Funny Father’s Day Letter Board Quotes and Sayings to Make Him Laugh

Dad’s big day is coming up, so we have put together a list of all the best funny Father’s Day letter board quotes for your next post. And if you’re looking for short funny Father’s Day letter board sayings, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Funny Father’s Day Letter Board Sayings

I hope this Father’s Day is as fun as your life was before kids.

Dad, you’re the cool parent. But I’ll deny it if you tell Mom.

This man gave me wings that’s why I fly. Happy Father’s Day.

A little girl giggles when she is denied an ice cream by her mother. She knows daddy will get her some later.

Who needs a superhero when they have a father like mine.

Dad rhymes with ‘the best friend I ever had.’

Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.

Yoda best, Dad.

Thanks for saying ‘yes’ when Mom says ‘no.’

I love you, even though you don’t know how to use Instagram.

You’ll always be dad to the bone.

We all know that Mom did the hard part. But Happy Father’s Day anyway.

Enjoy your first official Father’s Day.

Worst jokes. Best dad

A dad’s life is the best guide to life.

You know you are the best dad in the whole world.

Of all the dads out there, I’m so glad you’re mine.

Who’s your caddy?

Happy Farter’s Day

It’s Father’s Day: Let’s ketchup!

I feel bad for other people… I clearly have the best dad.

You’re so hip, you had a dad bod *before* it was cool.

By the time a man realizes his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he is wrong.

Daddy finally figured out how to use Instagram. Happy father’s day.

Love you, even though I’m gonna have to text/email/show you this post

I hope this Father’s Day is as fun as your life was before kids.

Thanks for killing all those spiders.

Thanks for giving me all your good genes.

Any man can be a father, but it takes a special one to be a dad.

Behind every great man or woman, there is an even better father.

I love being your younger version.

Dear Dad, sorry for being such a pain in the axe.

Thanks for killing all those spiders.

I may not be a perfect daughter but you are the perfect dad for me.

I wouldn’t say you’ve got a dad bod. It’s more like a father figure.

You leveled up from a husband to a father.

Your dad jokes may drive my friends away, but at least I have you.

I’d call you later, but Mom says you prefer “Dad.”

Thanks for raising me.

You’ll always be dad to the bone.

Dad, you’re my roll model.

Thanks for saying yes all the times you didn’t know Mom already said no.

Dad, your salty jokes are sodium funny.

Happy Father’s Day to this dad joke supplier

Though fathers grow older, their love gets younger.

I thought about getting you a new belt for Father’s Day, but worried it would go to waist.

When Dad didn’t have my hand, he had my back.

Introducing the Grill Sergeant.

If you can find a better fisherman than my dad, let minnow.

He wanted me to be better than him, but I am striving to be half the man he is.

I try not to tell dad jokes. But he thinks they’re funny.

I’m sorry for everything, Dad. Unfortunately, the list is too long to explain.

Father’s Day on Instagram, where the best comedians, grill masters, protectors, and friends come head to head. You will always take the cake in my eyes!

My daddy is cooler than yours.

Daddy, chill

I may not be able to repay you for the roof over my head, the food on my table, or the money in my Starbucks account, but I can dedicate this Instagram post to you.

I got you a taser for Father’s Day. It’s stunning.

Dad, now I know why you had to be so hard on me.

You and me were mint to be.

Dad, promise me you’ll never fight a dinosaur, because I’m pretty sure you’ll get jurasskicked.

I inherited all my dad’s good jokes.

Seriously, you tell the best bad jokes.

Your Father’s Day gift is a bad pun because that’s how eye roll.

I still have no idea of how to change a tire, but I thank God you are one call away.

He’s too cool for the socials but gotta show some love on here regardless.

To my biggest cheerleader and motivator, happy Father’s Day.

I wanted to say something about fishing for Father’s Day, but couldn’t think of anything catchy.

Love you to the moon and back, daddy.

You’re the Marlin to my Nemo

Thanks for your genes! I turned out perfect!

Dads are moms, too.

Dad, you’re definitely one of my favorite parents.

The best tips come from a dad’s lips

I love you more than pizza so you know it’s real.

A father wants nothing more than to see you laugh at his jokes.

You were made for this.

Someday I will find my prince but my dad will always be my king.

On Father’s Day, let’s review the most important lesson learned from my dad: coffee.

Dad, I used to hate your facial hair, but eventually it grew on me.

Happy first Father’s Day.

Dad, thanks for saying “yes” whenever Mom said “no.”

Happy Father’s Day, Dad. Today, as a gift to you, I’ll laugh at all of your jokes.

My father has always been my hero.

I think this is the perfect time to let you know your jokes were never funny.

You’re allowed unlimited dad jokes today.

Dads think of you, first.

Forever and always my Daddy.

Dad, I can never repay you. Literally.

I love you, despite your bad jokes.

While I had no say in the matter, I couldn’t have picked a better Father.

Golf clubs: Weapons of grass destruction.

Worst Jokes, best dad.

A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.

Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows.

Officially welcoming you to fatherhood, you will like it here.

As your fad bod dhows, your child grows

Water you doin’ this Father’s Day?

Dad: A son’s first hero, a daughter’s first love.

I love this guy more than he loves his grill. (And that’s a lot!)

We all know I’m your favorite. Mom doesn’t have to know.

Behind every great daughter is a truly amazing dad.

Dad, let’s be honest. I’m the reason today is special.

If dogs are man’s best friend, dads are daughter’s first friend.

My dad is bun in a million.

My hero.

Dad, thanks for being an awesome farter… I mean, father.

Dear Daddy, no matter where I go in life, you’ll always be my number one man.

You make parenting seem so easy. I love you.

Without me, today is just like any other day. You’re welcome.

A father’s love is felt beyond words.

My gift to you will be to laugh at all your jokes today

Thanks for your genes! I turned out perfect!

Dad knows best but moms know better

Don’t worry, beach happy!

This may sound cheesy, but you’re the greatest, dad.

Not as tough as he looks.

I am not jealous that my brother is mum’s favorite (tag him) because I know I am your favorite.

My dad is totally pawsome.

A great dad raises a greater father someday.

I smile because you are my father, I smile because there is nothing I can do about it.

Shell-abrate Father’s Day, c’mon!

I love your bad, I mean dad jokes

I hate my dad’s gravity jokes. But I fall for them every time.

I mustache you to admit that I’m your favorite child, but if you’re busy, you can shave it for later.

My dad didn’t tell me how to live, he lived and let me watch him do it.

Happy Father’s Day to a guy who doesn’t need glasses. He drinks straight from the bottle instead.

To the man who thinks of me first.

No otter father is as awesome as you.

Dad, you are my superman, which means I am your super son. Being with you is always super fun and I am wishing you a SUPER Father’s Day.

I will never stop looking up to this man no matter how tall I get.

Happy Father’s Day to the first man who ever loved me.

My dad is totally Jaw-some.

Thank you for not giving up on me when I gave you every reason to.

The only man who will literally buy my own BS.

More than anyone, he loves the strongest.

Forever grateful you still love me after I broke curfew every night in high school.

Everyone always says I look like my dad. I don’t see it.

Dad, I can never repay you (literally).

Forever grateful you still love me after I broke curfew every night in high school.

The ultimate founding father

Ale in a day’s work.

Sorry for all the gray hair I might have caused!

Dad to the bone.

Some people don’t believe in superheroes because they haven’t met my dad.

Me and my bestie.

Dad Jokes are the funniest today.

Who knew you would make such a good dad.

Dad, you’re one in a million, which are roughly the odds of everybody being ready and in the car when you want to leave.

Worst jokes. Best dad.

Thanks for being the cool parent. Don’t tell Mom.

Some people have superheroes but I have a super DAD!

Your fart plays a huge part of my childhood

Your parenting style, makes me want to give you another child.

Happy Father’s Day to the purr-fect dad.

Have a fin-tastic Father’s Day.

A father holds his daughter’s hand for a while but her heart, he holds forever.

Happy Father’s Day from your favorite child.

A good father is often a bad dancer

Dad, you’re the cool parent. But I’ll deny it if you tell Mom.

And the “World’s Best Dad” award goes to…

I wanted to get you something groundbreaking for Father’s Day. Hope you like the shovel.

Why weren’t you this cool while I was growing up? Happy Father’s Day anyway.

Dad jokes are the best medicine

World’s greatest farter … I mean father.

Whenever the “check engine” light comes on, you’re the first one I call.

Dad, I want to let you know that you were always right and I was wrong.

Yoda best dad!

When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cap.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Funny Father Son Captions, Father Daughter Quotes, Short Summer Letter Board Quotes, June Letter Board Quotes and Funny Mother’s Day Letter Board Quotes.

Funny Father’s Day Letter Board Quotes

“Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.” — Red Buttons

“The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.” — Tim Russert

“The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children.” — Clarence Darrow

“Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken and there’s a lot of throwing up.” — Ray Romano

“Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you’re 12, but every day.” — Mike Myers

“Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.” — Ed Asner

“My daughter got me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.” – Bob Odenkirk

“Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really.” —Dave Barry

“If you’re not yelling at your kids, you aren’t spending enough time with them.” — Mark Ruffalo

“Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.” — Jim Gaffigan

“Missing your child’s first walk proves you are a father.” — Stephen Colbert

“A father carries pictures where his money used to be.” — Steve Martin

“Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.” — Conan O’Brien

“Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows.” — Al Unser

“Having a 2-year-old is like having a blender without a lid.” — Jerry Seinfeld

“Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.” — Martin Mull

“I have a lot of kids. I say a lot because I don’t know the real number.” — Jim Gaffigan

“A man knows he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.” — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

“Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.” — Anne Geddes

“A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be.” — Frank A. Clark

“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.” – Jon Stewart

“A father’s words are like a thermostat that sets the temperature in the house.” — Paul Lewis

So that is it for our list of Funny Father’s Day Letter Board Quotes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one!