The post-holiday blues can be a bit grim but January still has plenty of laughs to offer if you know where to look, so we have gathered all the best funny January letter board quotes for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny January letter board sayings, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny January Letter Board Sayings
If looks could chill.
What do the elves eat for lunch in the North Pole? Cold cuts and chilly.
All about that winter white
Shiver me limb-ers.
No blizzard can stop me from spending time with you.
What’s the weatherman’s favorite food in January? Brrr-itos!
Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside.
Just chilling.
Please appreciate my fit, a.k.a the 47 layers of clothing I have on.
Where does a snowman get the weather report? The winternet.
Figure-eighting my way through January.
When my hands are cold, I have you to hold them.
January is giving me the cold shoulder
I love you snow much.
I’m chillin’ with my snowmies!
What happens when you catch a cold? You get cabin fever.
You’re a sight for sore ice.
Our hands may be cold, but at least our hearts are warm.
Ice to meet you.
My favorite January activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on.
They who sing through the summer must dance in January.
And finally, January, with its bitin’, whinin’ wind, and all the land will be mantled with snow.
Take some advice from January and chill out.
The snuggle has never been more real.
It’s a winter-ful life.
I call ‘em like icy ‘em.
All about that January white.
What is the Mexican dish that snowmen like? Burrr-ito.
Takes one to snow one!
I wasn’t made for January.
January is coming.
Does shivering count as exercise?
‘Tis the season to be freezin’.
Snow happy.
What’s the difference between ice and icicle? Ice has noel.
Don’t be snow dramatic!
Keep calm and January on!
I’m licensed to chill.
What does Frosty’s mom put on her face at night? Cold cream.
January is magical
Have an ice day!
What do you call a snapshot from the North Pole? A polaroid.
He’s a chip off the cold block.
Love at frost sight.
We’re all dressed up with snow-where to go.
Walking in our very own January winter wonderland.
January is coming…
Cold weather just gives us more of an excuse to stay inside and cuddle.
What is a snow leopard’s favorite type of candy? Snowcaps.
Freeze are the good cold days.
We’re off to see the blizzard.
Verrrry winteresting…
Us weirdos gotta stick together.
It’s January, weather you like it or not.
Every mile is two in January.
Hot chocolate weather
January: Hate it while it’s here; miss it when it’s gone.
It’s a two-way sleet.
Eat, drink and be cozy.
Do you know what’s at flake here?
Wake me up when it’s summer.
‘Tis the season to be freezing.
It’s colder than my soul out here.
Snow much fun!
Freeze things happen.
In all my years I’ve never gotten used to January… and I don’t think I ever will.
Apologizing in advance for the things I say this January.
Ready to give January the cold shoulder.
Snow way out.
Every snowflake is a kiss on your sweet, cold nose.
It’s brrrilliant outside!
It’s a beautiful January day to go outside and remind myself why I stay inside.
There’s snow one else I’d rather be with than you.
Snow isn’t warm. That’s flake news!
January hibernation mode on.
That guy loves icy weather. He’s a sleet freak!
Dear January, stop being so romantic, I’m single here.
Snow laughing matter.
I thaw what you did there.
Freeze the day.
PSA: My nice side will be in hibernation until January is over.
Nothing helps beat the January blues like a cup of hot cocoa.
You think you’re above the thaw?
Love at frost sight!
Children of January never grow old.
You’re moving in snow-motion.
Don’t let the smile fool you — I couldn’t feel my toes when this was taken!
It’s only cold if you’re standing still.
Fear not; all is not frost!
The first January snow is always so magical
‘Tis the season to be freezin’
Cold hands, warm heart, can’t lose.
Hot chocolate on a January night is like a hug from the inside.
There’s snowone like you.
January is like fall except you need five pairs of leggings instead of one.
January: Hot cocoa, fuzzy socks, and bae by my side.
I’m sorry for the things I said when it was January.
Only a date with you can get me out of bed on a cold day
Home sleet home.
Every day I’m shovelin’.
Discover The Beauty Of January.
What bites but doesn’t have teeth? Frost.
Let’s get this snow on the road!
I’ve got a slush on you.
I’m s-mitten, do you g-love me?
Now you’re just snowing off.
Nothing beats a good snuggle on a cold January’s night.
‘Tis the season to sparkle.
January essentials: hot cocoa and fuzzy socks.
Don’t give me the cold shoulder. I’m just punning with you.
Snow darn cold.
Is it raining out? Sleets me!
Every day I’m shoveling.
What kind of fish do penguins catch at night? Starfish.
Icy what you did there!
Brace yourselves, January is coming.
When life gives you snow, make snow angels.
Just go with the snow.
I glove you.
I only have ice for you.
The elves did it
I glove you very much.
I would never let you play in the snow alone
Snow matter what…
You’re the only reason I’m not hibernating this January.
We’re all like snowflakes, all different in our own beautiful way.
You’re up to snow good.
Frost and foremost…
Paradise doesn’t have to be tropical.
For people who had warm memories, January is never cold to them.
It’s a January parad-ice!
I’ll be wearing these sweatpants all January long.
When it snows you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.
If only my teeth were as white as my legs in the January…
Hot chocolate weather
Fleece Navidad
I love you snow much.
You’re the only reason I’m not hibernating this January.
I’m like snow, beautiful but cold.
Love will keep us warm… and some hot cocoa by a fire.
Hot cocoa + fuzzy socks = a cozy January night.
License To Chill
You mean snow much to me.
I totally sleighed it.
This sleet-uation has me feeling snow-verwhelmed.
All that dirty snow is an ice-sore.
The world changes when it snows.
Who is Frosty’s favorite aunt? Aunt Arctica.
It’s so ice to spend time with you.
It takes one to snow one!
Cold hands, warm heart.
It was mitten in the stars.
Don’t mind me, I’m just counting down the days until summer.
I can’t get out of bed on days when the temperature is less than my age.
Say it ain’t snow!
It’s snow ice to meet you.
The snow is sparkling like a million little suns.
Take some advice from the weather and chill out.
I’m best in snow.
I’m s-mitten
We go together like January and a sweater.
January: My new excuse for drinking more coffee.
If snowflakes were currency, we’d all be rich in January. We’d just make a trip to the nearest snow bank.
Up to snow good…
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Funny Winter Letter Board Quotes, Short Happy New Year Messages for Friends and Family, Positive New Year Quotes, Funny Christmas Letter Board Quotes and Happy New Year Letter Board Quotes.
Funny January Letter Board Quotes
“Let the storm rage on. The cold never bothered me anyway.” – Elsa from Frozen
“January is my favorite month, when the light is plainest, least colored. And I like the feeling of beginnings.” – Anne Truitt
“To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” – Aristotle
“People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.” – Anton Chekhov
“The very fact of snow is such an amazement.” – Roger Ebert
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.” – Deborah Kerr
“When snow falls, nature listens.” ― Antoinette Van Kleeff
“I read, much of the night, and go south in the Winter.” – T. S. Eliot
“Snowfall rouses your inner child to dream and play once more.” ― Angie Weiland-Crosby
“I love you because no two snowflakes are alike.” — Nikki Giovanni
“You are not a special snowflake.” – Sophia Amoruso
“Snow is the truth only when it’s snowing.” – Marty Rubin.
“To read a poem in January is as lovely as to go for a walk in June.”- Jean Paul
“There’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes.” – Billy Connolly
“Winter is the time of promise because there is so little to do.” – Stanley Crawford
“It is deep January. The sky is hard. The stalks are firmly rooted in ice.”- Wallace Stevens
“There are only two seasons – Winter and Baseball.” – Bill Veeck
“This crisp Winter air is full of it.” – John Burroughs
“No Winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn.” – Hal Borland
“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.” – Neil Hilborn
“Snow flurries began to fall and they swirled around people’s legs like house cats.” – Sarah Addison Allen
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” – Markus Zusak
“The most delightful advantage of being bald—one can hear snowflakes.” – R. G. Daniels
“I confess, I hope she does not hurry. It is good to be alone in the snow.” ― Pierce Brown
“If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.” – Roald Dahl
“The first snow is like the first love.” — Lara Biyuts
“There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.” – John Ruskin
“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.” – Bill Bowerman
“January is here, with eyes that keenly glow, A frost-mailed warrior striding a shadowy steed of snow.” – Edgar Fawcett
“I’m all livin’! I am alive! What a neat thing to happen to a nice guy like me.”—Frosty
“When snow falls, nature listens.” – Antoinette Van Kleeff
“Nothing burns like the cold.” – George R. R. Martin
“January is the calendar’s ingrown hair.”- Stewart Stafford
“Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.” – Deirdre Sullivan
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.” – Carl Reiner
“Feeling a little blue in January is normal.”- Marilu Henner
“I like these cold, gray Winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.” – Bill Watterson
“Snow brings the power to stop life as you know it dead in its tracks.” ― Nancy Hatch Woodward
“The snow fell as softly as a poet’s tears.” ― Kevin Ansbro
“Bare branches of each tree on this chilly January morn look so cold so forlorn.” – Nelda Hartmann
“In the depths of Winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.” – Albert Camus
“We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.” – Lewis Black
“I blink January’s lashes and gush down December’s cheeks” ― Sanober Khan
“No one ever regarded the first of January with indifference.” – Charles Lamb
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” – Markus Zusak
“I blink January’s lashes and gush down December’s cheeks” ― Sanober Khan
“Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.” – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
“We build statues out of snow, and weep to see them melt.” ― Walter Scott
“Like my father, I am a snow person.” ― Charlie English
“The world was furred with late spring snow.” ― Marian Engel.
“Blow, blow, thou Winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man’s ingratitude.” – William Shakespeare
“The snow doesn’t give a soft white damn whom it touches.” ― E.E. Cummings
“The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.” — Gary D. Schmidt
“In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in Winter enjoy.” – William Blake
“You can’t get too much Winter in the Winter.” – Robert Frost
“Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.” – Victor Hugo
“January brings the snow, makes our feet and fingers glow.”- Sara Coleridge
“Close your eyes. Hear the silent snow. Listen to your soul speak.” ― Adrienne Posey
“The very fact of snow is such an amazement.” ― Roger Ebert
“The snow was endless, a heavy blanket on the outdoors.” ― Cambria Heber.
” I love you snow much girl. It was love at frost sight.”
“There was a silver lining tucked into last weekend’s blizzard.” – Liz Krieger
“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in Winter.” – Patricia Briggs
So that is it for our list of Funny January Letter Board Quotes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
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