Winter is one of our favorite seasons. The snow, the holidays and being wrapped up in our favorite blanket by the fireplace. However, with these fun times also come some funny photos. Here we’ve gathered the perfect funny winter captions for Instagram and short funny winter quotes for Instagram.
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Our Favorite Funny Winter Captions for Instagram
Let’s make it a winter to remember.
O, wind, if winter comes, can spring be far behind?
Winter is a season of recovery and preparation.
Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter.
Nothing beats a good snuggle on a cold winter’s night.
We are like a snowflake, all different in our own beautiful way.
‘Tis the season to be freezin’
Winter is like fall except you need five pairs of leggings instead of one.
My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on.
You’re the only reason I’m not hibernating this winter.
If only my teeth were as white as my legs in the winter…
If you listen carefully, the winter silence is beautiful.
They who sing through the summer must dance in the winter.
It’s a beautiful day to go outside and remind myself why I stay inside.
All about that winter white
I love snowfall and winter because it gives us more reasons to cuddle!
In the winter she curls up around a good book and dreams away the cold.
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth; it is the time for home.
And finally, Winter, with its bitin’, whinin’ wind, and all the land will be mantled with snow.
If snowflakes were currency, we’d all be rich in winter. We’d just make a trip to the nearest snow bank.
Please appreciate my fit, a.k.a the 47 layers of clothing I have on.
Wake me up when it’s summer.
I glove you very much.
It’s so ice to spend time with you.
The snuggle has never been more real.
I would never let you play in the snow alone
I love you snow much.
We go together like winter and a sweater.
Hot cocoa, fuzzy socks, and bae by my side.
Walking in our very own winter wonderland.
When my hands are cold, I have you to hold them.
Verrrry winteresting…
Winter is coming…
I wasn’t made for winter.
All about that winter white.
Winter hibernation mode on.
Hot chocolate weather
Every mile is two in winter.
Figure-eighting my way through winter.
Ready to give winter the cold shoulder.
Winter essentials: hot cocoa and fuzzy socks.
Winter: Hate it while it’s here; miss it when it’s gone.
Fairy lights on winter nights.
Take some advice from winter and chill out.
Covered in a blanket of snow
I’ll be wearing these sweatpants all winter long.
Winter: My new excuse for drinking more coffee.
Nothing helps beat the winter blues like a cup of hot cocoa.
PSA: My nice side will be in hibernation until winter is over.
In all my years I’ve never gotten used to winter… and I don’t think I ever will.
Snow way out.
Ice to meet you.
I’m s-mitten
Up to snow good…
I glove you.
Love at frost sight.
License To Chill
Snow happy.
Snow darn cold.
Snow laughing matter.
Snow matter what…
Fleece Navidad
Icy what you did there!
It takes one to snow one!
You mean snow much to me.
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Winter Captions, Snow Captions, Winter Puns and Snow Quotes.
Short Funny Captions for Winter
Keep calm and winter on!
Winter is coming.
Just chilling.
I’m licensed to chill.
Winter is magical
I totally sleighed it.
Eat, drink and be cozy.
It’s colder than my soul out here.
Winter is giving me the cold shoulder
Brace yourselves, winter is coming.
Children of winter never grow old.
Discover The Beauty Of Winter.
Have an ice day!
Christmas is here!
‘Tis the season to be freezing.
Every day I’m shovelin’.
Paradise doesn’t have to be tropical.
Every snowflake is a kiss on your sweet, cold nose.
The world changes when it snows.
It’s a winter-ful life.
Snow much fun!
Dear winter, stop being so romantic, I’m single here.
Hot cocoa + fuzzy socks = a cozy winter night.
Nothing beats a good snuggle on a cold winter’s night.
Hot chocolate on a winter night is like a hug from the inside.
The first winter snow is always so magical
‘Tis the season to be freezin’.
Hot chocolate weather
‘Tis the season to sparkle.
Cold hands, warm heart, can’t lose.
I love you snow much.
The elves did it
When life gives you snow, make snow angels.
Our hands may be cold, but at least our hearts are warm.
We’re all like snowflakes, all different in our own beautiful way.
When it snows you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.
For people who had warm memories, winter is never cold to them.
I’m sorry for the things I said when it was winter.
Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside.
The snow is sparkling like a million little suns.
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
Don’t let the smile fool you — I couldn’t feel my toes when this was taken!
Cold hands, warm heart.
I’m like snow, beautiful but cold.
Does shivering count as exercise?
I’m best in snow.
It’s only cold if you’re standing still.
Don’t mind me, I’m just counting down the days until summer.
Take some advice from the weather and chill out.
There’s snow one else I’d rather be with than you.
Us weirdos gotta stick together.
You’re the only reason I’m not hibernating this winter.
No blizzard can stop me from spending time with you.
Only a date with you can get me out of bed on a cold day
Love will keep us warm… and some hot cocoa by a fire.
Cold weather just gives us more of an excuse to stay inside and cuddle.
Short Funny Winter Quotes for Instagram
“This crisp winter air is full of it.” ― John Burroughs
“Nothing burns like the cold.” ― George R. R. Martin
“When snow falls, nature listens.” ― Antoinette Van Kleeff
“You can’t get too much winter in the winter.” ― Robert Frost
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.” ― Deborah Kerr
“Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.” ― Victor Hugo
“There’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes.” ― Billy Connolly
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.” ― Carl Reiner
“People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.” ― Anton Chekhov
“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.” ― Bill Watterson
“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” ― Patricia Briggs
“In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.” ― Albert Camus
“Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.” ― Deirdre Sullivan
“Snow brings a special quality with it—the power to stop life as you know it dead in its tracks.” ― Nancy Hatch Woodward
“They watched the snow fall and fall and fall until they thought that they were the ones falling.” ― Ann Patchett
Funny Cold Weather Captions
Say freeze!
Ice to see you!
Sleigh all day.
I can’t feel my toes!
Feeling frosty.
It’s too cold to dress cute.
It’s freezing—snow joke!
It’s a snowman kind of day.
Jack Frost nipping at your nose.
Frozen fingers and eskimo kisses.
Go out there and earn your hot cocoa.
Snowy mornings and toasty mugs.
Snow excited!
I’m up to snow good.
Snow glad to see you!
Brrrrring on the snow.
I shine like sunlight on snow.
Up to snow good.
This weather is snow joke.
Keep calm and wait for snow.
There’s snowplace like home.
Be like snow: beautiful but cold.
Let it snow…. but not on my hair.
You’re never too old for a snowball fight.
There’s snow business like snow business.
When life sends a blizzard, make a snow angel.
Snowfall and winter give us more reasons to cuddle.
Catching snowflakes.
Be a special snowflake.
Snowflake hair, don’t care.
Slowly drifting snowflakes.
A snowflake is winter’s butterfly.
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
Snowflakes are kisses from heaven.
May your heart be as light as a snowflake.
No snowflake ever fell in the wrong place.
These snowflakes are turning into a snowstorm.
We’re all like snowflakes—unique and one of a kind.
Advice from a snowflake: Keep your cool, take time to chill, Always sparkle, celebrate your uniqueness, know it’s OK to be a little flakey!
Snow day!
It’s a pow pow day.
Calling it! It’s a snow day!
I’m ready for a snow day.
Keep calm and snow day on!
Snow days are the best days.
Bring on the snow day!
Like a scene from a snow globe.
Help! There’s snow way out of here.
Snow days happen, hot chocolate helps.
A snow day is a little gift from the universe.
When life gives you a snow day, make snow angels.
Funny Winter Months Captions
- Bring it December!
- Ready for a month of celebrations
- I’m all about December
- Keep Calm and December On
- December: my favorite month
- December is here! Break out the decorations!
- December is the most wonderful month of the year
- Ready for the best year ever
- Ready to take on this year’s adventures
- January means always moving forward
- January is like a Monday, but longer
- Dreaming of the new year
- New year. Same me. Bigger Goals.
- February: the second chapter
- February – the month of LOVE
- Keep calm and get through February
- All about love and snowflakes this month
So that’s our list! We hope we were able to help you find the best caption you were looking for.
Now get out there and enjoy winter!
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About the Author
Laynni Locke
I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.
And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.
With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.
