160 Funny Good Morning Messages and Wishes to Start the Day with a Laugh

It’s great to start the day with a chuckle, something to get us headed out in the right mood. Which is why we have put together a list of all the best funny good morning messages for your next post. And if you’re looking for short funny good morning wishes, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Short Funny Good Morning Messages

Wishing you a cup of laughter and a plate of joy to start your day. Good morning, my funny friend!

I hope these funny good morning messages bring a smile to your face.

Good morning to the person who always makes me laugh. You’re my daily dose of happiness!

Good morning, my friend! May your day be filled with funny conversations and amusing adventures.

Good morning! May your day be as fabulous as you pretending to work hard.

Hope your morning is as bright and beautiful as your smile after your first cup of coffee.

Good morning, my laugh factory! May your day be as amusing as you make mine.

Wake up! There’s a whole day of silly jokes and  rivalry waiting for us!

Rise and shine, my comedian husband! May your day be filled with funny moments.

Good morning, my witty wife! Here’s to another day filled with laughter and love.

I hope your morning is as bright as your smile. Good morning, my hilarious friend!

May your morning be as joyful as your laughter, my funny wife. Have an amazing day!

Start your day with a hearty laugh! Good morning, family!

I hope you step on a Lego every morning. Good morning!

I hope your morning coffee is as strong as your enthusiasm for work!

Good morning! May your day be as positive as your WiFi signal.

Wishing you a morning full of laughter and a day full of comedy. Good morning, my witty friend!

I hope these funny messages bring a smile to your face. Good morning, sleepyheads!

Wake up and smell the coffee, sunshine. Good morning and have a fantastic day!

Wakey-wakey, it’s time to raise the humor level in our household. Good morning!

Wishing you a morning as bright as your face when you see food. Good morning!

Rise and shine, my funny friend! May your morning be filled with laughter that brightens your day.

Good morning, sunshine! Time to wake up and annoy our parents together.

Hope your morning is full of unanswered texts, misplaced car keys, and an empty coffee cup.

Rise and shine! May your day be filled with jokes and giggles.

Good morning! Remember, a yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

Good morning! May your day be full of random awkward encounters and high five-able moments.

Good morning, my friend! May your day be filled with silly jokes and laughter that warms your heart.

Wake up, sleepyhead! Let’s start the day with a big smile and a belly full of laughter.

Hey! Sending you giggles and chuckles to make your morning extra special

Wakey-wakey! The world is ready for our awesomeness. Let’s conquer the day together.

Wakey, wakey, my sunshine! It’s time to rise and shine with your contagious laughter.

Time to wake up, my love! I’ve prepared some funny surprises to brighten your morning.

Smile, it’s a brand-new day! Sending you all the humor and love. Good morning!

Good morning! Don’t forget to bring your sense of humor to the office today!

Wishing you a cup of happiness, a spoonful of laughter, and a slice of laziness for breakfast today.

Good morning! Just a reminder that I’m always one step ahead of you in the game of sibling rivalry.

Good morning! Remember, you’re not allowed to be grumpy until I annoy you.

Wishing you a morning filled with endless laughter and minimal meetings!

Hey, sleepyheads! It’s time to wake up and seize the day with a dose of laughter!

Wishing you a morning full of laughter and productivity! Let’s make this day amazing!

Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short!

Rise and shine, superstar! It’s time to conquer the world and make everyone laugh!

Good morning! May the office be filled with laughter and the coffee be bottomless!

May your morning be filled with giggles and silly moments. Have a great day!

May your morning be so bright that you need sunglasses just to pour your cereal.

Rise and shine! Don’t forget to brush your teeth, you stinky breath.

Good morning, my friend! May your day be filled with funny moments and unexpected jokes.

Wake up and smell the jokes, my funny friend! Sending you a morning full of laughter and hilarity.

I hope your day starts with a smile and ends with laughter. Good morning sunshine!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Your hilarious wife, ready to make you smile. Good morning!

Good morning, my funny bone! Get ready to crack me up throughout the day.

Good morning, silly! Remember, it’s not easy to find a husband as funny as you!

Rise and shine, sleepyhead! Time to seize the day and conquer the world!

May the force be with you this morning, but first, coffee!

Wishing you a morning full of laughter and joy, my dearest hubby!

Hey, don’t forget to smile and be grateful for having me as your incredible . Good morning!

Good morning, sunshine! Your sense of humor brightens up my day. Keep spreading the laughter!

Wake up, sunshine! It’s a brand new day full of possibilities and pranks!

Good morning, my funny sweetheart! Let’s start the day with a smile and a whole lot of laughter.

Good morning! May your day be as amusing and entertaining as our banter.

May your morning coffee be stronger than your toddler’s will to defy you.

Rise and shine, my love! Just a friendly reminder that I’m funnier in the morning.

Good morning! Remember, coffee is just a brewed reminder that you can conquer anything.

Good morning! May your cup be filled with coffee and your tolerance for stupid people be high.

Good morning, sleepyhead! I hope you have a day as fabulous as me.

Good morning, my funny man! I hope your day is as amusing as you are.

They say laughter is the best medicine. So, here’s your daily dose. Good morning sunshine!

Wishing you a day full of laughter and joy. Rise and shine!

Rise and shine, my dear family! Let’s kick off the day with a belly full of laughs.

Hope your morning is less Monday and more Friday! Let’s make work fun!

Good morning! Today is a good day to have a good day, especially if you’ve had your coffee.

Time to rise and shine! Let’s start our day with love, laughter, and annoyance, of course.

Rise and shine, my love! Let’s start the day with a good laugh and a hot cup of coffee.

Good morning! Let’s channel our inner child today and make work feel like play!

Good morning, family! May your day be as funny as our conversations during breakfast!

Did you hear about the hilarious dream I had last night? Wishing you a morning filled with laughter!

Good morning, my funny partner in crime! Let’s start the day with laughter and mischief.

Good morning, silly goose! Get ready for a day filled with laughter and jokes.

Good morning! May your day be filled with less stress and more coffee.

Hey, hope this morning brings you joy, laughter, and a little less weirdness. But just a little.

Hey sleepyhead! Wake up and let’s kickstart your day with some hilarious moments!

Good morning, sleepyhead! I hope today’s coffee helps you tolerate my morning craziness.

Rise and shine! The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I hope you step on a Lego today, just to remind you that pain is temporary.

Rise and shine! Today is going to be awesome because you have me as your friend.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m grateful for a wife as funny as you. Good morning!

Good morning, my friend! May your day be as funny as a stand-up comedy show.

Roses are red, violets are blue, wake up lazyhead, I’m waiting for you! Good morning, sleepy.

Wake up, my funny lady! The world needs your laughter today. Good morning!

Good morning, sunshine! Time to wake up and join the laughter parade!

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Good Morning Messages for Friends, Romantic Good Morning Messages, Wake Up Quotes and Funny Good Morning Quotes.

Funny Good Morning Wishes

Wishing you a morning that brings a chuckle to your lips and a sparkle to your eyes. Good morning, my hilarious friend!

Good morning! Today’s goal: be as awesome as the first sip of coffee and as confident as someone who just told a joke that landed perfectly. You got this!

Good morning! If you can’t find your keys, just remember, they’re on a quest for adventure. It’s not forgetfulness; it’s a treasure hunt. Happy hunting!

Why was the math book sad in the morning? It had too many problems. Unlike you, who only has one: how to conquer the day with a smile!

Hey boss! Did you know that work rhymes with “jerk”? Coincidence? I think not. Just kidding, you’re the best! Have a comically fantastic day!

Wishing a morning full of laughter to the woman who can make even Mondays funny. Have a great day!

Good morning, boss! Remember, life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes. Wishing you a day full of laughter!

Good morning! They say laughter is the best medicine, but coffee’s a close second. Here’s to a day filled with laughter, fueled by the strong doses of both!

Rise and shine! The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Choose your role wisely this morning!

Wishing you a morning that starts with a belly laugh and ends with tears of joy. Good morning, my humorous friend!

Rise, shine, and try not to spill your coffee. Life’s too short for bad coffee and boring mornings. Cheers to a spill-tacular day!

Rise and shine, my comical friend! May your morning be filled with laughter that echoes throughout the day.

Start your day with a good giggle and it’ll be positively awesome. Good morning, my funny clan!

Hello, sunshine! They say laughter is the best medicine, so I’m starting my day with a hearty dose of giggles. Care to join me in the laughter pharmacy?

Hey there, sleepyhead! I hope this funny good morning message puts a smile on your face and gets your day off to a hilarious start.

Good morning, gorgeous! Today’s forecast: smiles all day long, with a chance of giggles. Prepare yourself for a day filled with laughter.

Start your day with a smile and a cup of coffee, and remember, I’m here to annoy you! Have a great morning!

Hey boss! If there was an award for snoozing, you would definitely win. Just kidding! Wishing you a laugh-out-loud morning!

Rise and shine, my love! May your morning be as bright and funny as our love. Get ready for a day filled with laughter and happiness.

Good morning! The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I’m aiming for the cheese today!

Good morning! Coffee is my love language, and I’m fluent in sarcasm. If my coffee cup could talk, it would probably say, ‘Handle with extreme care before caffeine kicks in.’

Hey boss! I tried being a morning person, but it turns out I’m more like a morning unicorn – extremely rare and not always in a good mood. Have a whimsically amusing day!

Good morning, boss! They say “laughter is the best medicine,” so brace yourself for an overdose today. Have a hilariously productive day!

Good morning! If mornings had a casting call, mine would be a sitcom — complete with plot twists, wardrobe malfunctions, and the occasional coffee spill. Ready for today’s episode?

Rise, shine, and try not to spill your coffee. Life’s too short for bad coffee and boring mornings. Cheers to a spill-tacular day!

Good morning, my partner in laughter! May your day be filled with endless jokes and funny moments.

Why did the morning coffee file a police report? It got mugged. Wishing you a crime-free and laughter-filled morning!

Good morning, my little comedian! Sending you lots of laughter and funny moments to brighten up your day. Let’s have a giggle-filled day.

Good morning! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If it gives you mornings, add a dash of humor, a sprinkle of coffee, and make it an adventure!

Don’t forget to wear your happy faces today! Sending you laughter and sunshine. Good morning, family!

Good morning, sleepyhead! Time to rise and shine and embrace the day with a good dose of humor. Get ready for a funny-filled day ahead.

Wake up, sunshine! It’s time to kick-start your day with some laughter and smiles. Let’s make today the funniest day ever.

Start your day with a smile and a funny thought: if we were meant to work, why do we have a snooze button?

Rise and shine! They say laughter is the best medicine, so here’s your daily prescription: a hearty dose of humor to kickstart your morning. Take as needed!

Wishing you a morning that starts with a smile and ends with laughter. Good morning, my humorous friend!

Wakey-wakey! My morning routine is like a circus act: juggling responsibilities, tightrope-walking between tasks, and occasionally forgetting where I left my clown nose. Let the show begin!

Good morning! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If it gives you mornings, add a dash of humor, a sprinkle of coffee, and make it an adventure!

Rise and shine! They say laughter is the best medicine, so here’s your daily prescription: a hearty dose of humor to kickstart your morning. Take as needed!

Rise and conquer! If mornings were a game show, I’d be the contestant trying to solve the mystery of ‘Where did I put my keys?’ with special guest appearances by my morning hair. Let’s make today entertaining!

Rise and shine! Coffee is my love language, and mornings are when I profess my deepest affection. Here’s to hoping your cup runneth over with caffeine and joy!

May your morning be filled with giggles and your day be filled with endless laughter. Good morning, my humorous friend!

Good morning! Remember, it’s better to arrive late in this office than to arrive ugly! Have a fabulous day!

Rise and shine, my love! Today’s agenda: laughter therapy. Brace yourself for a day filled with funny moments and goofy smiles.

Good morning! I’m not a morning person or a night owl. I’m a permanently exhausted pigeon just trying to get through the day.

Good morning! Today’s goal: be as awesome as the first sip of coffee and as confident as someone who just told a joke that landed perfectly. You got this!

Hello morning! If my bedhead had a resume, it would list ‘master of morning chaos.’ May your day be as well-organized as my hair isn’t!

Good morning! My morning routine is a lot like a sitcom. There’s drama, suspense (Will I find my keys?), and a laugh track (usually me, trying to find said keys).

Hello, sunshine! They say laughter is the best medicine, so I’m starting my day with a hearty dose of giggles. Care to join me in the laughter pharmacy?

Rise and shine, my love! Time to start your day with a hearty laugh. Prepare yourself for a funny-filled day ahead.

Rise and shine, my friend! Let’s tackle this day together and make it a memorable one!

Wakey, wakey, sleepyhead! It’s time to rise and laugh your way through the day. Get ready for a morning full of giggles and chuckles.

Good morning, boss! Remember, the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Start your day with a smile!

Wake up, sleepy! Another day of laughter and love awaits. Don’t forget to bring your sense of humor with you.

Good morning, boss! Just a friendly reminder that caffeine and sarcasm are my superpowers. Brace yourself for a day filled with both!

Good morning! If life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your coffee and start your day with a zesty brew. Who needs lemonade when you can have a latte?

Good morning! My morning routine is a lot like a sitcom. There’s drama, suspense (Will I find my keys?), and a laugh track (usually me, trying to find said keys).

Hello there! Mornings are like a box of chocolates — you never know if you’re going to get the one with caffeine, chaos, or maybe both. Today’s forecast: a delightful mix of both!

Hello, morning! They say breakfast is the most important meal, but have you tried hitting the ‘dismiss’ button on the alarm? That’s a real eye-opener!

Rise and shine! Coffee is my love language, and mornings are when I profess my deepest affection. Here’s to hoping your cup runneth over with caffeine and joy!

Rise and shine! They say laughter is the best medicine, so I start my day with a hearty dose of humor. If you see me laughing alone, just assume I’m having a hilarious conversation with myself.

Wake up with a smile, my funny friend! May your morning be filled with hilarious moments and contagious laughter.

Good morning, sleepyhead! Waking up is hard, but my funny good morning message is guaranteed to put a smile on your face and make the day brighter.

Rise and shine! My morning ritual includes hitting the snooze button at least three times. It’s not laziness; it’s my way of negotiating with the alarm clock.

Good morning! If life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your coffee and start your day with a zesty brew. Who needs lemonade when you can have a latte?

Good morning, sunshine! May your day be filled with laughter and joy, just like me when I see your face.

Good morning, my love! I hope you’re ready for a day full of laughs and silliness. I’m always here to make you smile.

Good morning, sunshine! I hope my funny message brings a little extra joy and laughter to your day. Get ready for a day filled with smiles.

Why was the math book sad in the morning? It had too many problems. Unlike you, who only has one: how to conquer the day with a smile!

Time to wake up and brighten the world with your hilarious antics! Good morning, my funny hubby.

So that is it for our list of Funny Good Morning Messages and Wishes. We hope you found the perfect one!