Winter can be depressing so it is always helpful to throw in a joke or two, which is why we have put together a list of all the best funny winter sayings for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny winter quotes for Instagram, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Winter Sayings
Winter is giving me the cold shoulder
What kind of fish do penguins catch at night? Starfish.
Ready to give winter the cold shoulder.
“The most delightful advantage of being bald—one can hear snowflakes.” – R. G. Daniels
The snow is sparkling like a million little suns.
If only my teeth were as white as my legs in the winter…
I totally sleighed it.
“There was a silver lining tucked into last weekend’s blizzard.” – Liz Krieger
And finally, Winter, with its bitin’, whinin’ wind, and all the land will be mantled with snow.
In all my years I’ve never gotten used to winter… and I don’t think I ever will.
When it snows you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.
Shiver me limb-ers.
Snow happy.
“No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn.” – Hal Borland
“Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.” – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
“In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.” – Albert Camus
“Like my father, I am a snow person.” ― Charlie English
The elves did it
Winter essentials: hot cocoa and fuzzy socks.
Snow matter what…
You’re up to snow good.
‘Tis the season to sparkle.
Every mile is two in winter.
Nothing helps beat the winter blues like a cup of hot cocoa.
It’s colder than my soul out here.
Are you surfing the winternet?
I love you snow much.
“Let the storm rage on. The cold never bothered me anyway.” – Elsa from Frozen
Dear winter, stop being so romantic, I’m single here.
All that dirty snow is an ice-sore.
Hot cocoa, fuzzy socks, and bae by my side.
Every day I’m shovelin’.
“I confess, I hope she does not hurry. It is good to be alone in the snow.” ― Pierce Brown
What bites but doesn’t have teeth? Frost.
Don’t give me the cold shoulder. I’m just punning with you.
They who sing through the summer must dance in the winter.
Cold hands, warm heart, can’t lose.
You’re the only reason I’m not hibernating this winter.
What is a snow leopard’s favorite type of candy? Snowcaps.
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” – Markus Zusak
I’ll be wearing these sweatpants all winter long.
“It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold” – Charles Dickens
Up to snow good…
Winter: My new excuse for drinking more coffee.
Just chilling.
Freeze the day.
“The world was furred with late spring snow.” ― Marian Engel.
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.” – Carl Reiner
License To Chill
Hot chocolate on a winter night is like a hug from the inside.
Fleece Navidad
“There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.” – John Ruskin
“This crisp winter air is full of it.” – John Burroughs
We’re all dressed up with snow-where to go.
It’s a two-way sleet.
Ice to meet you.
It’s a winter parad-ice!
Take some advice from the weather and chill out.
“Winter is the time of promise because there is so little to do.” – Stanley Crawford
‘Tis the season to be freezin’
“Snow brings the power to stop life as you know it dead in its tracks.” ― Nancy Hatch Woodward
“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.” – Bill Watterson
I glove you very much.
“Snow is the truth only when it’s snowing.” – Marty Rubin.
Paradise doesn’t have to be tropical.
When life gives you snow, make snow angels.
The first winter snow is always so magical
Snow way out.
Have an ice day!
What happens when you catch a cold? You get cabin fever.
Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside.
“I love you because no two snowflakes are alike.” — Nikki Giovanni
All about that winter white.
There’s snowone like you.
Keep calm and winter on!
“You can’t get too much winter in the winter.” – Robert Frost
This sleet-uation has me feeling snow-verwhelmed.
Freeze are the good cold days.
I’m sorry for the things I said when it was winter.
It’s only cold if you’re standing still.
“The very fact of snow is such an amazement.” ― Roger Ebert
“People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.” – Anton Chekhov
I’m chillin’ with my snowmies!
What does Frosty’s mom put on her face at night? Cold cream.
“The snow doesn’t give a soft white damn whom it touches.” ― E.E. Cummings
Winter is like fall except you need five pairs of leggings instead of one.
Don’t let the smile fool you — I couldn’t feel my toes when this was taken!
What is the Mexican dish that snowmen like? Burrr-ito.
I only have ice for you.
My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on.
Winter is magical
“I never eat November’s snowflakes, I always wait until December.” – Lucy
If snowflakes were currency, we’d all be rich in winter. We’d just make a trip to the nearest snow bank.
Do you know what’s at flake here?
Cold weather just gives us more of an excuse to stay inside and cuddle.
I can’t get out of bed on days when the temperature is less than my age.
Snow darn cold.
“The snow was endless, a heavy blanket on the outdoors.” ― Cambria Heber.
“The first snow is like the first love.” — Lara Biyuts
I’m like snow, beautiful but cold.
Is it raining out? Sleets me!
“To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” – Aristotle
Love at frost sight.
“In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy.” – William Blake
‘Tis the season to be freezing.
All about that winter white
Snow laughing matter.
” I love you snow much girl. It was love at frost sight.”
Figure-eighting my way through winter.
Snow isn’t warm. That’s flake news!
That guy loves icy weather. He’s a sleet freak!
It takes one to snow one!
Just go with the snow.
“Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.” – Victor Hugo
I’m licensed to chill.
Frost and foremost…
Wake me up when it’s summer.
What do you call a snapshot from the North Pole? A polaroid.
Snow much fun!
It’s winter, weather you like it or not.
No blizzard can stop me from spending time with you.
“The very fact of snow is such an amazement.” – Roger Ebert
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” – Markus Zusak
“We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.” – Lewis Black
Cold hands, warm heart.
Our hands may be cold, but at least our hearts are warm.
I’m best in snow.
Eat, drink and be cozy.
Don’t be snow dramatic!
When my hands are cold, I have you to hold them.
“There’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes.” – Billy Connolly
What’s the weatherman’s favorite food in winter? Brrr-itos!
Winter is coming…
Children of winter never grow old.
Fear not; all is not frost!
“Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man’s ingratitude.” – William Shakespeare
PSA: My nice side will be in hibernation until winter is over.
We’re all like snowflakes, all different in our own beautiful way.
I’m s-mitten
Now you’re just snowing off.
Hot chocolate weather
I would never let you play in the snow alone
“The snow fell as softly as a poet’s tears.” ― Kevin Ansbro
Every snowflake is a kiss on your sweet, cold nose.
“Snowfall rouses your inner child to dream and play once more.” ― Angie Weiland-Crosby
You mean snow much to me.
We go together like winter and a sweater.
“You are not a special snowflake.” – Sophia Amoruso
Does shivering count as exercise?
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
Only a date with you can get me out of bed on a cold day
Us weirdos gotta stick together.
Hot cocoa + fuzzy socks = a cozy winter night.
Winter: Hate it while it’s here; miss it when it’s gone.
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.” – Deborah Kerr
Every day I’m shoveling.
It was mitten in the stars.
What do the elves eat for lunch in the North Pole? Cold cuts and chilly.
Home sleet home.
“When snow falls, nature listens.” – Antoinette Van Kleeff
There’s snow one else I’d rather be with than you.
You’re a sight for sore ice.
“We build statues out of snow, and weep to see them melt.” ― Walter Scott
I call ‘em like icy ‘em.
Verrrry winteresting…
“The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.” — Gary D. Schmidt
“I’m all livin’! I am alive! What a neat thing to happen to a nice guy like me.”—Frosty
Take some advice from winter and chill out.
I’m s-mitten, do you g-love me?
I glove you.
Freeze things happen.
It’s so ice to spend time with you.
Winter is coming.
Winter hibernation mode on.
Nothing beats a good snuggle on a cold winter’s night.
Love will keep us warm… and some hot cocoa by a fire.
You think you’re above the thaw?
‘Tis the season to be freezin’.
Where does a snowman get the weather report? The winternet.
Who is Frosty’s favorite aunt? Aunt Arctica.
It’s snow ice to meet you.
Please appreciate my fit, a.k.a the 47 layers of clothing I have on.
“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” – Patricia Briggs
I thaw what you did there.
I love you snow much.
Walking in our very own winter wonderland.
“Snow flurries began to fall and they swirled around people’s legs like house cats.” – Sarah Addison Allen
He’s a chip off the cold block.
I wasn’t made for winter.
“I read, much of the night, and go south in the winter.” – T. S. Eliot
Love at frost sight!
The world changes when it snows.
It’s brrrilliant outside!
Brace yourselves, winter is coming.
The snuggle has never been more real.
“When snow falls, nature listens.” ― Antoinette Van Kleeff
Icy what you did there!
It’s a winter-ful life.
“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.” – Neil Hilborn
If looks could chill.
“Close your eyes. Hear the silent snow. Listen to your soul speak.” ― Adrienne Posey
Hot chocolate weather
Takes one to snow one!
For people who had warm memories, winter is never cold to them.
“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.” – Bill Bowerman
“Nothing burns like the cold.” – George R. R. Martin
Don’t mind me, I’m just counting down the days until summer.
Let’s get this snow on the road!
Say it ain’t snow!
What’s the difference between ice and icicle? Ice has noel.
You’re moving in snow-motion.
Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter.
We’re off to see the blizzard.
You’re the only reason I’m not hibernating this winter.
Discover The Beauty Of Winter.
I’ve got a slush on you.
“Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.” – Deirdre Sullivan
It’s a beautiful day to go outside and remind myself why I stay inside.
“There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.” – Bill Veeck
So that is it for our list of Funny Winter Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Funny Winter Letter Board Quotes, Santa Chalk Board Art Ideas, Winter Solstice Quotes and Hello January Quotes.
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