115 Funny Spring Quotes to Add Humor to Your Springtime

Longer days, warmer weather and the flowers are starting to show up! It must be spring. And when it comes to spring quotes, funny ones are the best. So If you are looking for funny spring quotes, sayings and captions you have come to the right place.

There is something about spring that is so special and makes you want to get outside any enjoy every moment. These funny quotes will help get you in the mood for the season.

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“Despite the forecast, live like it’s Spring.”- Lilly Pulitzer

“In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.” – Margaret Atwood

“A life without love is like a year without spring.” – Octavian Paller

“An optimist is the human personification of spring.” – Susan J. Bissonette

“Spring is nature’s way of saying, Let’s party!” – Robin Williams

“Blossom by blossom the spring begins.” – Algernon Charles Swinburne

“I want to do to you what spring does with the cherry trees.” – Pablo Neruda

“In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.” – Mark Twain

“Spring is the only revolutionary whose revolution has succeeded.” – Marianne Van Hirtum

“Spring is the time of the year, when it is summer in the sun and winter in the shade.” – Charles Dickens

“Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.” – Ambrose Bierce

“Science has never drummed up quite as effective a tranquilizing agent as a sunny spring day.” – W. Earl Hall

“Spring is when you feel like whistling, even with a shoe full of slush.” – Doug Larson

“An optimist is the human personification of spring.” – Susan J. Bissonette

“Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.” – Lewis Grizzard

“What a strange thing! to be alive, beneath cherry blossoms.” — Kobayashi Issa

“It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart.” — Rainer Maria Rilke

“Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm.” — John Muir

“Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world.” — Virgil A. Kraft

Funny Springtime Quotes

“Spring makes its own statement, so loud and clear that the gardener seems to be only one of the instruments, not the composer.” – Geoffrey B. Charlesworth

“In springtime, love is carried on the breeze. Watch out for flying passion or kisses whizzing by your head.” – Emma Racine deFleur

“If people did not love one another, I really don’t see what use there would be in having any spring.” — Victor Hugo

“The promise of spring’s arrival is enough to get anyone through the bitter winter!” — Jen Selinsky

“We can’t possibly have a summer love. So many people have tried that the name’s become proverbial. Summer is only the unfulfilled promise of spring, a charlatan in place of the warm balmy nights I dream of in April.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald

“In those days, though, the spring always came finally but it was frightening that it had nearly failed.” ― Ernest Hemingway

“The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month.” – Henry Van Dyke

“It’s spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you’ve got it, you want – oh, you don’t quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!” – Mark Twain

“Early spring is the time for vigorous change, a preparation for the heat-driven oppression that is to come.” — Henry Rollins

“Yes, I deserve a spring – I owe nobody nothing.” – Virginia Woolf

“Every spring is the only spring, a perpetual astonishment.” – Ellis Peters

“Poor, dear, silly Spring, preparing her annual surprise!” – Wallace Stevens

“Life stands before me like an eternal spring with new and brilliant clothes.” – Carl Friedrich Gauss

“That is one good thing about this world … There are always sure to be more springs.” – L. M. Montgomery

“Spring unlocks the flowers to paint the laughing soil.” – Reginald Heber

“Spring will come and so will happiness. Hold on. Life will get warmer.” – Anita Krizzan

“The flowers of late winter and early spring occupy places in our hearts well out of proportion to their size.” – Gertrude S. Wister

“Spring comes: the flowers learn their colored shapes.” – Maria Konopnicka

“You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep spring from coming.” – Pablo Neruda

“She turned to the sunlight, And shook her yellow head, And whispered to her neighbor: “Winter is dead.” ― A.A. Milne

“Always it’s spring and everyone’s in love and flowers pick themselves.” — E. E. Cummings

“I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer.” — Dodie Smith

“My favorite weather is bird chirping weather.” — Terri Guillemets

“Walk lightly in the spring; Mother Earth is pregnant.” – Native American Indian Proverb (Kiowa)

“If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.” – Anne Bradstreet

“I heard a bird sing in the dark of December. A magical thing. And sweet to remember. We are nearer to Spring than we were in September.” ― Oliver Herford

“A little Madness in the Spring Is wholesome even for the King.” – Emily Dickinson

“I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older.” – Virginia Woolf

“A man has every season while a woman only has the right to spring.” – Jane Fonda

“If spring came but once a century instead of once a year, or burst forth with the sound of an earthquake and not in silence, what wonder and expectation there would be in all hearts to behold the miraculous change.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.” – Rogers Hornsby

“I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright.” – Millard Kaufman

“The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself.” – Ernest Hemingway

“Everything is blooming most recklessly; if it were voices instead of colors, there would be an unbelievable shrieking into the heart of the night.” – Rainer Maria Rilke

“Spring won’t let me stay in this house any longer! I must get out and breathe the air deeply again.” – Gustav Mahler

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Funny Spring Captions, Short Spring Quotes and Spring Flowers Quotes.

Funny Quotes for Spring Flowers

“Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.” – A. A. Milne

“Don’t hurry, don’t worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.” – Walter Hagen

“Never look directly at the sun, instead look at the sunflower.” – Vera Nazarian

“I must have flowers, always and always.” – Claude Monet

“Flowers don’t tell; they show.” – Stephanie Skeem

“Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May.” –William Shakespeare

“No matter how chaotic it is, wildflowers will still spring up in the middle of nowhere.” – Sheryl Crow

“The earth laughs in flowers.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Don’t let the tall weeds cast a shadow on the beautiful flowers in your garden.” –Steve Maraboli

“It is no use trying to improve on children’s names for wildflowers.” – Mary Hunter Austin

Funny Quotes for the Spring Months

“How terrible a time is the beginning of March. In a month there will be daffodils and the sudden blossoming of orchards, but you wouldn’t know it now. You have to take spring on blind faith.” ―Beatriz Williams

“POOR MARCH. It is the HOMELIEST month of the year. Most of it is MUD, Every Imaginable Form of MUD, and what isn’t MUD in March is ugly late-season SNOW falling onto the ground in filthy muddy heaps that look like PILES of DIRTY LAUNDRY. “ ― Vivian Swift

“March is the month God created to show people who don’t drink what a hangover is like.” ―  Garrison Keillor

“March is a tomboy with tousled hair, a mischievous smile, mud on her shoes and a laugh in her voice.” ― Hal Borland

“When March goes on forever, And April’s twice as long, Who gives a damn if spring has come, As long as winter’s gone.” –  R. L. Ruzicka

“April comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers.” – Edna St. Vincent Millay

“Winter’s done, and April’s in the skies, Earth, look up with laughter in your eyes!” –  Charles G. D. Roberts

“You have to remember to be thankful. But in May, one simply can’t help being thankful that they are alive, if for nothing else.” – Lucy Maud Montgomery

“The last days of May are among the longest of the year.” – Alice Munro

“May: the lilacs are in bloom. Forget yourself.” – Marty Rubin

“What potent blood hath modest May.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Make hay in May, for you may never know what June is coming with, and you may never know what July will present! When you see May, make hay!” – Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

“Lots of people go mad in January. Not as many as in May, of course, nor June.” – Karen Joy Fowler

“May can be a month of sneezing, itchy eyes, and runny noses.” – Ellen Jackson

“I’m only wishing to go a-fishing. For this, the month of May was made.” – Henry van Dyke

“It is the month, the jolly month. It is the jolly month of May.” – Francis Thompson

“There is but one May in the year, and sometimes May is wet and cold. There is but one May in the year before the year grows old.” – Christina Georgina Rossetti

“It’s May, the lusty month of May, that darling month when everyone throws self-control away.” – Alan Jay Lerner

“O, the month of May, the merry month of May. So frolic, so gay, and so green, so green, so green!” – Thomas Dekker

Funny Spring Sayings

“Spring makes the world a happy place, You see a smile on every face. Flowers come out and birds arrive, Oh, isn’t it grand to be alive?” – Anonymous

“Spring has come when you can put your foot on three daisies.” – Proverb

“Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself.” – Proverb

“Spring is sooner recognized by plants than by men.” – Chinese Proverb

“No matter how long the winter, spring is sure to follow.” – Proverb

Bless My Blooms

Spring has Sprung

Live life in full bloom

Goodbye Winter, hello Spring

Bring on Spring

Here comes the sun

Plant, Grow, Bloom

Spring Fever.

Hop into Spring

Spring fever

Butterfly kisses and flower petal wishes

Without change there would be no butterflies

Keep calm, it’s Spring

And there you have it! Our list of the best funny quotes and funny spring sayings. We hope you found one that spoke to you.

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