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250 Funny Winter Puns and Jokes that You Will Love Snow Much


Winter can sometimes feel long and depressing so it is good to find the humour in it, which is why we have put together a list of all the best winter puns for your next post. And if you’re looking for short winter jokes to share a laugh, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Funny Winter Puns

When someone wishes me a “Happy Winter,” it always leaves me cold.

Actions speak powder than words.

I snuggle to get through these winter days

Get frost!

Not SNOW fast!

It’s snow secret.

I like this situation a choco-lot.

It’s a winterful life.

Baby, it’s cold outside.

Surfing the winter-net

Snow with funny winter puns

All hail broke loose.

Go with the snow.

Have a winterful day.

It was a snow-brainer.

Glove you.

Let’s cool it a day.

Up to snow good.

Cold Weather Puns

Be careful, that’s a slippery slope you’re going down.

After this, I’m sitting by the fire and enjoying the festivi-teas.

Freeze a jolly good fellow!

It’s mitten in the stars.

After all is sled and done, I still love winter.

There’s snow one like you.

Snow happens weather you like it or not.

You’ve got the snow-how.

There’s snowone just like you.

It was love at frost sight.

My favorite meal in cold weather is brrr-eakfast.

You’re the coolest person that I snow.

Snow with winter puns

Flake it, till you make it.

Be that as it sleigh.

Variety is the ice of life

I love you snow much.

Sugar and ice, and all things nice.

It’s un-brr-lieveably beautiful out here.

You’re snow cute.

I’m sick of winter – this is a cry for Alp!

I cold you that I love winter.

Season the day.

You’ve got to go with the snow.

It’s a winterful life.

I came out to sleigh.

Anyway the wind froze.

It was mitten in the stars that today was going to be a good day.

With great powder comes great responsibility.

The ski’s the limit.

We go together like winter and hot cocoa.

Frosty tree with clever funny winter captions for Instagram

Just snowing off.

Having a hail of a time.

You can’t flurry love.

My ski trip started well, but it’s gone downhill.

If looks could chill.

You snow it to yourself.

There’s snow place like home.

The best things in life are freeze.

Chill out.

Just like a snowflake, you are one of a kind.

Icy what you did there.

This crazy little thing cold love.

Everyday I’m shoveling.

With great powder comes great responsibility.

It’s snow joke outside.

The best things in life are freeze.

Snow my goodness.

Snow covered ground and trees with a funny winter captions that reads tis the season to be freezin

You’re sledding a fine line, there.

There’s no business like snow business.

I call it as icy it.

Flake it till you make it.

Be chill, my beating heart.

Coming home after a snow day = the snuggle is real.

Let’s list the froze and cons

Every day I’m shoveling.

Cold hands, warm hearts.

Before your very ice

Cookie baking in the making.

When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.

We just glove a snow pic.

If snowflakes were currency, we’d all be rich in winter. We’d just make a trip to the nearest snow bank.

You snow what?

I coldn’t care less.

Snow covered lake and trees with a captions about winter love that says I love you snow much

Say it ain’t snow.

Can you speed it up? I’m in a flurry.

Come out and sleigh.

You’re un-brrrrr-lieveable!

I’m so anti-snow-social in winter.

Icy what you mean.

After all is sled and done

Tis the ski-son to be jolly!

Don’t brrrrrst my bubble.

There’s snow body like you.

Person walking on snowy path and funny snow captions that reads up to snow good

This weather is snow joke.

I can ski clearly now, the rain has gone…

The ski’s the limit!

Snow Day Puns

It’s cool spending time with you.

I only have ice for you!

A snowman doesn’t carrot all.

Sometimes, you’ve just got to freeze the day!

I’m snow happy.

License to chill.

I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.

You know, freeze things happen.

All hail broke loose.

I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.

I want to ride my icicle.

I’ve got a slush on you.

Snowy landscape with snowflake captions on top

To coldly go where no one has gone before.

Time waits for snowmen.

Winter is un-brr-lieveable!

Sleigh, queen.

Nobody’s cooler than this dude.

I have snow much fun with you.

To boldly go where snowman has gone before.

Say it isn’t snow

To boldly go where snowman has gone before.

Every day I’m shovelling.

You snow it to yourself to make the best of winter.

I’m hanging on by a sled.

Don’t think ice about it

I glove you.

Winter is here, weather you like it or not

There are winters and losers.

Mistletoe and a bow with funny Christmas puns that says a mistle-toast to the holiday season

There’s snow way out.

Parting is such sleet sorrow

Freeze the day.

It’s ice to have a friend.

I’m stuck on you like igloo.

Don’t bite my sled off!

I cold you I love winter!

Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow.

Skiing is believing

Snow happens, whether you like it or not.

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

Dachshund through the snow.

There’s snow way I am leaving the house today.

Sweater weather!

Shovel off!

Stream with snowy banks and a winter captions that reads all about that winter white

Why don’t we cool it.

Don’t flurry, be happy.

Dealing with winter is easier sled than done.

For goodness flake!

How’s your icesight?

Today should be smooth hailing.

Ice to meet you.

Don’t flurry, be happy.

You snow it to yourself to make the best of winter.

It’s snow laughing matter.

I’d chill for a drink.

Flake it ‘til you make it.

Cold weather? That’s snow problem.

Froze were the good old days.

Love at frost sight.

I’m calling them like icy them.

There’s snow day time like the present.

This winter is a frost-rating situation

What a winter-ful world.

Head for the chills.

Piles of snow with snowflake sayings on top

Snow matter what.

You snow the drill.

I’ll snow myself out.

This crazy little thing cold love.

Snow person left behind.

This weather is snow joke.

Best in snow

Powder to the people.

Easier sled than done

I’m trying to break the ice with you, but you keep giving me the cold shoulder.

All in a sleigh’s work.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Love at frost bite.

In the winter, we are nice princesses.

Snowman is an island

Sleigh all day.

I only have ice for you.

I’m stuck on you like igloo

I’m walking in a winter pun-derland.

All hope is not frost.

Snow banks and trees with a cute winter captions that says I love the smell of winter

You don’t like my winter pun? How cold.

I love snow… especially through a window, under a cozy blanket, drinking hot chocolate.

There’s a whole lot of glove here.

Walking in a winter punderland.

You mean snow much to me.

An icicle made for two.

Let’s chill like this forever.

Raise the brrrrrr.

I only have ice for you.

I’m s-mitten.

I love you snow much!

It’s snow-time!

Froze were the good ol’ days.

I’m snow happy to see you.

Home sleet home.

This view is thaw-dropping.

I’ve got a slush on you.

Walking in a winter pun-derland.

All is not frost.

Dance with me like we’re at a snow-ball.

You’re thaw-some.

Strike a froze!

It’s a winter-ful life.

Say it ain’t snow.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Winter Captions, Funny Winter Captions, Snow Captions and Snow Quotes.

Funny Winter Jokes

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? It’s snow cold outside!

What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed? – A Cold.

What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes and Ice Crispies.

What do you call a play or musical in the North Pole? – Snow business.

What do you call 10 Arctic hares hopping backward through the snow together? – A receding hare line.

What did Olaf ask the waiter after dinner? Do you want to bill a snowman?

What happens when you sit on the snow too long? You get polar-oids.

Snow with winter jokes

Why did Princess Elsa fall off her sled? – She let it go

How do you scare a snowman? Point a hair dryer at him.

What did the snowman’s wife place over their baby’s crib? A snowmobile.

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy.

Why didn’t the abominable snowman go to the party? He had snow-one to go with.

Where do snowmen find the weather report? On the Winter-net.

What happened to the snowman that was hit by a snowball? He was knocked out cold.

What happens when a snowman throws a temper tantrum? He has a meltdown.

What does a snowman do when he’s mad? Gives you the cold shoulder.

How do you stay warm in a cold winter? You stay in bed and covers in the blankets.

What do you call a frozen dog? A pup-sicle.

What do you call an icicle who won the lottery? A cool million!

Why do baby snowmen sleep in the snow? They need powder naps.

What does a snowman drink? A slushy.

Snowflakes with funny winter jokes

What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees? – “It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”

What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.

What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter? – Frosted Flakes!

What do you do after a morning of skiing? Avalanche in a café.

What do you call an intelligent snowman? Brrrrrr-liant.

What does a snowman’s put on a hot dog? Chilly sauce.

How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.

What does a snowflake say to its friend? Water you doing tonight?

What did the tree say after a long, cold winter? – What a re-leaf!

Why did the snowman sit in the fridge? He wanted to chill.

What kind of math do Snowy Owls like? – Owlgebra.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

Why did the girl keep her saxophone out in the snow? – She wanted to play cool jazz.

Why did the snowman keep his guitar in the snow? He loved cool music.

Why was the math book sad during winter? Because it had too many problems!

What did the tree say to the first snowflake of winter? Long time, snow see.

What does a barbershop serve in winter? – Cold cuts!

Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot—you can catch cold pretty easily!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? The abdominal snowman.

What did the snowman order at Wendy’s? A vanilla frosty.

What kind of money is used in the North Pole? Cold hard cash.

How do snowmen make their beds? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.

How does an Eskimo build a house? Igloos it together.

What can you catch in winter with your eyes closed? A cold.

What’s Jack Frost’s favorite part of school? Snow and Tell.

What doesn’t a snowman eat for lunch? A melt.

What’s a snowman’s favorite take-out meal? Brrrrrr-ger King.

What do you call a ghost in the winter? – Casp-brrr.

What did the icy road say to the car? – “Wanna to go for a spin?”

What do old snowmen wear? Ice caps.

What do you call a slow skier? – A SLOPEpoke!

So that is it for our list of Winter Puns and Jokes. We hope you found the perfect one!

Woman holding up a clear chunk of ice on the beach

About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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