Fun with family and friends is what Christmas is all about, which is why we have put together a list of all the best short funny Christmas letter board quotes for you to share. And if you’re looking for funny Christmas letter board sayings, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Christmas Letter Board Sayings
December 25th is the only day I become a morning person
Hope you enjoy this “elfie” from us
I hope you’re less like Santa, and visit me more than once a year
The snuggle is real.
Christmas is too sparkly… said no one ever
But wait—there’s myrrh
We’re just a bunch of candy canes—sweet and slightly twisted
Have I been naughty this year? Well, I hope one of the reindeer eats the “naughty” list
Bah, humbug!
Merry Christmas! Now, excuse us while we head back to the mistletoe
We’ve got chemis-tree
Christmas is Claus for celebration!
The Christmas alphabet has noel
I put so much thought into your gift, that I never got around to actually buying it. Merry Christmas, anyway!
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name
Dear Santa: This isn’t what it looks like
My tree is set to sparkle
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic.
How much does Santa pay for parking? Nothing, it’s on the house.
It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas
What do elves post on social media? Elf-ies.
Christmas is always a Claus for celebration.
Winter is warmer when we are laughing
May your regifting practice go undetected this year
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.
Don’t get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
My spirit animal is Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
I put the “ho” in “ho, ho, ho!”
100% on the naughty list
Yule be sorry
Good things come in tall packages.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
I’m elf-taught.
A Christmas Conspiracy: Olive, the other reindeer…
Hold on for deer life
Rockin’ each other’s Christmas socks
The reason why we should always jingle all the way is because nobody likes half-assed jingles
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me … What is this, and did you keep the receipt?
Wake me up when it’s summer
Like the Christmas lights, let’s get lit!
It’s snow laughing matter
Wake me up before you cocoa.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies
‘Tis the season to be freezin’
I love you from head to mistletoe
What is Santa’s favorite genre of music? Wrap music!
It’s freezing—snow joke!
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture
Yoda caroling: A Merry Christmas, we wish you. A Merry Christmas, we wish you
Cue the twinkly lights
You’re my soul Santa.
I hope you love the present you told me to buy for you
May your gifts be many, and your returns and exchanges be few
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year
Have a holly Dolly Christmas.
Drink up grinches
Snowy hair, don’t care. It’s Christmas!
There’s snowplace like home
Happy Holidays! Let the bingeing begin!
Getting more lit than the Christmas tree
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases
This tree is going to sleigh all day
Treat yo’elf.
Christmas calories don’t count!
It’s all fun and games ’till Santa checks the naughty list
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
All spruced up and ready the jingle the night away
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Dear Santa…can you please define “nice?”
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
It’s a good thing Santa didn’t see my browser history
The Ghost of Christmas Presents is my favorite Christmas ghost.
My holiday weight gain is in no way an indication of increased jolliness
My favourite color is Christmas lights
‘Tis the season to sparkle
But first, let me take an elfie.
Freeze the day
When life gives you snow, make snow angels
How do Santa’s elves get around the North Pole? They ride icicles.
“Peppermint, or-na-ment?” she asked when contemplating hanging candy canes on tree.
Help! There’s snow way out of here
Ho-ho-home for Christmas!
My fat pants are ready
Frozen fingers and eskimo kisses
Dear big, fat, judgmental jerk, I just want to tell you that I’ve been naughty this year and it was all worth it!
Your presents is requested.
All I want for Christmas is you (and maybe some Christmas cookies, too)
What’s green, covered in tinsel and says ‘ribbet ribbet’? A mistle-toad.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year
’Tis the season to sparkle and shine
Here’s my resting Grinch face
This tree is feelin’ merry and bright
Happy holly-days, said the wreath to the garland.
Leading up to the worst night’s sleep all year
Where does Santa stay during vacations? At the ho-ho-hotel.
I like Santa Claus because he only visits once a year. Every guest should follow his example
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red
Son of a nutcracker!
Snow glad to see you!
Believe in your elf
This one had me at “ho ho ho”!
What says Oh Oh Oh? Santa walking backward.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental
Up to snow good
May the Christmas season fill your home with joy, your heart with love, and your life with absolutely everything you put on your wish list
Santa ho ho hopes you’ve been good this year
Yule be fit to be tied when you find out you aren’t getting any presents.
No need to Claus a scene!
All I want for Christmas is…food!
Ice to see you!
Every day I’m shovelin’
Prancer’s motto: Prance like nobody’s watching.
My favorite color is evergreen with a hint of tinsel
No lying… We’ve been more naughty than nice!
Did you hear that Santa knows karate? He has a black belt.
Rebel without a Claus.
Let it snow…. but not on my hair
Ooooooh. We thought you said, “Christmas BEER.”
Yule be sorry.
Santa saw your Instagram. You’re getting a muumuu and a Bible for Christmas
What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap.
Let’s go to the kitchen and whisk everyone a merry Christmas
Being good for goodness’ sake was not enough motivation
Decorating the tree is always snow much fun
Make it rein.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Oh, deer.
Who wants CANDY CANES?!!!
You sleigh me.
You are never too old for a snowball fight
You’re mistletoe-tally rad.
What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe
The snuggle is real
It’s looking like a Charlie Brown tree kinda year
For your present, it’s either a warm hug or a snug choke-hold. Choose wisely!
Decking the halls in sparkles
But wait—there’s myrrh.
What do snowmen wear to work? Snowsuits.
What kind of bug hates Christmas? A bah humbug.
Hope you have a remember-forever-and-ever-and-ever-and-ever kind of holiday
What do you call a snowman who works out? An ab-dominal snowman.
Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf-is Presley.
Have a cool yule and swell noel
Tinsel hair. Don’t care.
You better not pout
Hold on for deer life.
Christmas cheer? I thought I heard Christmas beer.
Snow happens, hot chocolate helps
Winter is like fall except you need five pairs of leggings instead of one
Rockin’ around the Christmas tree!
Why did the pony miss singing in the choir at the Christmas concert? It was a little horse.
If kisses were snowflakes, we’d be having a blizzard!
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Let’s be naughty and save Santa a trip
That look soots you.
You know it’s Christmas when your wallet is empty but your heart is full
What nationality is Santa? North Polish.
It’s lit.
Looking a lot like Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Let’s get elf-ed up.
I feel better knowing Santa will also be unemployed after Christmas
All my savings just disappeared! Is this what they meant by Christmas wonder?
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
Dear Santa…I can explain
Your presents is requested
What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!
Step right up, jingle file!
All I want for Christmas is see the link to my wish list
When it snows you have two choices. Shovel or snow angels.
He’s an elf-made man.
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? Krisp Kringle.
You had me at ho ho ho
I’m Claus-trophobic.
All I want for Christmas is you… and cookies… and hot chocolate
I smell presents!
My presence is really the only gift you need. Merry Christmas!
Resting Grinch face.
Bring on the snow day!
Christmas tree o’ Christmas tree, your ornaments are history
It’s colder than my soul out here!
Season’s greetings, said the rosemary to the sage.
Why can’t the Christmas trees knit? Because they always drop their needles!
We go together like hot chocolate and marshmallows
Gonna go lay under the Christmas tree to remind my family that I’m a gift
Don’t be elfish.
May you get everything you want this year, and myrrh!
Right as rein(deer).
What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip? Crisp Pringles.
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Hornaments.
Making it count because Christmas only comes once a year
Ho, ho, ho? More like ha, ha, ha!
The only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks
Friends are the hot chocolate in winter season
Fairy lights on winter nights
What is Santa’s favorite place to deliver presents? Idaho-ho-ho.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho ho ho.
A mistle-toast to the holiday season.
Feelin’ frosty
What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?
May your holidays be as lovely as they look on Instagram
Besides the tree, guess who’s going to get lit all day?
Let it snow… somewhere else!
I’ve decided to give everyone my opinion instead of presents this year. Be excited!
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
You can find us under the mistletoe
Sleigh all day
Keep calm and snow day on!
When in doubt, add more sparkle
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Break out the ornaments and let the decorating begin
Chillin’ with my mug and blanket just like Baby Yoda
Sleigh, what?!
Sugar and spice make the holidays nice
Dream big, sparkle more, shine bright
Christmas break to-do list: Eat, drink, nap
It’s beginning to *cost* a lot like Christmas…
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
Oh, deer
Be naughty, save Santa the trip
Why did the snowman go to the garden? To pick his nose.
Time to get into the Christmas spirit – vodka, gin, rum, etc.
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet.
Sweet and twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?
Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing? They keep dropping their needles.
Christmas comes but once a year, but when it comes, it better bring good beer
Believe in your elf.
Claus I said so!
She has high elf-esteem.
Drink up, Grinches! It’s Christmas
How rude-olf of you.
Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle
Coffee. Christmas music. Now let’s decorate!
Leave a little sparkle wherever you go
It’s a hot chocolate and tree decorating kind of day
I love you from head to mistletoe.
In the depths of winter, I finally learned that make snow angels
There’s Noel time like the present.
A mistle-toast to the holiday season
Get the elf out of here.
Christmas is coming
Today, I will sleigh Christmas!
Eat, drink, and be merry
Santa cleans his sleigh with Santa-tizer.
How did Rudolph do on his report card? He went up in Math and down in History.
Love at frost sight!
I see snow… so, where’s Elsa?
It was love at frost sight
Santa, stop here. We have cookies.
I have the final sleigh.
Christmas Eve is the one night I’m looking forward to morning
Happy Holi-yays!
Watch your step – it could be your last
Wrapper’s delight.
Why are there only 25 letters in the alphabet at Christmas? Because there’s No-el.
Why was E the only letter of the alphabet to get presents from Santa? Because all of the other letters were not E.
Keep calm and decorate on
Never underestimate my ability to buy a bigger Christmas tree
The battle between me and carbs is the real war this Christmas
Snow excited!
Go out there and earn your hot cocoa
I want a fat bank account and a slim waist for Christmas this year. You better not mix those two up, Santa!
What is Father Christmas’ wife’s name? Mary Christmas.
Snowy hair don’t care
What do you call a poor Santa Claus? St. Nickel-less.
Gangsta wrapper.
Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter
Say freeze!
I’m pine-ing for you.
It is socially acceptable to let my siblings wear the same PJ’s as me tonight
What did Santa ask Rudolph about the weather? Is it going to rain, dear?
Hot chocolate weather
Santa puts you on the naughty list if he has just claus.
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Short Merry Christmas Messages for Cards, Funny Christmas Sayings, Funny January Letter Board Quotes, Short Christmas Sayings for Cards and Merry Christmas Eve Quotes.
Funny Christmas Letter Board Quotes
“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.” – Kin Hubbard
“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.” – Henny Youngman
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“I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.” – Winston Spear
“Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.” – Frank McKinney Hubbard
“It’s all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list.” – Anon
“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” – Garrison Keillor
“Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.” – Victor Borge
“That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.” – Jerry Seinfeld
“Who’s the bane of Santa’s life? The elf and safety officer.” – Catherine Tate
“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.” – Melanie White
“I hate the radio this time of year because they play “All I Want For Christmas Is You” like, every other song. And that’s just not enough.” – Bridger Winegar
“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas. You know, the birth of Santa?” – Matt Groening
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” – Will Ferrell, “Elf”
“Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.” – Gary Allan
“The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!” – Charles N Barnard
“You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.” – Robert Paul
“Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home.” – Carol Nelson
“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.” – Andy Borowitz
So that is it for our list of Funny Christmas Letter Board Quotes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
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