When you’re looking for something cute and funny to bring a smile or two, we have gathered all the best funny letter board sayings for you to share. And if you’re looking for funny letter board quotes, we also have you covered.
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Funny Letter Board Sayings
The best is yet to come.
I don’t always make sense, but when I do, I don’t.
I put the “Pro” in procrastination.
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.
I am not taking a selfie, I am just checking my camera quality.
Don’t worry if plan A fails. There are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
Whoever invented knock-knock jokes should get a “No Bell” prize.
Life is not about how hard you can hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.
Sweater Weather is Better Together
I am standing outside. Therefore, if anyone asks, I am outstanding!
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying!
I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.
Put in work. Believe in it.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they will start using it.
People who say they’ll give 110% don’t understand how percentages work.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
I’d take a nerf bullet for you.
Good friends show their love in times of trouble, not just in times of happiness.
If I was to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.
Confidence level: Kanye West.
I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
Wine is always the answer. What was the question again?
The hardest thing being single is finding a reason to shower.
Reality called, so I hung up.
Friends are the family you choose.
Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.
Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.
50 Shades of dark circles under my eyes.
Good Vibes happen on Tides
Fear is only temporary. Regrets last forever.
I know you are a sensitive person but no worry I am Sensodyne to your sensitivity.
If being Hot is a Crime ARREST ME!
As your best friend, I’ll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.
I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you!
The best thing to do first thing in the morning is to go right back to sleep.
Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart.
The best days are Beach days
Smile… it confuses people.
Confidence Level: Selfie with no filter.
How do I feel when there is no coffee? Depresso
Cooler than the other side of your pillow
It’s okay even the sky cries sometimes
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
Some things look very good in dreams
He stole my heart so I’m planning revenge… I am going to take his last name.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time-consuming.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face!
If you set impossible goals you’ll never be disappointed when you fail.
I invented a new word: Plagiarism.
If you never go, you will never know.
There’s snow place like home
You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.
Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Yet…I wouldn’t call them lies!
I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.
Vodka may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
I’m sorry, I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.
Be the EXTRA in extraordinary.
I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.
“Time to witness the handsome!” — Lancelot (Mobile Legends)
Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You are glitter glue.
Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
Weekend, please don’t leave me.
I’m not crazy I prefer the term mentally hilarious.
If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.
Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them.
When a girl is in love, you can see it in her smile. When a guy is in love, you can see it in his eyes.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
Don’t apologize for honest mistakes that were a result of taking a chance.
When nothing is going right, go left.
But first, let me take an elfie
I am a ninja. No, you are not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
I took 37 of this pic before I finally got it right.
Yes, of course, I am athletic… I surf the Internet every day.
Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart and you’ll steal mine.
Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.
Where are the average things manufactured? The satisfactory.
Friends are therapists you can drink with.
Please don’t download my Selfie, you may fall in love with me.
You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house.
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.
We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.
I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.
What do you call a person who is happy on Monday? – Retired
For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
Who needs self-awareness when I can make you aware of me instead?
No one will ever be there in “two minutes”
My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore.
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
I’m on a date, she isn’t very social.
Whenever I have a problem, I sing. Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.
Best memories come from bad ideas
I had fun once, it was horrible.
When nothing goes right, go left instead!
I may be down to earth but I’m still above you.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder. Priceless!!
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.
Hold on, let me overthink about it.
How do you call a pig that does karate? Pork Chop
A selfie a day keeps the doctor away.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
A cop pulled me over and told me Papers, so I said Scissors, I win! And drove off.
Fresher than you.
It’s funny how sometimes the people you’d take a bullet for are the ones behind the trigger.
I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated.
I’m a smart person, I just do stupid things.
Genius is in knowing what to hold on and when to let go.
I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won.
It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart. My advice to y’all is, don’t lose me.
Burn for what you love.
Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening.
Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
A selfie once a day keeps the depression away
By the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me.
Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity!
Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
Good thing I brought my library card because I’m totally checking you out.
Me doing me.
I don’t believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in five minutes.
You make my heart skip a beat
Monday hates you too.
I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows
Every day I fall in love with you more and more. Except for yesterday… yesterday you were pretty annoying.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
My excuse is that I’m young.
Boys/ Girls are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken.
Brains are awesome. I wish everybody would have one!
I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
Friday … Our second-favorite F word.
The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.
Eat like no one is going to see you naked.
You rock my Christmas socks
Every day is a new day. It does not matter what happened yesterday. And you know why? Because you cannot change it anyways.
Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
I have no selfie control.
My favorite subject in school was recess.
I always thought perfect couples only exist in books and movies. That changed when I met you.
We don’t know what’s tighter: Our jeans or our company culture.
After Tuesdays, even the calendar goes WTF.
I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom-highlights.
The smell of the ocean never gets old
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
I am so tired of love songs. Oh, awesome, Ed Sheeran is on…
I know that looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.
If there’s a will, there’s a wave
After gossiping about me, please pray for me. I want to be perfect just like you.
Make it a December to Remember
That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
If you fall, I will be there. Signed, Floor.
You’re just like bacon, beer, and chocolate – you make everything better.
My hairstyle is called “I Tried”.
Reality called, so I hung up.
The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.
Too bad you can’t take selfies of your character.
Did I make your heart skip a bit?
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch … I call it lunch.
Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
Have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.
It’s never too early to go back to bed.
I like sarcasm. It is like punching people in the face. With Words!
I need some beach therapy
Normal? Normal is only the people you do not know well enough.
You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation…twice a year
The World is yours.
Some of my best friends are carbs.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it!
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
They say don’t try this at home…so I went to my friend’s home!
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
I am trying not to think about you but it’s not working.
Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job.
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Short Letter Board Quotes, Birthday Letter Board Quotes, Inspirational Letter Board Quotes, Summer Letter Board Quotes, Fall Letter Board Quotes and Short Funny Quotes.
Funny Letter Board Quotes
“They say crime doesn’t pay. So does my current job make me a criminal?”
“I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.” — Seasick Steve
“I’m really good at stuff until somebody watches me do that stuff.”
“Life is too short to be reading quotes about life being too short. Stop reading and go live your life!” — Kevin Ngo
“To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.” — Paul R. Ehrlich
“If you come to a fork in the road, take it.” — Yogi Berra
“And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.” — Confucius
“An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” — Agatha Christie
“The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.” — Zach Galifianakis
“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.”
“Nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded.” — Yogi Berra
“I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me.” — Marc Maron
“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” — Steven Wright
“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.” — Steven Wright
“I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven’t offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.”
“It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.” — Bill Hicks
“A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.” — Ljupka Cvetanova
“When all else fails, there’s always delusion.” — Conan O’Brien
“I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.”
“Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.” — Philander Johnson
“A good mood is like a balloon: one prick is all it takes to ruin it.”
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” — Abraham Lincoln
“Nothing is impossible; the word itself says “I’m possible.” — Audrey Hepburn
“I am only human, although I regret it.” — Mark Twain
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” — Jack Handey
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” — Steve Martin
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
“According to my mirror I am pregnant. The father is Nutella.”
“The only scenario where you really need a landline today is when you’re trying to find your cell phone.”
“I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.”
“There is no lousy weather, only lousy choice of clothing.”
“Any of us has the capacity to light up a room. Some when they enter, others when they leave it.”
“I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.” — Arthur C. Clarke
“Stupidity knows no boundaries, but it knows a lot of people.”
“A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.”
“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.” — Robert Bloch
“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”— Isaac Asimov
“I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.” — H. Kyle Seale
“Don’t you wish they made a clap-on-clap-off device for some people’s mouths?”
“Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration.” — Thomas Edison
“Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.” — Ellen DeGeneres
“Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway.” — Gilbert Gottfried
“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” — Steven Wright
“Dental-Chair Revelation: Once you have your mouth open, dentists lose the ability to ask questions with a simple yes or no answer.”
“I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it.” — BIll Murray
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” — A. A. Milne
“Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.” — Dale Carnegie
“I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.” — Steven Wright
“To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.” — Ashleigh Brilliant
“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” — Forrest Gump
“I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.” — Mark Twain
“A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.” — Don Marquis
“It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.” — Thomas Sowell
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” — Charles Schulz
“Alcohol! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad.”
So that is it for our list of Funny Letter Board Sayings and Quotes. We hope you found the perfect one!
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