100 Hilariously Funny Mother’s Day Letter Board Quotes and Sayings

Mom’s special day is coming up and you know she’ll appreciate a chuckle, so we have put together a list of all the best funny Mother’s Day letter board quotes for your next post. And if you’re looking for short funny Mother’s Day letter board sayings, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Funny Mother’s Day Letter Board Sayings

Mom, you’re the “mum-ster” of all moms!

Mom, thanks for teaching me to stop and sip the rosé.

For Mother’s Day this year, I’m finally accepting your follow request.

To the queen bee of our hive, Mother’s Day is buzzing with love for you.

My Mother’s Day resolution: To call when I don’t need something.

I’m soy grateful for your love.

I love you more than I love your homemade desserts. And that’s a lot.

Mom, you’re a whisk-taker!

Mom, you’re knit-erally the best.

Mom, you’re grape-ful, always raising the bar. You’re kale-ing it, always so healthy and wise.

You’re spaghett-ing better with age!

Who needs a superhero when I have her?

You’re the mom in a melon.

Mom: (n.) The person who does the work of twenty, for free.

You’re the balm in my storm, keeping everything calm.

There is no butter mom than you!

You’re one of my favorite parents!

Not a regular mom, a cool mom.

Mom’s jokes are eggceptionally crackling good.

Here’s to the woman who gave up caffeine for nine months just for me.

A mother’s unconditional love: Cleaning up messes she didn’t make.

You da mom!

Happy Mother’s Day to the person who uses my voicemail like a podcast.

I love being y’orchid.

I love you a little s’more every day.

Thanks for being the mom-umental force in my life.

You’ve always had so mushroom to love me.

I love you, even though I’ll never accept your friend request.

My favorite moments in life are really just mom-ents, because everything is better with you.

There is no role in life that is more essential than that of motherhood.

When it comes to parental love and support, I really hit the mother lode with you.

My favorite moments in life are really just mom-ents, because everything is better with you.

To the woman who wore mom jeans before they were cool.

You’re un-brella-ble, always sheltering us with love.

Mom, I can’t see your heart, but I know it’s made of gold.

Mom, you’re the “mum-ch-needed” dose of love and laughter in my life!

Mom: A title right above queen.

Cooking advice? Mom’s thyme is always well spent.

Mom, you’re pawsitively the best.

Have a real mother of a Mother’s Day.

Dear Mom, okay I get it now.

This mother’s recipe rocks, without skipping a beet.

I’m nacho average kid, but you’re definitely the best mother.

Every day taco-bout you, Mom, makes the world a bit more delicious.

Muffin compares to your love.

Nacho average mama.

So excited to celebrate this mom-entous occasion with you!

You’re pho-nomenal, Mom! You’ve soupercharged my life with your love.

May mom sleep soundly, for she deserves a rest cure.

We’re simply meant to bee family.

I love my eda-mommy!

You’re sew amazing, it’s not even seam funny!

Your love can’t be meow-sured, you’re purr-ectly pawsome!

Mom said to heel, the shoe advice was solid.

Bouquet advice: mom’s floral arrangements always bloom perfection.

Clean as a whistle, mom’s tunes hit all the right notes.

Thanks for always sharing your food, clothes, and personal space.

Lettuce celebrate all mothers today!

You’re berry special to me.

You’re such a big dill, Mom!

If I type too much, I might cry. So, I’ll just leave it at “I love you.”

Mom, our relationship is like a fine bottle of wine—it just gets better with age.

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power.

Mom, you can’t be beet!

Mom’s full of energy; a true current event!

Mom, I’m nuts about you!

If moms were flowers, I’d pick you every time.

Happy Mother’s Day. Thanks for puddin’ up with me.

To my first friend, my best friend, and my forever friend.

My love for you is unbe-leaf-able. Happy Mother’s Day!

Mom, you’re un-bee-lievably sweet!

You’re a woman like no m-other.

You’re one in a melon, mom.

Keep calm and call Mom.

Sewing advice from mom is seam-ple yet magical.

I know you were hoping for grandkids, but here’s this cute post instead!

Let’s taco-bout how much you rock my world, Mom.

Mother’s Day just gives me an excuse to post all the funny pics I have of you! But you’re lucky, because I won’t.

Sometimes when I talk, my mom comes out.

You crack me up, Mom!

Moms are the only ones who know the true meaning of 24/7.

I donut know what I’d do without you.

Mom, you’re eggs-traordinary, always cracking me up.

Give mom a hand, she has all the palmistry.

You’re the mom-ing star, always lighting the way.

You’re my butter half—and I loaf you more than words can bread-scribe.

Always fangirling over my mom.

You’re one tea-riffic mom!

There aren’t enough Hallmark cards in the world to show you how grateful I am.

Life doesn’t come with a manual, it comes with a mom.

I’d take your genes any day!

Hardworking, smart, and beautiful—I think I’ll keep her around.

Thank you for raisin me, Mother!

You’re the berry best mom.

Mom, you’re pear-fect to me.

A mom is the only person in life who’s smelled your butt without complaint.

I love you a latte, Mom.

Here’s the annual reminder that indeed have a mother!

You’re pawsitively awesome, Mom!

At least life with us is never mum-dane!

Nothing is truly lost until your mom can’t find it.

Most egg-cellent mom award.

Thanks for pudding up with me, Mom! You’re simply the sweetest.

The best mom award goes to you!

Mothers don’t sleep. They just worry with their eyes closed.

Unconditional love: Always letting me blame you when I want to get out of something.

You’re the best manual life has to offer.

We’re the perfect mother-daughter duo. She’s perfect, and I’m her daughter.

You’re tea-lightful, Mom!

Moms are like buttons—they hold everything together!

Before working, ask a mom for her shift advice.

You’re purrrfect in every way, Mom.

You take the biscuit for being the best, Mom! Love, your sweet ‘chip off the old block.

Mom, you’re “mum-azing” in every way!

You’re the lasagna to my Garfield heart.

Mom, you’re pear-fect in every way!

Not to be cheesy, but you’re a grate mom.

Nacho average mom.

As a teen, I knew I could always rely on your discretion. Mum’s the word!

You’re the best mom ever—I turned out awesome!

She’s Lorelai to my Rory.

Mom, you’re sweet as can bee.

Thanks for making my life batter, Mom.

M.O.M: Master of Multitasking. Maker of Memories. Manager of Money. Maker of Meals. Made of Magic.

You’re one in a melon, Mom!

Mom, I love you loads. Speaking of, can you do my laundry?

Thanks for always bee-lieving in me.

Mom, you’re a real gem; I’m fortunate to call you mine.

You’ll always have a pizza my heart.

You’re one in a melon, Mom!

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend.

Raising boys is an extreme sport, and you’re the #1 player.

This is my mom. She’s my biggest fan.

Dad proves that you’re a woman who can really do it all.

You did a grape job raisin me, mom!

Moms knead the world, for they truly are bread winners.

You’re the best, hands down!

You’re a-mom-zing just the way you are.

I love my mom to the moon and back.

Here’s my Mother’s Day gift to you: You were right about everything.

My mom’s so cool, she’s “mum-nificent”!

I’m raisin a toast to you today!

My favorite arms to fold into since day one.

Thanks for always chicken on me.

To the woman who rosé me right.

You watched me post this.

Today, we take a mom-ent to celebrate you!

You’re the mom that holds it all to-gether.

My mom is always right (I think that covers my Mother’s Day present).

Thanks for not letting the others know I’m your favorite.

You can’t espresso how much you mean to me.

Wishing you a grape Mother’s Day!

Mom, your love is like no otter!

Thank you for everything, mom! (Yes, even the long lectures.)

You’re mum-believeable!

You’re the zest, hands down.

You’re tea-riffic, Mom! There’s simply no substitute.

You’re the mom with the mostess, never a dull moment.

I’m not embarrassed to admit I call my mom on a regular basis.

My mom is a genius, and not just because she thinks I’m one!

Let this be a formal apology for ages 13 to 19.

Mom, you’re one in a brunch.

I love you a waffle lot, Mom.

Thanks for all the shenanigans you let me get away with as a teen!

I love how we don’t have to say out loud that I’m your favorite.

Mom, you’re proseccond to none.

I’m thankful for the mom-umental role you play in my life.

Make no bones about it, mom’s support is spiny strong.

On Mother’s Day, many “mum-ments” of love are being sent your way!

You’re the mum-believable hero of my life.

Life’s a batch from scratch, but you make even the worst days batter.

You quack me up, Mom!

Mom, thanks for providing me with womb and board for all of these years!

Yoda best mom. Love you, I do.

Life is butter with you, Mom.

I love you a brunch!

You’re soup-er, Mom!

Sending you an avocuddle.

Everything you do is so mom point.

Mom, you’re tea-riffic and brew-tiful every day!

Thanks for always loving me, even through all my awkward phases.

If moms were flowers, I’d pick you.

You’re grape at everything, Mom.

Thanks for trying to teach me how to fold a fitted sheet. Emphasis on the word “trying.”

Let’s taco ‘bout how amazing you are!

Let’s toast to mom, who always butters us up.

Have a brew-tiful Mother’s Day!

Thanks for always going the egg-stra mile.

Giving a mom scissors can shear her confidence.

You’re the wheel deal, Mom, rolling us with joy each day.

Two peas in a pod!

A great plant whisperer? Mom has the greenest thumbs!

I think we can officially say that mom is always right.

Sorry about the other children, but at least you have me!

To my mother, who’s always been “mum-derful” and “mum-nique”!

Ain’t no hood like motherhood.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young… grateful you haven’t eaten me yet!

You’re the zest mom there ever was!

You really quacked me up, Mom; you make every day feel like Mother’s Day.

Hap-pea Mother’s Day!

You taught me about the glass ceiling—and then showed me how to swing a hammer.

My rock, my role model, my style icon.

With mom, a hearty breakfast is always cereal-sly good.

Have an eggcellent Mother’s Day!

No one stacks up like you, Mom.

Thanks for being my built in best friend.

Thanks for never saying “I told you so” all the times you were right.

Thanks for giving me the best things in life: Your love, your care, and your cooking.

Moms are like buttons – they hold everything together.

Mom: My greatest teacher, my best friend, and my cheapest therapist.

Mom-osa, mom-tini, mom-garita. Anything else I can get you this Mother’s Day?

You’re the berry best, always jam-packed with love.

You’re spec-tacular, like mom’s hugs!

Hats off to you, the mom-stache of wisdom.

You mean a waffle lot to me, mom.

Mom, you’re my mane squeeze, always lion-hearted.

Thanks for always poppin’ in, Mom!

Thanks for always being there, mom. You’re “mum-believable”!

You’ve got the whole brunch of us wrapped around your fork!

Mom, I’m sorry for all the times I didn’t take the chicken out of the freezer. I get it now.

Doughnut forget to sprinkle mom with love.

Olive you more than words can say.

Cheers to thousands of perfect mom-ents this Mother’s Day!

Mom, I donut know what I’d do without you.

Thanks for pudding up with me, Mom!

Mom, you rose to the occasion, always blooming with kindness.

You make life latte better, always brewing up smiles.

You’re a souper mom.

You are mom-believably amazing!

You made me who I am… literally.

Lettuce celebrate how awesome you are!

The world would fall apart without you.

I’m so fortune-ate to have you, Mom.

tea-riffic, just like a mother’s love!

Thanks for being my butter half, Mom!

My mother is a walking miracle.

All aboard the mom train; her tracks make paths clear.

She’s not a regular mom, she’s a cool mom.

I hope I have your energy and stamina one day.

When people tell me I’m turning into my mother, I take it as a compliment.

Mom, you’re the quilt that covers my heart.

You raised me well so that I could raise my dogs.

No one stacks up to you, the mom-ument of my life.

If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way mom told you to in the beginning.

Mom’s time management skills are second to clock none.

I’m posting this because you said I was your fav.

I love you Mom to the moon and back.

Mom, you’re the balm in my life!

Olive you, mom.

Thinking about the time you gave me that extra cookie. Love you, mom!

Mom, thanks for all you’ve tart me.

I got it from my mama!

Mother’s Day is unbe-leaf-able!

Thanks for pudding up with me, Mom.

I’m muffin without you, Mom; you bake life a better place.

So glad you didn’t get it right the first time! Love, your second born.

No matter how difficult I was, you never left me at the grocery store!

Who needs superheroes when we have Moms?

Mom, you’re the zest; you always know how to squeeze out the best in me.

Life doesn’t come with a manual—it comes with a mother and I am so grateful.

I love you berry much, Mom!

Mom, you’re just grate! A gouda friend and a feta mom couldn’t be found.

Thanks for always being egg-ceptional, Mom.

Thanks for keeping it reel, mom, you’re my anchor.

You’re pear-fect just the way you are.

You’re dough-lightful, Mom!

Love at first sight must be real, because I’ve loved my mom since my very first sight.

There’s no otter mom like you.

You make my world berry special.

Mom, you’re tea-riffic, always steeped in love.

I love you from my head to-ma-toes!

Grateful I have someone to gossip with at all times.

I whale always love you, mom.

Thanks for keeping me alive!

Shallot of love goes into Mom’s cooking!

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Mother’s Day Captions, Funny Happy Mother’s Day Puns, Mom and Daughter Quotes, Mom and Son Quotes and Father’s Day Letter Board Quotes.

Funny Mother’s Day Letter Board Quotes

“The mother’s heart is the child’s schoolroom.” —Henry Ward Beecher

“In the end, mothers are always right. No one else tells the truth.” —Randy Susan Meyers

“Mothers are like glue. Even when you can’t see them, they’re still holding the family together.” —Susan Gale

“Mothers possess a power beyond that of a king on his throne.” —Mabel Hale

“Mother—that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.” —T. Dewitt Talmage

“My mother is a walking miracle.” —Leonardo DiCaprio

“Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force.” —Gilda Radner

“There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one.” —Jill Churchill

“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” —Erma Bombeck

So that is it for our list of Funny Mother’s Day Letter Board Quotes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one!