day.” — Elizabeth Bowen
“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” — Lucy Maud Montgomery
“Fall colors are funny. They’re so bright and intense and beautiful. It’s like nature is trying to fill you up with color.” — Siobhan Vivian
So that is it for our list of Funny Fall Captions and Quotes. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
About the Author
Laynni Locke
I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.
And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.
With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.