It can be hard to stay optimistic in the middle of winter but laughter always helps, so we have gathered all the best funny winter letter board quotes for you to use. And if you’re looking for funny winter letter board sayings, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Winter Letter Board Sayings
Hot chocolate on a winter night is like a hug from the inside.
Wake me up when it’s summer.
Love will keep us warm… and some hot cocoa by a fire.
Winter: Hate it while it’s here; miss it when it’s gone.
Brace yourselves, winter is coming.
It’s a winter parad-ice!
Every day I’m shovelin’.
Just go with the snow.
I love you snow much.
Freeze things happen.
You’re the only reason I’m not hibernating this winter.
What happens when you catch a cold? You get cabin fever.
What is a snow leopard’s favorite type of candy? Snowcaps.
Who is Frosty’s favorite aunt? Aunt Arctica.
Discover The Beauty Of Winter.
I can’t get out of bed on days when the temperature is less than my age.
What kind of fish do penguins catch at night? Starfish.
Don’t give me the cold shoulder. I’m just punning with you.
Our hands may be cold, but at least our hearts are warm.
What do the elves eat for lunch in the North Pole? Cold cuts and chilly.
Shiver me limb-ers.
Home sleet home.
All that dirty snow is an ice-sore.
The world changes when it snows.
Snow way out.
And finally, Winter, with its bitin’, whinin’ wind, and all the land will be mantled with snow.
I wasn’t made for winter.
The snuggle has never been more real.
All about that winter white
Verrrry winteresting…
Is it raining out? Sleets me!
Ice to meet you.
Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter.
What bites but doesn’t have teeth? Frost.
Every mile is two in winter.
Nothing helps beat the winter blues like a cup of hot cocoa.
Up to snow good…
I’m s-mitten
That guy loves icy weather. He’s a sleet freak!
You’re a sight for sore ice.
When it snows you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.
I call ‘em like icy ‘em.
I’m sorry for the things I said when it was winter.
Frost and foremost…
Snow laughing matter.
Winter hibernation mode on.
I thaw what you did there.
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
It’s a two-way sleet.
Take some advice from winter and chill out.
Are you surfing the winternet?
I’m chillin’ with my snowmies!
Us weirdos gotta stick together.
You’re up to snow good.
Hot cocoa + fuzzy socks = a cozy winter night.
License To Chill
Don’t mind me, I’m just counting down the days until summer.
Winter essentials: hot cocoa and fuzzy socks.
All about that winter white.
No blizzard can stop me from spending time with you.
Hot cocoa, fuzzy socks, and bae by my side.
Winter is coming.
You think you’re above the thaw?
Icy what you did there!
If only my teeth were as white as my legs in the winter…
I’m best in snow.
Only a date with you can get me out of bed on a cold day
We’re all like snowflakes, all different in our own beautiful way.
What’s the weatherman’s favorite food in winter? Brrr-itos!
I’ve got a slush on you.
Dear winter, stop being so romantic, I’m single here.
The first winter snow is always so magical
What is the Mexican dish that snowmen like? Burrr-ito.
Let’s get this snow on the road!
There’s snowone like you.
Winter is giving me the cold shoulder
Snow happy.
I would never let you play in the snow alone
I’m s-mitten, do you g-love me?
When life gives you snow, make snow angels.
Do you know what’s at flake here?
Cold hands, warm heart, can’t lose.
My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on.
Keep calm and winter on!
Winter is like fall except you need five pairs of leggings instead of one.
It’s so ice to spend time with you.
Love at frost sight!
I glove you very much.
Hot chocolate weather
It takes one to snow one!
I’m licensed to chill.
This sleet-uation has me feeling snow-verwhelmed.
Fleece Navidad
PSA: My nice side will be in hibernation until winter is over.
There’s snow one else I’d rather be with than you.
Winter is magical
The elves did it
Paradise doesn’t have to be tropical.
It was mitten in the stars.
It’s a winter-ful life.
Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside.
Freeze the day.
You’re the only reason I’m not hibernating this winter.
Does shivering count as exercise?
Where does a snowman get the weather report? The winternet.
Snow darn cold.
Ready to give winter the cold shoulder.
The snow is sparkling like a million little suns.
Take some advice from the weather and chill out.
You mean snow much to me.
When my hands are cold, I have you to hold them.
Freeze are the good cold days.
Winter: My new excuse for drinking more coffee.
I glove you.
We’re off to see the blizzard.
Love at frost sight.
I only have ice for you.
If snowflakes were currency, we’d all be rich in winter. We’d just make a trip to the nearest snow bank.
Snow isn’t warm. That’s flake news!
Snow matter what…
What does Frosty’s mom put on her face at night? Cold cream.
It’s only cold if you’re standing still.
Cold weather just gives us more of an excuse to stay inside and cuddle.
Every snowflake is a kiss on your sweet, cold nose.
Every day I’m shoveling.
‘Tis the season to be freezing.
Don’t let the smile fool you — I couldn’t feel my toes when this was taken!
We’re all dressed up with snow-where to go.
‘Tis the season to be freezin’
Walking in our very own winter wonderland.
I love you snow much.
Winter is coming…
Don’t be snow dramatic!
Hot chocolate weather
Now you’re just snowing off.
Cold hands, warm heart.
Fear not; all is not frost!
Please appreciate my fit, a.k.a the 47 layers of clothing I have on.
It’s colder than my soul out here.
In all my years I’ve never gotten used to winter… and I don’t think I ever will.
It’s winter, weather you like it or not.
For people who had warm memories, winter is never cold to them.
What do you call a snapshot from the North Pole? A polaroid.
‘Tis the season to be freezin’.
What’s the difference between ice and icicle? Ice has noel.
It’s brrrilliant outside!
You’re moving in snow-motion.
Children of winter never grow old.
Nothing beats a good snuggle on a cold winter’s night.
Snow much fun!
Takes one to snow one!
Just chilling.
We go together like winter and a sweater.
He’s a chip off the cold block.
If looks could chill.
They who sing through the summer must dance in the winter.
I’m like snow, beautiful but cold.
I totally sleighed it.
I’ll be wearing these sweatpants all winter long.
Eat, drink and be cozy.
Have an ice day!
It’s a beautiful day to go outside and remind myself why I stay inside.
‘Tis the season to sparkle.
Figure-eighting my way through winter.
It’s snow ice to meet you.
Say it ain’t snow!
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Funny Winter Sayings, Santa Quotes and Sayings, Santa Letter Board Quotes, Winter Chalk Board Art Ideas, Funny Grinch Quotes, Winter Solstice Quotes and Hello January Quotes.
Funny Winter Letter Board Quotes
“The snow doesn’t give a soft white damn whom it touches.” ― E.E. Cummings
“I confess, I hope she does not hurry. It is good to be alone in the snow.” ― Pierce Brown
“Snow is the truth only when it’s snowing.” – Marty Rubin.
“There’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes.” – Billy Connolly
“Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.” – Deirdre Sullivan
“Nothing burns like the cold.” – George R. R. Martin
“I’m all livin’! I am alive! What a neat thing to happen to a nice guy like me.”—Frosty
“It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold” – Charles Dickens
“The most delightful advantage of being bald—one can hear snowflakes.” – R. G. Daniels
“In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy.” – William Blake
“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.” – Bill Bowerman
“The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.” — Gary D. Schmidt
“You can’t get too much winter in the winter.” – Robert Frost
“We build statues out of snow, and weep to see them melt.” ― Walter Scott
“Close your eyes. Hear the silent snow. Listen to your soul speak.” ― Adrienne Posey
“Let the storm rage on. The cold never bothered me anyway.” – Elsa from Frozen
“Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.” – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” – Markus Zusak
“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.” – Bill Watterson
“The snow fell as softly as a poet’s tears.” ― Kevin Ansbro
“Winter is the time of promise because there is so little to do.” – Stanley Crawford
“When snow falls, nature listens.” ― Antoinette Van Kleeff
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.” – Carl Reiner
“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” – Patricia Briggs
“The world was furred with late spring snow.” ― Marian Engel.
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” – Markus Zusak
“To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” – Aristotle
“There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.” – Bill Veeck
“The very fact of snow is such an amazement.” ― Roger Ebert
“The first snow is like the first love.” — Lara Biyuts
“Snow flurries began to fall and they swirled around people’s legs like house cats.” – Sarah Addison Allen
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.” – Deborah Kerr
“I never eat November’s snowflakes, I always wait until December.” – Lucy
“Like my father, I am a snow person.” ― Charlie English
“When snow falls, nature listens.” – Antoinette Van Kleeff
“There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.” – John Ruskin
“The snow was endless, a heavy blanket on the outdoors.” ― Cambria Heber.
“You are not a special snowflake.” – Sophia Amoruso
“No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn.” – Hal Borland
“People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.” – Anton Chekhov
“Snow brings the power to stop life as you know it dead in its tracks.” ― Nancy Hatch Woodward
“Snowfall rouses your inner child to dream and play once more.” ― Angie Weiland-Crosby
“We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.” – Lewis Black
” I love you snow much girl. It was love at frost sight.”
“Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.” – Victor Hugo
“The very fact of snow is such an amazement.” – Roger Ebert
“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.” – Neil Hilborn
“In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.” – Albert Camus
“I love you because no two snowflakes are alike.” — Nikki Giovanni
“This crisp winter air is full of it.” – John Burroughs
“Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man’s ingratitude.” – William Shakespeare
“I read, much of the night, and go south in the winter.” – T. S. Eliot
“There was a silver lining tucked into last weekend’s blizzard.” – Liz Krieger
So that is it for our list of Funny Winter Letter Board Quotes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
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