Thanksgiving is a time for fun, family and laughter, so we have put together a list of all the best funny Thanksgiving letter board quotes for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny Thanksgiving letter board sayings, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Thanksgiving Letter Board Sayings
Pie plucking love this holiday
Because you know I’m all about that baste
This turkey will make you fowl with delight.
Old habits pie hard.
I haven’t tripped, but here I am in the fall
Thyme flies when you’re cooking a whole turkey!
We go together like turkey and gravy
I only have pies for you.
Don’t stop be-leafing
Thanksgiving: A time to count blessings, not carbs
Current status: stuffed like a turkey
Pie really love you.
Lets just wing it with the turkey this year.
Don’t mess with us, or we’ll show you how we casser-roll.
Autumn leaves and pumpkins please
Let’s get basted!
Happy Piesgiving, folks!
Nobody puts gravy in the corner
I’m so bready for all these carbs on Thanksgiving.
This wine pairs well with a crazy family
Let’s get basted!
Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!
Good vibes and apple pies.
If you give the turkey coffee, it’ll be a perky!
Orange you glad it’s fall?
Thanksgiving dinner was made all in a holi-day’s work.
Feeling berry thankful to be here.
Fitness? More like fitness whole turkey in my mouth
Whatever floats your gravy boat.
Hap-pie Thanksgiving!
Roll out!
Gourd your loins!
When it doubt, gravy it out!
Feast mode
Official occupation: couch potato
Pumpkin is the spice of life
“Arrgh,” says the pie-rate.
Don’t forget to squash up for Thanksgiving dinner.
Don’t make fun of the turkey—it’s been roasted enough today.
More rolls? You better believe it
Eat, drink, and cranberry
The gravy train
Thanksgiving is plucking awesome
Silence of the yams.
I can’t make everyone happy—I’m not pumpkin spice!
Autumn skies and pumpkin pies
Stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.
This food is looking gravy-licious.
I’m on a dinner roll.
Thankful for friends that turned into family
B-autumns up
This turkey is all carved up! Do you suspect fowl play?
We’re trading in the Christmas tree for poul-tree this year.
My favorite color is autumn
I was corn this way!
Squash goals.
Pure pumpkin goodness
Gobble ‘til you wobble
Family, turkey, and football — oh my!
At a certain point, pumpkins got to give!
Pies before guys
There’s a new pumpkin in the patch!
Gobble ’til you wobble
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a yam!
In an autumn state of mind
I love fall from the bautumn of my heart
Thankful today and every day
Turkey, gravy, beans and rolls. Let me see that casserole.
I’m riding the gravy train to being stuffed.
Thankful, blessed, and mashed potato obsessed
You could say I’m into fitness—as in, fitness scoop of mashed potatoes into my mouth.
Thankful. Grateful. Blessed.
What a cluster pluck
I’m pie-ning for you.
You ain’t seen stuffing yet.
I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like
Thyme flies when you’re cooking a whole turkey!
Hit me, gravy, one more time
Eat, drink, and be thankful
You call it chaos. We call it family.
I have a crust on you!
Feeling saucy.
I’m gravy for you!
Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater
Talk turkey to me
Gourd times
Family, turkey, and football — oh my!
Winning the wishbone is a snap!
Fitness? More like fitness whole turkey in my mouth
Long sleeves and autumn leaves
Orange is the new black
Zero plucks given
I will eat all of this food all pie myself.
Let’s talk turkey
Pie am so grateful for dessert.
Much ado about stuffing.
The turkey looks a little under the feather this year.
We’re really plucky to have a great turkey this Thanksgiving.
I’m riding the gravy train to being stuffed.
Pumpkin season has begun
Happy Winesgiving
This turkey is thankful for vegetarians.
This turkey is poultry in motion.
Don’t let any Thanksgiving turkey go to baste.
Turkey, gravy, beans and rolls. Let me see that casserole.
I sure am plucky to be eating this meal!
Thanksgiving dinner spread always smells fowl.
It’s so easy to lose track of thyme during the holidays.
It’s all gravy, baby
I’m all about that baste life!
Leaves are falling, autumn is calling
Winner, winner, turkey dinner
Let’s talk turkey
Oh, do you like the main course? Well, you haven’t seen stuffing yet.
There’s pumpkin about Thanksgiving that I love so much.
I’m plucking stuffed.
I yam what I yam
I can’t eat another bite. Oh look, pie!
Can someone pick up the turkey’s phone? It’s winging.
Leftovers are for quitters
We all have something in common with the turkey today: We’re stuffed.
You thought Thanksgiving was over? You ain’t seen stuffing yet!
I yam what I yam
I yam legend.
Oh my gourd, I ate too much.
Gravy, I love your way.
It doesn’t get any butter than this
Nobody puts gravy in the corner.
It’s all filling and games until you have to unbutton your pants.
This meal is pumpkin special.
This meal is the cranberry on top.
You’re the gravy to my mashed potatoes.
Don’t stop be-leafing
Easy as pie!
Oh my gourd-ness, I love Thanksgiving
The only thing corny about Thanksgiving is cornbread.
Here’s the one photo we got before the food coma hit…
Oh my gourd, I’m stuffed.
Touchdowns, tailgates, and turkey
Goodness gracious, great gobbles of fire!
This meal can’t get any butter.
If our turkey was in a band, he’d play the drumsticks.
Don’t marsh my mallow this Thanksgiving.
I’m filling pretty full!
Stop, drop, and pass the rolls
Dessert after the meal is the tur-key to my heart.
Don’t be a jerky, eat some turkey
Fifty shades of gravy
The maize is full of corny people.
I’m ready to season the day.
Cluck it, let’s celebrate!
Wine not have another glass?
I’ve got stuffing to lose.
You gotta go all or stuffing on Thanksgiving.
A good Thanksgiving meal is the tur-key to my heart.
Let the gourd times roll
There was no fowl play involved in the carving of this turkey.
Thanksgiving indulging
Because you know I’m all about that baste
The only thing getting lit this weekend is my pumpkin spice candle
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
In every life, a little cranberry must fall.
Pour some gravy on me.
I love when you talk turkey to me.
It’s turkey time
Birds of a feather flock together
I’m filling pretty full!
Never fear, pumpkin-flavored everything is here!
What comes first: The poul-tree or the Christmas tree.
This corn is simply a-maize-ing.
Don’t even chai to say you love fall more than me
I always feel a lot butter on Thanksgiving.
Go big or gourd home
We go together like turkey and gravy
I’m all corn up inside.
Feast your eyes on this glorious Thanksgiving spread.
Let’s get cranberry sauced
Oh my gourd I love fall
Eat, drink and cranberry.
Is butter(ball) a carb?
Gourd out of my mind
You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!
Whip, whip—hooray!
Whatever floats your gravy boat.
This food is truly off the stuffing charts!
Cutest pumpkins in the patch
Family may not see pie to pie, but we sure do love Thanksgiving.
Eat, drink, and cranberry!
I cran and I will go back for seconds
Give ’em pumpkin to talk about
I’ve got stuffing to hide!
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes
Don’t whine, drink some wine!
Let’s get this bread. (And butter.)
Pumpkin spice and chill
The gravy is calm because it knows how to simmer down.
Silence of the yams.
My favorite genre of music is Plymouth rock n’ roll!
Please raise your gobble gobble goblets for a Thanksgiving toast!
Nobody puts gravy in the corner
It’s all or stuffing with the Thanksgiving feast.
You crack me up like a wishbone!
There’s just pumpkin about the way you look tonight.
A happy heart is a thankful heart
Me: “I can’t eat another bite!” Also me: “Did you say pie?
Don’t stare at the turkey dressing. You’ll make him blush!
You know I was corn to be wild.
More rolls? You butter believe it
Thanksgiving: A time to count blessings, not carbs
Only have pies for this one.
All you knead is love — and pumpkin pie
And they lived apple-y ever after
There’s no need for a wine glass when you’ve got a gobble-let!
I’m ready to talk turkey all evening.
I’m thankful to have a family who takes eating as seriously as I do
Eat, drink and be cranberry.
We’re serving the turkey’s favorite dessert this year: peach gobbler!
I don’t want to accuse anyone of fowl play, but there’s no more leftovers.
Turkey and wine and I’m feeling fine
I gobbled all of it up!
Will I eat leftovers for a week? I cran, and I will.
Why don’t turkeys eat on Thanksgiving? They’re stuffed.
Baste. Thanksgiving. Ever.
I love you from my head to my potatoes.
I never want to leaf this beautiful place
Don’t let the holidays gobble up your sanity.
Let’s squash the family drama today.
Thankful for elastic waistbands
Eat hard, nap harder
Everyone knows that Thanksgiving is my jam!
Squashing my hands of this.
Can’t nobody tell me stuffin’
That was plucking delicious!
Talk turkey to me
Last but not feast.
You’re the apple of my pie
“Oh Snap,” said the wishbone.
Bready for seconds!
Casse-rollin’ with the fam!
Hey, that turkey wishbone is doing its best—give it a break.
I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin
Beauty and the feast.
It’s leg day
I like big bundts and I cannot lie.
Easy as pumpkin pie
Gobble ’til you wobble.
Turkey and wine and I’m feeling fine
You can tell the gravy is excited because it’s all stirred up.
The dad jokes are plucking hilarious!
Not to get too corny, but this Thanksgiving food is amaizeing.
I’m carbo-loading…for Black Friday.
All you knead is love and pumpkin pie
You’re the apple of my pie.
Winner, winner, turkey dinner
You’ve foiled my plans for taking home leftovers.
My gobble-let overfloweth
I yam who I yam.
Not to be corny, but I’m feeling thankful
The only ice cream Pilgrims can eat is rocky road.
They whine. I wine.
Let’s get basted this Thanksgiving!
Nobody puts gravy in a corner.
Can’t wait to feast my eyes on the dessert.
Hi, it’s so rice to meet you!
Can you be-leaf that all this food is for Thanksgiving?
Keep calm and gobble on
We’re having a yam good time.
Don’t let the turkey fool you. He’s got a baste of spades in his giblets.
Life’s gourd, and then you pie.
Corn in the U.S.A!
Give thanks and pass the mashed potatoes
It doesn’t get any butter than this.
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Funny November Letter Board Quotes, November Sayings, Short Fall Captions and Funny Fall Captions.
Funny Thanksgiving Letter Board Quotes
“Pie makes everybody happy.”—Laurie Halse Anderson
“If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it’s really like making a large chicken.”—Ina Garten
“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.”—Jay Leno
“Coexistence: What the farmer does with the turkey—until Thanksgiving.”—Mike Connolly
“Here I am, 5 o’clock in the morning, stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird’s butt.” – Rosanne in Rosanne
“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.”—Stephen Colbert
“Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home.” —Melanie White
“I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults’ table. That’s ’cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.” —Andre Kelley
“It’s not too much food. This is what we’ve been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny, this is our finest hour.” – Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” —Jim Davis
“Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.” – Stephen Colbert
“Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftover in aluminum foil and throw them out.”—Nicole Hollander
“Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.”—Michael Dresser
“A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.”—Kin Hubbard
“People who love to eat are always the best people. – Julia Child
“On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.”—William Jennings Bryan
“Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.” – P.J. O’Rourke
“When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.” – Willie Nelson
“Thanksgiving was nothing more than a pilgrim-created obstacle in the way of Christmas; a dead bird in the street that forced a brief detour.” – Augusten Burroughs
“Thanksgiving—when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook. – Melanie White
“I’m looking forward to seeing pie this Thanksgiving more than members of my own family.” – Damien Fahey
“Good mashed potato is one of the great luxuries of life.” —Lindsey Bareham
“I love Thanksgiving because it is a holiday centered around food and family, two things that are of utmost importance to me.” – Marcus Samuelsson
“‘So what do we do?’ We do what all families do. Grin, bear it, and pass the mashed potatoes.” – Heather Brewer, Eleventh Grade Burns
“It’s Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together!”—Rachel Green, Friends
“For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.”—Andy Borowitz
“Overeating at Thanksgiving is a case in point. It’s a national tradition.” – Eric Samuel Timm
“Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before.”—Rita Rudner
“I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.”—Charlie Brown
“Hope my relatives are getting along with the professional line sitter I hired to hold my place at the front of the Thanksgiving food line.” —John Lyon
“It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.” —Phyllis Diller
“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” —Kevin James
“Of all of the food filled holidays, Thanksgiving reigns king in the United States.” – Gia Scott
“There is no sincerer love than the love of food.”—George Bernard Shaw
“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” —Erma Bombeck
“What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?” – Erma Bombeck
“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.”—Oscar Wilde
So that is it for our list of Funny Thanksgiving Letter Board Quotes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
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